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| Site Title: | New Messages | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | newmessage.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | bonushobo | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2006-12-05 03:25:41 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | internet | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | working on it | ||||||||||
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| Description: | notable references that contributed to the sound... http://iprelaybanana.ytmnd.com/ http://iprelayrazorgator.ytmnd.com/ http://snakesansweringmachine.ytmnd.com/ as well as a plethora of movie quotes and other ytmnds, guess them all | ||||||||||
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1 | 2
| First | ||||||
| Also, razor gator | ||||||
| oh cmon that's way more than 16 ^_^ nice job | ||||||
| originally had 60 heh, but i had to take a few out for size sake | ||||||
| tile and letters plix | ||||||
| LEERO.. Deleted | ||||||
| NEDeleted | ||||||
| lol t68. Worst phone ever. | ||||||
| hmm expected it 2 end with you're the man now dog, idk what i really think of this one circle jerkish, slightly interesting | ||||||
| "wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?" *beebeep* deleted. | ||||||
| i see this as a fad-comp/fad-kill site | ||||||
| you should make another ytmnd with the rest | ||||||
| LAWL! | ||||||
| 5'd for leroy | ||||||
| Awesome, but where's Sean Connery? Or did I cough and miss it? | ||||||
| quite original | ||||||
| snake | ||||||
| Why does it say (Refresh) and why does it preload when no audio/video sync is needed? | ||||||
| ITS A PIECE OF C... :( | ||||||
| LEEERO-deleted | ||||||
| 5'd for clerks | ||||||
| Needs more power surge. | ||||||
| needs 7 days :P | ||||||
| I was going to give you a 4 except I heard that piece of crap telemarketer crap thing in there. | ||||||
| I like it! 5ed | ||||||
| SNAKE | ||||||
| That was great ^_^ well done! | ||||||
| Snake! | ||||||
| SNAAAAAKE! | ||||||
| Snaaa...............aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.............keeeeeeeee XD
This ytmnd wins on so many levels. | ||||||
| razor gator was a nice suprise
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| NED- ftw! | ||||||
| O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD | ||||||
| 5'd for horsedick | ||||||
| i loved deleting NEDM | ||||||
| whoa | ||||||
| LEROOO--Bleep. Deleted.
KHAA--Bleep. Deleted.
NED--Bleep. Deleted.
NOO--Bleep. Deleted.
Horse di--BLEEP. Deleted.
LOL! FTW | ||||||
| you forgot poland lol win | ||||||
| "Snape Kills" Deleted FTW | ||||||
| I GOT YOUR ASS!! | ||||||
| My God... it's full of stars...! | ||||||
| You forgot polend! | ||||||
| 5 for Horse Dick. | ||||||
| Overrated | ||||||
| you ALMOST forgot poland | ||||||
| SOMEBODY BROKE THE TOILET SEAT rofl. | ||||||
| Pretty sweet. | ||||||
| There are only 2 or three things here that remind me of a phone call, everything else is really out of context. | ||||||
| This crap is going to be overblown. | ||||||
| I 1'd this at first. Then kept listening. And it got so RIDICULOUS that I wish I could give it 10. Hahaha its still going wtf | ||||||
| thats way more than 16 messages | ||||||
| Annnoyyyying as HELL!!!, +1 for "Im a f*cking idiot" | ||||||
| I believe you have my *bleep* deleted! | ||||||
| LEEEROOO.. deleted. | ||||||
| Original... better than some of you are saying | ||||||
| *Alarm!* SNAAAAKEE!!!! I'm amazed "Surprise c*ckf*g!" wasn't in there afterward. The multiple attempts to get a hold of him worked well. | ||||||
