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| Site Title: | Jack Bauer vs. William T. Riker | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | bauervsriker.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | Mohrdikai | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2007-03-28 22:28:00 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | Insurrection / 24 Season 6 | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | Joe Darwish - The Ken Song | ||||||||||
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| Description: | The 21st Century battles for supremacy against the 24th, all because the T in William T. Riker stands for 'Terrorist'. **Due to popular demand there will be a sequel** The site is currently featured on joystiq.com, cool. | ||||||||||
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| go home and be a family man |
+11 | |||||
-11 [show comment] |
| Gotta love engrish. |
+2 | |||||
| Bauer FTW | ||||||
| I love how CTU is looking it up on gameFAQs | ||||||
| 5 for game faas. SHYOREPPA SHOOORYUKEN! | ||||||
| This... is... AWESOME! SHORYUKEN!!! |
+2 | |||||
| HADOKEN!!! |
+2 | |||||
| WHO WINS |
+3 | |||||
| The final outcome was undetermined because Riker broke the Enterprise's manual steering column™. Let that be a lesson to all to apply pressure gently when using it to play Super Nintendo. |
+18 | |||||
| KEN F*CKING WINS. Triple uppercut for life! |
+1 | |||||
| I wonder if the viewscreen is even 480i compatible | ||||||
| in a battle like this, everyone who watches wins :D
hopefully nobody picks bison in the rematch... he's got cheap moves... that stupid down and kick slide thing... lame... |
+1 | |||||
| I'm sure Riker suffered from quite a bit of a laggy connection, out in space and all :P | ||||||
| jack bauer + joystick | ||||||
| lolololololol | ||||||
| Hax | ||||||
| you make some good sh*t n*gg* | ||||||
| hahah clever | ||||||
| rofl nice editing and the song is nice too since it's English and I can understand it unlike the Japanese version which isn't bad either though =p | ||||||
| street fighter! |
+1 | |||||
| Chloe checking GameFAQs makes this absolutely priceless. |
+12 | |||||
| Agreed. Fav'd. | ||||||
| WHO THE F*CK WON? | ||||||
| Riker wins because the actor who plays him went to Penn State! |
-2 | |||||
| I still can't believe they put that joystick scene in Insurrection. | ||||||
| -1 for not putting into account that Jack Bauer is closing in on Chuck Norris. | ||||||
| You're on the right track, but he's way ahead of Norris. As it turns out, Chuck Norris doesn't compare. Jack Bauer once lost his keys, then tortured himself for half an hour until he gave up the position of the keys. Also, when his daughter Kim lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it, took it by force, and put it back. Did I mention he's a badass? |
+3 | |||||
| Pretty sure he shoulda toutured that retard last episode, he's losing his touch. dude that cut off his arm this week is rising fast. | ||||||
| Gratuitous ensign shot makes this. I don't even think you needed anything else. |
+5 | |||||
| Gratuitous Ensign Shot? | ||||||
| Gratuitous Ensign Shot. |
+6 | |||||
| Gratuitous Ensign Shot. | ||||||
| Genius | ||||||
| bleh you cut out the lyrics? | ||||||
| Yeah, I decided to take 'em out cause I wanted to make it more fight riff-like. |
+2 | |||||
| havent heard the lyrics, but i think it would be better this way anyways... lol @ "all because the T in William T. Riker stands for 'Terrorist'" | ||||||
| btw http://dl1.ffshrine.org/soundtracks/dl/836/0701ef/Street%20Fighter%20II%20~%20Sing!!/02_crimson_fist_~burning_blood~_(ken).mp3 don't use it since it would probably kill this site's rating, just wanted to share the Japanese version of what I think this guy was saying in the song you used before you cut the lyrics out :P | ||||||
| linky no worky | ||||||
| wish there was more than 5. | ||||||
| Nicely done, but needs more Dan =P | ||||||
| ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh | ||||||
| wow |
-4 | |||||
| I like the song. -2 for 24 reference. |
-1 | |||||
| joysticks... I remember those. | ||||||
| GREAT | ||||||
| No fair! Jack's got Chloe hitting up gamefaqs! |
+5 | |||||
| Has good potential, but needs an ending. | ||||||
-11 [show comment] | |||||
| Agreed... we need resolution! |
+6 | |||||
| cli·mat·ic (klī-māt'ĭk) Pronunciation Key
adj.
