haha, oh wow

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JE SERAIS TA COPINE. ITS FUNNY HOW YOU PUT THE "F*CK YOU" WITH THE FRANCE FLAG

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And the first flag should have been Canada. wow

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sorry on the us flag f*ckup. I wasn't really thinking about it. fix'd.

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LOL

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COOKIE 4 U ^_^

canadians don't deserve to live, cept sitsu and kitty...they can live.

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i'm half canadian....

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how can you be half canadian? lol

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Thank God that bitch doesn't belong to America

+10

well...my mom my is canadian and my dad isn't?

+1

Look, either you're recognized as a Canadian citizen or you aren't. Unless he's half French canadian, most people don't distinguish between the nationality of parents who are: Canadian, American, British, Australian, or New Zealanders.

i hate how people get mad at people who are trying to make money "sell out" "corporate whore" stop being mad shes making money and you arent. sadly some of the money makers like her dont deserve it because they dont have any skill (i've heard some live things from avril *gasp*) but still people make money and get famous dont be jealous.

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what stupidborring*ssh*le said.

+3

duel citizenship mothaf*ckas

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i guess no one on ytmnd can take a joke.

most annoying song ever.

lol wut

massive c*ck 4 u n_n

yeee! canodia!

you can be half canadian if your parents had sex in the car at the border.

I swear one of those is in monkey.

we couldn't run an ad that said "no portugese" but umm...no portugese

Avril Lavigne SUCKS at speaking foreign languages. Especially the German and Japanese. "No way, no way, eesh kahnne dinah froy-ndinn sign!"

+12

Being a fluent German speaker, I agree.

+4

the funny thing is, the annoying young german girls probably don't care, and sing it that way anyways... no wait, they're Germans, they wouldn't, never mind.

I don't think she did the Japanese version...let me check.

5 for russian avril

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There wasn't any Russian in this YTMND...

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fail :D

I believe you meant Chinese

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way to get a joke dumbasses

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failtastic coverup

+2

ok so now its confirmed, that song is avril... ok now lets never listen to it again

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Did you even understand the point of this site?

+1

did you even understand his gripe

avrils hot

+4

Did you even understand statutory rape?

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...and I'd hit it in all 8.

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me too :/

+1

word.

+1

...with a sledgehammer, in the back of the head

+10

...with a sledgehammer, in the back of the head, twice

+11

why stop there? the more you hit the bitch the bigger the imprint you'll leave.

Thrice.

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Agree ^ Call her what you want , but most of us can't even talk in 2 langauges let alone sing them.

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i believe it isnt that difficult to learn two sentences in eight languages

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And pronounce them poorly. As a note: MOST singers sing fairly fluently in ANY language. They're typically trained well enough to reproduce the sounds that they don't understand. See: Most notable opera singers.

+2

^^ Very true. When I was studying, I learned how to *pronounce* Italian, German, French, Spanish, and to a lesser extent Russian, but half the time I couldn't tell you what I was saying without looking it up. Diction ftw!

+2

She forgot Poland

+96

AHAHAHA

+3

OH SWEET JESUS

+3

LMAO

+3

^Made this ytmnd worthwhile

holy sh*t

My son, God loves you.

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best comment ever

5'd JUST FOR THIS!

This is the second best comment ever... did you forget about the comment that started nedm

Hahaha

Holy brilliant!

alright

-1 for no dutch version.

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Her lyrics are trite enough that she could have learned simple words and then sung them. Any of us could do it if we had the time and money this no talent bitch has. They converted her song to different languages anyway. May she burn in a fiery napalm bath.

+2

As much as i agree with you, you're still a stupid annoying bitch.

I hate to tell you this, but this is very common in the recording industry. It goes way beyond a single artist, and was especially popular in the 60s-70s. The Beatles recorded two of their songs in German (even though they did hate it).

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Yeah, I still remember "Por Siempre Tú", Christina Aguilera's Spanish "I Turn To You".

You can hear them on The Beatles Past Masters Volume 1

Not quite the same as the Beatles thing, gamekid. Christina Aquilera IS hispanic, she didn't have to memorize foreign words to appease the record label.

Yep, it's fun to listen to the Beatles' classic singles "Komm, Gib Mir Diene Hand" and "Sie Liebt Dich." In fact, it's one of the few reasons to get volume one of the Past Masters series at all.

+1

dascoot, Christina Aguilera couldn't speak a word of Spanish when she recorded that song. They had her sing it from a paper that had the words spelled phonetically. I don't really have an opinion one way or the other on it, I'm just saying.

syncannnnnnnn

Oh sh*t lizardman are you serious? Hahahahha ok so I stand corrected.. hahah phonetically. I love that she needed ridiculously simple Spanish pronunciation to be dumbed down for her.

ya... and.. make teh first flag a canadian one.. cause shes canadian... and speaks canadian in that song.

