haha wtf

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hmm

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okay why the f is this the most viewed site today. i blame n*gg*rs.

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prob was linked on the WoW forums.

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HTPAT sucked and always sucked, stop comparing my sh*t to that.

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This sucks and always sucked, you are right to call it "sh*t"

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oh my GOD it's back on top of most viewed, what fresh hell is this and what f*gs are doing it?

+15

stop linking this site, lol

+7

THIS MUST BE PACARD'D

+5

^I really prefer not.

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NOT AGAIN, WHY THE F*CK PEOPLE LINK THIS SH*T AFTER 5 HUNDRED YEARS

+9

DO NOT WANT.

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http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details?url=www.ytmnd.com

+2

Not again...

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Quick, someone add ear raep and goatse to scare off the bandwith leechers to prevent another HTPAT.

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WWW.INTERNET.COM

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again? It was only worth 4 stars at the height of its glory. 1 star to you, sir, for spamming this over and over. Go find something else to read for the internet.

Let's start a queue of old, unfunny ytmnd's and get them on top viewed. Here's mine: http://cooooooookies.ytmnd.com/

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This is why it's on top viewed today: http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2127136 And no, I'm not a member of TOTSE.

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Seriously we need to make it to a trap site. Too many bandwith leechers linking this URL.

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ive seriously watched this a bunch of times. f*ck it ill say it, it's still hilarious

+6

http://vrag.ru/images/gib.swf

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BACK AGAIN?

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change it to moon man reading a letter from your n*gg*r mom

just HOF this already

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f*ck not again. It was amazing at first, but now this is just HTPAT.

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top viewed almost 2 years later, htpat then and htpat now

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Although it's becoming like HTPAT, it's better stuff.

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Hello my name is drew pickles and I have a massive c*ck. I love to stick my c*ck everywhere and cover things in cum, mostly the insides of male *ssh*les. However if there are no hot guy asses around for me to penetrate I will settle for lesser things like hot sandwiches and bottles of wine. If there are only women around then I guess I will f*ck them but only if I get to stick my dick through their pussy and out of their *ssh*le, which I am allowed to do because I am drew pickles and no one can resist

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The Robots have taken me. Please send help.

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HEY GUYS, IT'S BILLY MAYS HERE WITH UNDERAGE GIRLS. ARE YOU TIRED OF SECOND HAND VAGINA AND LOOSE PUSSY? THEN F*CKING GET SOME OF THIS UNDERAGE GIRLS. THIS JAILBAIT'S BIRTH CANAL IS SO TIGHT IT CAN TURN A FIVE POUND BAG OF SPUDS INTO MASHED POTATO'S. THIS SH*T IS SO FRESH THAT NOT EVEN F*CKING A LOAF OF BREAD FEELS THIS GOOD. THESE GIRLS ARE SO FLAT THAT THEIR F*CKING NIPPLES LOOK LIKE SOMEONE DREW THEM UP ON CRAYONS. THEY'RE NIPPLERS ARE AS F*CKING HARD AS MIGHTY PUTTY! F*CK!

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HTPAT was funny, but this was gold. It's kinda funny that it's getting so many views right now, though.

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I really liked this at first. But I want it to f*cking die now. It is always in the f*cking top viewed. I mean come on, did some dumbf*ck link this to a myspace teenage girl or something? I mean honestly.

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IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE. GTFO OF THE TOP VIEWED TODAY YOU WHORE.

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Congratulations to the rather well-onto-the-bounding-path fellow who keeps saying HTPAT!

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I enjoyed this site.

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old as f*ck... why is this still getting views?

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This is so stupid.

It's pretty decent, but the chuckling ruins it, as well as the mess ups. Just cut out the laughs in WavPad or something.

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na, i think that makes it even better, how couldnt you laugh at that thing?

+2

Yeah, it is pretty funny, and I'm surprised he kept a straight speech line going for a while, especially with all the raped grammar. I got lost for a moment D:

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AND NOW, AN EMULATION OF SOME N*GG*RS SITE ON YTMND OF SOMETHING I GOOGLED

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i think it makes it better too.

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You make me touch your hands for stupid reasons.

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personally, i would have a hard time doing that without laughing. By the way, +4 for pronouncing everything the way it was written. +1 for pronouncing all the D's in WORLDDDDDDDD.

+2

ytmnd must really f*cking suck these days if this keeps getting into most viewed

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naw the chuckling makes it sound f*ggy

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and any of you f*gs who like it probably like Jimmy Fallon too. ya f*ggots.

Yeah, I thought that too, but then I thought why not leave em in...

+3

In after f*ggot

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This was almost perfect. I really think it would have been a lot funnier without the chuckling.

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brilliant. what a dumb girl

All girls are dumb.

+10

All n*gg*rs are dumb.

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not dramatic, monotone, aside from 'haha'

+5

Not bad.

Who'd date that dumb c*nt anyways.

+2

easy pussy?

pussy isnt worth this c*nt

+8

I think its easy to say that english isn't her primary language. Then again... I wouldn't even call it her secondary language either.

do not attempt to write a letter while angry, or drunk, or retarded

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Or all 3, at the same time :O

+10

Bob Sagat ?

