This site won't get Pacard'd. I promise.

+3

In that case, 1.

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needs moar PACARD

-1

HULK SMAAAAAAAAASH

I gave him the go ahead to do this since noone should trust me a third time. I warned everyone I'd pacard it again if they kept making it high rated. it was all just an experiment and it was worth it.

+4

you better be lying

I like the other version better. One of you should repost it again tomorrow.

-2

COOKIE 4 U ^_^

Funny,but pacard is better.

-1

It's not lacking any meat... and that's what real women need.

I hate that comercial.... and I love you!

I've never even seen the commercial, but I laugh instantly once they hit that bitch with the phone LOLOLOL

Yay~

F*ckign funny lol my wife hates her

Silly asian men, look what your women have become.

+1

Immediate 5 for the retrieval of this page, well done sir!

Movie? Song?

The ol' High Fidelity ultraviolence!

Awesome!

So wait... you reposted his site, f*cked up the sync and won't even Pacard it? This is blasphemy, this is madness...

-4

The sync is good as far as I can tell. I didn't change it a bit. This site is for those who don't like the whole Pacard situation and want to keep the original thing.

+1

My bad on the sync, works fine for me now. The Pacard part is the best part of MattressMan's site though, plus it's his site to f*ck up if he so chooses.

-5

But it's not quite Sparta, either...

+2

sem1lol, you're just a f*ckin tool, most likely 15 years of age, gay, etc. F*ck off with your NARV pacard bullsh*t, alright? Great. F*ck off.

-1

Thank you, Oddflame. MattressMan wants to be a whiny little bitch and take down a genuinely funny site. BTW sync works fine on my end.

+3

lulz

4

pwnt.

5, for not being a dick alone.

i can do this all week

Justice is a cruel bitch

its back, yea

OH GOD YES, I f*cking hate that bitch and she's not even on my TV (I live in the UK). WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, BITCH? HUH? F*cking owned.

That's one of my favorite movies of all time, and ontop of it she f*cking creeps me out too!!! She's like one of those psycho chicks that if you break up with her she tears her name into your mattress with a knife, and trashes your house and throws paint and sh*t all over your walls and then stands in your kitchen holding the knife and when you walk in she goes, "Oh so you're gonna dump now huh? Hehehahahehahaehah!!! I don't think so baby! Nooo, hehehahahehaheh!!" ... F*cking dumb c*nt.

+2

dump me now*

No, what nasaly, cackling asian women need is a telephone to the face. byaaaah!

-2

I smell ownage....

boo

-4

You sir...are outstanding.

I love it as much as I hate the annoying commecial and that chick...which is a LOT.

1 for Jack Black

-6

Finish Her

Ultra Kill.

That's what you get for having a face like that kthnxbai

F*ck yeah dude. 5'ed for High Fidelity. WORD!

yay a crappy site id already seen before

-3

Thanks for reposting.

lmao you win the webbernetz

I laughed, I cried, I came.

+2

That's really funny. Nice work.

NOT LACKING MEEEEEAAAAATTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+1

This is lacking some meat

HAHAHHAHA

needs Zidane headbutt

+1

Hmmm...

-1

I actually think she's kind of cute.

+1

Yes!

the following has been lol'd at: http://notlackinganymeat.ytmnd.com/

must upvoat

lol, those guys have small penises

excellent. this deserves a 5/5. marked as favorites!!

It's not lacking any Win! N that's what real YTMNDers need! SO here's a 5 for you.

Thank you, Thank you - YTMND is the agitated viewer's revenge!

THAT'S WHAT REAL WOMEN NEED. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin' you already told her twice. That's what real women need.

huh huhhuhuhuh! *DING*

WIN.

i lauwledleed

the only complaint is that stupid laugh, but the beating that ensues makes up for this, thx, 5'd

What movie is that?

Needs moar goat.

lol, "Pacard'd"

I hate that damn commercial, but I like this ytmnd.

she deserved what she got! @w/@ and yeah... needs more goat. XD

Is it weird I like the Quizno's bitch better with her face bashed in? SUBQUESTION...is it better to burn out than fade away?

1. Yes. 2. Turn that sh*t off.

I havn't laughed so much in a fortnight, good editing to. Thanks for making this, made me happy.

win

REASON TO VOTE

THIS WINS 100 DOLLAR BILLS.

lol

Not lackin' any meat, and that's what real women need! ^^

LOL

Hi. I'm UndeadPrincess, and I approve of this YTMND.

Thank you.

you have no idea how much i just laughed. omg.

I want... to sex you. Hard.

F*cking brilliant.

omg this is so funnies

omfg you get 5 just because i hate the way that chick laughs lol

THIS IS SO AMAZING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOTHING HERE NEEDS TO BE CHANGED!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you so much *crys* (and your my first fav)

YES. This is EXACTLY what I've always wanted to see.

+1

$$

LMAO.

hahahaha win

lololololol

DING! AHHH! YEAH!

lmao

Ahahahahaaah!

its not lacking any meat, and thats what real whores need duh-hee-hah.

it not lacking n-e goodness.

F*cking yes! I hate that bitch so much!

f*cking amazing. PICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCARD

This is one for the ages. Good work. Fav'd.

ahahahahhhhhhhhhh

f*ck quizznos and their crunchy "toasted" sammiches. Those things are burnt and cut the roof of my mouth.

oh, and Quiznos sounds suspiciously like Quizzelbuck.

Give that bitch what she deserves.

wow

...Didn't see that coming.

hahahahaha awesome, thansk so much, mattressman is a dumb c*cksucker for ruining such a good YTMND

LOL!

there is no more satisfying crunch than that

Finally, it's back to the way it should be.

LOL

Guess she said something wrong