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| Site Title: | A Very Merry Keanu Christmas | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | keanumas.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | MasterSitsu | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2006-12-05 20:01:34 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | old mall santa pic, Keanu Reeves, my edit | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | Sufjan Stevens - Silent Night, Johnny Mnemonic | ||||||||||
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| ROOM SERVICE. | ||||||
| Oh hi. | ||||||
| I want a 10,000 dollar a day hooker. | ||||||
| merry keanumas! | ||||||
| i want a $10,000 a night club sandwich | ||||||
| inb4..nvm | ||||||
| YOU SALAD TOSSING DIHARREA BATHING DILDO WEARING MOTHERF*CKER, WHAT KIND OF A PIECE OF SH*T
NERD ARE YOU, N*GG*, YOU WATCH A MOVIE AND GO LIKE ""omg dat wuld maek a good ytmnd mirite""
AND THEN YOU GO ACTUALLY DO IT ONLY TO GET DOWNVOTED TO A MERE, PATHETIC 4 STARS, WITH 200
VIEWS, WHAT GIVES, FOOL, WHAT GIVES HUH ????? GTFO OF HERE NO ONE GIVES A SH*T,
picturesoundtext.ytmnd.com |
-3 | |||||
| I SEE WUT U DID THAR | ||||||
| I want to get online. | ||||||
| loo | ||||||
| OMG, YOU F*CKING OWN. | ||||||
| I can't stop laughing at it. XD | ||||||
| needs more matrix | ||||||
| I NEED A COMPUTER | ||||||
| YOU WIN SIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||||||
| club sandwich | ||||||
| This is what it's all aboot, ytmnd that is. Awesome. | ||||||
| Keanu! | ||||||
| i NEED a COMPUTER! |
+1 | |||||
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| classic | ||||||
| knew you made this for some reason | ||||||
| Include "Guns. Lots of guns." | ||||||
| i lold hard | ||||||
| the 'lots of guns' clip in the movie is both too silent and with the music underneath is very distracting. | ||||||
| Hi. Am I still on notice btw? | ||||||
| I WANT ROOOOOOOOOOOOOM SERVICE | ||||||
| This site is the funniest thing ive seen in weeks |
+1 | |||||
| I NEED A COMPUTER | ||||||
| *clap* *clap* |
+1 | |||||
| keanu is such a f*cking idiot | ||||||
| I gotta five any site in which you photoshop Keanu's face onto a little short person's body (ahem AgentElrond.ytmnd.com ahem). Merry Christmas movie house. | ||||||
| heh | ||||||
| wow, A+ | ||||||
| I WANT A COLD MEXICAN BEER!! Oh, and for "theplease" to die horribly, NEDM style. | ||||||
| I want to get online, I NEED A COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||||||
| i had no idea what to expect. loved it | ||||||
| Wow, bonus points for the Sufjan. | ||||||
| A want the club sandwich!!! I'm going to do that next time I go out to eat....."what do you want son?" `````````` "I WANT THE CLUB SANDWICH!!!!!" BITCH!!!! | ||||||
| This is made of WIN!! | ||||||
| http://pentagon911.ytmnd.com/ | ||||||
| This would make the pope explode. Simply amazing! Your work is made of win and wrapped in bacon MasterSitsu!! | ||||||
| 5 for Sufjan Stevens | ||||||
| must be a good hooker. | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| fav'd for sufjan stevens | ||||||
| LOL! Win. | ||||||
| What a fun movie. Also Dogstar. | ||||||
| XD | ||||||
| FIIIIIIIIIVE | ||||||
| I WANT ROOOOOOOOM SERVICE | ||||||
| GIVE ME MY F*CKING ROOM SERVICE! | ||||||
| dude, prime. | ||||||
| Those are the same things I want for Christmas. | ||||||
| Johnny Fukkin Mnemonic + Christmas = 5 starzzz... Tu es dinero ;-) | ||||||
| YOU TELL HIM KEANU! | ||||||
| meh | ||||||
| 5'd for obvious reasons, and also Dogstar in sources. | ||||||
| hooker | ||||||
| To be honest I didn't really laugh it was nothing outrageous | ||||||
| COLD MEXICAN BEER | ||||||
| BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA | ||||||
| Picture, Sound, Text. Bit long to be classic, but still awesome nevertheless :P | ||||||
| i want room service too, meow | ||||||
| that child needs a spanking | ||||||
| ROOM SERVICE AND HOOKERS!!!!! WOOOOO | ||||||
| hahahaha that is. . .a little bit creepy | ||||||
| Simply Amazing. Fav'd. | ||||||
| Not funny | ||||||
| lol this rawks | ||||||
| Keanu. Period. | ||||||
| i have this movie on tape. its awesome. | ||||||
