Indeed. Good work Johnson. Did you get that thing I sent ya? Y'know, that fax.....with the yearly quarterly dividends? Have you seen my stapler?

Eh... excuse me... you... I... I believe you have my stapler

So what are you saying, billybones?

COOKIE 4 U ^_^

Jenkins! Why does your Excel have that wierd orange watermark in the top left corner?!

pretty good there

Ultimately, my concern is the overall net profit of the quarter as a whole, specifically within month two. Reviewing our options, to ensure the proper growth of our company and our finances, we are left with one option to sustain ourselves. We must send our jobs to India. Surely, our profits shall soar!

what

haha! this I like

I need those TPS reports! Pronto!!

I see what you did thar.

is this some sort of witches brew?

yeah "nsfw" is bullsh*t because you should be doing work at work

I b'lieve you have my stapler?

well played

Worksafed

Haha, that's pretty good. I wonder if many office workers actually browse YTMND on the prowl during hours. I doubt it. I don't think there are many people on here mature enough to hold an office job. I digress. A good YTM. Nice work, billybones.

Nice one.

I dunno, I think the term Work Safe and Not Work Safe judges whether or not its safe to present to a buncha people for work.

lol

Pretty clever

wow, i stared at this for like 5 minutes trying to figure out what the big deal was and then it finally hit me... i'm a knob

safe for work FTW

CNN, on company time?!?! *2-thumbs*

You are a genius

5'd for background noise

LOL! I just marked this site "Safe for work" loo

yeah right billy, we all know you work at burger king.

This should totally be hall of fame.

Why are you looking at CNN? YOURE FIRED!

brilliant.

I see what you did there.

I believe this makes you a smartass! Nice idea.

Hmm, my crappy computer at work is still using Windows 2000... OH SH*T I HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED

You win!

It's the next best thing to actual work!

I just love the ownage of the salary and supplies, and how sales continue to rise

Yep

Impressive, most impressive.

i am angered that i did not think of this

FTW. You'll need a coversheet.

Looks like I finally got my lazy *ss around to making a good YTMND.

OMG, like, this is NSFW! :O

Christ- Outlook, Word and Excel all open. Add Access to the taskbar and a few more browsers and it's be like looking at my work computer.

I don't do work at work, so would it be not safe for when your boss walks by to see that you're really not working but instead at ytmnd then you get fired for not working? NSFWYBWBTSTYNWBIAYTYGFFNW

nice one

Can't believe no one thought of that before.

Lawl, so clever =D

Just another day at the office.

lol

you really need to set your monitor to a widescreen resolution

TOOK ME A WHILE TO FIGURE OUT WHY THIS IS FUNNY

the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.

ACTUALLY I STILL HAVENT FIGURED IT OUT

Never put salt in your eyes.

To: Thetinguy I had to edit the picture so I could fit it without scrolling.

Man, I would kill for an office job. :(

I was actually very nervous opening this, worried this was a screamer or YOU JUST FAIL FOR THE TRAP.

fpr great ju$tice

ytmnd paradox......

raise volume a little

very original, bright idea 5'd

original ;)

how does it feel to win so much at once?

Heh...reminds me of the "Boss key" in ye olden DOS games.

I think we should increase workplace efficiency by stimulating our community's drive and reinforcing our mission statements.

I don't get it.

I wish my supplies "cost" that much (a negative amount in the millions).

wow that's so funny

AWESOME. You should use the numbers from max's "no monetary value" thing. Maybe. I think that would be funny. Maybe I'm the only one though.

is that a TPS report? OR IS IT A MAGNET?>>!!!!!uno!!

Reminds me like those Leisure Suit Larry games...

Really good. Only improvement I can make is to up the quality and variety of the sound effect. It seems to repeat too much, especially with the phone ring.

If you backed me up against a wall and demanded to know why I'm giving this 5 stars, I don't think I could give a coherent reason.

You people 5 this? Wow, you guys need a life.

Very cute. Couldn't possible improve on it more.

throw "stapler" in in the background, real subtle like

Creative.

Yeaaaaaa

I LOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just looking at this makes me cringe. i now know why people go crazy and murder their coworkers. thank you.

safe 4 work? brilliant!

Ahem all this stuff on my sleeve is LSD

LOL Tabbed

5

simple, yet pure genius. yep, i want chicken.

dont forget to use the new cover sheets, did you get the memo? lol.

I can tell you did this from home cause there is no way some company pays for a widescreen monitor so you can do budget reports. Good work anyway though. 4'd

"I can tell you did this from home cause there is no way some company pays for a widescreen monitor so you can do budget reports. Good work anyway though. 4'd" I made the picture wide screen so it would fit on the screen without scrolling.

LMAO that's surprisingly funny

month one exceeded overall sales expectations for our company.

make it taller!

5'd

" I need those TPS reports! Pronto!! " I work for UPS and we have TSP Reports (TSP = Total Service Plan)

I have to 5 it, lol. This is one of those ones where you say, "Why didn't I think of that?"

Excellent office noises and "serious" apps minimized

you saved me

Great idea, can't believe it hasn't been done before.

I only clicked this on because I was looking at syncan's vote spread and I realized that he gave this a 5

lol took me a minute to get it; pure genius

lolz

Wow, that's about as safe for work as it gets.

The best part is, CNN is my emergency scapegoat website at work when I'm on ytmnd or whatnot.

Microsoft Excel FTW.

you're way over budget on supplies... wtf kind of supplies cost that much anyhows??? hooooly f*cking sh*t...

i think i just passed out

"It seems to repeat too much, especially with the phone ring." Never worked in an office before, have you? I wake up to the sound of phones ringing in my head like the people who fought in 'Nam.

My own YTMND inspired me to watch Office Space yesterday.

why the hell did i laugh at this

what the hell, lol

Clever

i printed dis and gave it to my bos an got me a raze, yo

LOLZ!!! THEY WERE BELOW AVERAGE SALES IN MONTH TWO!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

The aliens has kidnapped me, please send help.

It took me 10 whole seconds to get what this is about. But I'd probably gotten it sooner if I wasn't drowsy on my sleep medication.

Needs more "shemale vids"