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Site Title: John Hammond is seriously depressed
Site Domain: johnhatesjohn.ytmnd.com
Created by:  
cooke
Created on: 2007-02-15 23:40:21
Image Origin: Jurassic Park
Sound Origin: JP
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Description: John Hammond. Billionaire. Alone.
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2007-02-15 23:44:11
 
Hello John.
2007-02-15 23:48:00
 
john hammond dont go killing yourself!
2007-02-15 23:48:29
 
Ha! That's a good one.
2007-02-15 23:54:01
 
My Favourite Movie FTW!
2007-02-15 23:54:39
 
you keep making sites. excellent.
2007-02-15 23:56:08
 
Subtle, yet hilariously brilliant
2007-02-15 23:58:32
 
its so sad.
2007-02-16 00:09:57
 
5'd & fav'd. I really hate that man. Also, in before f*gs.
2007-02-16 00:18:13
 
wasnt this predicted from the first time this was done? or was that me suggesting it be a scene from Gandhi since that actor directed it?
2007-02-16 00:31:33
 
good work sir. my favorite movie as well...keep it up!!!
2007-02-16 00:35:12
 
Will you take me serial?!
2007-02-16 00:35:46
 
HAHAHAHAHA he has a copy of Jurassic Park.... like in Spaceballs... "before the movie is finished!"
2007-02-16 00:38:32
 
nice edit, barely even noticeable
2007-02-16 00:41:20
 
you should call this site "John Hammond hates himself"
2007-02-16 00:53:55
 
best one of these sites yet
2007-02-16 00:57:33
 
This I loled
2007-02-16 01:01:15
 
2007-02-16 01:12:31
 
John Hammond hates John Hammond
2007-02-16 01:19:11
 
Bacillus subtillus
2007-02-16 01:21:04
 
Clever. Very clever.
2007-02-16 01:22:09
 
I.. dont really find this funny. Sorry
2007-02-16 01:23:20
 
greathtttt
2007-02-16 01:32:35
 
I love this one...just as funny as when he says he hates dr l337: http://jhjp.ytmnd.com/
2007-02-16 01:59:06
 
I really love that man.
2007-02-16 02:02:30
 
congrats at this very moment you've got more views then Prank telemarketer! Anyways i still get a kick from Jurassic park parody's...
2007-02-16 02:08:14
 
perfection
2007-02-16 02:52:53
 
WHICH HAMMOND DOES HE HATE?! THERE ARE TWO! I DEMAND CLOSURE!
2007-02-16 02:58:53
 
I am sad that this actor (Richard Attenbourough was it?) is dead. If he's dead.
2007-02-16 03:06:37
 
One of the best lines in that movie.
2007-02-16 03:12:44
 
LOL!
2007-02-16 03:15:28
 
LOL! So simple, yet so genius.
2007-02-16 03:36:31
 
clever girl
2007-02-16 03:38:01
 
@ thebarracudabruiser: he's not dead IRL. :-|
2007-02-16 04:05:50
 
Freaking, BRILLIANT
2007-02-16 04:09:41
 
just awesome!
2007-02-16 04:37:05
 
Neat.
2007-02-16 04:56:41
 
Epic. I knew what was coming, and I couldn't wait.
2007-02-16 05:10:31
 
2007-02-16 06:15:25
 
F*cking epic.
2007-02-16 06:26:15
 
laugh at loud
2007-02-16 07:23:17
 
Wow.Two top vieweds in a row.I hate overachievers.
2007-02-16 07:45:09
 
good movie
2007-02-16 07:47:07
 
I need a drop of your blood, your blood
2007-02-16 08:17:31
 
great site
2007-02-16 08:19:10
 
That's really sad. And still kinda funny.
2007-02-16 08:20:04
 
2007-02-16 08:27:22
 
2007-02-16 08:47:09
 
This has unlimited potential. You can put whoever you want on the screen! Brilliant!
2007-02-16 09:07:42
 
oww! John that hurts!
2007-02-16 09:07:56
 
haha
2007-02-16 09:11:39
 
Wtf
2007-02-16 09:18:22
 
JP is ripe for YTMNDs... We need an Ebaum-Dennis Nedry "stealing the YTMND" site
2007-02-16 09:42:10
 
Good edit.
2007-02-16 10:07:26
 
Fantastible
2007-02-16 10:34:07
 
Poor John =(
2007-02-16 10:46:08
 
Amazing.
2007-02-16 10:52:58
 
i c wut u did thur
2007-02-16 11:13:51
 
Spectacular
2007-02-16 11:21:52
 
.uoy fo revelc woH !ynnuf yrev si tahT !ah ah aH
2007-02-16 11:48:20
 
Aaaaaaaaaw!!!! John you have so much to live for!! aaaw!
2007-02-16 12:10:03
 
This is quite excellent considering how hard it is to make a gif like that.
2007-02-16 12:27:30
 
It's even more depressing to make a YTMND and get no vote
2007-02-16 12:33:26
 
5 five 1234(5) FIVE OMG FIVE 5 5 5 5 5 5 5
2007-02-16 12:53:24
 
lol
2007-02-16 13:01:03
 
BALLS.
2007-02-16 13:17:27
 
lol, pray for a heart attack, fatty.
2007-02-16 14:42:54
 
this is pure gold
2007-02-16 14:48:28
 
Simple, but inspired.
2007-02-16 15:04:44
 
Genius!
2007-02-16 15:11:57
 
Awesome keep it up!
2007-02-16 16:20:52
 
epic
2007-02-16 17:03:27
 
winner.
2007-02-16 17:06:24
 
Hahaha
2007-02-16 18:54:05
 
hello Jon.... Hello... helloeloelelehelehelehhheleleee JOn
2007-02-16 19:41:50
 
I know how he feels.
2007-02-16 19:52:49
 
lmAoooo man
2007-02-16 20:03:44
 
Description earns you a 5
2007-02-16 20:16:32
 
great work for a great movie
2007-02-16 21:11:24
 
Good job.
2007-02-16 21:59:52
 
Poor John
2007-02-16 22:19:57
 
I guess it does kind of suck to have clones. It's like all the worst qualities of siblings times 10.
2007-02-16 22:44:35
 
my mind has been blown.
2007-02-17 00:10:31
 
I really hate that man.
2007-02-17 00:23:38
 
BRILLIANT!
2007-02-17 18:40:58
 
Excellent, however, John Hammond's cane is sticking out of the TV. Insert arbitrary roflomgkthx here.
2007-02-17 21:43:10
 
had me coughing
2007-02-25 16:27:49
 
nice with the 3 Johns
2007-03-09 02:05:08
 
http://thismoonwedothfeastintheinfernalregions.ytmnd.com/
2007-05-05 04:56:55
 
Once again, one of the best YTMNDs ever made. I love it.
2007-06-16 00:47:40
 
can't believe i'm just now seeing this for the first time