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| Site Title: | SA: I beat off to my sister (New Sound!) | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | pornstarsister.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | gamempire | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2006-12-06 16:51:07 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | Something Awful Forums | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | emo | ||||||||||
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| Description: | So, this guy finds out that he has a half sister his dad was hiding for twenty five years, and not only realizes she's a pornstar, but that he wacked it to her? Original thread here: http://tinyurl.com/yd5yx4 | ||||||||||
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| Self Sponsorship to support max's continuing bills. Also to share comedy with the masses who sadly don't visit SA.com | ||||||
| self sponsored :-( but I would beat off to that too. | ||||||
| nice, what a troll lol | ||||||
| Holy sh*t, this guy got totally owned... What are the odds of him seeing a porno with his half sister in it, what with all the porn out there? If this is true, wow. 4 for shock value. | ||||||
| holy sh*t lol | ||||||
| IN BEFORE (#*$73282746327462319864 REPLIEZZ LAWLALWLWALW | ||||||
| gj covering up the readings | ||||||
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| Self-sponsorship is never justified. You wanna give money, donate to someone else's site. On an unrelated note, why do people post these things on the internet? Seriously, if something like that happened to me, I'd keep it to my damn self. | ||||||
| lol'ed at the story, but the music fails. | ||||||
| Necro, the self sponsorship I do is to directly support the bills Max has to pay for YTMND to keep it running forever. Also, why people do such things you ask? Because plenty of people need that one bright momment where they are the attention whore of the internet. | ||||||
| I need to lay down my 10 bucks. | ||||||
| Actually, I found this to be one of the few instances where that song is appropriate. | ||||||
| ROFL SUP | ||||||
| CAD forums ftw MB? | ||||||
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| lol holy crap | ||||||
| sure it's hilarious, but it's not your hilarious. it's someone else's. so leave it alone. | ||||||
| I wonder if it is real. | ||||||
| Well there's definitely a "Kacey" (search Kacey on google image search) | ||||||
| Wow 5d! | ||||||
| long read but worth it | ||||||
| I saw this on SA. | ||||||
| I really doubt that's true. The "half" sister suddenly showing up outta nowhere, and it's that slut? Yeah, right. Wishful thinking on the writer's part, or good old troll. | ||||||
| I laughed. That really sucks. 5 to counteract at least 1 downvoter. | ||||||
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| Oh my God. | ||||||
| Yeah thanks, I come to YTMND to read paragraphs of material I can elsewhere. | ||||||
| anyone who thinks this stupid site is worthy of a 5 can get the f*ck off my internet | ||||||
| PWNT | ||||||
| HA | ||||||
| awful music | ||||||
| "Also, why people do such
things you ask? Because plenty of people need that one bright momment where
they are the attention whore of the internet."
5'd for being honest. | ||||||
| bel-aired | ||||||
| Awesome, but use diffrent music, that music is used so many times, it's the equilivant to ear rape. | ||||||
| HEY GUESS WHAT! FREE PORN OF THIS GIRL FOR YOU TO BEAT OFF TO : http://www.stilemedia.com/?v=kacey.wmv | ||||||
| bullsh*t | ||||||
| I think more of people who jack off to eight dicks in a chick's mouth than I do self-sponsors. | ||||||
| That would SUCK. | ||||||
| F*CKING LOL! | ||||||
| I've seen Kacey videos. I've jerked it to her. I'm glad she's not my half sister. | ||||||
| lololololololololololol 5'd and fav'd | ||||||
| He could always move to the South. | ||||||
| ...is that her picture?
what a nasty slut. | ||||||
| so..uh...where can I buy these movies. | ||||||
| yeah i read this too.. why are you posting this here f*g | ||||||
| whoa dude... this story is ... whoa... Now there's a fukkin brain buster for ya. I was gonna give this a 4, but "idownvotet" said that anyone giving this a 5 should "get the f*ck off his internet". OH MY GOD! READING! HOLY BATSH*T PEOPLE!!! RUN AWAY BEFORE YOU STIMULATE A BRAINCELL!!! | ||||||
| I'd hit that. | ||||||
| The way I see it, I'll always have the one up on that guy, because I've seen his sister naked, numerous times.
