where's the humor? if i didn't know better i'd swear you were just advertising.

+3

Its just a TV ad on YTMND, WITH NO HUMMOR?? :,(

Crap this is an earlier version, I will get the edited one reposted soon, I'm away from my home machine atm

+2

I saw Freecreditreport guy on Price is Right once.

thanks for the lack of any surprises. I like watching commercials all the way through. /sarcasm

-1

^ its funny - made my day!!!!

i lol'd so hard when it looped.

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-6

that's about to become some valuable comment real-estate there IPWNEDURMOM

+2

I hope so... there's no edits in this one :/

graphite send me a pm when the edit is in. waiting to vote on this til then

f*ck this.

uh okay.

+1

fawk u consumer whore.

Someone who is less lazy than me today needs to edit this, so when he says "Its my credit score, and it happpens to be OVER NINETHOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!! But i'm just not feeling like putting the effort into it today just so some c*ckf*gs can just downvote it.

-1

You can even print it out if you want to.

+2

F*ggot, you could of at least made it NEDM.

This is gay.

ach, f*cking lame advertising.

are you f*cking kidding me?

I cannot emphasize enough, how much I despise this commercial.

ass

"that's about to become some valuable comment "... . .. ??????????? . . your on YTMND... brace yourself

BUMP

McFly!!!!!!!!!!

+1

Stupid spam ad. I DOWNVOTE THEE IN THE NAME OF NEDM, JEAN LUC PICARD, BRIAN H. PEPPERS, HOMER SIMPSON, STUWIE SIMPSON UHH GRIFFIN, MULLET MAN, HORSE DICK AND ALL THE OTHER GOOD ONES! YOU SUCK! I ENCOURAGE MASS SPAM OF THIS BECAUSE THATS JUST WHAT THIS IS, HORSEDICKING SPAM!...................................................... Have a nice day.

+2

2nded

What the f*ck is this? Sorry but even upvoters downvote from time to time... fix it or get your sh*t off this site. Fix it and earn a five.

sucks

and here I was waiting for some twist or humor, but it never came :-( If I wanted to watch this commercial I would have just turned the TV on.

5'd for ads

It's supposed to be funny because it lacks the symbol crash and the punch line. first, you're waiting for the "OVER 9 THOUSAND", then you dont see it. Surely, you say to yourself, here comes something else...and you wait..and it doesnt come. and then its over! wasnt that great?

I was expecting OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!

wtf, and u self donated.....

where the hell is the horse dick or screamer

Lol

Damn advertiseTMND

c*ckf*g

I printed it out

F*CKERZ

In Soviet Russia, consumers pay for advertisements

i think all you people should calm down... my credit score has never been better after logging on to FreeCreditReport.com !!

This should be a fad

Ban this url from all public libraries.

okay that was a great Yakov Smirnoff joke

why?

I kept waiting for ear rape

check out the big brain on brad! 5

I'm going to modify this with Kaz Lehrer soon

wtf? 1d for sh*tty commercial

1'd for pure f*ggotry.

5'd for not making it NEDM, although I think this is the most terrible site in the world otherwise.

Laaaaaaaaame.

In 1945,a young girl named Gokette came over to America in a white capsule from Africa. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the words "POWER LEVEL: >9000!" into her back. now that you have read this message she will come to your house on a full moon and crotch-punch you until your balls are inert unless you follow these directions: 1. Retype this message as a comment for three other YTMNDs 2. Hope your body can take it.

-1

-5 for for forgetting poland, +10 for freecreditreport.com

you forgot the CamelCase, it's FreeCreditReport.com

there already is an over nine thousand of this site

RAPED!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LMAO

Jackasses who upvote worthless sites are even worse than downvoters. Seriously, if the site sucks, why 5 it? Just so other people will see it and suffer as well?

THE TWIST TO THIS SITE IS HILARIOUS! I bet so many of the dumb voters here didn't even watch the whole thing! Such idiots.

yeah this site is clearly suffering from a surfeit of upvoters

lol so great

Holy sh*t dude, no way will I even give you an extra star, it remains at one.

Why did you do this site? Most of your sites are good, why seriously? Explanation? OBJECTION?

damn it! i don't know whether to love or hate this site. it has absolutely zero edits. but i was totally bewildered when i didn't hear "OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAND!" IT SUCKS! errr... wait. did i really mean to say I LOVE IT! I JUST DON'T KNOW!

