i did that once...

-3

HERE WAS ME THINKING THIS WAS A TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES site...only i find out it's a turtle head finding a new home in some plant pot

+1

YOU WIN, PLEASE TAKE A DUMP ON MY FACE.

No!

i will only if u open ur mouth u nasty peice of crap

Thats nasty

SHUT UP, N*GG*R.

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heroes in a half-shell

Zeros in a nutshell, native power.

I'm like an eight native. I sh*t in potted plants all the time.

+1

OMFG Crazy *ss Indians!!!11!!!1!

poop

(0)hi la la traL!

But I poop from there

+2

i'll five this site for this comment lol

Native Americans need to go back to their own country...... Ohh wait.....

+7

i love you

Whoa, thats the funniest thing ive seen today.

Natives FTL!

hahaha!!!!lol!

you meanie.

That Indian was sexy.

F*CKING SPIC

Do me a favor and toss a Cowabunga on the end please.

+1

needs scatman music

+2

i farted in synchrony with the indian dude

He better mark that plant before the cracKKKers steal that too...

This is actually taken from a security camera in Winnipeg Square office complex in Winnipeg Manitoba. It's my home town. I'm pretty tolerant of the rampant racism on YTMND but this crosses the line for me. It's not something to be made fun of.

And no, I'm not the guy sh*tting in the planter.

-3

^ He did it

+6

Do you honestly believe that the man on the video owns or even knows how to operate a computer?

+5

HAHAHAHA THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT EVER! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!! It's not funny, it's just a man pooping in a public place.

+4

Asking white males to avoid racism is like asking a black man to stop eating fried chicken.

+13

^^ so funny I almost vomited

+7

hey einrobstein, GET OFF UR SOAPBOX K? no one cares

How can you feel sorry for a bunch of ignorant savages that died when civilised people sneezed on them? Seriously, they should just be relegated to the Curiousities of History section of museums, and be done with it. All Natives do is ensure continued employment in the prison industry, and blacks and spics do that job better anyways.

+3

This just makes sense

Finally a good site, Christ.

can't we all agree that sh*tting, anywhere besides a bathroom, is hillarious

+3

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

hopeless indians

wtf was wrong with the public restroom?

wow, I was actually going to say, the first time I saw this, "that must be Winnipeg." then just now I looked at the image source. awesome!

oh and SPIRITED ENERGY!

awesome domain grab

holy crap this is stupid/funneee

I think it's awesome that http://native.ytmnd.com is this site.

what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

I can't believe anyone who wasn't on jackass would do that. What the f*ck?

Come on.... we have all been there. You know you when ya got one knocking at the door and you can't find a head but of course there are a million cops and security cams around. Hell I take a sh*t in a public flower pot at least once a week.

lol f*ck all you n*gg*rs who hate racism .... f*ck n*gg*rs f*ck spics f*ck everybody .. lets do this f*ggot!

+3

While that was disgusting of him, why does this have to be about all natives?

it's kind of a Winnipeg inside joke. and if natives don't like these stereotypes, it's up to them to do something about it, not us.

wow that really made me laugh.

WTF YOU CANT DO THAT IN REAL LIFE THIS GUY BELONGS IN JAIL

Squatting Dog take poompum in white man's plant.

+3

Funniest ytmnd ive seen today.

Also,Lose the acronym.

-2

I was wondering why this was getting so many hits. Ambulo gets 20 spirited energy points and learns dual wield hatchets.

Lol.. this page reminds me of a guy who we called chief triple 7... man i hate natives... good show.. if you could you should have a tear come out of his eye either from strain or that he is "littering"

F*ck this sh*t.

-3

Seriously...alot of users I usually have a similar sense of humor with seem to love this...I don't get it..its not very funny, its overly racist....I mean im pretty tolerant of racism in humor but geez, i might have given this a 3 if not for the creators racist rhetoric. (and the fact i am part Cherokee, lol) Well, whatever, I just think the joke isn't even that funny.

+1

So your opinion is biased and I touched a nerve? How about you tell me where your sweat lodge is and we can talk about it.