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| L...........................M......................A.........................O.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. | ||||||
| SomethingAwful screenshot + worst YTMND fad music ever = 1 | ||||||
| Shens? | ||||||
| 1 star. AWFUL MUSIC CHOICE! Plus, this story is obviously fake anyway so who gives a sh*t? I can just as easily say my father is Sean Connery but that doesn't make it true. | ||||||
| Reminds me of the movie "Say It Isn't So." I'll abstain from voting. | ||||||
| What the f*ck is wrong with that? Starting an E/N thread about someone you didn't know is what makes SA sh*tty at times. I think it's OK for any guy to beat off, or even screw, his sister - as long as that sister is hot. Why the hell should you care anyway? If your sister's hot and she's OK with it, go for it. She's just another hot girl anyway. | ||||||
| That story is soooooooooo fake. | ||||||
| "I really doubt that's true. The "half" sister suddenly showing up outta
nowhere, and it's that slut? Yeah, right. Wishful thinking on the writer's
part, or good old troll."
Is it really all that unbelievable? All porn stars have families, and a lot of them probably don't tell their family so there's probably plenty of awkward moments when a family stumbles on their dauger/sister/mother's profession accidentally on the internet. This guy just happened to feel like writing about it. | ||||||
| 4 for "pulled my pud" | ||||||
| I'm glad she's not MY half sister considering I've done it too, lol | ||||||
| +5 for donation, -5 for sh*tty site=no vote | ||||||
| PWNED. and worksafe. | ||||||
| eh... f*ckit, you lose | ||||||
| that poor bastard, :P | ||||||
| What weird extension are you using? | ||||||
| you must be loaded | ||||||
| change the music to something not so irritating to read along with, if you want me to be happy. | ||||||
| yah, not ytmnd worthy | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| GTFO | ||||||
| 5 because it's funny and those *ssh*les have no right to 1 you for self-sponsorship it's totally alright, they're just pissed they don't have money to sponsor | ||||||
| Oh come now. Why would anyone go seeking advice in an SA forum? | ||||||
| sponsorship is good. sponsorship towards a forum screenshot that will now get thousands of undeserved views = i'm coming to rape you. get out the towels. | ||||||
| 5'd for giving new meaning to that song that everybody hates | ||||||
| some of her work:
http://xxxproposal.littlemidgets.com/kacey/
not bad | ||||||
| "sponsorship is good. sponsorship towards a forum screenshot that will now
get thousands of undeserved views = i'm coming to rape you. get out the
towels." i lol'd, also very true. | ||||||
| this needs a dramatic reading... | ||||||
| f*ck you | ||||||
| I can't watch this because it hurts my ears. This music is so old and annoying. | ||||||
| FAP, DOWNLOADING MORE KACEY NOW | ||||||
| There's a lesson to be learned here. Every woman you've ever seen in a porn movie is someone's daughter, sister, or mother. | ||||||
| Wow..That right there is a master of trolling. | ||||||
| its locdogg. its not real, idiots. | ||||||
| I have never jacked off to her... so 4 | ||||||
| Kacey's early work is awesome. She looks so f*ckin innocent. And she's all sweet and sh*t, and then oops, there's 2 c*cks in one hole. It's really funny. I love her. This guy is a tragic motherf*cker. | ||||||
| poor bastard! | ||||||
| FORUM POST? SIMPLE PLAN? YOU ARE A NARV. GET OFF MY INTERNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!! | ||||||
| 5'd for Something Awful. Everyone should throw down $10 to be a part of the goons. | ||||||
| why not just type the url and make a ytmnd out of that instead | ||||||
| Win. | ||||||
| This is goddamn PRICELESS! | ||||||
| Irony comes back to bitch slap you in the face. | ||||||
| screenshot of a forum post | ||||||
| kacey is hot | ||||||
| Everything about this screams 1. If you want to help max pay the bills, maybe sponsor a decent site? I can think of plenty that could use a little love. | ||||||
| holiday acting? | ||||||
| Yum...Kacey... If she were my sister I'd be doing some family business! | ||||||
| Awsome. Thanks for sharing this horribly awkward story. | ||||||
| lmao | ||||||
| Thanks for sharing | ||||||
| PWNT | ||||||
| This calls for a 4 | ||||||
| Fake. Stupid. It's also just a forum post so it's uncreative. You're basically dying on all fronts. | ||||||
| probably fake and just not really that funny, sorry and poor music choice too i think. | ||||||
| If you're really serious about sponsoring a site to support max, at least sponsor a site that isn't sh*t. | ||||||
| I'd still hit it. | ||||||
| HOLY SH*T | ||||||
| Congrats on making a site that actually conned me into listening to that damn song for more than 3 seconds... | ||||||
| Watching a video of her. She's not that hot. So who cares if it's fake or not? | ||||||
| Also, this kind of sh*t accounts for why I stopped visiting the SA forums a long time ago. | ||||||
| lol, that's f*cked up | ||||||
| Enough of the photos, here's some video.