| *tone*deleted*boop* | ||||||
| 4d for 'you forgot Poland'. | ||||||
| Stopped being messages, started being "look at this random sound clip!" | ||||||
| brovo | ||||||
| polend | ||||||
| Speechless | ||||||
| Snape kils- | ||||||
| 5'd for HAL 9000 | ||||||
| You f*cked my wife. DELETED | ||||||
| 5d for pulp fiction. | ||||||
| 5'd for extreme LENGTH!!! | ||||||
| HOLY SH*T WHAT A WASTE OF TIME AND TECHNOLOGY MOTHERF*CKER WHY DON'T YOU ADD THE TIME IT
TOOK YOU TO MAKE THIS SH*TTY *SS YTMND WITH NO TRACE OF CREATIVITY AT ALL, THE TIME IT TOOK ME
TO WATCH IT AND THE TIME IT TOOK ME TO DOWNVOTE ALL YOUR BEST RATED SITES, BITCH MAYBE THEN
YOU'LL ACKNOWLEDGE THE STUPIDITY AND HOPEFULLY GTFO AND KILL YOURSELF WTF IS THAT SH*T ANYWAY FOOL OMG IMA TAKE ALL THE F*CKING FADS EVER MADE AND CONDENSE THEM INTO THE LONGEST MOST BORING PIECE OF SH*T SOUND CLIP EVER WOW MAN GOOD JOB |
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| At least put a 'Your the man now dog' in there buddy, till ya do, you get a 3
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| I believe you ha-DELETED! | ||||||
| Snake! | ||||||
| F*ck it Dude, let's go bowling FTMFW | ||||||
| Dude. Awesome idea. | ||||||
| LEERO...deleted | ||||||
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| NEDeleted HAHAHAH | ||||||
| ^that should have been 3 stars | ||||||
| hahah this wins so hard. LEEEERR-Deleted | ||||||
| lol at barrel roll
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| not bad. | ||||||
| haha i'd like to know each and every movie those are from | ||||||
| bonus points to whoever guesses them all. | ||||||
| Hey, f*ck you, mang! | ||||||
| yeah, in fact ill donate $10 to whoever guesses them all correctly, to whichever site they say | ||||||
| No, f*ck you! | ||||||
| Gold at some points, but others were weak. Once you get someone laughing, it's not good to have them come to a complete stop and then start laughing again. Some of it could be removed, or worked on so that it flows better. | ||||||
| Besides that... SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE. | ||||||
| i f*cking love this!!!! keep it up! "barrel roll" "LEEROOO.." and forgetting poland | ||||||
| I like the way you cut out the overdone fads fast. | ||||||
| Way more than 16 messages... | ||||||
| FANTASTIC. all this needs is a funny picture(s) and a sponsor(s). | ||||||
| NEDeleted. | ||||||
| aah | ||||||
| originally the title was going to be "My voicemail is depressing and spooky" | ||||||
| Nah, it was good to go with a simple title. Props, sir. | ||||||
| This isn't that funny. +2 For MGS sounds | ||||||
| Fresh, hilarious, simple, good work. | ||||||
| barrel roll | ||||||
| 5'd. | ||||||
| lol, gold. | ||||||
| hall of famer | ||||||
| 2 for deletion before the M in nedm. | ||||||
| amazing i love it! 5star for you! | ||||||
| You should add "everything is ungodly!" | ||||||
| Thats dumb, you people are dumb. | ||||||
| Add Wonka for a 5. | ||||||
| HAHAH!NICE! Snape kills *bleep* DELETED *bloop* | ||||||
| Hey f*ck you mang | ||||||
| nice usage of metal gear :) | ||||||
| LOL! Snake! | ||||||
| Great Replay value, humorous. Lack decent visual to make it a very good site. 4ed out of five. | ||||||
| BEST | ||||||
| lolz | ||||||
| Monotonous and boring. Other people's quotes doesn't make you funny by repeating them. | ||||||
| where's poland? | ||||||
| I 5'd and fav'd this because I th deleted. | ||||||
| Joe Pesci from Casino FTW | ||||||
| Would have been nice to stick with soundbites that were more believable as voice messages, but originality and Golem's message earned you a five! XD | ||||||