Drunk angry retards can write some amazing literature.

+4

What a bitch.

+6

No, she's actually quite the bastert.

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I thought this was a 3. After WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I knew I was wrong. But come on man you can't laugh in a dramatic reading, regardless of how pathetic and idiotic the material is. Either way 5 I suppose.

+3

World-d-d-d-d-d-d-d!

+2

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

+2

You're not my boyfriend anymore.

+5

rofl

u got a link for this?

Not very dramatic, considering you're laughing through the whole thing. But I still enjoyed it, and the D-D-D-D-Domain is fantastic.

+1

hahaha WORLD-dededededede made me 4 it

+1

Also, you sound like Charlton Heston when you say "I hate you. I always hated you!"

WORLDD-IDIDIDDIDIDIDIDID!!!

+1

Greatness

win

I couldn't help but crack up at the "Haha!"

+2

the best is the D's

DDDDDDDDDDD

Win.

I thought the mess ups and laughing were kind of funny. It just emphasized how retarded the post was.

+2

Actually, pretty good.

U SO JEALOUSE! Also I didn't see any hehes or hahas, so quit laughing through the letter. :D here's your 5.

i liked the chuckling...it adds character to it. It makes it seems more mockingly -like...kinda like guys who would be walking down the hallway and find a note like this on the ground, and they read it and laugh together in perfect harmony

I like to imagaine a world full of men laughing together in perfect harmony

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I imagine a WORLDDDDDDDDD full of men laughing together in perfect harmony.

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ZA WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

+1

wouldn't that be more like Za Warudo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh...?

she needs a steamroller to land on her

+1

Bravo sir, bravo.

Eat sh*t and die f*ggot.

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you know.... for some reason... you sound like you could pull off a really good Strong Bad voice.

lol middle school

+2

I'd leave that bitch too if she couldn't speak English. ENGLISH MOTHERF*CKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

That wasn't my hand

enjoyable!

Cant stop laughing, Word duh duh duh duh duh

pfffHAHAHAHA. That girl needs phonics.

+1

maybe reading rainbow

+1

Wow. You bastart!

+1

you r such a bastert i cant belive you maked me touch your hands for stupid raisins

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i loled

I'm sorry, but this is good. Don't edit the audio in any way.

i aint stupid

This pwns.

you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons.

+1

You make me clap my hands for stupid reasons

haha bored.com is so funny

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lol, great, and you sound like plankton from spengebab

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monotone seconded.....but yay on revenge!

You know, honestly, I think you could be looking at a career here . . .

It's only weakness is laughter.

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I love idiots.

And I just noticed that this is your first site on YTMND (that you haven't deleted, anyway . . .) Kudos!

Deh deh dur

hahahahahha

this is the funniest thing i have ever seen in my life

*sinks putts* DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

well play'd

laugh

the little brother hates him and he don't even know why!

The cuckling and laughing makes it all the better. It shows how you yourself really cant stop laughing at this silly letter. I hate yooooou.

f*cking Epic

You win! XD

I JEALOUSE of you now.

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They need to do way instain mother!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

f*cking great, just not the speaking. Leave that to Boomaga

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terrible reading job...Consult Boomaga.

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He is always blocking your chair!

this is not a dramatic reading dude. you goofed up several times. you have to get it EXACT if you're trying to imitate the letter. sorry man.

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leave the chuckling in! it's a nice reminder of how ridiculously stupid this letter is :D

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ddddddddd

add masterpiece theater theme song for a 5. Not a true dramatic reading without

dramatic readings are usually queer but this was pretty good

It was a nice attempt, although rather than it being dramatic the voice was much more monotone. That and the laughter hurt it as a whole. I may have been worth rehersing it a few more times before recording so you could plan raises and dips in tone as well as get used to the text so you're not amused by it as well. Other than that, good effort!

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XD the laugh at the end was nice. Also you missed a "to" in "got that to you loser!"

^_^ I lawled. You get a 5, it tastes like a cookie.

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LOL WORL-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D

love it

It's funny how you automatically fixed some of the grammatical errors when reading it. I guess it's hard to read a retarded letter when you don't suffer from the same curse. lolz.

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didnt listen to it. learn to talk.

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eat my views...

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I fear the future...

even with the chuckles it was hi-larious

I LOLD-D-D-D-D-D-D-D

ddddddddddddd

Epic run-on sentences!

omg the most dramatic part is here: http://breakupbetter.ytmnd.com/

LOLOLOL

stewpid

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DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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5'd for WORL-DihDihDihDihDihDihDihDihDihDihDihDihDihDihDihDihDih

takes balls to put your voice on ytmnd 5'ed because i laughed

I really can't five this unless you perfect the audio, but good effort!

^hairy balls sir, thank you all!

this was enjoyable.

HAHAAH! Its great too because you're laughing

+1

didn't really add anything

I must say your voice is what makes this one work. Good job. Haha!

You need to take yourself more seriously. Fail.

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you need to keep a straight man accident. the chuckling ruins it a little

not even a coherent thought?

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Thats the point..................