-1

Locke5: this YTMND is all about presentation. this is a video that most people in Winnipeg had seen on YouTube, and was making a great deal of circulation on the internet and net-based Winnipeg communities. I had seen it before. the fact of the matter is that Timaeus presents it wonderfully, providing a musical backdrop with a crescendo that coincides with the dirty deed itself. the "please stand by," accompanied by the musical introduction to "Return to Innocence," make it so that...

... even people such as myself, who are already familiar with the video, aren't automatically cued off to its content. Once the video starts, it's just a short delay before the music kicks into full gear (either as he sits down, or a little after he's sitting down). for me, the instrumental kicks in just after he's comfortable, to give the impression that it's coming along with him actually beginning to poop. at this point, the cat's out of the bag, but the fart noises add another chuckle or two.

so IN CONCLUSION, this YTMND might be racist but it's a great YTMND, which is very well thought-out and beautifully executed. it's also much, much funnier than the video itself is on its own, with the added irony of the beautiful "noble savage" music and image of the Indian chief in the headdress on the "stand by" screen. that's what truly makes this site a success.

I respectfully disagree, ambulo. And no, timaeus, you didn't touch a nerve. I would definately vote 5 on a site making fun of American Indians if it was very funny. I don't think this is funny.

+1

Because you're biased and I touched a nerve. It would be imposible for this site to humour you as it captivates the raw essence of the native people and in turn you yourself. No one cares about you or your biased opinions, injun.

-1

Why don't you go shove some Sacagawea dollars up your ass, Native lover. Since you're obviously coprophilic, I can only imagine that it stems from your intense love of Natives. Tell me, do you like the lick the Blackfoot or just get some Cree in the crack?

Didn't Sacash*tpee betray her own people and aid the white man in his expansion of the western United States? HAHAHA!!!

-1

Also, Sacaweewee.

-1

You didnt strike a nerve, I just think that if a site is racist it had better be REALLY funny, and this isn't, and I really don't get the high rating. Besides, Im like 1/16th Cherokee and 15/16 white, so whatever. And I'm not a drop out, I have a degree.

+1

White isn't a race of Human assgnome. And this site is really funny. Just not to you. Hence the rating. Hence the favorites. Hence the hits. Hence the sponsorship. It's all in front of you but you don't see it. Because there's too much peace-pipe smoke in your face ya damn hippy!

-1

I feel bad for laughing now

TRULY CANADIAN

+3

I hate how they try to sell stupid people their "HOLISTIC MEDICINE." "DREAM CATCHERS" never caught more than dust!

+2

I still don't see how this ytmnd itself is racist. It's a video of a native American taking a sh*t in a flower pot. It's what they do. They are filthy people who ruin the neighbourhoods they move into. If there is racism in the doing, it is not I. Perhaps the fact that 99% of natives disregard and disrespect the other hundreds of cultures here and think they are owed something. Maybe their ancestors are owed something. But descendants are NOT!

-2

The reason they are owed something, is because the made legally binding treaties with the governments of the United States and Canada giving them certain things.

+1

Their ansestors did. How many treaties and agreements have been made and vanished during the past 10000 years? Things change. Time to get the fÜck over yourselves.

-2

Say your great-grandparents' long-lost wealth is finally unearthed. Should you be denied inheritance for ANY reason?

+1

its not racist, you pretentious f*ck, but, your comments are. either way, your a peice sh*t, and I'll enjoy my free sh*t even more now.

+1

As the old saying goes, "Finders keepers." Btw... I'm 1/10th tax payer leech! GIB ITAMZ!

-1

How can you be 1/10th something? You can be 1/2 something, 1/4, 1/8, 1/16, but I am pretty sure you can't be 1/10th something.

+1

That was part of my point. Lost on you of course because you probably dropped out of school so you could pick up your welfare cheques full time.

-1

probabally, right? since..you know real indians don't have the internet...much less afford a quad-core processor...

+1

Vote changed to 1 on behalf of you just being a total f*ckhead.

+1

Yes, I am sure not one single native owns a government bought computer... Anywhere. Instead of flashing your e-peen and pretending to own expensive equipment, how about you get a job and feed your 13 children.

-1

ok...is your mom single? because, I think I have an opening in sched..for pig f*cking this thursday.

+1

What does that even mean?