http://www.bangbros.com/t1/pps=bbonet/free_movies_bangbros/bmf764.html | ||||||
| Hooooooolllllyyyyyy sh*t | ||||||
| 5 for SA | ||||||
| also no one on here should join SA. 95% of the people here are not SA material. Just look at the ytmnd NSFW forums also known as FYAD-Lite. | ||||||
| I f*cked up the URL. Here's the video again.
http://trailers4.bangbros.com/monstersofc*ck/mc1185/trailer.wmv | ||||||
| Yet another video. That pic came from this video.
http://trailers2.bangbros.com/mrcameltoe/ct867/trailer.wmv | ||||||
| here's some advice for anyone with this problem: at least one half of all guys with hot sisters fantasize about them at least once, even knowing that they are related. it doesnt make you perverted. also, the word "pervert" is relative. what's gross to someone might be normal for someone else, and it shouldnt be taken too seriously. except when the guy's sister is like, 12 or something. that's just wrong. | ||||||
| This YTMND is piss poor. | ||||||
| Good thread, but it shouldn't be here. | ||||||
| Yes, another video. This ytmnd keeps reminding me of Joe Dirt.
http://trailers2.bangbros.com/bigmouthfuls/bmf764/trailer.wmv | ||||||
| don't need to read it to know it's a script. | ||||||
| LOL | ||||||
| Yeah, dude, that's pretty f*cked up. | ||||||
| The bell tolls for thee. | ||||||
| seen that bitch on Anabolic movies......damn thats crazy sh*t | ||||||
| Wow, tough... I offer you hugs | ||||||
| lol whats the big deal about self sponsership? The money goes to YTMND, and if you are mad because something that may not deserve it gets stuck on the front page for days, how about YOU create YOUR OWN site and pay YOUR OWN MONEY to have it sit on the front page as well? | ||||||
| spread the troll threads around more, thats what the internet needs. | ||||||
| That's pretty screwed up dude. | ||||||
| ya'll a bunch of gbs posting f*ggots up in here | ||||||
| Since it's not yours story but someone else's, 4ed, out of five. | ||||||
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| too true | ||||||
| Holy F*ck thats great. | ||||||
| awww | ||||||
| -1 for self-sponsorship, +1 for being honest about it, +5 for freaking HILARIOUS article equals... umm... oh yeah, 5 | ||||||
| XD | ||||||
| 3 because it took so little effort, but it rules so so much... | ||||||
| "also no one on here should join SA. 95% of the people here are not SA
material. Just look at the ytmnd NSFW forums also known as FYAD-Lite." User has been put on probation for this post. lol. | ||||||
| Anyone who 5's this site is a Simple Plan fanboy. | ||||||
| the best thing would be if he had f*cked her half sister before he met her.... | ||||||
| I beat off to his sister too | ||||||
| ahhhh yea i just wacked to her vid it was good | ||||||
| wow, true or not, that is a hell of a tale. i like it. 5, also to counteract downvoting f*gs. | ||||||
| 5 and maximum lolz because I too have pulled the pud to Kacey. | ||||||
| Hey guess what this is the sh*ttiest most overused song of all time | ||||||
| that story is bullsh*t | ||||||
| Kind of disturbing that this is getting so many views... | ||||||
| Nothing good about this | ||||||
| I viewed this since it wasn't the same old sh*t on the sponsored list. | ||||||
| Also c*cks | ||||||
| extremely unfunny and sh*tty ytmnd. | ||||||
| First of all, the story wasn't all that great. Secondly, ripping content from forums now? Nice. | ||||||
| Plus a lazy audio choice. All the ingredients of fecal matter. | ||||||
| It's a piece of cake to bake a steamy pile. | ||||||
| you forgot poland | ||||||