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| zomg this scared me. | ||||||
| woulda been better with text that said, "I am Korf41's bitch" | ||||||
| 5 | ||||||
| cute as buttons | ||||||
| h4x? | ||||||
| good one | ||||||
| This is great | ||||||
| i need to see johnny mnemonic again...saw that sh*t in the theater what...10 years ago? so horrible. | ||||||
| holy f*cking sh*t, long time i've actually lol'd at a ytmnd | ||||||
| you've done it again | ||||||
| This seriously made me laugh out loud. Nice Edits. | ||||||
| $10,000 a night hooker aka me, worth every penny. What can I say, Woodchuck is $4 a bottle. | ||||||
| Very Well. | ||||||
| I NEED acting lessons | ||||||
| how did you submit it again, only with the votes!?!?!? | ||||||
| You need a computer. | ||||||
| Wait, I'm a dick. | ||||||
| did someone just say picturesoundtext to this? wow. | ||||||
| the club sandwhich | ||||||
| I'll have my club sandwich with some fish biscuits, please. | ||||||
| Genius, as always Sitsu ^^ | ||||||
| really :notfunny: sources not cited obviously stolen material 1'd |
-1 | |||||
| AYE SEA WOT U DID THARE | ||||||
| ROOOOOM SERVICE!!!! | ||||||
| 5"d for room service and needing computers. | ||||||
| not funny, you fail, go die in a car fire, 5 | ||||||
| I haven't laughed that hard at a YTMND IN FOREVER | ||||||
| I also would look a club sandwich. | ||||||
| an excellent ytmnd my good chum. There aren't enough ytmnds like the old ones with clips from movies. 5 for you. | ||||||
| Sufjan FTW also, Ypsilanti | ||||||
| XD nice | ||||||
| go keanu! | ||||||
| WOW SITSU DOES IT AGAIN DAMN YOU
I NEED A COMPUTERRRRR | ||||||
| LOL, WIN! | ||||||
| sufjan stevens + johnny mnemonic = hark! the five'd angels pwn. | ||||||
| I WANT THE COLD MEXICAN BEER! | ||||||
| good ol keanu reeves | ||||||
| Keanu reeve's sounds like the terrets guy | ||||||
| club sandwich..... club sandwich..... hooker! | ||||||
| will someone please ban 'theplease'/ If YTMND was CHristmas, he owuld be McScrrrogggeeeee | ||||||
| awesome. matrix blows | ||||||
| thats your old mall santa pic? You looked a lot like Keanu!! | ||||||
| f**king golden | ||||||
| i NEED a computer! | ||||||
| you forgot "guns, lots of guns" from the matrix | ||||||
| ^^ I think the 'lots of guns' clip in the movie is both too silent and with the music underneath is very distracting. | ||||||
| What do you want for Christmas, Sitsu? | ||||||
| I want a club sandwich too. | ||||||
| HOOKER/5 | ||||||
| retarded as hell | ||||||
| GG. | ||||||
| HOOKER! | ||||||
| This is awsome cause he actually sounds like one of those little brats that you just want to kill at christmas | ||||||
| amazing | ||||||
| "club sandwich" hahaha | ||||||
| I remember the I beleive you have my stapler that used that audio. Good show even though ur a gay f*g. | ||||||
| Sumguy21 approves of this message. | ||||||
| CLUB SANDWICH | ||||||
| just awsome | ||||||
| Best site today | ||||||
| rofl! | ||||||
| F*cking brilliant, I laughed my *ss off. | ||||||
| why? uhuhuh | ||||||
| I WANT THE COLD MEXICAN BEER | ||||||
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| You, sir, have just made my day | ||||||
| that movie cared the sh*t out of me | ||||||
| Awesome. | ||||||
| 5d for halarity and sufjan stevens | ||||||
| on point, as usual. | ||||||
| I can't stop watching this; where are all the quotes from!? And by all, I mean "ROOM SERVICE!" | ||||||
| nevermind I am an idiot; didn't look at sources lol... time to rent Johnny Mnemonic! | ||||||
| Not bad for Christmas content, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. My family is glaring at me for it. | ||||||
| lol. | ||||||
| ROFL MY F*CKING WAFL DUDE!!!111 | ||||||
| I WANT ROOM SERVICE! | ||||||
| LOL! I knew something would make use of this eventually. It's one of the greatest all time lame rants, produce in only a way that a no talent hack like Keanu Reeves can deliver. | ||||||
| win | ||||||
| Needs more horsedick | ||||||
| CLUB SANDWICH!!!! | ||||||
| I NEED, A COMPUTER. | ||||||
| I could downvote you back, but you have too many generic sites. That's just too boring. | ||||||
| A very merry win. | ||||||
| Sooooo gooood. | ||||||
