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| Site Title: | I HATE the Quiznos Bitch. | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | quiznosbitch.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | Centrus | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2007-04-15 02:40:26 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | the devil's taint | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | polend | ||||||||||
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| Description: | yeah i know the animation is off sync. i made it crappy on purpose. a person that worthless does not deserve a well synced gif. | ||||||||||
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1 | 2 | 3
| that bitch needs to get slapped. |
+120 | |||||
| oober meat or dumb skank? wait I'm not being specific enough. |
+8 | |||||
| needs moar goat |
+10 | |||||
| Lol, I thought the goat thing would go on forever, almost closed the tab before hearing the next thing come on. (I think it's spelled "über" (; ) |
+10 | |||||
| Agreed, that commercial is retarded. |
+9 | |||||
| it taint pussy and it taint *ssh*le. |
+7 | |||||
| Hellz yeah she does! |
+6 | |||||
| Hate that bitch. Want to slap myself until it leaves my mind after seeing it. |
+6 | |||||
| She sounds like my ex... Only slightly less annoying |
+5 | |||||
| I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING |
+4 | |||||
| IM FOR KILLING OF THAT BITCH /SIGNED |
+4 | |||||
| I think the only thing that sounds funnier than hetting punched in the face in super slo-mo is laughing about penises in super slo-mo |
+4 | |||||
| OMFG dude, best YTMND in a long *ss time. But it takes more than one man to save YTMND. |
+3 | |||||
| 5 for capturing the huge gay *ss n*gg*r smile at the beginning of her mouth. |
-4 | |||||
| What is that goat laugh from???? |
+2 | |||||
| I was considering deducting points, cause their was too much goat. Then I realized her laugh is even worse than the gd goat sounds, so it is apporpriate. well done |
+2 | |||||
| yes, yes she does
and raped afterwards |
+2 | |||||
| Haha this is incredible. I always make fun of that comercial. |
+1 | |||||
| heh...yeah. I found this commercial extremely irritating when I saw it as well. |
-1 | |||||
| lol yeah she does |
+1 | |||||
| This website is not lacking any meat. And that's what real ytmnders need! DTYEAUHHUHH!!! |
+3 | |||||
| I agree, I hate that laugh she makes and everytime the commercial comes on it makes me want to rip my ears off so I don't have to hear it. |
+1 | |||||
| I'm not even from america so i havent seen this thing, but just watching this site makes me hate the bitch. | ||||||
-16 [show comment] |
-16 [show comment] |
| Posting in an epic YTMND | ||||||
| I'd still f*ck her in the ass.... cuz thats what real women need | ||||||
| ok im not gonna type like a f*ggot like i usually do. this is the gayest, most unfunny site on ytmnd and the fact that so many upvoted it shows just how gay, unfunny and retarded the majority of ytmnd users are. |
-1 | |||||
| ok im not gonna type like a f*ggot like i usually do. this is the gayest, most unfunny site on ytmnd and the fact that so many upvoted it shows just how gay, unfunny and retarded the majority of ytmnd users are. |
-1 | |||||
| I was the 100th guy to "+" this comment. |
-3 | |||||
| 101Get
The Get We Made Contact |
-2 | |||||
| 102 |
-2 | |||||
| ill give her my meat, she is asking for me. ill make one real woman out of her :D |
-2 | |||||
| LOawl |
-2 | |||||
-14 [show comment] |
| I wanna see a ytmnd of this girl saying that line, then getting her head smacked off with a giant penis. |
+96 | |||||
| I second this motion. |
+2 | |||||
| LOL! |
-2 | |||||
| This can be the only answer |
+1 | |||||
| WHACK! | ||||||
| Third |
-3 | |||||
| i fourth this, hahaha | ||||||
| this must come to be.