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pretty funny

heheh, girls are dumb

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are you that guy from xplay

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It made me laugh!

heh grow up, plain and simpel

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funny concept but you f*cked up reading it, don't get high next time

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WORLDADADADADADADA!

you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons!

Boomaga should be proud you guys!

This is the MAIN reason I like to break their hearts so much.

Well I know I'd have done 9000 times better reading that, but wow was that ever retarded. Where do these people learn to type? wel ino i do lot btr readin dat wow waz dis shi tretartet were do des ppl lrn 2 tip

"you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons"

+8

Posting in a legendary YTMND.

+1

funniest thing i have heard in weeks.

seriously, the funniest thing i've heard in weeks. I hope this is top viewed of all time.

it would be a 5, cause i love dramatic readings, but you laughed

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nice voice crack

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could've put more FEELING into it than that, but it still made me laugh, so what have you

hahaha +5 for not completely cracking up and holding it together... but dont lie about having a girlfriend

+1

I'ev being paying too much attention to these comments... Im very happy that most of you get it!

Some of the reading in the end was just hilarious. A couple slip-ups, of course, but I mean...that letter was RIDICULOUS.

+1

Awesome, I LAWLED many times. I want to hear this read by a text to speech program.

I thought you were gonna say "it's over nine thousaaaaaaaaaand!" there for a second...

Ha-- almost as good as Booomaga, with a little practice and fanfare music you got it!

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Well, you didn't put in NEDM, a 3500Hz square wave, music, Also C*cks, 9000, you chuckled throughout and this is not your first YTMND apparently. Good "first" attempt, but keep it real with the first attempts bro. Also, welcome to YTMND. Now duck

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5'd for great justice

+1

I'd rather date a spider or rat! Bi you piece of sh*t! (I'm a Dragon in Chinese Zodiac, I wonder if she will date me, I eat spider and rats. I wonder if she is a "Bi-sexual piece of sh*t" :) lol'd 5'd win

Could be better without the laughing, but this ytmnd was the first to make me lol in a long time, congratulations, heres your 5

I lol'd.

holy crap, that one sentence was like 3 lines long! Grammer, its not that hard but goes a long way.

+1

Usually, I *love* these kinds of ytmnds. I can't 5-star it though. Things to check for in the future: Always pronounce the words exactly as they are spelled; never enunciate abbreviations; pay strict attention to punctuation. You have a great voice! Keep trying ^^

good job. People like you would make great voice actors.

+1

pretty good reading.

awful rofl

+1

5 for having that special touch. (You!)

+1

My god its so poetic... I mean so pathetic.

+2

Right On, girlfriend! *snap* *snap* *snap*

+1

I LOLed

I LOL'd to the max.

What a horrible writer.

+1

don't listen to the haters, keep the laughs in

+6

i f*cken hate these comments. They are for youtube only. When someone makes a comment on a users profile, they say "WTG! Your videos rock! Keep up the good work! Love you! Don't listen to the haters they are just jealous! Keep it up im subscribing just leaving a comment for ya!"

+1

WORLD-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D

+2

this is just damn hilarious YOU MAKE ME TOUCH YOUR HANDS FOR STUpID REASONS

These things always make me seriously LOL

You sound like the bad guy with the glowing eyes off Thunderbirds

no

lmfao, but it would be funnier if that was written to you

-1

your heart is in the right place on this one- but it's still poorly done. you miss a few words, and the chuckling sucks. i like the idea of reading poor grammar literally and dramatically, but you need to do better than this. moreover, this isn't a letter that was sent to you. the humor of this letter is readily available on another site. the dramatic reading does bring something extra to the table, but it needs to be better done than this in order for it to be really worthwhile.

I think it's already funny-but I agree, he misses several mistakes that could have made it even funnier.

you need more practice at your dramatic readings. the end sentences were great, especially worldddd and pleassse!!!! but you laughed too much. also screwed some of it up. but i admire anyone who puts their voice up in a ytmnd. and despite laughing you seem to be having fun. i am so torn. here is a 4 for you.

wait .. i should have said "even though you were" instead of "despite". thats what i meant. and also as far as practicing your dramatic reading .. i meant more dramatic reading. make it sound more epic and incredible, like youre reading dialogue from some shakespearean drama. i used to want to try a dramatic reading but im what you call a woman and my she-voice would kill most if not all of the humor. :(

Hahahaha, I loved the DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

That was fantastic.

Omg! This is hilarious but it needs the dramatic reading song in the background. It's still amazing though!

5'd for making fun of 2 people at once, pronouncing spelling mistakes in a funny way and still get in done in a fad!

Ha that's like an oxymoron in your description. "Another attempt at my first ytmnd"

+4

You absolute piece of terodactyle sh*t.

LOL. Love how u crack up a few times.

Oh sweet jesuse 5'd!

I dont give out fives often, wow, thank you, this rival even the best ytmnd that ever existed.

Hahah, jealouse!

+2

"YOU ACCIDENTLY HUGGED ME I HATE YOU" LMFAO I love this! The laughing and the way you did it encouraged more laughter from me so 5/5!!

+2

roflchoppers and lolilops, oh my!