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Site Title: Are you a bad enough dude to block Jesus?
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Created on: 2005-06-04 13:29:21
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2005-06-04 13:31:54
 
^_^
2005-06-04 13:35:25
 
Win.
2005-06-04 13:42:18
 
Made me happier than a retard in a room full of bouncy balls (Get r' done). Awesome.
2005-06-04 14:46:04
 
nice.
2005-06-04 14:46:44
 
lol
2005-06-04 14:48:59
 
LOL Jebus nooooo! 5/5
2005-06-04 15:03:37
 
Yes I am a bad enough dude to block Jesus.
2005-06-04 15:33:27
 
I'd do it. I'm a bad dude.
2005-06-04 15:39:36
 
XD
2005-06-04 17:04:04
 
i loled
2005-06-04 17:04:23
 
f*ck yes xD
2005-06-04 18:08:38
 
I blocked Jesus before it was cool.
2005-06-04 18:22:28
 
I..couldn't. I just couldn't
2005-06-04 18:57:15
 
lol
2005-06-04 18:59:20
 
pretty funny
2005-06-04 19:18:03
 
YOU SUCK, JESUS SUCKS SATAN >>> JESUS
2005-06-04 19:27:02
 
It'd have been funnier with the Bad Dudes tune in place.
2005-06-04 22:22:51
 
You can't block Jesus. He's like God.
2005-06-05 00:33:23
 
heck yeah I can!
2005-06-05 12:41:27
 
XD
2005-06-06 09:09:48
 
5
2005-06-06 10:47:49
 
5
2005-06-07 14:40:11
 
lol
2005-06-07 23:26:07
 
Hhahahahahaha thats good stuff.
2005-06-08 01:34:17
 
If i got that IM i would
2005-06-08 11:45:32
 
satan can suck my balls >=) demmet got pwned!!
2005-06-08 14:59:12
 
YUO = GHEY
2005-06-10 00:01:34
 
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!
2005-06-10 01:13:09
 
The picture is hilarious but why did you use that horrible old fire spirit music?
-1
2005-06-10 11:20:54
 
HAHA XD
2005-06-10 14:48:23
 
No I am not a bad enough dude, but I am a good enough dude to have all and every of my sins forgiven. Also I want to Jesus to be my savior, my hero, and my friend, of course. Praise the Lord!!!!!! btw, this ytmnd sucks.
2005-06-10 14:53:40
 
Oh, and when you are asked a question like this, say NO! Say that you are a good enough dude to admire and be one of Jesus's best friends ever.
2005-06-11 01:05:12
 
wow i couldve sworn i blocked him last week
2005-06-11 11:32:54
 
*blocked*
2005-06-13 22:48:51
 
You should warn him, first.
2005-06-14 12:45:30
 
DO IT!
2005-06-14 18:21:54
 
LMFAO
2005-06-15 07:28:32
 
Noo... it's no good... I CAN'T DO IT! It's no good... I CAN'T DO IT! No... no... I can't... it's no good. I CAN'T DO IT!
2005-06-15 13:40:10
 
0_0
2005-06-15 19:14:03
 
lol
2005-06-17 13:48:20
 
-2 for the fire spirit music and the morons who think they're cool by saying "yes"
2005-06-17 14:19:36
 
lol
2005-06-21 21:34:04
 
winnar
2005-06-22 19:56:46
 
XD
2005-06-24 04:22:14
 
nice one!
2005-06-24 04:22:24
 
Jesus = BLOCKED
2005-06-24 14:51:43
 
Wait, if demmet thinks Jesus sucks, then wouldn't he want to give this a 5 because he hates him?
-1
2005-06-25 15:16:33
 
Whew, I had a hard time just pretending to click on "block"
2005-06-26 01:58:17
 
Five stars + one for sonichq mimicking the stuff Snake said when we tried to skip the stupid ninja death monologue.
2005-06-27 21:09:47
 
Hahaha one of the best ones. and it didnt have Khan or n*gg*!
2005-06-28 06:46:15
 