Just, click, one.

Get the f*ck out

i think maybe I hid the joke a little too well...

Wow this is f*cking sh*t. -5/5 you fail.

http://polandhascreditreportforfree.ytmnd.com/ Mine has a higher rating.

FreeCreditReport.com

i really hate that douche

mc

F*ck it, I can't stay mad at you, but I still don't get it.

fly

: )

thats bull sh*t that someone commented between my 'MC' 'FLY' :P Just kidding

Yeah I upvoted you again! This audio is going to end up spawning tons of fads! (you can even print it out if you want to)

yeah, my bad

i was hoping is was 5000!

"In Soviet Russia, consumers pay for advertisements" They do that in America too, $10 to go to the movies and you sit through 45 minutes of commercials for cars, soap, and whatever else they cram down your throat. paying for commercials rocks. (yeah im hanging out on this site now)

what the hell? I expected something funny, not just the commercial.

puh-lease, if I wanted to see the commercial I'd just turn on Fox News

gay no humor

Blast you and your 'update!' I watched it again =(

Updated for adding lulz

Don't you guys get it? Imagine if everyone made parodies of this site and it became a fad! THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT!!! Free Internet exposure that countless YTMNDers will see every day! ...Kind of smart, though.

WHY DOES THIS NOT END WITH NEDM???

Extremely fail, I was expecteed a BOOOOM

... um, this must be an advertisment

wtf

way to fund ur own site lol

yay! Just what the internet needs for c*cksucker advertisments,

it's not funny. and... well.. it's like.. just putting a bad commercial online. my opinion.

it costs $2,100.00 to buy 1 weeks worth of a text ad on ytmnd.........or you could just create a ytmnd page that is the advertisement and sponsor it for less like this guy did lol

+2

meh... I'll wait for the edit...

hahaha

Pretty much useless

uuummmmmm...

Thanks for wasting my time with retarded ads. -4

Untill I know the joke this site is 1'd.

It's ok....

lol, i hate this f*cking commercial.

you are a f*ggot thanks for writing updated and making me watch it again i'd vote lower if i could

Ads suck.

best site ever

It's my credit score, and it happens to be 420.

LOL 5 I was expecting 9000

Missing a suprise at the end.

F*ck you right in the mouth. And HeatherChandler, we're all very disapointed in you.

LOLOLLOLOLOLLLOL This is epic

who are you i work for this company and i have heard nothing about this "Project"

ROBERT FOZMIER WILL BE FURIOUS!

I dont get it.

advertising, annoying commercial to begin with, not to mention, the site is not the actual free credit report you'rea llowed to get once a year, they make you do bullsh*t to get it. so its completely useless and a sales gimmick

What was the url for the edit of this with the OVER 9000! in? I can't find it anywhere.

ytmnAds

WTF GTFO stupid marketing garbage go fug yourself

We hate you. GTFO.

its the commercial....you did nothing to it....dissapointing

Looks like somebody found a cheap way to advertise for their company. Is you "hidden joke" all the keywords? I hope it's better then that.

Updated huh? GTFO

Someone who takes advantage of the YTMND sponsor system and advertises his own crap on the website. Really, THE ADS ON THE TOP OF THE PAGE AND ON THE SIDES DO THAT JOB.

Get to the f*cking point man! You don't need the whole f*ckin commercial to get the sh*t.

Just have the f*cker thinking of a number and then have it pop up 8675309 with some tommy tutone music playin...sh*t anything would be better.

Fail. But this is bound to turn into a fad. If not direct commercial rips, or something like this one http://polandhascreditreportforfree.ytmnd.com ^Not mine

and why are people 5ing this? its just a crap advertisement

LOL.look at all these great comments you got.

http://www.siteadvisor.com/sites/freecreditreport.com

Something about this is funny because I expected a punchline and there was none

YTMNDs are not ADS!

you forgot to include "sh*t" in your keywords

please explain what the joke is, I've watched it a few times now and still have no idea what I'm supposed to be laughing at >_>

I hope you die.

is this what you meant? http://fcrdc.ytmnd.com/

Okay... I'm not gonna cuss you out or anything of the like, but I AM going to say that this YTMND is a complete waste of my time and there's also no question as to whether this is an advertisement. Bottom line: WORTHLESS YTMND. (You totally could have worked in NEDM.) "You can even print out NEDM!!!!!"

that add gives me a f*cking headache!!