| F*cking awesome. Too bad the story is assuredly false. | ||||||
| friggin m-m-m-m-monster kill | ||||||
| Funny story, awful YTMND. | ||||||
| Yeah dude, if I had cash, I'd sponsor this, too. Why would anyone ever be AGAINST self-sponsorship?? | ||||||
| lol self-sponsored for front page all week. also seems kinda fake. | ||||||
| its really not funny | ||||||
| I rike it a rot! | ||||||
| Ohh who cares. It's only in the last few decades that brothers and sisters stopped f*cking, much less this. Hell, entire kingdoms in Europe were run by incestuous families. Same with Kentucky. | ||||||
| Meh. I want proof. Family photos @ Thanksgiving. | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| THIS YTMND SUCKS AND IS NOW ABOUT THE BLACK HOLE SUN VIDEO. No more discussions. So guys, what did you think about the video to that song? | ||||||
| its amazing
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| Donation = instant 5,570 views? YTMND is not about 'reposting' SA threads... well, I thought it wasn't. | ||||||
| Black Hole Sun is okay, Badmotorfinger is the only Soundgarden album I still like. | ||||||
| 5'd for self sponsorship. | ||||||
| I don't see what the big deal is about self-sponsorship... | ||||||
| that song is as annoying as f*ck | ||||||
| Good friggin' lord! | ||||||
| owned | ||||||
| holy awkward, batman | ||||||
| "packed up my kids and wife"? Did he put their chopped up corpses in duffle bags??? | ||||||
| Give me a f*cking break. Fail. | ||||||
| Could have been worse. At least you handled it well. | ||||||
| Thank you for bringing this to my attention. XD | ||||||
| wow | ||||||
| lol I've totally fapped to your sister. I remember d/l'ing a file a few years back called "Kayce swaps and swallows" (cum of course). lol win! | ||||||
| change the emo music to something like partyboy | ||||||
| OMGWTFBBQ that is Crasy. wow.... im.... speechless... i feel sorry for him | ||||||
| so you posted a screenshot of SA Forums and added sh*tty music to it. normally this would have been probably pushed aside and never read again, BUT you donated $35 and it appears on the front page!!! This is exacly why SITE SPONSORING FAILS AT F*CKING LIFE!!!!!! ALL F*CKING YTMND IS ANYMORE IS ABOUT MONEY! NO MORE CREATIVITY, JUST MAKE A SH*TTY SITE AND DONATE AND IT WILL GET TOP VIEWS!!! | ||||||
| eh one | ||||||
| If that really is true, jesus christ that's insane lol. What are the odds of her being a suprise half sister? I actually have a few videos of her on my compter. That's crazy haha. 5'd | ||||||
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| HOLY LOL | ||||||
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| hahaha god... something awful is something awful alright. gotta love those forums | ||||||
| I can't believe you paid 35 dollars to promote this fake bullsh*t. RATED 1 | ||||||
| music fails | ||||||
| Everyone that 5's this site or believes that story is a complete and total retard, end of story. I wish people would start sponsoring more sites that aren't complete sh*t, like this or that Hive Minded Individuals bullsh*t. | ||||||
| I remember this thread. It was epic. | ||||||
| Only one thing would make this story better, and that is he finds out that he also has a half-brother from his mom and that half-brother is one of the guys that has been f*cking his half-sister. | ||||||
| i dont care, shes his HALF sister that he NEVER KNEW, thats liek you banging your brother's wife, which i consider.....skightly....weird....unless shes hot | ||||||
| I sympathize. | ||||||
| ouch. sucks for him. this ytmnd aint so hot either | ||||||
