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| Site Title: | The Cadbury Conspiracy | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | cadburyconspiracy.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | MuckRaker | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2007-04-09 23:52:22 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | Official Cadbury website, NBC | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | "Abandoned" by Evgon, NG Audio Portal | ||||||||||
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| Description: | Cadbury Creme Eggs have been an Easter tradition for as long as I can remember. This year, they seemed smaller. Everyone said I'd just gotten bigger. Even the Cadbury website. Then the truth was revealed on Conan by BJ Novak. It seems like a lot of P | ||||||||||
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| 5'd for bringing this abomination to light. I DEMAND ANSWERS! |
+3 | |||||
| THOSE MOTHER F*CKERS! I WANT MY EGGS FULL SIZE!!!! |
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| Also, Conan is NBC, not CBS. | ||||||
| My bad, trying to fix it, but it keeps saying I can't make more than one site every 15 min. Its driving me crazy. |
+1 | |||||
| There, fixed. Silly stupid mistake. | ||||||
| Holy sh... | ||||||
| my God...
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| needs dramatic music. | ||||||
| I LOVE MY F*CKIN CADBURY EGGS THEY BETTER NOT BE CHANGING THE SIZE | ||||||
| A TRAVESTY! | ||||||
| You've just grown larger! Stop asking questions, consumer. |
+5 | |||||
| OMG THEY DONT ROUND UP TO 172 CALORIES ITS ANOTHER CONSPIRACIES! | ||||||
| This is bullsh*t, I knew they had gotten smaller! I, for one, am FURIOUS! |
+2 | |||||
| Bastards. | ||||||
| yeah, it's pretty sad. those have always been my favorite easter candy. | ||||||
| SONS OF BITCHES |
+3 | |||||
| I died a little inside when I viewed this |
+7 | |||||
| your right, it HAS changed! | ||||||
| So their they are, they're all wondering how your going to kill there sisters with you're sword. Seriously learn english, I hate reading sh*t like this. It bothers me. |
+6 | |||||
| F*ck, damnit, n*gg*rs. I accidentally used the right "they're" in that sentance. Sh*tpants. |
+5 | |||||
| At least I wrote senance, what a rediculous charactor! |
+5 | |||||
| correct form is "Their" | ||||||
| Not in "...so they're all..." FISSION MAILED WITH GRAAMERSEZ | ||||||
| Take your own advice you c*ck. | ||||||
| DEATH TO THE RABBIT THAT LAYS THEM! Wait, no, GET A BIGGER RABBIT TO REPLACE THE ONE THAT HAS GONE DEFUNCT! |
+1 | |||||
| Hey, shut up. Do you know how f*cking hard it is to lay an egg when you're a rabbit? It's almost impossible to lay a regular egg, let alone a chocolate one. I'm sure the cadbury bunny is doing the best they can. |
+6 | |||||
| 5 for the truth being out there |
+1 | |||||
| wow... now im curious... | ||||||
| I noticed that too, it's ridiculous. I think it happened when ownership of Cadbury changed hands. | ||||||
| Bastards... | ||||||
| his name is BJ? how prophetic |
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| Wow congrats, you just discovered this. The Cadbury website has said this since 2003! http://tinyurl.com/2tphrg Conspiracy debunked, you f*ggot. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadbury's_Creme_Egg |
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| Gauntlet Returned. First off, the wikipedia article not only supports my assertion that they are smaller, but is also incorrect in stating that the American website, CadburySchweppes, does not say "it hasn't, you've just grown up!" here is the American site = http://tinyurl.com/5n7cs |
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| www.cadburyschweppes.com is the UK site hosted in sweden. If you try .co.uk it redirects to the .com version. Therefore wikipedia is correct in saying "UK-based site of Cadbury's global operation does not necessarily apply to Cadbury products purchased in the United States". My creme egg this year in Britain was just as yummy as last year :). You get 3 stars cos I feel sorry for you yanks :(
http://tinyurl.com/2qehl4 |
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| JIHAD AGAINST THE EVIL MEN THAT DID THIS! |
+1 | |||||
| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAkTpceAi6s | ||||||
| Jesus... Christ. |
+3 | |||||
| Lies. All lies. I don't even know what to believe in anymore. |
+1 | |||||
| Lol also 171.6 is rounded up, not down. 172 bitches! |
+1 | |||||
| Hahaha. I love the serious tone from this. |
+2 | |||||
| its a sad day, indeed | ||||||
| This is blasphemy! This is madness! |
+2 | |||||
| this is cadbury ripping us all off! | ||||||
| They lie. Go even further back to about 1983, there has been a significant size reduction since then.. Not to mention flavor reduction. The chocolate is now hollow-bunny grade garbage chocolate, the yolk is less defined, the creme center is now largely comprised of vegetable oil. The Cadbury Creme Egg is dead. |
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| WRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!? |
+1 | |||||
| "Nutrition information for this flavor is not available online at this time. Please consult the package label or call us at (800) 468-1714 for further information." Suddenly size and nutrition information is not available from Hershey Creme Eggs... | ||||||
| your doing gods work |
+1 | |||||
| damn you BJ Novak. ignorance is bliss. |
+2 | |||||
| somebody call smoothmedia! | ||||||
| EVERYTHING IS GETTING SMALLER. F*CKING F*GGOTS GIVE ME MORE FOOD SO I CAN GET FATTER AND HAVE MY HEART ATTACK FASTER!!!!! |
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| +1 for giving a newgrounds Audio Portal Artist his credit.
