Oh wow, best 5 I've ever given. This game is AMAZING!

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2nd

30th

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SPOILER: THE FINAL BOSS IS catonakeyboardinspace!!!

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that's only if you don't get the 100% completion ending. i'm not spoiling who the true final boss is.

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No, The final boss is not catonakeyboardinspace. I won't tell you what it is.

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You're right, because catinakeyboardinspace is what you see when you die... I'll redeem myself by leaking a screenshot of when you die in this game... http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/6691/youdiedqp7.jpg

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From what I can tell, you aren't even halfway through the game. As for the continue screen, I added that little touch this morning.

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I finnally activated the grand coalition bonus!

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OMG I love the Epic level.

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Whoa, that's actually pretty good. Can you get past the 2nd part without the cheat codes?

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You have to feed n*gg* beans and cornbread, and while he's distracted, you can get your bike back.

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awesome game, I love playing as brian peppers.

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OMG!

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goddamn man... how long did you spend on this?

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Wow, where did you learn such great programming skills?

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I'm close to beating it, level 5 made me rofl

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um yeah...why don't you just host it somewhere yourself instead of making people dl it?

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That's a good idea. I'll link a host.

Definitely worth it.

F*cking Great game. I'm stuck on the last level, though. It's a bitch!

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I fell for it. Thankfully, it's more awesome than any game could ever be.

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The game is high quality.

HELLO

LOL

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TIP: If you to past the statue on level 1, there's a secret Gay Fuel item that makes the rest of the game much easier.

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BEST GAME EVER

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I still can't get past Michael Wolfson, the Level 3 Boss.

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HOLY SH*T that was fun!

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Oh, BTW, the Joshcube bonus level was GENIUS!

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how do you get to that one?

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oh wait nm, got it

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whoa that was cool, jeez how long did it take you to make this!

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God damn, how do I play?? It's downloaded, but it won't run :'(

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You could start by running to the Room of the Three Gargoyles. Push in the right tongue, and a door might lead you down a staircase into the Wall Climb. Here you must choose your next path. You could race up to the Observatory, spin the sundial, and pass into the Room of the Golden Idols. Once there, push down on their bases to release the doors. That may take you below or lead you into the Shrine of the Silver Monkey. Assemble the Statue there, and you may be headed for the Torch Room. If the elevator is

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Open in firefox

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noob

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up, you could jump in the elevator and descend into the Mine Shaft. Next, you could climb up the ladder or plow through the stone wall. Find the key, and it may unlock the Tombs of the Ancient Kings, allowing you to enter the Swamp. If you escape, you might have a chance to sit upon the Throne of the Pretender. If the correct door is unlocked, you could crawl through the Pit of Despair and, finally, make your way through the Cave of Size and back to the Temple Gates. The choices are yours and yours alone.

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GOOD LUCK.

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lol gamekid

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open with???

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haha great

some images of the game would be nice for the YTMND

That would spoil it though. It'd be like seeing the bride before a wedding.

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OMG the Raptor Jesus Moskau was pure GOLD.

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one of the best games ever invented ever

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impressive work

lol

Nevermind, you have to actually play the game to understand it, screens wouldn't do it justice and it doesn't make since with the animations like that

I like how you made Captain Jean Luc Picard's attack power greater than Batman's, but why did you give Batman more mana?

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Batman has more mana because of the ULEALUEAUEALELULAEUALUELA chant. Don't forget to set Picard's phaser off of "Stun" though.

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i cant stop laughing at the joshcube bonus levels, so genius.

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How do you beat level 2? Other than that, GREAT game!

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You have to find the hidden transport to the Secret Nazi Forest and cut down the trees that make the swastika pattern.

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how do you get past bah!!!??? she is too fast

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:(

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So what happens if you don't perform the epic Geordie maneuver correctly? Do you loose or does it just change the course of the game so you can't play as Geordie anymore? I really think this is good enough for Max to host.

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No. Geordie is a major storyline character, so his death in-game won't make him unplayable. But if a character such as Nintendo 64 Kid is killed, he's gone for good.

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I don't know how you did it, it's almost like you actually managed to get Sean Connery to do the voice work!

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I think he just brilliantly edited clips of Sean voice...

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Incredible

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How do I get past the boss in level 3? Did I not pick something up in level 2?

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you have to buy a picture of Stephanie from the Lazy Town shop to gain your skeet skeet ability which is the only attack that does anything to the boss, still it's very hard but if you defeat it in 2:35 or less you get to skeet on the real Stephanie!

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HOF this now max

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sweet game, you should add a high score function

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Hey all! You can press UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A START to enter max mode, in which you have unlimited hp and magic, know every spell, and cannot die, ever.

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even in stage 11, where the raging scientologists attack you with boiling water and starvation magic.

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Actually you can skip the scientologist level altogether if you skeet on the real Stephaine after the level three boss but you have to complete it in under 2:35...

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LOL DON'T choose the UNLIMITED HEALTH option that Bush let's you have, you'll have to play the lemon party game to escape...

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i fell for that trap the first time.

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OMG SAME!!

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YES YES

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The NEDM flight sim in level 9 was f*cking brilliant. I don't know how you did it, but dear God I love it.