-1

it means, you can say whatever you want. Because, your safe behind your screen..actually dude. on serious note..you wanna see what our people are really into? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T5yMoKOiNo

+1

Why should not have to give them money? They had their chance to peacefully go to reservation, instead they refused and killed thousands of innocent settlers. America was going to expand no matter what, they should of prepared for it. They think the world revolves around them. Oops too bad. They are also not natives since they all came over from the land bridge . The Government also didn't illegaly take their land since they had no legal rights to their land in the first place

-1

hay gais? I'm enjoying your tax monies.. can you stop me? lulzors

If they didn't want him to sh*t there then why have a potted plant?

Nice work and all... But I have a feeling if this was a black dude, it would be f*cking beans and cornbread playing in the background. That kind of sh*t is just lame.

+1

For further clarification, it's the fact that you think it's totally fitting to play traditional native american music over a clip of a guy (who happens to be native american) doing something stupid. Very deep.

+1

exactly...is there gonna now be a new stupid fad of people f*cking playing that music to indians doing stupid things?

+1

LOL, yeah, this is "traditional native american music"

-1

You know exactly what I mean, douche

+1

OMG SO AWESOME

Awesome. Winnipeg, we got indians.

+1

f*ck you, im native and this offends.

+1

I love how every suburban white person claims to be part indian,gimme a f*cking break.

Timaeus may or may not wake up to find a tomahawk lodged in his chest sometime soon, but for what it's worth, my friend is half-sioux and she laughed at this.

if you're using a computer, you're not part of the demographic at hand

So? Natives are offensive. They all need to get POCAHONTAS'D; to be raped by a bunch of white guys and be a sideshow attraction for European nobles to throw peanuts on before dying of influenza.

That's what the bathrooms are like in their casinos

lol, that statement is more funny than this site.

+2

In case you don´t know, that´s the "Jubilant Drinking Song" chant from aboriginal Taiwanese. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Return_To_Innocence

Man you North Americans are lucky you have civilized natives, our abbos here would have just gone in the middle of the complex floor.......!!111 haha, nah.. but yeah..

+2

No creativity besides copying a video, and ridiculous racism = 1 star. If I wanted to watch a f*cking video I'd go to Ebaums world.

+1

Then you'd be watching 5 minutes or more of nothing happening on the security camera and have no audio. This way, you've seen it, it was short and to the point, it had some relative audio, and some fart noises for humour. I guess you missed the point of YTMND you douchebag.

what about http://heysismorerootbeer.ytmnd.com/? and that's in your favourites

oh, Oh, OH!!!

-1

I live just north of winnepeg... Oh sh*t!

Five stars, LOL "native" americans

I wasn't aware that Natives were smart enough to get through revolving doors, so I'm not surprised that they can't tell a random pot from the shrub they drink Varsol behind which doubles as a home for them.

That's not entirely fair. Many of them live in government housing.

-1

Many of them also call a kerosene and Benadryl c*cktail a 'hearty meal'.

US army>RED skinned dirt worshippers.

I can't condone this racism

Racism is tremendously magnificent.

As a Native who doesn't live on a reserve, is making something of himself, and isn't a drunk, I can say that you seem to love blanket statements. But this was still incredibly funny. Congratulations. I liked it alot less after you said a bunch of racist sh*t, though.

Clearly there are holes in every blanket. However, the majority are snuggled up nice and warm within a stereotype. People are always saying stereotypes are bad. Not because stereotypes are incorrect, but because stereotypes reveal a sects overall true nature and that bothers members within said sect. Tell me, do you receive any benefits a white person would not receive?

-1

Raphael is Cool but Rude

Gimme a break.

Michaelangelo is a party dude!

No Ninja Turtles reference, fail.

+1

I agree, WTF!

I'm part native and I don't appriciate you making fun of my people like this, you fail at life.

lol

Either you are being a jackass on purpose to get a reaction....in which case I say bravo, or you are a complete waste of sperm and eggs. I haven't decided which yet.

+1

Damn this video. I walk right past that plant all the damn time.

nsfw'd! I want my money back.

No sh*t, heh? How the hell is this nsfw? F*cking bunch of n*gg*r pussies.

-4

You should get your money back since its NSFW,but that would make you an indian giver.

+2

best comment ever, shut up indians!

this is a good site but you seem like an *ssh*le

+1

changing to one because i read a few more of your comments

+1

So your basing your vote of my site on the fact that the creator may or may not be an *ssh*le? This is why YTMND has pure sh*t on the front page and all the good stuff gets pushed back under the decaying semen that is people and sites like yourself. N*gg*r.