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| Why do you want to see penises? |
-3 | |||||
| because that's what real women need, dumbass. |
+11 | |||||
-13 [show comment] |
| trippy and hateful |
+1 | |||||
| I genuinely felt the hate that was put into making this ytmnd. Some sites try to accomplish this and simply fail. This one removed all doubts by the time the goat heads showed up. |
+4 | |||||
| agreed. OOBER MEAT |
+1 | |||||
| GOAT F*CKERS!!!! |
-1 | |||||
-11 [show comment] |
| Dude, you totally read my mind! | ||||||
-8 [show comment] |
| about time thank you for making this | ||||||
| well, there have already been many made before, so many even, that there's even a mention on wikipedia about it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quiznos#Advertising But it's still nice to see the recognition. |
+1 | |||||
-8 [show comment] |
| good effing job. I'd suggest taking out the first -slowed down- version, and just going straight into the rams. but.. made me lol |
-2 | |||||
| No way. The slow version is what got me to lol. |
+1 | |||||
| OMG LOL!!! I couldnt stop laughing at the f*cking goats! | ||||||
-21 [show comment] | |||||
| thats what I'm talk'n BOUT | ||||||
| good, make more | ||||||
| BEST YTMND EVER. The fact that the goat goes on for so long makes it deserve 6 stars. |
+5 | |||||
| wtf | ||||||
| i wonder who else listened to the entire thing | ||||||
-15 [show comment] |
| yeah slapped by MY C*CK!!! |
-5 | |||||
| "What happened to the goat?" I'm expecting a jurassic-park themed knock off of this site now | ||||||
| yeah the more i see this the more it makes me wonder what the HELL they were thinking putting this dumb bitch on a commercial | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| Awesome! Overdid the goats a bit. |
+9 | |||||
| 5 but id still bone her |
+1 | |||||
| photoshop her getting f*cked in the ass, like real women need |
+13 | |||||
| Hahaha, f*cking awesome. | ||||||
| 5'd but i still demand that someone makes her head explode |
+3 | |||||
| ^ agreed |
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-14 [show comment] | |||||
| ...so? | ||||||
| weirdlaughsong.ytmnd.com and more. At least note them as starting places. |
-6 | |||||
| ehh, an extra +1 for the rest of it. |
-6 | |||||
| I don't see any similarities. Do you downvote every single ytmnd with 'lol, [fad]' after the original? I didn't think so. Cry? |
-3 | |||||
| you SHOULD downvote most lol, fad sites |
+1 | |||||
| Uhhh, Jaccooozle, shows how much you know. Of course I do. Now go back to rating photos on Facebook and smearing Cheetos all over your pants. |
+1 | |||||
| this one is the best, with the overdone goats seth macfarlane style | ||||||
| I think the emo eggs want you to hide with them. | ||||||
| People who use the word "emo" when not referring to Rites of Spring are the kind of people who should be used for food. |
+3 | |||||
| Mmmm..Soylent Green | ||||||
| oh my, I laughed during the whole f*cking thing. | ||||||
| Nice. Everyone hates her! It's like she's speaking for all women- maybe she just needs to realize that HER boyfriend has a small weiner and get over it! |
+1 | |||||
| omg im crying... | ||||||
| lololowall | ||||||
-10 [show comment] | |||||
| *cracks up* | ||||||
| 5'd. F*cking hysterical. | ||||||
| that made me lol. though, i love that chick |
-2 | |||||
| RTT Says: WHO ORDERED THE GOATS!? | ||||||
| lolotoast | ||||||
| you have no idea how long ive felt this way. |
+1 | |||||
| nonetheless she can have my meat |
+4 | |||||
| someone needs to make a ytmnd with a c*ck in some bread and play that audio | ||||||
| indeed. | ||||||
| lmfao, we canadians hate that too. |
+1 | |||||
| epic shop |
+1 | |||||
| it's not lacking any funneh, and thats what real goats need. |
+1 | |||||
| While I hate the bitch, I pity her for being infamous for doing a sh*tty job in a sh*tty commercial for a sh*tty fast food chain, and not something with substance like TEH f4st & dah FURRYUS | ||||||
| That bitch is a total slut. I said that the first time I saw the commercial. |
+1 | |||||
| You have taken your hatred to a whole new level....I Thank You. | ||||||
| "I totally don't know what that means, but I want it." | ||||||
| yes | ||||||
| ohh my f*cking god | ||||||
| I will do everything in my power to keep this ytmnd well known throughout the week. | ||||||
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| There is a sex video on the internet with me and those two women. |
+3 | |||||
| URL please? | ||||||
| probably boring and not worth watching since he is lacking any real meat, what real women need. |
+4 | |||||
| 5'd for truth... | ||||||
| Yeah. | ||||||
| wow...random..but i agree...she needs bitch slapped | ||||||
| GOAT% | ||||||
| needs explosions. 4'd |
+1 | |||||
| make it where a trex comes in and bites her head off. |
+1 | |||||
| wow this is one of the best ytmnds ive ever seen and thats saying alot |
-2 | |||||
| You just got your account last year... |
+2 | |||||
| U wanna f*ck her | ||||||
| SOMEONE has an infintile penis and is trying to compensate.... +2 for the slowed-down laugh. That me lawl. | ||||||
| The best part is the slowmo laugh. | ||||||
| What happens after the goat I lost patience and the sound began to annoy me. | ||||||
| I hate her too. | ||||||
| wow you got me hating an advert i havent even seen | ||||||
| LMAO WTF! | ||||||
| More voice mutations. And the goat part is too f*cking long. | ||||||
| too short | ||||||
| RTT Sez: Would just be a 4 for being funny and the random goats but when you add the slow-mo laugh, that gets another star. 5'd | ||||||
| I hate that gook too. |
+2 | |||||
| sound:polend MMMMMMONSTER FAIL |
-6 | |||||
| lol so f*cking weird. | ||||||
| LOL F*CKING GODDAMN QUIZZNOS HOOKERS PISS ME THE F*CK OFF | ||||||
| yes, she needs to die | ||||||
| I thought I was the only one! | ||||||
| More ram noises. | ||||||
| "that bitch needs to get slapped."