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I fell for a trap.

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Okay can anybody tell me how I can get the TCBCR to to happycat before I get thwomp'd? I can't get past that part, and it's pissing me off.

You have to get the Ugoff powerup at the beginning of the level to make you hungry enough to eat the Thwomp

Will do you have your bike still or did the n*gg*r steal it? You have to fight Ronald to earn the LOL Car...

This is all without question, you have to collect 599 US dollars before kaz hiari does or you can't get beyond this point.

I saw this coming a mile away

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yeah, i thought this was going to be some april fools joke. boy, was i proven wrong. BEST GAEM MADE EVAR.

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how did i not see that coming...lol

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that DR L337 hot c0ff3 mod was f*cking great

That doesn't exist, silly. But I can implement it within the hour.

OMFG, I got a high score of OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111oneoneoneleventy

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holy crap

Wow! More positive of reception than I could've imagined. I have been working on this since Summer of 2006 though.

I can imagine how this masterpiece can take almost a year to complete.

is that kenny loggins?

Execution is flawless.

Needs a password function.

lol i fell for the trap

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lolol

lolololol

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very funny *ssh*le

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Holy Sh*t! I've been waiting for a YTMND game for so long, I didn't expect the first one to be this awesome! The scope of this is... EPIC! There is so much potential for further greatness, too. My favorite part was the Brian Peppers part, but man, it's so hard to even say that because everything was just so awesome. 5 STARS, YOU WIN EVERYTHING!

I listened to the whole thing.

Oh man I can't believe how f*cking sweet this is! AWESOME!!! 5 stars.

WTF how do you get past nedry at the end of level 5?! WHAT THE HELL IS THE MAGIC WORD?!

Here's a tip everyone: Give Happycat the Fishbiscuit item, and he'll reward you with a fourth level of fire magic, which is named teksoqp.

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How long did you spend making this game!? You could sell it!

You gotta make it easier man, wayyy to hard at this point

The NEDM boss in level 5 is way too hard for me =( I always use my P1ZZ4 spells but they don't do anything. Could anyone help?

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I'll upload a walkthrough and all of the cheats later.

YES!

F*cking brilliant.

btw this is waaaay better than smoothmedia's ytmnd game

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Anything endorsed by the users on this page must be cute and fun and cuddly!!!

damnit how do i beat the nedm cat in Cosby's Castle? is there some sort of fire extinguisher i'm missing?

You must've missed an upgrade for the Sacred Stapler item. There's an ice upgrade for it that you need.

ok i got it. you just have to give milton the salt-free margarita and he'll let you pass. thanks.

April Fools' f*cking sucks.

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At least the game rules.

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needs leaderboards

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I fell for the trap

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Are you not supposed to be able to get through the gates before she poops from there and blocks your path? I can't seem to get there quick enough. I mean, I DID find the alternate route through the YesYes canals but I just wasn't sure.

You need to go back in time with your own weapons. She'll still be there, so your safety isn't guranteed.

But I've only done that once before.

April Fools, got you!

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its a trap!

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Well, thank you for ruining it, *ssh*le.

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Epic

Sorry the deal ends when I click on the site. So i'm grading you on the site alone. 1

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you're missing out.

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And missing the point.

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And missing your bus. Run.

LOL THIS GAME ROCKS

Best game since...Riiiidge Raceeer

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YES! lololol

Also in case anyone is stuck on level 4 like I was at first, when you play as Kirk, you can hold down the right mouse button to charge your KHAN scream, but don't wait too long or Khan will kill you with his Universal Armageddon attack

You have to charge it?! I just died there over and over.

I already got rapid-KHAN-fire and made it to ceti alpha five.

This game was awesome!

It's not April 1st anymore!!! Gawsh, I'm having a heart attack.

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holy dumb f*ck

I like the free roaming, can I get this on Wii?

lame

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What the? N*gg* stole my Yiddish Cup, just outside the Shrine of the Silver Monkey... how do I get it back???

Funnest game ever

I just got Bel-Air'd

Gay.

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I got to level 59...because I'm Japanese.

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Bullsh*t. There are 22 levels and 3 bonus Joshcube levels. Stop making a bunch of sh*t up.

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You guys haven't even decided what genre it is... but most of this makes it seem like it's an adventure/lame puzzles game.

I didn't see the last part of the url and copied http://media.putfile.com/YTMND , which is also pretty funny.

Meh, that was okay...

Oy, you got me.

This game KICKS ASS

It took FOREVER to beat Ugoff.Damn he was hungry!!

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I beat the whole game in just 30 seconds. I'm good!

The game wouldn't come up, you fail...

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Is polend in this?

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Joke's on you guys, I'm actually working on a game for YTMND. http://bullethell.ytmnd.com/

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DUDE

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o no u di-int

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I made it through Great Britain, Australia, and the United States. This is a Grand Coalition.

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f*ck off f*ggot

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april fools

You have to deliver the Sacred Stapler item to Milton. After that, a battle will start. Help Milton fight off Bill Lumberg, and Milton gives you his Sacred Stapler, which you can use to bust through that wall. You'll notice other walls like that around the game that hide secrets that the Sacred Stapler can break.

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