Best. YTMND. EVER.
2005-06-28 08:16:04
 
Sure can. Jesus'*ssis blocked.
2005-06-28 10:27:44
 
rofl
2005-06-28 11:21:24
 
lmao
2005-06-28 11:40:15
 
Great. Only thing holding it was was the lack of original sound.
2005-06-28 12:17:39
 
People do it all the time....
2005-06-28 12:30:32
 
xd
2005-06-28 13:22:14
 
That sucked.
2005-06-28 13:44:15
 
clever
2005-06-28 16:17:28
 
:(
2005-06-28 16:42:06
 
The music fits perfectly
2005-06-28 16:49:14
 
for great justice.
2005-06-28 17:40:03
 
Why yes, Yes I can block Jesus.
2005-06-28 19:21:38
 
more n*gg* please, please
2005-06-28 21:07:59
 
I can. Im a bad enough dude to block Jesus. I win.
2005-06-28 22:52:12
 
Actually, Jesus never said anything like that. It's really only the dumbass Christians who do. For the moronic misunderstanding, you lose.
2005-06-28 23:42:49
 
Jesus doesn't do Roman Catholic.
2005-06-29 00:18:58
 
I'd block him
2005-06-29 00:59:48
 
FUNNY AS HELL. too late he already blocked me
2005-06-29 01:01:16
 
5
2005-06-29 01:32:05
 
Now that is just funny haha, good job. Love the "OMINOUS" music to. 4/5 =D
2005-06-29 02:10:34
 
Wanna find out what really happened to Jesus?! http://jesusblockstory.ytmnd.com
2005-06-29 02:33:49
 
ROFFLE!
2005-06-29 03:12:02
 
Jesus wasn't Roman Catholic ^^
2005-06-29 06:45:45
 
*does it*
2005-06-29 07:35:12
 
Dunno if im bad enough to block Jesus, but im definately bad enough to save the president
2005-06-29 07:40:28
 
LMAO XD XD
2005-06-29 11:18:31
 
^^ Only because it's antichrist.
2005-06-29 12:35:54
 
Jesus LOST
2005-06-29 13:04:48
 
Awesome and original. 5/5
2005-06-29 14:20:05
 
Forget it... very un-cataholic.
2005-06-29 14:37:30
 
oh no! it's uncatholic!
2005-06-29 22:36:12
 
i laughed. when i laugh, that means 4 or 5. let's go with 5
2005-06-30 01:18:18
 
jesus is gay... まんこ。。。
2005-06-30 01:31:15
 
get this sh*t off the front...
2005-06-30 01:40:04
 
Not your fault, but Jesus wouldn't be promoting the Roman Catholic faith, someone is a retard. Still very very funny.
2005-06-30 02:28:44
 
Anything that'll get a few uptight cross-f*ckers in a tizzy gets a five.
2005-06-30 09:45:06
 
Nobody f*cks with the Jesus.
2005-06-30 11:31:45
 
How is this crap beating YTMND Battlefield?
2005-06-30 12:40:22
 
Jesus got pwnd!
2005-06-30 13:07:08
 
Hahahahahahaha! 5!
2005-06-30 13:29:24
 
5
2005-06-30 14:07:04
 
I WOULD but he'd probably condem me to H3LL. 5/5
2005-06-30 17:16:04
 
http://f*ckharrygoddammit.ytmnd.com/ - My tribute to Cage (Fix the * with a 'u')
2005-06-30 21:21:14
 
Keep laughing as Jesus sees this YTMND and activates the trap door for you. If you do try to get back to Heaven, Jesus will redirect you to banned.ytmnd.com .
2005-07-01 03:25:04
 
I blocked him, it felt great
2005-07-01 13:36:41
 
lol total crap
2005-07-01 22:47:58
 
Blocked bitch.
2005-07-02 01:11:06
 
I liked it and i must say not blocked, btw what song was that?
2005-07-02 11:57:41
 