I was kinda hoping for OVER NINE THOUSAAAND

Whoa! That is some innovative content! It almost plays out like a tv commercial that is super easy to hate! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaf*g

How do you not get the joke? You have to enroll in triple advantage to get your score. You have to pay to get your advertised free report.

Misleading? Noooo, to get your free credit report all you have to do is annual enrollment in the triple advantage plan. Geez. Most CC companies will give you one for free, most states allow you one free as well. As much as I do not like any credit bureau, Equifax is the way to go.

wtf?

Nice ad like I cant see this sh*t on TV

GTFO.

WHERE IS THE JOKE

You bastard i thought it was NEDM!! Bitch......

F#ck you, c@ckf*g.

I love this site more every day. Lulz.

This was so f*cking wrong that I lolled. I can see this leading to a sh*tload of "free" ads on ytmnd tho...

WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS SH*T

Ok apparently the joke is that everyone expect for something to happen and nothing sucks. KILL YOURSELF GRAPHITE THIS IS SH*T

Excuse the typos as I was mad. : (

no stars F*CK U

Awesome update. I eagerly await version 3.

CLICK ON THE LINKS THAT ARE RELEVANT TO YOUR INTERESTS

So, is this some sort of crappy viral marketing stunt or what?

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CREDIT REPORT DOT COM

If i could rate this into a negative number, i would do so. It is not funny, it is fail. GTFO my YTMND

http://freecreditreportdotcom.ytmnd.com/

never again.

next put up an ad for one of those work injury lawyers. everybody loves those!

ITS OVER NINE THOUS...... oh wait........

WTF?

Nope. This is just like the comerical

we must kill it

WOW, that was funny. Graphite, i love you!

you know why this is hilarious? Because there is no joke. You expect something to happen, then nothing happens, its just the same sh*tty advertisement you see fifty times a day watching cable television. HILARIOUS!

Would've been better classic style with just the "FreeCreditReport.com" jingle looping.

The commercial is annoying, and this is even more so. You lose.

Needs more NEDM.

The main reason I made this was to piss off the kinds of people who went onto the site for Razor Gator, which not only has a pretty good song (I actually thought a "razor gator" was just some sort of gimmick that a band had come up with to sing a tune about), but has donated hundreds to YTMND. They just had stupid knee-jerk reactions of "I HATE ALL ADVERTISEMENTS AND ANYONE TRYING TO MAKE MONEY," and most of them had never given a dime to this site. Judging by the avalanche of 1 comments I think I succeeded

Plus I think downvoter rage is hilarious. If I had submitted this on 4/1/07 instead of 3/1/07 it probably would've been 5'd onto Top Viewed.

i see this 3 times a minute you advertising retard

ITS OVER NINE THOUSANDS!!!!

it worked for Monty Python

I was hoping for something like that Cell Phone NEDM one. Oh well.

this is retarded.

That man is such a fruit

imm thinking of a number, its my penis size, you know what it is? it's 720"..

wow, what an attempt at originality.

hey look we have a winner! "King-Of-No-Pants 5 starsyou know why this is hilarious? Because there is no joke. You expect something to happen, then nothing happens, its just the same sh*tty advertisement you see fifty times a day watching cable television. HILARIOUS!" the other funny part about this site is the mass amount of angry comments by people who need blatantly obvious jokes thrown in their faces with fad faces plastered everywhere

+1

BTape is right

+1

hell the commercial's enough of a joke on its own, hardly *needs* a punchline

+1

yeah the comments like WHERE IS NEDM and WHY NO OVER 9000 make this so satisfying

+1

LMAO

3 for unexpected lack of humor.

Hey, I think everyone's just a bit testy since HTPAT nearly took over the universe.

its ebil

What the f*ck is this sh*t

Refived.

Mmmm more advertisements more downvoting.

http://alltelldm.ytmnd.com/ is such a better Alltell ytmnd.

Booooooooooooooooo

STOP WITH THE GAYNESS

RAZOR GATOR 4 EVAR

lame

delete the ADVERTISEMENTMND bit. no need for it.

Graphite, I've come to realize you are a genius.

This site sucks

not funny or entertaining

5'd for psuedointellectual commentary by author.

