AHAHAHA EPIC!

+4

Second. Also I will not 5 this until you add a perspective shifted BONER METER sign on the side view shot.

+6

THANK YOU. 5'd.

+1

pretty rediculous. sitsu, go get laid, you are entertaining me far too much.

I felt really embarrased when in a multiple choice question on who wasnt james bond, I said that Sean Connery wasn't.

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also c*cks

YES!!!!

+1

add humor for higher rating

-5

Gotta be in peak physical condition when your dealing with ladies like Octopussy

Still awesome after all this time!

the name's c*cks. also c*cks.

+23

^best comment

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worst comment jesus christ how f*cking unfunny can you get

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haven't heard a good also c*cks reference in a while. bravo.

dude you look so f*cking nerdy. also bird like.

F*cktarded.

This is probably the best site i've seen this week.

The boner meter was vaguely amusing.

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un-nsfw it, thats what i would do :)

+1

Remake the site. THAT'S what you would do.

+1

yes lol

the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.

+2

pickle surprise.

+1

Why do you say that..WHYYYY....WHYYYYYYY!?!?!?

+2

It's a surprise.

+1

Not you..:P I'm talking about Bupo

Oh shiet bupo, you're at it again, silly you.

I'm never going to watch James Bond films again.

+2

also, c*cks

I'm a sucker for YesYes so an extra star

boner meter

Guaranteed to add inches to your wang!

lol

yesssssss

OMFG after you think it loops, if you listen for a lot longer, it says "I must be six inches taller." Attention to detail, sitsu, has earned you a fav.

+5

confirmed et cetera.

+1

Make me watch again!

If I subscribe to this rigorous workout does it make an unstoppable boner out of clay for me?

I love how you can really crank up the "twisted" when you are so inclined

this site will be killed™

I know you sponsored it just cuz the word "boner" is in it.

+1

If you added a lot more body hair, that's what I look like wanking.

I know. *click*

Nice.

YES! YES!

Yes

:D

Big boners

YES

Good,but the ratings are high due to your name.

5'd before saw creator, kthxbi

Tom Jones would approve of the Boner Meter.

+1

Should have left the "bone meter" shot for later in the gif. Your getting votes in fast, this may be off U&C before it gets a thousand views .

When I first became a special agent, the first thing they told me is to never, ever go to a health spa.

HIS BONER METER IS OFF THE SCALE!!! NURSE! PREPARE A CRASH CART!!

+2

Over the Promis'd Land to God so dear, By which, to visit oft those happy Tribes, On high behests his Angels to and fro

OMFG! F*CK THE TABLE FOR GODS SAKE!

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lol boner meter

LOL

Yes this is awesome sitsu. Just watched Casino Royale(for the 7th time today) and it was good.

I saw it 4 times :D great movie

My Boner Meter is max! What to do? /fap

-1

Thought we were gonna get the Casino Royale nut basher routine. 5'd for classic Bond.

This site is like 10,000 ball pean hammers hitting me in the temple, except instead of hammers they're ninja boobies in the shape of hammers, and they're giving my brain a bloody ninja orgasm.

-1

Best YTMND ever.

Lose.

boer meter ftw

Lol Thunderball

damnit, it's been so long I don't even know whats going on here

Pretty funny. You're still a tool, though.

+1

Awesome!

boner meter ftw

Once again, Sitsu delivers... I was a little disappointed in a recent previous site of yours, but this has restored all faith in your YTMND-making prowess!

Sh*t, I need to work out more :(

+1

This is made of win and awesome.

YES, YES! THE BONER METER IS OFF THE CHARTS!

-1

too early for HoF? boner meter says no

Moonraper

+1

YES! YES! YEEEEES!

oh, hell, have another 5, Sitsu

I don't remember it being like this o.o

i'd like to see some blood

+1

C*ck push-ups?

+1

...huh?

THIS...IS FREAKING INSANE.

yes....YES

Sean connery looks better as a grissled old man

owned.

should have shown his dick under the table for the fav

You'd like that wouldn't you?

