should have mentioned god mode

private message me that phone # please

That was me, lol

+1

hahahhahahaha... think I can ever rejoin vent?

ll

Dear Jesus, you're the man now dog. Amen.

+1

i came

"a colored gentlemen stole my bicycle" XD

+1

a colored gentleman stole my bicycle.

+1

That's the most British sounding Canadian I've ever heard.

Genius.

i have that same tattoo

599 US DOLLARS!

+1

I loved how you managed to get all that in without arousing any audible suspicion. Snack on.

It's a fad comp in the form of a prank call.

ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE.

Now this is a good prank call.

rofl...

THIS IS BITCHIN!

Haha

ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICY

You forgot Poland

Dear jesus, your the man now dog, amen.

I heart Canadians

that was a pretty badass idea but you screwed it up royally. I coulda plugged like 5x as many ytmnds as you did.

Why don't you stfu and do it large midget?

Why don't you stfu and do it large midget?

Failure of epic proportions.

OH LAWD

Prank Call the 700 Club!!!!

That was good.

yes, i'm still getting laid.

the girl on the phone is great, she's a good example of a godly woman

The image looks more like Hannibal Lecter. Personally, I don't want to hear anybody else's phone conversations unless it absolutely is the funniest, most original prank call ever.

winwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwin

you WIN!

YES!! 5'd because i was there!! (also Dantheman is a f*g)

"I feel like Jesus would just laugh out loud at me." Okay, I'm a die-hard Catholic, and I still think that's funny.

Our God is definitely an awesome God.

Nip/Tuck Reference, 5!

you're the man now god

hahaha. Maybe this will take over the Telemarketer ytmnd.

Our god is an awesome god! also c*cks

I'm getting sick of all these prank call YTMNDs.

1'd for mention of morons.

Needs a reference to cake song. Good nonetheless.

because i was there.

btw, the extended one that wasnt all fad references is considerably better... throwing everything in was after we realized she'd take every ridiculous thing we'd throw at her... the better parts were getting her to pray to destroy MichaelWolfson and his Jewish curse...

(sorry, not considerably, i should have said "drastically")

I think God will understand when I bothe five and fav this. He wouldn't have made me if He didn't have a sense of humor

1'd for mention of Dr. Dick

Made me smile.

+3 for good times

omg you are the man now dog

+1

Yes, I'm still getting laid right now. LOL

This is the ONLY style of prank call that should be allowed in ytmnd.

+1

jesus would laugh out loud at this

yeah, this is and EDITED version, the unedited, roughly 15 minute version should be hosted soon.

It would be funny if it were....funny.

ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE.

Dang.

i was there!

Funny?

Bwahahha.

You know, usually I'm not a big fan of the whole prank phone calls ytmnds, but this was awesome. PS, Loved the Nip/Tuck reference.

Lack of many fads, including Lol, internet, NEDM, Cake Song, and many others + Promoting Dr. 1337 = 4.

this is amazing. Dr-L337 FTW

Well actually, YOU FORGOT POLAND!

1 for editing out throat cancer...that was my line

you referenced fads. comedy gold

-1

As much as I want to say this is stupid and I hate you in the face, nice job guys. 5.

failed

-1

SCIENCE rules.

+1

people that don't like this are stupid

fav'd

this sh*t is just f*cking deplorable. did you really think that mumbling incoherently some retarded bullsh*t about dr-leet to a motherf*cking canadian prayer phone line would get you a good rating? think again bitch, there's absolutely no human way of explaining just how completely worthless this site is. get bent, then aids, f*ck off, kill yourself. I downvoted all your best rated sites.

-2

laugh out loud jesus christ

lol, thanks bud, a downvote on my 4,000-vote site... :(

i wanna hear the full one, lol

f*ck off, bitch. Every single one of your uber sh*tty sites would have been rated 2 stars if it wasn't for your pathetic alt accounts. At least now none of them get more than 4 stars, which is clearly more appropriate.

-2

I'll give this a 2 because of the effort, but it just wasn't funny

pretty funny dude

ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICY

Looking forward to the full version.

Property of Dr. 133t on her back...... LAWL!

The prayer hot line chick sounds totally ... bored. Do they always sounds so f*cking uninspired?

anything related to dr-1337 gets 1d

nip tuck = 5

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

ahahahaha

thePlease is probably the best commenter on YTMND

agreed koric, i lol'ed

ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICYCLE. ONE OF THE COLORED GENTLEMEN STOLE MY BICY

This site is simply wonderful! Your brilliant dialogue is an example to us all! Five stars for you, friend.

OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD!! HE REIGNS FROM THE HEAVENS ABOVE... COLORED MEN STEAL BICYCLES.

omg yes that was a great night

Five more stars for you, my friend! Brilliant, clever... Hall-of-Fame-worthy!

lol