| ... a five which, had trouble registering x,O | ||||||
| lol! @ Spanish Inquisition and Snaaake! | ||||||
| 5'd for 2001 | ||||||
| Nice. The Spanish Inquisition crap is the worst example of nerd humor anyway. +fadkill | ||||||
| Love it. | ||||||
| Clever but I really don't like it. | ||||||
| That was awsome. | ||||||
| 5'ed for Gollum and Darth Vader :) | ||||||
| awsumness | ||||||
| yeah, way to forget poland, there, buddy. lawl! | ||||||
| Awesome | ||||||
| also c*cks | ||||||
| +5 for leeeer-deleted | ||||||
| It's just random sound clips put in an unfunny context. | ||||||
| alright- okay, this is good - i like | ||||||
| The deletion timing on a handful of these makes the whole thing awesome. | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| Awesome. Simply amazing. | ||||||
| 5'd for airplane
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| this is trying to be like the 60 minutes clip but it fails. it's too long, it isn't funny, and i'm sick of hearing that deleted sh*t after every one. this whole ytmnd should be *beep* DELETED. | ||||||
| You forgot poland :( | ||||||
| 5'd for "do a barrel roll" | ||||||
| This made my day. | ||||||
| hahaa wow, that was a lot | ||||||
| I'll give this five stars, because it--DELETED | ||||||
| SNAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You stole a cow ! | ||||||
| Bake a cake.........it's tasty! ;) | ||||||
| You took my IP-relay Banana phone clip!!!!!! | ||||||
| I thought that was pretty funny. | ||||||
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| when you stole that cow | ||||||
| LOL YESS!! duuuuuhhhhh NOBODY EXPECTS THE- deleted | ||||||
| You forgot polend. | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| As your first clip from casion said "If you don't have my money for me I'll crack your f*cking head!" | ||||||
| if you dont have my money for me I'll crack your f*cking head right open in fro.. deleted
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| SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||||||
| "My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks." ftw | ||||||
| 5'd for the SNAAAAAKE that won't die. | ||||||
| 50 years ago deleted
lmao
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| 5'd for clerks, -1 for lying about the amount of messages. | ||||||
| best compilation ever. Hands down. | ||||||
| whoa, stop listening to my voicemail | ||||||
| This is f*cking ingenious. Wow. Classic YTMND for the win. | ||||||
| i lol'd | ||||||
| RAZOR GATOR!!!! | ||||||
| I lol'ed hard sir. Good job | ||||||
| Instant classic! | ||||||
| THE YOU FORGOT POLAND AT THE END IS TEH WIN | ||||||
| In a row? | ||||||
| In a row? | ||||||
| HOW THE F*CK CAN YOU LEAVE OUT TENDER CRISP BACON CHEDDAR RANCH!?!?!?! (otherwise, brilliant!!!!!!!) | ||||||
| FAV'D | ||||||
| F*ck it dude, lets go bowling + Polend = 10 | ||||||
| Hot dog trolley is on the shotgun. | ||||||
| 5'd for citing me as source | ||||||
| Nifty. | ||||||
| very good | ||||||
| Heres my attempt at guessing the sounds in order. Casino, Cape fear, Ip-relay banana phone, apocalypse now, the princess bride, scarface, not sure, dumb and dumber, clerks, star fox, raging bull,not sure, airplane, cady shack, not sure,stripes, fight club,snakes answering machine, office space, snakes answering machine, montey python,office space,snake, ? ,snake kills dumbledore harry potter,homer simpson, ? , Stephanie ytmnds?, Full Metal Jacket, prank a telemarketer, casino, cnn?, ?, raging bull, cont.. | ||||||