1. Of or relating to climate.
2. Ecology Influenced by or resulting from the prevailing climate. |
+2 | |||||
| I think you need a thermometer and a barometer to meet the high standards of Antwan Davis. You also need to throw out artistic integrity and appease the critics at all costs. Isn't that what ytmnd is all about? How can you be popular if you aren't fearful for your ratings and reputation? I just don't see any way possible. Thermometers and barometers, STAT! |
+2 | |||||
| Dear Korf41: You are a dumbass. 1 : a figure of speech in which a series of phrases or sentences is arranged in ascending order of rhetorical forcefulness
2 a : the highest point : CULMINATION b : the point of highest dramatic tension or a major turning point in the action (as of a play) c : ORGASM d : MENOPAUSE synonym see SUMMIT You looked up the wrong word. Wait- menopause? WTF | ||||||
| Dear Me: I am a dumbass. Main Entry: an·ti·cli·max
Pronunciation: -'klI-"maks
Function: noun
1 : the usually sudden transition in discourse from a significant idea to a trivial or ludicrous idea; also : an instance of this transition
2 : an event, period, or outcome that is strikingly less important or dramatic than expected | ||||||
| I don't think it needs a climax, and apparently neither does AntwanDavis. | ||||||
| Agreed, I was excited and now I feel let down. | ||||||
| Aaaand another dumbass reply from Antwan. Also, I think the climate in this YTMND is just perfect. Go go Mohrdikai! | ||||||
| That's what she said | ||||||
| you sir are a f*ckbag,you've never made a ytmnd so you have no right to down vote. | ||||||
| you win, sir! |
+2 | |||||
| haha. nice. | ||||||
| The stuff dreams are made of... | ||||||
| +4 for everything -1 for not doing the full match!! | ||||||
| In the future joysticks will be able to retract and extend based on your needs!? AWESOME! | ||||||
| Words fail to describe the awesomeness | ||||||
| screw it, i keep avoiding viewing jack bauer ytmnds and I had to face my fears. | ||||||
| not funny. and 24 sucks. |
-9 | |||||
| I hate street fighter. |
-1 | |||||
| aww wow...another ridiculously awesome ytmnd | ||||||
| make it longerrrrr | ||||||
| I knew something would be made, just thought it would've been within the week. Still waiting for BF2 / Microsoft flight Sim version. | ||||||
| GOD LIKE | ||||||
| I guess this was inevitable considering how obvious it was to anyone who watched that episode. Riker = massive hilarity wow LOLOL. I'll be generous and give you some praise for the gratuitous ensign shot, though. | ||||||
| Riker should win. | ||||||
| nice. | ||||||
| Realize your Ken | ||||||
| 5'd for Chloe on Gamefaqs. | ||||||
| Awesome! | ||||||
| hah! | ||||||
| 5 for street fighter | ||||||
| IKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | ||||||
| eh. I just don't like it. | ||||||
| Cool. Also hot ensign! | ||||||
| Why do I have a bad feeling this could spawn a bunch of fads where they then start playing Mortal Kombat, Battlefield, Tekken, etc...? | ||||||
| awesome audio loop 5'd | ||||||
| HADOKEN!!! | ||||||
| Really well made! Shame there wasn't really a funny moment in it... | ||||||
| Well made, and 5'd for Street Fighter, although I'd like to know how anyone plays with a flight stick. | ||||||
| :D | ||||||
| Needs an ending | ||||||
| winner. | ||||||
| This is actually an awesome edit but really needs an ending and then I'll five. | ||||||
| lol, gamefaqs, nice touch |
+1 | |||||
| How do you play SFII with that thing. | ||||||
| Chloe on GameFAQs, brilliant. | ||||||
| It stands for Thomas, dumbass. | ||||||
| This is ridiculous. I love it! | ||||||
| amazing? | ||||||
| Jeeze, Top Viewed today is stacked | ||||||
| If Riker had his beard he might stand a chance. Shaved Riker is powerless! |
+5 | |||||
| i'd like to second that notion |
+3 | |||||
| Agreed also horse dick |
+1 | |||||
| NICE edits! | ||||||
| sweet music | ||||||
| Fraking amazing! | ||||||
| Jack Bauer awoke from death. (His heartbeat stopped) in which he proceeded to kill 10 people, find a cell phone, call CTA and then bang a hot lady. Jack Wins. |
-1 | |||||
| If that's true, why does he need Chloe hitting up Gamef*gs??? |
-1 | |||||
| ctu *ssh*le | ||||||
| A WINNAR IS YOU. And Riker. | ||||||
| FIVE FOR THE KEN SONG! | ||||||
| 5'd for Chloe on GameFaqs | ||||||
| needs an ending | ||||||
| gamefaqs lmao :D | ||||||
| WHO WINS!? | ||||||
| Amazing, but you need a conclusion, jack needs to win. |
-2 | |||||
| Now way, Riker kicks ass...Jack Bauer is just a lame piece of sh*t who really needs to be shot | ||||||
| Riker would pwn Bauer at anything. | ||||||
| Riker has no beard therefore his power is deminished. | ||||||
| Riker pwns. | ||||||
| Thats awesome. 5'd and fav'd | ||||||
| Oh my God... Made my night. Awesome that she checks gamefaqs. | ||||||
| The person on the side checking gamefaqs is but one component of awesomeness this ytmnd has. | ||||||
| best ytmnd since wtf its a dinosuar. | ||||||
| HADOKEN!!! | ||||||
| I installed one in my car. | ||||||
| hahahah great concept. | ||||||
| Best thing I have seen in a while... | ||||||
| Its ok, not long enough and needs more Bauerisms. And why isnt he killing a terrorist? | ||||||
| This just might be the best YTMND of all time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||||||
| You Win! | ||||||
| super good | ||||||
| this is sweet | ||||||
| That's awesome! | ||||||
| Needs YOGA FLAME!!!! :) | ||||||
| Jack Bauer is going to kick Riker's *ss so.....HARD!!!! That the next Bison wannabe......is gonna feel it.