+4 CONSPIRACY! | ||||||
| Rake that muck! |
+2 | |||||
| This doesn't prove anything. I still think it was Al-Qaeda (tm) | ||||||
| Same f*ckin thing happened with the Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs. | ||||||
| I KNEW IT! Everyone else thinks I'm crazy but THE WORLD MUST BE TOLD!!! 5'd for helping me regain confidence in my sanity. |
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| there are more important conspiracies to worry about such as your corrupt government. all you obese americans seem to care about is your food |
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| My how perceptive. Nothing more intelligant than a man who stereotypes. I suppose your government is clean and juste! Hell, tell me where you live and I'll move over to that paradise. By the way do you have McDonalds there? You know because all I care about is food and all. =D | ||||||
| 4'd ...but only because Conan is indirectly involved. | ||||||
| Those bastards...this is like eating piss soaked cereal.. |
+1 | |||||
| I don't mean to be a jerk...but does anyone really like those stupid eggs?
They're nice for about one bite and then they just get overly sweet and messy and retarded. |
+2 | |||||
| HOW DARE YOU BELITTLE MY EGGS!?!?! |
+2 | |||||
| I have to agree, I do not like Cadberry eggs. But I am sympathetic in this fight. While I prefer Oreos with espresso, I would get pissed if my Oreos got smaller, and so, I stand for the eggs before everything else shrinks. |
+2 | |||||
| Easter's over, who gives a sh*t anymore | ||||||
| I knew those f*ckers were getting smaller. Damn them all to hell. | ||||||
| we must get the size we deserve!!!!! | ||||||
| they changed it because it was a test to see if they could shove just as much fat into an even smaller egg | ||||||
| ok, i'll give you that, but who keeps those eggs around for 2 years? |
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| I THOUGHT SOMETHING WAS SUSPICIOUS ABOUT MY EGGS |
+3 | |||||
| Those BASTARDS! I demand justice! | ||||||
| Mother F*cker. | ||||||
| it's a change in the Earth's gravity... | ||||||
| Double shock! Twin waterfalls of tears! VERY NO~!!! |
+1 | |||||
| This is blasphemy! This is madness! | ||||||
| lol k | ||||||
| They should make these instead!
http://www.pimpthatsnack.com/project.php?projectID=302 | ||||||
| I declare shenanigans! Shenanigans! | ||||||
| A COMPLETE TRAVESTY! | ||||||
| O.O | ||||||
| it's a conspiracy against fourest |
+1 | |||||
| THIS IS TRUE LUNACY. Lets march on Washington right now | ||||||
| AND TAKE BACK THE WHITE HOUSE!!! YEAAAAGH!!!! | ||||||
| 4'd because i love those eggs | ||||||
| c*ck suckers! | ||||||
| Brilliant, but the music from the NG audio portal was stolen. It's really from www.freeplaymusic.com | ||||||
| Ha, they've always been the same size in England. Or have they....? | ||||||
| What if we stopped buying them? I mean, you don't have to stop eating them, just steal them. | ||||||
| Cadbury has betrayed us. We must rise up, with Peeps in hand, and strike DOWN thee with great vengeance! | ||||||
| ...no...it, it can't be true... | ||||||
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| THOSE BASTARDS | ||||||
| THANK YOU, CONAN. | ||||||
| Hasn't changed bullsh*t | ||||||
| Is that BJ Novak? | ||||||
| Yeah it is, maybe I should've read the description. | ||||||
| I say we march on Washington. | ||||||
| I was just eating one yesterday and thought "I remembered them being bigger" thanks! | ||||||
| sounds like LIES | ||||||
| Hey give credit where credit is due -- the image you use is actually from this blog:
http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2007/04/the_cadbury_cre.html
The yellow outline was added in by the blogger and is not on the original site. |
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| You're right, the circle is from that blog. I just got lazy because it was an already cropped image of the pertinent area. | ||||||
| Because us Americans are fat enough as it is. | ||||||
| d/c |
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| holy sh*t, they're tiny now. damn inflation. | ||||||
| I expect a "The Truth about Cadbury Creme Eggs" YTMND sometime soon... | ||||||
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| WTF | ||||||
| Holy sh*t, I had no idea! | ||||||
| What teh f*ck? Now I'm gonna need more eggs to make a cudbury creme egg omlet. This is true lunacy! | ||||||
| just ate one of those, am i gonna die? | ||||||
| NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO | ||||||
| THOSE C*CKF*GS! LET US GIVE THEM AN INTERNET WAR THEY SHALL NEVER SOON FORGET! | ||||||
| DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN | ||||||
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