The ADVERTISEMENTMND thing should spark some further rage. I still prefer it having "(UPDATE!)" in the title, though.

add 1 picard at the end

"http://alltelldm.ytmnd.com/ is such a better Alltell ytmnd." Mmmmm yes, let me taste your tears!

in after r nax five

No NEDM? :( Wait, this is just an ad...

Did i just sit through a commercial....5'd for whoring. 1'd for self donnation.

Delete this immediately

gay

is this a f*cking add on ytmnd?!

SWEET max faved my site!

No, thats r n a x. Who'll probably get banned like the last person to use that name. Also, you're not getting paid to advertise these products, so why bother making YTMNDs of them?

-1

lol 4 for acutally makeing me site through an advertisement

AD

are you "generating 'buzz' " for your advertising company or something? the gif is well done and looks pretty typical. but you should pore through the wiki for awhile

rnax fav'd this site! awesome put it in the hall of fame

HOF NOW

It's great how the bar has like 800 bottles of the stuff... I've never seen anyone drink this.

more cowbell

Makes you wish it would never end.

"Stupid spam ad. I DOWNVOTE THEE IN THE NAME OF NEDM, JEAN LUC PICARD, BRIAN H. PEPPERS, HOMER SIMPSON, STUWIE SIMPSON UHH GRIFFIN, MULLET MAN, HORSE DICK AND ALL THE OTHER GOOD ONES! YOU SUCK! I ENCOURAGE MASS SPAM OF THIS BECAUSE THATS JUST WHAT THIS IS, HORSEDICKING SPAM!...................................................... Have a nice day." KILL YOURSELF. Also, this is the dark, dark future of YTMND right here, folks...

if you think that basically making tv advertisements into a ytmnd makes you 'interesting' no it makes you a buttf*cking f*ggot, gtfo, this isn't what ytmnd is for

I laughed when it looped around again without a punchline. I wish I could put it better than BTape, but I guess I'll just 5 it. ^_^

Funny, I thought f*cking men in the *ss was what made me a buttf*cking f*ggot. Seriously though, trying to be "interesting" is more of a postmodernist bullsh*t goal. I'm just going for sarcastic.

Im not complaining about there being no NEDM, or no 9000. But just what the f*ck is so funny about this Graphite ? Im not angry Im just confused. I Honestly want to know, so send me a message or something.

OKAY THE JOKE IS THAT YOUR WAITING FOR SOMETHING FUNNY TO HAPPEN BUT IT NEVER DOES LOL its not that funny tho its funny that it pisses ppl off

The only reason I kind of like this is because it's a ridiculous commercial.

boo commercialism

You don't really need to try very hard to get angry comments. Just sponsor something random and you'll get them.

i still dont get it. lolz

This is great.

*ERROR* teh funny was not found

How is this site all that different from http://allteldm.ytmnd.com or http://freecreditreportdotcom.ytmnd.com?

HAHA THAT WAS SOO FUNNY, I LIKE HOW HE SAID YOU CAN EVEN PRINT IT OUT IF YOU WANT TO!!! VERY GOOD JOB!

Needs NEDM plz

soooooooooooooooo wheres the funny?

Seriously, all you guys should be embracing this site, this is the direction YTMND.com NEEDS to go in. Just think for a few seconds, users are going to pay 10000000x more attention to an advertisement in ytmnd form than a freaking stupid banner or text ad crammed in some ugly spot around the website. If big advertisers started making ytmnds and then sponsoring them, and then start competitively sponsoring them, the site could have a real source of income that doesn't effect anything besides the one little

[continued from last comment] top 10 list on the front page, you would never have to look at another ad around the site again if you didn't want to, and yet by having ads integrated as ytmnds themselves, they would actually become more charming and likable than any other kind of ad the site could have, it's more effective advertising, it's better for the site, and it's better for all of us users.

Max needs to pay for this site, if anyone else has a better idea of how, I'd like to hear it. What's better, donations from us users, (mostly jackass users trying to promote their opinions and ideals), or have some big companies pay for the site with their pocket change and let us all just enjoy ytmnd practically forever?

lol I don't know if I agree with this guy or not, I thought YTMND was in pretty good shape and the ads right now don't bother me at all

you sponsor your own site? f*ck you A$$hole!

+1

-4 for unfunny. u advertising WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG lyk U R Totally Post mod N SH*T!