Boo-Ya!
2005-07-02 15:07:03
 
What client is that?
2005-07-02 15:23:57
 
It's Gaim. I had to edit some of the text out however, since IMing myself sent the same thing twice.
2005-07-02 17:32:22
 
Jesus got pwned
2005-07-02 19:38:55
 
Bahaha, fantastic. :D
2005-07-02 23:12:24
 
holy sh*t that was intense
2005-07-03 06:42:47
 
Haha, brilliant. :D
2005-07-03 17:41:56
 
What music is this?
2005-07-03 22:37:08
 
what is this music?
2005-07-04 00:47:58
 
It's part of the "Requiem for a Dream" movie theme, I believe.
2005-07-04 03:54:21
 
XD Haha, nice YTMND.
2005-07-04 17:46:32
 
Hahah, made me laugh, and I'm Catholic.
2005-07-04 22:14:05
 
5/5
2005-07-05 05:22:56
 
"Actually, Jesus never said anything like that. It's really only the dumbass Christians who do. For the moronic misunderstanding, you lose." You lose for not understanding humor, you stupid sh*t. I'd rate this 100 if i could
2005-07-05 17:35:27
 
To the guys who keep whining about how this is a huge insult to Jesus and anybody who believes in him, calm down. Take a joke as it is and stop complaining about how we all hate the lord and will burn in Hell.
2005-07-06 11:01:44
 
XD
2005-07-06 21:39:59
 
rofl
2005-07-06 22:48:49
 
total f*cking win.
2005-07-08 00:59:39
 
The most brilliant humor of the world died, and reincarnated as you, this blew me from my chair, too funny. My co-workers were like "WTF?!"
2005-07-08 01:00:49
 
Forgot to put the five -.-
2005-07-08 11:59:20
 
Not to complain, it's odd that some people said they plan to vote/did, yet I don't see the number. Hmm...?
2005-07-08 17:25:11
 
Hm.. ? o.o
2005-07-09 02:02:45
 
I like all the people here trying to protect Jesus like he'd need them to do so.
2005-07-09 21:15:33
 
Seriously, dunno why, some people that seemed to have voted aren't showing. A glitch, maybe?
2005-07-11 06:01:15
 
Jesus=fiction anyway so who cares
2005-07-14 18:11:56
 
This is so hardcore. The position of the text, what Jesus says, the block confirmation box, and the MUSIC. It just makes a powerful image...
2005-07-14 20:04:44
 
Ownage.
2005-07-15 03:12:06
 
Wow... I wouldn't block him lol. But great site!
2005-07-16 09:50:32
 
*has a breakdown over this* I JUST DON'T KNOW!! ;__;
2005-07-16 10:40:09
 
Lol xD
2005-07-16 21:37:12
 
Unfortunately, I am only a bad enough dude to rescue the president. Owned by Jesus.
2005-07-19 00:47:08
 
I'm not bad enough to block him.
2005-07-21 18:15:54
 
"jesus wasnt roman catholic;get this sh*t off the front page" Oh WAAAAAAAAAAA! hilarius dude. lol. and yes i do believe i am bad enough to block jesus.
2005-07-21 18:19:15
 
oops i forgot so i rated.
2005-07-21 20:01:59
 
hey can u tell me plz where u got the music ? please tell me :( i need it realy bad where u got it ? ????
2005-07-22 12:20:04
 
LMFAO
2005-07-22 16:00:53
 
you win @ life
2005-07-23 17:28:08
 
KevinLai, if you're too stupid to not know how to rip the music from this site, you don't deserve the music.
2005-07-25 10:03:45
 
Done and done XD
2005-07-26 12:59:47
 
Go Ahead, I Dare You.. XD I Can't Stop Laughing..
2005-07-26 13:52:29
 
lol
2005-07-26 20:16:35
 
you get an andrewd/5 for gaim and jesus
2005-07-28 10:26:33
 
I've heard that music many times, but it fits this YTMND. I loved it.
2005-07-28 13:12:18
 
ahahha catholicism PWNED.
2005-07-29 19:55:11
 
probably the best ytmnd
2005-07-30 06:28:47
 
I'm a bad enough dude and I Blocked him, but now he keeps making Alternate names and stalking me... Its rather annoying.
2005-08-01 16:40:08
 