-1

Not Even Native Music

lol im from winnipeg, there is no such place as Winnipeg Square Office Complex, this is the polo park mall i think. anyway great idea!

It's the concourse under Canwest Global Place, about a hundred feet away from Winnipeg Square. Where the TD Bank is.

Yes, this is in winnipeg square as Dasyati pointed out. Anybody that lives in Winnipeg knows that you can't say "indian" without putting "F*cking" infront of it. F*cking indians.

Blue text sunk the vote.

+1

5'd for farts

he's not indian. he's more like a mexican hybrid. indians can't grow facial hair. learn to distinguish between races.

-3

Mexicans, Natives... They're all inferior in the eyes of intelligent men, women, and Jesus Christs.

http://spiritedenergy.ytmnd.com/ ^ I think that one of these guys is the same guy in the vid.

Winnipeg represent! This is just a typical day in downtown Winnipeg. Good ol' indians.

+1

That was just a horrible thing to watch.

sh*t happens.

i lold

1'd for keyword spam and racism/inside jokes, whichever you prefer.

This is the reason why I'm scared of natives.

fart noises = 1

actually it's -4 because you only have 1 star up thar sir, gg kthxbi

For Americans not in the know, it's pretty f*cked up here in Canada. Natives get tax exemptions, free land, award ceremonies dedicated to only their race (LOL WHO'S RACIST NOW, BITCH), etc. For all they've gained they still sit on reserves huffing gasoline and being alcoholics. You think anyone in Canada cares that they're Native? Think anyone is going to discriminate against them if they actually tried doing some hard work, going through college to get good jobs? No one gives a f*ck! Less QQ plz

Hardworking and productive Natives are so rare that you just think that they're Filipinos that bathed when you see them.

I care. Why should they have access to the same education and employment as me if they are getting free money. I figured we paid to keep them out of our f*cking cities. But they are f*cking everywhere. Driving up house prices because they don't want to live in teepees. F*ck them! They are paid to live on their land not in a comfortable home with access to our doctors. WHITE MAN EVIL!!! STAY THE F*CK AWAY!!!!

-1

First off over 79% of all natives(in Canada) live off reserve which means they do NOT get the benefits for government funding. You know why? Because all that "Free land" is sh*t thats why. Try going to the rez yourself or checking the paper. Just look at Kashechewan two years back when they needed to evacuate the entire population because of a contaminated water supply. Another thing, you can tighten up unemployment insurance all you like but people still gotta live.

+1

A fundamental rule of nature I personally agree with 100%, adapt or disappear. All species have their time, however, as humans, we SHOULD have the intelligence to adapt to change. Change is a part of life. We are evolving as a species and natives are being left behind because they want to be left behind. All you have to do is look at the facial features of a native American to see they belong somewhere in the past as a partially forgotten memory of what was. Progress hurts, deal with it or die in isolation.

-1

First off, stop thinking of us as just Indians, these are human lives here. Thousands of people with traditions that date back thousands of years. Dont you have a heritage you pride yourself in? Dont you have beliefs you cherish? You can't expect people to just bow down to genocide.

+1

I have no traditions because tradition is for weak minded, superstitious, dark-aged cults. My comments are the exact opposite of thinking of natives as only natives. I tried my best to include them into the rest of the human gene-pool, but they and yourself are making it very difficult.

-1

Well-made I guess but the racism in the comments outweighs the funny.

OP please ignore these trolls

Someone tell Max his new featured users list is a bunch of fad-making spam-tards. I wish the front page templates actually worked properly. Anyone stupid enough to click on anything in that box o' douche deserves what they get. STOP MAKING NEW FEATURES!!!

-1

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

^ All you dying in a sewer fire and no... you... not... dying in a sewer fire makes ytmnd a better site.

You post that on every ytmnd. Is commenting the same comment a full-time job for you? I guess you could say, "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy."

Bitch.

when has ytmnd ever been about social sensitivity? grow a f*cking funny bone, you P.C. *ssh*les.