Besides everyone knows Bauer would be Guile. | ||||||
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| the split screen w/ Chloe on GameFAQs makes it, i would have used a diff song though | ||||||
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| That joystick thing was the lamest crap ever pulled in a Star Trek movie. | ||||||
| Awesome job, Mohrdikai, but I've gotta ask: Who's playing Ryu and who's playing Ken? | ||||||
| Bauer's got Ryu. Riker is Ken. | ||||||
| He always managed a way to destroy the Enterprises. | ||||||
| 5 stars for having CTU cross-reference gamefaqs.com! | ||||||
| A follow-up is the works, but it will be a separate site- can't fit anymore in this one without sacrificing a good chunk of quality. | ||||||
| http://sexyxoxox.ytmnd.com/ |
-3 | |||||
| This is a motherf*cking masterpiece | ||||||
| i was picking my toenails when i clicked this. | ||||||
| Loved it, I really would have liked to see the battle continue however, perhaps a sequel to finish the battle? | ||||||
| hey your site is featured on joystiq.com ^___^ cool |
+2 | |||||
| HOLY SH*T! |
+2 | |||||
| I'll second that exclimation. | ||||||
| hottest ensign evar |
+1 | |||||
| You get FREAKIN' 5'd! for having Chloe help Jack by looking up GameFAQS. LOL! | ||||||
| Wow, I really like this song. Also, I lol'd at "Gratuitous Ensign Shot." | ||||||
| wow. i really dont know who to vote for :0 | ||||||
| 5'd for 24. $100 on Bauer | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| Oh... my... gah! |
+2 | |||||
| Sweet!
Wish it were longer though.
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| Oh, and Riker with no beard looks like Roger Moore O.o | ||||||
| gamefaq's? ensign shots? true arcade action?
well played sir | ||||||
| This is made of win. Good job. Five red stars for you. | ||||||
| This site is made of awesome and win! | ||||||
| i bet you riker runs out of quarters | ||||||
| my only suggestion is more shots of the in-game footage - but still pretty damn great | ||||||
| FLAWLESS!! | ||||||
| wow - this is pure goodliness | ||||||
| Victory is nothing, the fight is everything!! F*cking awesome - Star Trek + 24 + Street Fighter II! Fived even before it loaded, FAV'd after I actually saw it! My prediction: "Terrorists win"! | ||||||
| THANK YOU! I've been waiting for someone more talented/patient than me to YTMND this 24 clip. Someone have him play Starfox next! |
+3 | |||||
| Chloe: Jack! Do a Barrel Roll! |
+2 | |||||
| Jack: How exactly do I do THAT? |
+1 | |||||
| Chloe: Press Z or R Twice! |
+1 | |||||
| badass | ||||||
| That's some godlike editing right there. | ||||||
| Nice, would've liked it to be a bit longer, though. | ||||||
| Nice music :D Quality is great :D | ||||||
| This rules! Awesome idea, and kickass music. | ||||||
| oops, forgot to vote. There we go. :) | ||||||
| Had to 5 this for the split screen Chloe looks on GameFAQs shot. Well played. | ||||||
| A, HAHA nice | ||||||
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| Brilliant combination of similar scenes. Personally I think it's better you didn't have a resolution, since that might have dragged out the joke. I have to ask, though... where on Earth did you come up with this idea? | ||||||
| MOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR | ||||||
| good | ||||||
| LOL! Does that say Fox 28 in the corner of the 24 shots? Where the hell are you from? | ||||||
| Go Riker! Kick that f*ckheads ass! | ||||||
| O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD | ||||||
| winner. | ||||||
| I LOVE THIS SONG! BONUS! | ||||||
| thats pretty sweet stuff | ||||||
| Ryu > Ken | ||||||
| SONIC BOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM | ||||||
| lol, go riker! | ||||||
| Hmm, the battle of the century. Or rather, millennium since those guys are from different centuries.