agreed | ||||||
| This ytmnd made me hate her more. | ||||||
| i knew this would be up eventually- only an azn girl would be so oblivious to say such a thing | ||||||
| Die bitch die! | ||||||
| Uber - m33t | ||||||
| Made me want to put steaks on my body and masturbate while drinking a dry martini. |
+4 | |||||
| not lackin ne meet :) | ||||||
| The part where the animal heads go on for like 3 minutes ruins it. | ||||||
-7 [show comment] | |||||
| Exactly. |
-3 | |||||
| He's absolutely right, all of the jokes are direct rips from youtube videos. This dick is no better than ebaum. |
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| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF-GzbmgMzU&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CubbWKTjkpQ&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CubbWKTjkpQ&mode=related&search= |
-4 | |||||
| lol | ||||||
| AHUAHHOEUYEUUHA | ||||||
| Real women do need meat. The chick rocks! |
-1 | |||||
| LOLZ EPIC UBER MEAT | ||||||
| Well done. I f*cking hate this c*nt | ||||||
| Jesus Christ that went on forever. |
+1 | |||||
| 4 | ||||||
| that sub has about 5lbs of meat in it, at Quiznos that sub would cost you about 30 bucks lol |
-1 | |||||
| oober meat | ||||||
| Made me laugh. | ||||||
| been done | ||||||
| F*cking azns they ruined the commercial | ||||||
| still laughing | ||||||
| hehe so true. | ||||||
| I hate her so much | ||||||
| A hacked site that doesn't kill my ears =D |
+1 | |||||
| you win |
+1 | |||||
| Its packed with Poland Thats what real women need |
+1 | |||||
| the only thing that made me laugh was that laugh in slow motion |
+1 | |||||
| IT'S NOT LACKING ANY MEAT... |
+3 | |||||
| AND THAT'S WHAT REAL WOMEN NEED! |
+3 | |||||
| TEHMUUHUHHA! | ||||||
| this actually made me lol |
+1 | |||||
| Oh my God. Seriously. Oh. My. GOD. I CANNOT BREATHE, JESUS CHRIST. I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO EXPLAIN HOW MANGIFICENT THIS IS!!! Holy crap, I've wanted to kill them both since I first saw that add, along with the ueber meat guy, roflmao!! You, sir, are a genius. This is so amazingly edited. Period. You just reserved a front row seat in Heaven. |
-1 | |||||
| you forgot poland |
+2 | |||||
| Give her a Polish sausage, lol! | ||||||
| oh jeez |
+1 | |||||
| i hate that bitch too, but not as much as you... are you by any chance lacking meat? |
+4 | |||||
| lol devils taint. the goat part lasted forever |
+2 | |||||
| The funniest thing about that commercial is when she says that her friend look like she's ashamed of her. |
+2 | |||||
| wow, that's a lot of work for just some person in a commercial |
+2 | |||||
| This is terrible, I don't understand why so many people upvoted it. |
-2 | |||||
| You sir are a god among men | ||||||
| LMAOL |
+1 | |||||
| Nice job, I smell a fad. Oh and asians have a small penis lol. |
+2 | |||||
| THANK YOU - shes such a retard |
+1 | |||||
| made me lol and cream my pants 5 |
+1 | |||||
| 5'd for rams. |
+2 | |||||
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+1 | ||||||
| Too long, assbitch. |
-3 | |||||
| I hate that lady too.You know who i hate more?That lady from the enterprise car commercial that goes "LETS GO GIRLS!". |
+2 | |||||
| I agree. |
+2 | |||||
| That commercial makes me want to stab people in the eye on the way to burning down all the quiznos. |
+1 | |||||
| Need rhymes with meat... holy sh*t. |
+1 | |||||
| Best YTMND ever created. |
+1 | |||||
| STOP WATCHING TV |
+1 | |||||
| lol, asian bitch |
+5 | |||||