| /me claps | ||||||
| It's ok, but you should include more variation to what Keanu wants... Im sure there are lots more | ||||||
| Friggin' FAVED. I want more! | ||||||
| Club Sandwich and computer ftw | ||||||
| Ohh man, hilarious, biggest douche bag actor ever | ||||||
| Huzzah Sufjan! Hurray bad acting! | ||||||
| I want the club sandwich too! | ||||||
| keywords funneh | ||||||
| I NEED A COMPUTER | ||||||
| CLUB SANDWICH! | ||||||
| yea this rules. | ||||||
| lollerskates | ||||||
| Hah! ;) | ||||||
| really | ||||||
| hyuk! 5 for Sitsu | ||||||
| I want the cold Mexican beer! | ||||||
| 5 for Sufjan. | ||||||
| congrats Mastersistu......I have favorited one of your YTMNDs. | ||||||
| Pretty f*cking lol | ||||||
| for the johnny mnemonic samples, you earn 5 | ||||||
| You have done a good deed for humanity. | ||||||
| Haha he's very greedy. | ||||||
| Hahaha I love it | ||||||
| If they must be made, they must be made right. L'Chaim. | ||||||
| lawl | ||||||
| Where is the A Very Merry Alex Winter Christmas site? | ||||||
| I WANT ROOM SERVICE | ||||||
| hooker! | ||||||
| You truely are the man now dog | ||||||
| Godlike! | ||||||
| omfg i love this! | ||||||
| Nice use of Sufjan. | ||||||
| "YOU SALAD TOSSING DIHARREA BATHING DILDO WEARING MOTHERF*CKER, WHAT KIND OF
A PIECE OF SH*T NERD ARE YOU, N*GG*, YOU WATCH A MOVIE AND GO LIKE ""omg
dat wuld maek a good ytmnd mirite"" AND THEN YOU GO ACTUALLY DO IT ONLY TO
GET DOWNVOTED TO A MERE, PATHETIC 4 STARS, WITH 200 VIEWS, WHAT GIVES,
FOOL, WHAT GIVES HUH ????? GTFO OF HERE NO ONE GIVES A
SH*T, picturesoundtext.ytmnd.com"
-You shouldn't drink at your grandkid's house. Awesome YTMND | ||||||
| lmao | ||||||
| I _NEED_ a comPUTER! | ||||||
| LMAO | ||||||
| I lol'd | ||||||
| Hi, my name is UnknownEntity, I hope you all had a nice 5. Thank you for flying YTMND airlines. | ||||||
| Genius XD | ||||||
| Listened to this for over 10 loops | ||||||
| took me a while to get | ||||||
| I've never seen a Kano transformation! | ||||||
| Good Christ Man, I enjoyed that. mighty good laugh | ||||||
| lol, bacon | ||||||
| 5'd until i saw sitsu | ||||||
| -2 for repeating some over and over, I shall grant you the two back if you add NEDM | ||||||
| Keanu, Russel Crowe, and the the Bacon Brothers - POWER BAND | ||||||
| You are a god, sir. | ||||||
| kill yourself |
-1 | |||||
| /T00T | ||||||
| another great ytmnd, ms. F*CKER! | ||||||
| the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable. | ||||||
| HOOKER!! | ||||||
| you are amazing | ||||||
| sandwhich = $5
cold mexican beer = $4.50
hooker = $10,000
waking up the next morning with pregnant crack whore who plans on taking you to maury for child support = priceless | ||||||
| Best YTMND I've seen all day | ||||||
| Oh god i've been watching htis all day. Hilarious! | ||||||
| Win :D | ||||||
| Sufjan. | ||||||
| this made my day | ||||||
| win. | ||||||
| lol, 5'd | ||||||
| I LOVE YOU MASTER. Also hooker | ||||||
| I WANT ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!!!!! | ||||||
| lol, this is great! | ||||||
| You know what, it sounds like he's saying "I want the ten thousand dollar a night comforter", lol | ||||||
| i NEEEEED a COMPUTEEEER | ||||||
| 5'd forever!! | ||||||
| I WANT A CLUB SANDWICH! | ||||||
| HOOKER | ||||||
| I love this to death. | ||||||
| I NEED a computer | ||||||
| Club sandwich. Club sandwich. Hooker! | ||||||
| i love you sooo much for this soooo much | ||||||
| club sandwhich | ||||||
| CLUB SANDWICH! | ||||||
| woo for sufjan and johnny | ||||||
| Sufjan ftw... | ||||||
| hooker... | ||||||
| xD | ||||||
| would be great if this were funny or if any of those movies were worth remembering. | ||||||
| i NEED a COMPUTER | ||||||
| Pwnt | ||||||
| you should include, "I want to get online." | ||||||
| club sandwich. | ||||||
| Club Sandwiches and Hookers, sounds like a party to me | ||||||
| i want a 5! | ||||||
| club sandwich....club sandwich....hooker. | ||||||
| SJDGasDJKGFasAAHAHA!! | ||||||
| different | ||||||
| Fantastic. | ||||||
| He only wants what most of us red-blooded Americans want: $10,000-a-night hookers! | ||||||
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