| Dear god This is like I car wreck. I cant help but watch. | ||||||
| Ive seen this movie before | ||||||
| I really hope this site gets killed | ||||||
| thats just ironic.. | ||||||
| ew | ||||||
| its probably fake, but the sotry was entertaining | ||||||
| who is the pornstar | ||||||
| o god ignore my last comment, its his father's daughter, i was thinking step sister | ||||||
| pulling pud | ||||||
| this is the internets. im sure that didnt happen | ||||||
| LOL. Im at the computer lab atmy school so its not as funny, cuz I think Mr.Webster just saw it...he probably knows her lol. whatever. you get a 4, and I get saturday school. b the way, you might want to use music that ISNT emo!! | ||||||
| Dam, thats f*cking odd...
Time for him to kill himself! =D | ||||||
| What's worse, now it's on YTMND! Welcome to the septic tank of the internet! | ||||||
| Whyw ould he leave. I tried to hit it. | ||||||
| I'll pr0lly pull my pud to her tonight too, LOL | ||||||
| The music ruined it for me. | ||||||
| P.S. PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN! | ||||||
| I saw this thread, but the music is tired. | ||||||
| Wow | ||||||
| total pwnage | ||||||
| Where is this funny again? | ||||||
| Where is this funny again? | ||||||
| five for self sponsor | ||||||
| wow....just....wow | ||||||
| You could have sponsored a good site but instead you sponsored a f*cking forum post with overplayed music. Delete your account and never come back. | ||||||
| 5 because it wasn't me. | ||||||
| I really don't think this story is all that remarkable... Why would it make someone so uncomfortable, its not like they slept with her. If anything, its just mildly entertaining... | ||||||
| not original | ||||||
| PEE DOUBLE YOU EN EEE DEE | ||||||
| 3.62? If you're 5'ving this, you don't deserve to post. Go home and listen to your Simple Plan. | ||||||
| Music kills this to hell . | ||||||
| This Was on Digg a very, very long time ago. | ||||||
| Lol, take the spyware off your browser. | ||||||
| 5 once we have you reading the thread as the sound. | ||||||
| I don't care if you sponsored your own site, but I do care that you sponsored a sh*tty site when you could have used that $35 for a much, much better site. | ||||||
| I would beat off to her too, she is HOT | ||||||
| god damn emo song | ||||||
| old news and self sponsored | ||||||
| that's not so bad, I mean some people have had sex with a woman who they later find out is their sister. | ||||||
| I'm sorry, but... http://nonobuddy.ytmnd.com/ | ||||||
| Wow, it's like finding a needle in a cumshot. | ||||||
| amazing | ||||||
| he was fakeposting fyi | ||||||
| Booya! Come here and please yourself http://www.freeones.com/html/k_links/Kasey_Kox/ | ||||||
| That is a porn star named Casey. | ||||||
| Oh,. erm,. nevermind. I just read the whole thing. :p | ||||||
| As f*cking awesome as this story was, its just a print screen. Even then I'd five it. But to add insult to injury you use that f*cking simple plan song, thats an automatic 1 star. And then on TOP of that you self sponsered. I can't do much more than 2 this. And thats going against everything I beleive in. *Sigh* | ||||||
| blogger got coincedentally pwned | ||||||
| i wish that was my half sister lol. as long as its not full then its ok | ||||||
| How the hell did she get 8 dicks in her mouth at once? Even if she did, how the hell did the guys position their bodies so she would be able to get them all in her mouth at once? I don't think that's possible... | ||||||
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