Nice GIF and music loop. 5'd. | ||||||
| Ignore the sound loop part since I wasn't paying attention and didn't know it was a long chunk of the song, not just a small bit looping. Still nice nonetheless. | ||||||
| OMG 3mb .gif. You're trying to break YTMND! @_@ | ||||||
| (And people wonder why there's no ending) | ||||||
| I wish max would let us host things ourselves...I've got a manged server that would let me do a OMG WTF length movie. | ||||||
| awesome | ||||||
| rofl | ||||||
| This is the most epic thing I have ever seen. | ||||||
| that has to be the worst over of kens stage theme ive ever heard |
-1 | |||||
| Epic music. | ||||||
| Lighting could be changed a little, but 5 for Street Fighter and 5 for distracting Bauer long enough for me to gtfo | ||||||
| good, but it lacked the epicness, imo | ||||||
| This is epic.... | ||||||
| I'll withold a vote till I see Riker win (in other words, if (winner=="riker){vote=5nFAV} else vote=1; lol :) actually it'll be 5 if riker wins, 3 if he loses because this was very well done. | ||||||
| MY CODE IS BORKED | ||||||
| ...broked...damn typos. | ||||||
| hell yea 24 ftw | ||||||
| This is basically the coolest thing I could have possibly asked for. | ||||||
| You win | ||||||
| almost missed chloe checking Gamefaqs for him | ||||||
| That little scene alone is why this gets a 5. | ||||||
| This is why I keep coming back to YTMND. Good choice of music, great editing, and a cool theme. FAV'd | ||||||
| 5'd for a cool song, and for Star Trek. | ||||||
| 5'd for gamefaqs. | ||||||
| Something good! | ||||||
| That's pretty funny AND clever | ||||||
| This ytmnd owns. It's as simple as that. | ||||||
| 5'd for competing cinematic styles and for Chloe checking GameFAQs. | ||||||
| Do a dragon punch! | ||||||
| Riker gonna win dis bitch. | ||||||
| I agree with the people talking about Starfox. | ||||||
| I like it | ||||||
| hahaha this is the best site i've seen in a while | ||||||
| the gamefaqs in the background made it a 7, but i can only give 5's :( | ||||||
| Oh god loving the music. |
-1 | |||||
| Sweet! What program did you use to make the gif? | ||||||
| After Effects for the animation, Image Ready for the final gif. | ||||||
| awesome
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| Fighting game joysticks don't have triggers. 4 anyways though. | ||||||
| lol! gamefaqs was a nice touch | ||||||
| Beautiful! I only wish it had more footage. Everything is practically seamless and that instrumental Ken theme is awesome. I don't care if fighting games don't use joysticks, this was just too good not to create. | ||||||
| I was going originally going to go with Mario Kart because it seemed more believable on a flight joystick. Starfox was also considered. But my mind drifted to Street Fighter and I remembered this music track so I went with it. | ||||||
| bauers a damn cheater | ||||||
| YHIS IS DOWN-RIGHT AWESOME! | ||||||
| Chloe checking GameFAQs made me laugh out loud, and earned you an instant 5. "Manual Steering Column™" in the keywords also elicited a chuckle. | ||||||
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| why does this music evoke the sentiment of an 80s action movie soundtrack? ala top gun | ||||||
| this could only be made better if it were a little longer | ||||||
| I don't know if anyone noticed, but after Chloe checks gamefaqs, Jack performs a Hadoken with Ryu. | ||||||
| zomg schfive | ||||||
| I don't watch 24, but I feel life I should now. He was using the same f*cking joystick I used to have for the NES. He stole my P1ZZA! | ||||||
| mmm, on second glance it's not exactly the same, it's missing one button on the top, my bad. NVM, BRB FBI. | ||||||
| God damn, the gamefaqs part made me laugh quite a bit. | ||||||
| Pretty good | ||||||
| Awesome. | ||||||
| this site was made by god. you owe him $8 in royalties. genius! AMEN. | ||||||
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