5/5, one of the best YTMNDs ever. JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS.
2005-08-03 00:32:31
 
eheheh Nice.
2005-08-03 07:47:28
 
lol - very funny! XD P.S. - where did you get that sound file - I can never see to find it.
2005-08-04 07:19:56
 
Love this one
2005-08-05 22:14:44
 
that was awesome
2005-08-05 23:19:30
 
find out what happens if you block jesus http://whatjesusdoes.ytmnd.com/ http://whatjesusdoes.ytmnd.com/ http://whatjesusdoes.ytmnd.com/ http://whatjesusdoes.ytmnd.com/
2005-08-06 08:31:10
 
*hits block*
2005-08-09 01:33:39
 
Auto 5 for claiming that Jesus supports Roman Catholicism
2005-08-09 16:49:54
 
lol nice
2005-08-10 10:01:58
 
Who could resist?
2005-08-11 20:00:41
 
yes i can
2005-08-11 21:44:36
 
damn funny
2005-08-12 05:41:09
 
I did it but all I got was God inviting me out for a burger :(
2005-08-14 15:26:34
 
Don't block Jesus, dude! He's, like, the Son of God, and all that, man!
2005-08-14 20:52:08
 
I couldn't do it. I mean... it's Jesus. That and lightning struck as soon as I even looked at the "block" option.
2005-08-17 19:24:42
 
That was TOO HILARIOUS! Wonder what the song was o_o
2005-08-21 03:13:42
 
I don't know. This is such a decisive moment in every man's life.
2005-08-23 15:34:37
 
Why...yes...yes I can.*blocks Jesus**doesnt do anything violent to offend anyone*
2005-08-23 16:43:32
 
Funny.
2005-08-24 17:02:35
 
ROFFLE
2005-08-26 10:32:56
 
LOL awesome. music from Requiem for a Dream...
2005-08-27 12:34:55
 
Jesus was banned for YOUR sins! ;)
2005-08-28 19:35:28
 
ROTFL
2005-09-03 22:56:05
 
no way. he'd smite me or hack me or something
2005-09-10 22:47:05
 
I like Jesus, but this YTMND is funny!
2005-09-15 23:15:20
 
jesus wouldn't say that. he was a jew.
2005-09-17 02:22:22
 
hahahhaha
2005-09-17 18:25:17
 
that is f*cking sweet, almost cried
2005-09-22 23:20:07
 
I did it without even thinking twice about it. Are you man enough to shove Jesus?
2005-10-08 18:19:42
 
sonichq said: Noo... it's no good... I CAN'T DO IT! It's no good... I CAN'T DO IT! No... no... I can't... it's no good. I CAN'T DO IT! You were quoting MGS1, Where GREYFOX is being held up against a wall by METAL GEAR and he asks you to fire th
2005-11-15 20:02:08
 
"Jesus wasn't Roman Catholic ^^" I don't think he preached using AIM either
2005-11-27 14:50:07
 
bahahaha
2005-11-29 17:25:16
 
LOL
2005-12-01 21:49:09
 
http://jesusringthebell.ytmnd.com/ jesus! :D
2005-12-02 17:17:51
 
this is so funny! yo i would really appreciate it if someone could tell me the name of this song! thanks
2005-12-06 19:41:57
 