-1

upvoted

Try waves of disease, alchohol, sexually deviant priests, residential shcools, and internal aswell as external assimilation. It seems everything just got f*cked up after Colombus came over. You can't begin to imagine what my people have been through, you'd rather sit back and watch an entire race of people suffer. I'm all for decent racist jokes and all but your rants just piss me off.

+1

Natives don't count as people, though. They're like livestock, only not useful and more diseased. Besides, what kind of people fall over dead because superior and civilized folk come and sneeze on them? That's not people, that's not even Indians. If anything, you all owe the people of India an apology for associating your kind with their name. Now everyone thinks of real Indians as even dirtier than they are thanks to your culture of poison.

-1

I don't deny that Europeans were out of control during imperialization periods. That has nothing to do with this, me, nor reality today as we know it. Also, just so you can say you aren't just another dumb American, Colombus did, in no way, discover America in the slightest. The Vikings came over around 300AD after a trip to Greenland on longboats and settled the Newfoundland/Nova Scotia area of Canada before leaving again back to Europe. Halt referencing historical figures you know nothing about.

Colombus lead one of the first "successful" colonial expeditions into the Americas during an age of national imperialism and economic competition much different than the vikings. But all this history is besides the point you say "That has nothing to do with this, me, nor reality today as we know it". Dont you think all these outside influences I just listed have something to with the social and economic depression my people face right now? Come on

I think that if native Americans got off their asses, put down the weed and put some sort of effort into their education and eventually some sort of contribution to society, they would not be in the situation they are in today. Stop blaming your bullsh*t on things that have happened to other people and start concentrating on yourselves as individuals. Excuse train... ALL ABOARD!!!

This isnt sh*t that happened hundreds of years ago jackass, my uncle went through the residential school system which started in 1874. Kids were sent to these schools to be assimilated into "civilized society" over half of them died and the ones that survived lost their lives and their daily bread, when this happened they turned to alchohol, drugs, anything they could get their hands on. Yes some have given up hope, and i wish it was a simple issue of willpower but it isnt.

+1

My grandparents narrowly escaped both Russian and Nazi tyranny and made a life for themselves. I don't go around being a useless piece of alcoholic sh*t because my ancestors faced turmoil. Grow up and survive.

Well I can honestly see that we're going nowhere in this discussion I've said my piece, and you've said yours I just simply can't accept your nihilistic point of view and I can see there's going to be no change in your way of thinking. We'll just have to agree to disagree.

+1

hahaha omg

Hahaha omg 3 stars wtf? Bipolar much?

dammit why did i only 3 this

lolz i roffled my self hard

LOL. Unfortunately, I can't get my vote to stick.

I'd hate to be the maintenance guy at that place.

you should source the image from the APTN

They were like that before we arrived. The only difference now is they have flower pots at their disposal.

+4

Timaeus is right, don't be a f*cking idiot. Read anything that was actually written about the native americans -at the time of colonization- and you'll see that very little has changed.

Natives now have every advantage and they squander it while hard-working people do without. Where's my free money, education and healthcare? I didn't take any land from anyone. Use the f*cking restrooms and wipe your *ss if your going to wear a track suit paid for by the rest of us and live in our shelters. Else, go back to teepees and fire.

+3

i live in a city near a native reserve and naturally i have a lot of native friends. they all admit to being rude, lazy alcoholics, so i don't think they would be very offended.

+8

I'd give this fewer than 1 star if I could for racism. One native american-looking person is not representative of the whole population. ambulo, read anything from the native americans whenever and you'll find they'd generally prefer to not live in a cramped reserve hundreds of miles from their native homes.

-1

Na, they'd rather live in our cities with our luxuries and not contribute.

It different in Canada Timaeus. American kids might not understand your rant

+2

Our as in everybody's. Like I stated before, I never stole anything from anyone. So why should an ancestor of a victim receive that which I do not? They are in the same boat as the rest of us and they get all the pitty and the aid. They have no excuse but excuse itself.

+2

Really Tim, I thought you got kicked out of a comic store for stealing comic books :D

What the hell? Why would I steal comic books? Do I look native?!!?!LOL!!11

-4

Also, I meant to type out descendant, not ancestor. Consider it a typo. :D

-4

timaeus, is jealous of our peoples ambitions....racist.

Ambition to drink petroleum products?

+2

When it R41NZ it P0URZ

Damn straight.