| she loves the c*ck |
+5 | |||||
| HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA | ||||||
| Yeah... Thats a five. |
+1 | |||||
| Shows what kind of taste users have. F*ck this. |
-4 | |||||
| wts
i was making a ytmnd of her right now |
+1 | |||||
| ! |
+1 | |||||
| hahah 5 for the slow mo |
+2 | |||||
| lol goats |
+1 | |||||
| So what your saying is you lack meat and you are upset someone called you out on it. Guilt trip anyone? |
-3 | |||||
| oh my god you get a 5 |
+1 | |||||
| 5'd not cause im lackin' meat but because her voice in slow mo was f*cking hilarious. | ||||||
| omg lol im not the only one | ||||||
| FORGET ABOUT THE F*CKING COMMERCIAL! | ||||||
| 5 for covering those ugly asians with the goatmasks. | ||||||
| I want to punch the TV in the face when that commercial comes on. | ||||||
| Uber meat. I can't stop watching this. | ||||||
| thank you. |
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| you're welcome. |
+3 | |||||
| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF-GzbmgMzU&NR=1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CubbWKTjkpQ&mode=related&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CubbWKTjkpQ&mode=related&search= |
-1 | |||||
| I didnt expect to, but I laughed. I'd totally forgotten about that sh*tty commercial | ||||||
| Lol she's a slut. "WOMEN NEED MEAT"
Hmmm...wonder what that means.... | ||||||
| GHOAQBIS! | ||||||
-10 [show comment] | |||||
| That's actually pretty f*cking funny. | ||||||
| rofl dude | ||||||
| THAT LAUGH............. GOD YOU JUST WANT TO KILL THAT WHORE! | ||||||
| R.I. P. Ytmnd 4/15/07 |
-9 | |||||
| AMEN! | ||||||
| continue with f*cking the audio clip, please. not enough of that laugh mix pasting. | ||||||
| Dude, you guys, she obviously is saying that real women like to have lots meat on their sandwiches, and i don;t blame her. Sandwiches can be expensive and id like my money's worth. Meat is what a real man needs too.
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+2 | |||||
| real men need uber meat | ||||||
| thank god i thought i was the only one who hated her | ||||||
| lol, sounds like a cause of the penis envy | ||||||
| The goat thing started out as funny, got uncomfortable, and then creepy before moving on to more funny. Awesome. | ||||||
| funny.....but seriously, id f*ck her | ||||||
| ^what he said. | ||||||
| I'll give her some meat...right down her throat to keep her quiet | ||||||
| I wanna give that twat a knuckle sandwich! Thanks for making this! | ||||||
| thank u, that commercial is the most f*cking annoying thing on the planet | ||||||
| When her laugh repeats it sounds like she's having an orgasm. | ||||||
| I can't wait to go show this to all my friends | ||||||
| I also hate the spongemonkey thing. | ||||||
| I hate her so much...just a bit more than the guy who says "Prime rib is the uber meat" |
-1 | |||||
| It's about TIME someone caught this!! hahah I couldn't stop laughing when I first saw the commercial! | ||||||
| 5 because i hate her as well. as soon as i saw the title of this ytmnd, i knew exactly who you were talking about. | ||||||
| quisnos sucks ass, not just the commercial, their food sucks. firehouse subs ftw. | ||||||
| also i would still hit that. |
+4 | |||||
| Despite the bad commercials, Quiznos is leagues better than Subway. |
+1 | |||||
| is it sad that i knew exactly which bitch you were talking about before i opened it? i hate that whore. | ||||||
| I'd just like to mention that this sub is f*cking amazing. | ||||||