LOL, oh that Jesus :)
2005-12-09 13:26:37
 
would i do it? of course i would.... Its jesus.. lol
2005-12-10 08:25:19
 
http://jesusgivessh.ytmnd.com/ :D
2005-12-12 01:15:41
 
Augh, the shallowness runs rampant!
2006-01-21 11:31:37
 
JESUS NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
2006-01-21 15:36:18
 
Just...cant ...click the button!
2006-01-23 13:51:38
 
funnies
2006-02-03 16:14:38
 
Jesus, lol.
2006-02-08 08:38:27
 
You can block hey zuse
2006-02-15 17:00:45
 
LOL Ban Jesus
2006-03-14 17:21:32
 
ROFLMAOBBQO
2006-03-15 19:21:36
 
JESUS IS JEWISH YOU DUMB f*ck
2006-04-11 15:53:37
 
name of the music?
2006-06-21 17:41:07
 
+5 for Bad Dudes reference.
2006-06-24 18:55:42
 
NOOOOOOOOOOOO dont block Jesus!!!11
2006-06-28 17:51:06
 
Hahaha that's terrible. Do it. You pwned Jesus... and that's pretty hard...
2006-07-14 22:39:58
 
made me laugh pretty hard
2006-07-15 13:26:01
 
I don't know if i'm man enough...
2006-07-18 16:11:33
 
I block people like that, so yes. 5'ed for the effort.
2006-07-25 15:48:22
 
Yes, block jesus FTW!
2006-07-25 21:43:42
 
make it say "CAN YUO DO IT?"
2006-07-26 07:12:47
 
Doesn't say he's on. =(
2006-07-28 12:11:44
 
Oh yeah! I Can!
2006-08-02 00:48:51
 
=D
2006-08-10 23:21:07
 
McBlocked
2006-09-04 21:33:21
 
I could do it
2006-09-13 23:56:13
 
yeah, because i'm ahteist
2006-09-25 13:07:25
 
Hahah Fool! Jesus doesn't exis...wha-wha-wha?? *blocked*
2006-09-27 12:53:16
 
I dunno, but I think Jesus was non-demonational
2006-09-27 18:42:06
 
Good site
2006-09-28 14:19:46
 
Jesus is in no danger, your broccoli is.
2006-09-29 00:15:34
 
i am one happy panda. GOOD DAY SIR
2006-09-29 10:50:58
 
YOU F*GGOT MY YTMNDS ARE WAY BETTER YOU DICK
2006-09-30 19:36:27
 
Lawl. And yes.
2006-10-01 11:02:31
 
sucks
2006-10-01 12:36:42
 
Jesus wasn't Roman-Catholic... He was Russian-Orthodox DUH.
2006-10-01 20:30:38
 
That is not truely Jesus.
2006-10-03 14:22:25
 
I love how die-hard religion fanatics totally go berserk over this. It's god damn funny. 5'd.
2006-10-03 14:26:04
 
-1 for sh*tty music. -1 for no sources.
2006-10-03 16:12:59
 
WTF I killed that *ssh*l*e long ago!!!!
2006-10-03 20:39:33
 
You IMed Jesus? He must have me on block because i've tried it before and it doesnt work. And dont try to IM Batman because that doesnt work either.
+1
2006-10-04 14:15:13
 
I was expecting a basketball player blocking jesus... lol, take that anywhere you want, I cant make a ytmnd for sh*t...
2006-10-06 22:46:11
 
It's nice to see proper use of that fad music
2006-10-07 00:46:27
 
Gaim > Jesus
2006-10-07 02:28:23
 
F*cking godly
2006-10-07 16:59:26
 
2006-10-08 12:50:05
 
Golden.
2006-10-08 12:50:50
 
y yes, yes i am bad enough to block jesus */block*
2006-10-10 23:06:12
 
but then jesus goes onto his alternate account and sees you online and gets totally pissed.
2006-10-10 23:09:54
 
OH LOL
2007-01-24 00:03:57
 
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2007-02-03 20:18:46
 
Of course, I'm bad enough to block Jesus! He's so bloody annoying with "Christian" this and "church" that. It sickens me!
2007-02-20 07:37:01
 
would 5 this if the loop was better
2007-03-09 19:52:20
 
I think this might have been the first YTMND I ever viewed, or one of the first.
2007-11-04 16:49:42
 
i cant belive this is still getting views