| pulp fiction, star trek, Michael Richards, LOTR two towers, NEDM, Sixteen candles,Darth vader, Batman, ip relay gator razor, The Big labowski, President bush. Well thats most of them atleast it took me forever to find some of them. And theres a few I still cant figure out. | ||||||
| Buhweeded. - Homestar | ||||||
| NEDeleted | ||||||
| Was cape fear in there too? | ||||||
| F*ck I'm still laughing, And I don't know why | ||||||
| forgot polland!!1!! | ||||||
| F*CK YOU MANG! | ||||||
| "You like movies about gladiators?" | ||||||
| the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable. | ||||||
| SNAAAAAAAAKE!! Also Poland. | ||||||
| hahaha | ||||||
| SNAKEEEEEEEE! | ||||||
| lacks cloudsong lol | ||||||
| oujea | ||||||
| YOU STOLE MY F*CKING CLOU--*beep* | ||||||
| You win. | ||||||
| Daisy.........................Daisy.......................... *boop* deleted | ||||||
| LEEEERRROOOOOO *deleted* | ||||||
| three for metal gear solid | ||||||
| It would be pretty surreal to have such a range of people/characters leaving messages like - DELETED | ||||||
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| *LMFAO* I stayed for the WHOLE thing!! And you made it worth my time!!! Hahaha!! | ||||||
| Ver' nice. | ||||||
| You forgot poland lol | ||||||
| ROFL *F*CK YOU MANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEROOOOOOY deleted nice editing...i especially liked darth vaders edit | ||||||
| WTF no cloudsong? | ||||||
| Did I hear a Max Payne 2 clip for a second there? | ||||||
| Voice mails FTW | ||||||
| This is funny hahaha | ||||||
| I like YTMNDs like this. Basically Homer Tells It Like It Is with a phone. | ||||||
| Eddie Izzard!! "You f*ck my wife?"
"That's right..I am your wife..and I f*cked her" | ||||||
| how do you delete barrel roll then stephanie then horsedick WTF IS WRONG WITH U 4d | ||||||
| EPIC. | ||||||
| 5 if you add STOP BREAKING THE LAW *SSH*LE and lol, internet | ||||||
| So much win! SO. MUCH. WIN! | ||||||
| you killed my father... prepare to die | ||||||
| you can swallow a pint of blood before you get DELETED | ||||||
| Poland. lol | ||||||
| I am amused by the simplicity of this game. Bring me your finest meats and cheeses. | ||||||
| NO ONE EXPECTS TH... | ||||||
| 1'd for the annoying "deleted" voice over and over and over....not cool | ||||||
| 5'd for Gladiator movies and Poland | ||||||
| SNAAAKE. | ||||||
| Lol, Snaaake! | ||||||
| You Win | ||||||
| SNAPE KILLS DELETED | ||||||
| Animal House FTW. The end made me crack up. | ||||||
| Nice mix | ||||||
| NEDM, and poland ftw | ||||||
| Woa...a whole lotta awesome in there. Sixteen Candles would have made it an auto 5 by itself. | ||||||
| did you just delet YTMND? | ||||||
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| KHAAA*deleted* | ||||||
| This is comedic genius. | ||||||
| "Do you like movies about gladiators?" I approve. | ||||||
| Anyone downvoting this fails at the very point of ytmnd. | ||||||
| drop lika craka on raisen bran | ||||||
| 5 for sure | ||||||
| 4'd for more than 16. | ||||||
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| NWS'd because of the messages that had swear words in them. | ||||||
| 4 for all the references to every YTMND ever. | ||||||
| Hey meng | ||||||
| 5 for your name. | ||||||
| Where's "You're the Man Now, Dog!"? | ||||||
| Add the old man from Family Guy: "Where's my newspa-DELETED" | ||||||
| 3 for creativity, but 5'd for totally summing up the last two decades of pop culture | ||||||
| Very Nice. | ||||||
| epic. | ||||||
| http://vote5polandmachine.ytmnd.com/ | ||||||
| needs Y T M N D | ||||||
| almost 4 for telemarketer..but it's too damn funny so 5 | ||||||
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