EPIC!

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AND STAY OUT

I love you blommer.

Full of WIN

5 for Dr-L337

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I actually laughed hard at this sh*t. I feel like making alts just to upvote this site more.

+1

also http://poll.dezeserver.nl/vote.cgi?pid=190314&aid=1

holy sh*t, this newest version is untouchable.

http://madmansdeegfbadday.ytmnd.com/

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lololol

why did it have to be Sean Connery? -1 pointless headpasting -1 it's not even his voice -1 no mouth animation

5 for Dr-L337

yes

epic indeed

Thank you blommer.

i hope nothing horrible happens to this site. luckily blommer made it so i'm sure it is completely safe.

+4

needs more leet beating

expression change /w coffee cup seals the deal

+1

how much time until i see john luke pacard with dreds?

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until it's on top-viewed

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I give it an hour

+3

Soon now...

people never learn.

+1

Best website ever

It needed to be done.

His breaded train, and of his fatal guile 350 Gave proof unheeded; others on the grass Coucht, and now fild with pasture gazing sat,

+1

I wonder how much *ss theplease is really getting... apparently enough to sit around trolling ytmnd all day

-1

What a majestic example of a site that BTape would enjoy, and when I say BTape, I'm talking about, of course about all the BTapes out there who aren't getting any ass. BTape, I know you think that there are people out there who do not hate you with a passion, but believe me, it has more to do with you being so obnoxiously bland that nobody bothers to remember you than you not being a pathetically useless piece of solidified gorilla sh*t. Quit fooling yourself and paint those walls with your brains, please.

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I've been engaged more times then you've been laid.

+5

solidified gorilla sh*t

+1

cool havent seen you in a while

+1

This is pretty good thePlease but I know you can do better. You should start a video blog or something.

+1

!

Sean Connery is getting laid.

man, still laughing.

Sir Sean has done what we've all wanted to; beat the sh*t outta Dr-L337.

Dr-L337 is getting beat.

+2

jerkoff

jerkoff

1'd... i'll change it to a 4 if the site stays the way it is, but i doubt that will happen

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Whoa! not exactly #1 material, but pretty enteraining.

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Connery knows best

eh.. its alright...I guess..

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hahah

Funny.

well done.

thank you

Epic win.

CONNERY! pow, straight in the kisser.

BEST YTMND TONIGHT!

It's the look on his face when he gets hit with the mug that makes it EPIC.

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wtf man why'd you do that? 1'd.

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I'm waiting...

when dr-l337s facial expression changed i just about shat myself

jerking off is much more enjoyable than watching this sh*t.

-5

Duh.

those are some sexy edits, and yes yes yes 5

+1

This gave me a huge hard on. Something like 5 inches~ :O

Five Five Five!

The face he makes when he gets hit with the cup is priceless

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This is gonna get redone so many times...

Mouth doesn't move...

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Dr-L337 is getting beat, lolol

FAVED!

I agree but you still get a one for perpetuating.

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Xcellent.

lolol

LMFAO even though i like dr-L337's jerk off face

that could've been made by Dr-L337

AAAHHHH PACARD'D'D'D'D'D'D'DASDASFNERGABE HRTYN

+1

change wtf?

-1

EPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!!!!!!!

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YOU MORON WHY DID YOU CHANGE IT? SO LONG ORIGINALITY.

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sean connery attacking Dr-L337 - LOL ORIGINALITY!

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I know everyone's been making these EPICHEART sites starring EPIC pacard but he's just so EPIC I had to do one myself sorry

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YOU MORON ITS ALMOST TOO EPIC NOW!

+2

SO LONG DENNAL PLAN

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i just noticed the bobsled team in the background, extra points

+2

BULLSH*T! Change it back for great justice! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

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hey look it's picard

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didn't see it coming. ever. i never would have expected this ever. never ever. this was totally unpredictable. i mean, this was really surprising, this site jacking! crazy!!!!! either way, pretty funny i guess.

it's just going to keep happening as long as people keep overrating terrible fad sites. yesterday it was a wtf boom site and it was #1 on top viewed. that really should never happen

+2

Join us, moheevi.

+1

The Price is Lol tried to change ytmnd several times. my favorite (besides the obvious) was when we used to take sites that had not been voted on and 5 them right before midnight so that these random crappy sites would be on top 15 (before the change in voting algorithms). back when a 2.0 was all you needed to stay on top 15, we ruled the day with like 7 sh*tty sites. ha. i have a penis ( i mean dream).

+1

OBEY was funny. I think you'd have to be really organized like TPILOL was and do it every single day for weeks in order to accomplish anything. It'd probably just kill YTMND anyway. Still, these EPIC PACARD sites are funny.

+1

fads = ytmnd. if you want to be appreciated for your bold, stirring n' original art -- cut off your ear and wait two centuries.

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did you just edit the theme song from Braveheart with midi Jamaican steel drums?

+2

The original site was kinda good, but now it's epic. 5!

+2

:-

Is this the seventh time you've done this?

+1

I f*cking hate you and i f*cking hate how all your YTMND's become number one. Especially being a fan of rastafari and jamaican culture and music in general. you don't even bother to pick a decent jamaican song to use, let alone use real dreadlocks for pacard. it's sad how something that could have been so funny is executed like dogsh*t and gets #1. f*ck you for that.

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Oh and by the way, the steel drum cliche is for calpyso music, music of other islands entirely. you won't hear steel drums in reggae ever.

-1

you need to get laid

+5

No, no those are real dreadlocks and the steel drums are from reggae. Tarantino told me himself when he was filming the dead n*gg*r storage scene for Kill Bill.

+2

LOL!

+1

PACARD=5....i also liked ur jamaican Braveheart version

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JAMAICAN RAGE

+3

epic

+1

this site blows hard

-7

bobsledders?

+1

PACARD'D

+3

STOP THIS PACARDING NONSENSE

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You made the music in Mario Paint, didn't you?

+2

LOL

+1

fuk jamacan picard

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this is gayer than two gay guys having gay sex while watching gay porn and drinking gayfuel.

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5

+2

I remember when he did that it was epic

+3

his name is Patrick Stewart in real life and in star trek its Jean-Luc pIcard with an "I" in Picard you dumbf*cks

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John Luke Pacard aka EPIC PACARD

+5

Go play with your Chewbacca doll, this site is about that Space Trek show with the Khan and the lasers and stuff.

way to ruin your own joke thing

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?

...yawn

-2

I'm so sick of f*cking pacard

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...and please...shower me with those little red numbers.

Not funny at all, but 3/5 for an epic url grab

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Cool Runnings in the background is what makes this.

vagina?

Where can I find the origional?

lol at the steel drums braveheart song at the end

holy sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t - awesome

I have had this YTMND on for hours.

How can one not voet pure 5 for such pure great EPIC justice PACARD??!!11!!!? Epic.

"In the year of our Lord 1314, patriots of Jamaica -- starving and outnumbered--charged the fields of Kingston. They fought like warrior poetsl; they fought like Pacard, and won their bobsled team." Quoted from the final line of the film Epicheart

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You have broken through the barrier and achieved a new level of win. I salute you. <(o_o)