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| Site Title: | The Government finally addresses a real threat | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | spencethevampireslayer.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | esc861 | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2006-12-09 23:21:46 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | http://www.whitehouse.gov/ and photoshop | ||||||||||
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| rofl
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| dont blame me, i voted to drakla | ||||||
| I'm with you AND against you. | ||||||
| Thank god, the government is finally doing something about it! I've had some LONG nights recently... | ||||||
| wtf | ||||||
| Leave it to Bush to come up with such great example of English and also have his priorities straight. | ||||||
| oh geez dubya has done it again | ||||||
| *examples (That was one example of bad English I just made.) | ||||||
| Sarah Michelle Gellar for Secretary of Agriculture! | ||||||
| That's all well and good, but isn't this just another ploy of the administration to shift focus from the real threats to our nation, zombies. Did you know that in the five years since 9/11 the government still has no real strategy for dealing with a massive zombie attack on American soil? | ||||||
| great... now I can no longer feed on the blood of the living... | ||||||
| .. | ||||||
| RAPTORCARDZ YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART!!!!! | ||||||
| Pretty good, but you could have done more with it. | ||||||
| I wanted to keep it simple | ||||||
| Needs more Poland. | ||||||
| This will not stand man! | ||||||
| YOUR WORDS ARE AS EMPTY AS YOUR SOUL! | ||||||
| Count Dracula>Bush | ||||||
| Don't blame me, I vote for Dr. Acula. | ||||||
| oh great they are targeting us now and what did we do. nothing but take a little blood we left you breathing and it's not like the 19th century now those were hard time you have telephones now and there not the old rotary kind either there the one you push the button. arg first daylight savings and now this. thanks mr bush. for putting the vampirwe down once again. stupid humans | ||||||
| lol wtf, nice edit btw | ||||||
| why did? | ||||||
| Vampire Slayer? What the hell is this country coming too? | ||||||
| Man, what is this country coming to. | ||||||
| So awesome rofl | ||||||
| WTF?! lol | ||||||
| What's called Vampires. | ||||||
| O.o | ||||||
| WTF? | ||||||
| It all makes sense now. Vampires did the 9/11 !!! ........ also known as jews | ||||||
| Oh great, he's drawing us into another unwinnable war. | ||||||
| omfgvampyorz | ||||||
| ^what the f*ck's sake is his problem? What'd you expect, him to be some rainbow and
sunshine farting mormon? | ||||||
| Finally, he has adressed the most serious issue facing the United States today. | ||||||
| Is this real? | ||||||
| OH MY GOD THEY'RE ONTO ME! | ||||||
| the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable. | ||||||
| this cant be real | ||||||
| omg its real http://usgovinfo.about.com/library/weekly/aa062901a.htm | ||||||
| It is real. No audio editing was done except for noise cleanup | ||||||
| does this mean that I'll finally get government funding?!!? | ||||||
| wtf lmao | ||||||
| Don't blame me, I voted for buffy. | ||||||
| I voted for Simon Belmont =( | ||||||
| I voted for Van Helsing | ||||||
| lol out of context | ||||||
| ...and as soon as esc861 heard those words on television, he rushed to his computer to convert the sound into a compressed file and upload it on ytmnd, feeling confident he had found a new revolutionary form of humour. And it wasn't until he finished masturbating that he realised how much his site sucked colossal amounts of ass. | ||||||
| Have you been spying on me? | ||||||
| ........can someone please tell me what the f*ck is going on? lol | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| Now we just need a zombie strategy | ||||||
| Wow~ ... guess I'm gonna have some competition. | ||||||
| Meanwhile, at an undisclosed location... "Thank you for joining us Mr. Snipes. You have been accused tax evasion, but the U.S. government is willing to overlook this in exchange for your cooperation. You see, the president believes that the U.S. faces a new deadly threat - vampires. Based on our files, you seem like the man for the job. So, what's it going to be, Mr. Snipes?" And so Wesley Snipes, Energy Secretary Spence Abraham, Sarah Michelle Gellar, and Eliza Dushku became... The V-Team. | ||||||
| I can't believe this is real. | ||||||
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| You're kidding, right? Please tell me you're kidding... | ||||||
| It's good they're finally doing something about this very serious problem. | ||||||
| You know what they say about bush - at least he's not a democrat... | ||||||
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| Simon Belmont and VanHelsing are the same goddamn guy. All Hugh Jackman needed was a whip. | ||||||
| what the F U C K is he talking about?! i can think of no context in which this sentence would make sense. it's as if the teleprompter typist was playing jokes on him | ||||||
| VOTE DRAC IN 2008! | ||||||
| ...and as soon as esc861 heard those words on television, he rushed to his
computer to convert the sound into a compressed file and upload it on
ytmnd, feeling confident he had found a new revolutionary form of humour.
And it wasn't until he finished BEING AWESOME that he realised how much his
site KICKED ASS! | ||||||
| "Vampire Devices" are electronics that use energy even when they are turned off (like PC's and TV's) apparently they are a HUGE threat to America | ||||||
| Stupid government. Why fight vampires if they're going to ignore the werewolf problem? | ||||||
| OMFG HIDE THE KIDS!! | ||||||
| 1 for only using left channel for sound -.- this blows in headphones. | ||||||
| WTgoddamF!?!? | ||||||
| LOL (btw the sound is f*cking low quality. FIX IT!) | ||||||
| btw the sound is f*cking low quality. FIX IT!
Wish I could, but the original recording was terrible | ||||||
| Freakin' finally. Illegal immigrants are nothing to the vast evil power that is the Vampire, um, Empire, aka the Vempire. | ||||||
| http://vampireslayerspence.ytmnd.com lame animation, new fad? | ||||||
| For all those who are going "LOLWTF!?!?!?" Bush Is referring to "vampire appliances", electronics that, when totaled, can suck up to 4% of a household's energy usage while their main console switch is off. However, I do remember later in his speech our Prez mentioned he felt it was crucial for our national Garlic imports to rise significantly. | ||||||
| Bush wins at metaphors. | ||||||
| HAHAHAHpuioasdjfaiosdjfiosdaofasdiofjasoid | ||||||
| hey there was an article about this by like AP or somesh*t recently. | ||||||
| awesome | ||||||