YES!!!!!

2 for Connery, 2 for James Bond, 1 for Penis joke.

why doesn't he just do c*ck pushups?

wow

Thunderball ftw.

this is how real men work it

can't stop laughing. 5.

Sean Connery screaming "yes" - Ha, pure genius

yes...Yes....YES! F'k the keys for God Sake!

funny :)

You won! You did it! You did it! I knew you would, I just knew you would!

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Where can I buy one of these machines my good man?

This is amazing. Truly one of your life achievements MasterSitsu.

5 for boner meter

YES...YES...DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN...

LMFAO!!!!

Very well done

I came. Also boner meters.

Looks......painful.....

you need to make this a YES YES site

I feel six inches taller.

Now I can see why he likes it shaken not stirred

Boner Meter

You finally did a good one again.

that's so terrible

But I will five this and thats for certain

Huh??

Sitsu=win

I just got an ad that asked me if I wanted to get rid of my man boobs.

nice remix. and the shot of the underside of the contraption, with the springs, that's the shot that makes it

Sitsu, will there be a full verson of the song

what you hear is as much as i made. i'm fiddling around with making a longer version, however other parts of the bond theme dont match up so well to the beat i was using.

where can I get one of those??

I do not understand. Help me.

Link To Download Of Song Now!

5'd!!!! That is hilarious.

+1

My god! The Penis Mightier! It exists!!!

+1

Boner Meter FTW

-1

Awesome, awesome to the max! Great remix, can't wait for the full song. Nice work sitsu.

He must be 6" taller.

-1

f*ck, i'll never be able to live with myself. a sitsu ytmnd that doesn't suck? amazing

Can't believe I never saw this sooner, LOL.

....what the f*ck is this?

You gave me a giant case of mindf*ck this time. Well done assaholic!!!

Too good!

yes

4'd for thunderballs

I hate thunderball.

Same thing--- 4.60 rating, one day on front page, and I never seen this before now...

Oh man, I just laughed for a little less than a full minute. This is one of the best sites I've seen in quite a while.

This might be my favorite site of yours. hard to choose between this one and alien coming out!

1

-2

that took class

ehh

-2

At first I thought this site, while funny, was too lowbrow for me to really love it. Then I remembered that I'm Umfuld. Open further review it's clear to me that as we near the halfway point of 2007 this is the best site of the year so far. I don't think it needs the boner meter. Sometimes I think you all feel you need to add more or else -heaven forfend- you be accussed of a straight rip. But sometimes less is more.

You heard me. Accussed.

I must be 6 inches taller.

Mix in the Gay Fuel theme and i will have your babies.

-3

And ruin the song?

+1

Yeah, that would totally ruin it.

WINS

in the future, we will have cyborg women to f*ck. sean gets to test their endurance.

epic bond workout for the win

Boner meter saved my life. +5.

WORK THE SHAFT BOND, THE SHAFT

This... is... wonderful. (Dr. No? How about DR. YES.)

There's NOISE! VOAT 5!!!

+1

Pretty bitchin'

...What the hell?

But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane!

So THAT is where my exercise machine went! Goddamnit, bond stole MY MACHINES!!1!111!

YES!

I miss sites like this.

YESH!!

"Derka Derka Muhammad Jihad" (24:31)

+11

Bakala, Bakala 24:32

+1

"I watched a man shave his balls" (Oswalt 4:22)

+8

"Those who reject Faith, neither their possessions nor their children will in the least save them from the judgment of Allah" - Well my father rejected faith, so I'm f*cked anyway. So let's party!

+6

*stands up* *straightens tie* ahem...F*** ALLAH

since when did Muslims start doing the whole conversion thing? ...oh, wait...

+2

You spelled Jesus wrong lol.

+2

"Nothing Justifies 5'ng Burning Kittens Not Even Doom Music." (4:12)

+5

"And Allah smote his prophet Jim-Bob, and there was much rejoicing." (9:99)

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