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Yeah, EH!

got the real scoop there, eh, bacon?

note the time and date of my post mr sarcasm

Fluent in eight different languages! Impressive...

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except , NOT. Very bad dialect on the german one.

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her portuguese makes me cringe. it's just horrible.

+2

world hump day

+1

Ich bin hier Und du bist mein Sofa

+2

I like how the Portugese one sounds like they crammed in as many words into the verse as possible, just to fit the beat.

+1

Yeah, that one sounded awkward to me too.

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Blame the language for being a bloated mess compared to superior languages. :D

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You realize its gay. So why make a gay ytmnd?

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LOLS

Does she gag in eight different languages?

+11

the russian sounded terrible

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THERE'S NO RUSSIAN LOLOLOLOLOLOLL

+3

ah hahahahahahahahahaa hahahaha hahahaaaaaa

as stated before, it is truly a disgrace to see my mother-language being brutally assassinated

+1

lol Meg Ryan

lol, chinese seemed to difficult so they edited it....

+3

Well, if I ever find myself in any of those other countries...I will at least be able to say "hey."

+4

Isn't she Canadian?

yeah she is, changing vote to 1 til there is a Canadian flag in the back

^ Withholding vote for same.

capitalism = mutliculturism. 5'd for the appropiate use of the words corporate whore........I hate multiculturism

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capitalism = making all cultures the same by taking away all real culture equally. HURRAY FOR THAT!

-1

you guys are so wrong

At first I was like "...." then I lol'd

Had me at Japanese.

I hope there was no surprise at the end.. But I couldn't stand to hear that squirrely c*nt for one more second.

Oh anyhow, good title.

just embarassing

Making every penny possible - awwww; I miss her little tie & wifebeater

Terrible song and this talentless Canadian bitch needs to STFU

-1 for no poland.

+1

LOL international annoyance.

Annoying in all languages

+1

"She forgot Poland" LMAO

1 For thinking 'English' comes from America.

+1

well actually shes from Canada

+3

-1 for thinking that the English dialect spoken in America is remotely similar to the true English spoken by true un-Americanized Brits.

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This subthread here is riding the short-bus. I'm gonna take these retards to the zoo.

+1

I want to go to the zoo

+3

She isn't really speaking english. She's more killing the collective unconscious of humanity. I believe that's Bantu. THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS, by the way. "HEY HEY YOU YOU *click* *click* *mge* *click* NO NO WAY WAY *click* *ngu* *clickclick* *ungedan* HEY HEY YOU YOU *click *mnonggen* *click click* *derp*

+2

You Forgot Poland

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i jus threw up on myself.

+4

It's good to know that Japanese girl bands singing hideous English are not the only example of this kind of thing happening. The Chinese I would say is the flat out worst of them all. Japanese isn't so bad; any English speaker can at least pronounce Japanese fairly easily except for the r/l thingie.

List: English French German Italian Japanese Chinese Portuguese Spanish and yes poland was forgotten.

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It's badass in japanese

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If you say this is badass you havent seen my c*ck

+1

she just raped the japanese language

Well, firstly I think the first one shouldn't be an American flag it should be Canadian, as she is actually Canadian. Secondly her singing sucks, the only thing going for her in my honest opinion is her good looks.

+3

i guess i'm the first to vote one just because this ytmnd f*cking sucks?

5'd for being a whore.

once it hit japan it started getting funny

a hidden "khaaaaaaaannnn!!!!!" in there really wouldve put a smile on my face. but no, no you just wanted me to hear her sing in eight different languages. thanks for that.

ROFL AT THE CHINESE..it is SO TERRIBLE, this song sucks btw

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that was Japanese

-1

but there was also a chinese one in there

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.....yes I know

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Recording the same song in 8 different languages for an international audience is so PUNK.

+1

I vote for Slut internacional, internationales Slut, Slut internazionale, internationale Slut, международное Slut

+2

Even though I bet you just stole this from some blog, can you give us the mp3s, specifically for the second last song? Kind of catchy

I'll have to tunebite off napster, but yeah if you guys really want them I can hook you up.

he didnt ask for the mp3s for fun

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"can you give us the mp3s, ...Kind of catchy" i should kill you.

Someone kill her please.

+1

as if the rest of the world didn't f*cking hate us enough

-2

She's Canadian.

+2

must be their secret weapon to bring us down so they can have our warm, fertile soil.

+2

She could sing that song in language of the gods themselves. . . and it would still suck balls.

+1

shut up, man! Don't piss her off! Don't you know she's a bad-ass rebel?! she'll come here and kick all our asses!!!

+1

8 Different languages and shes mad in all of them

+1

still need poland.

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hey hey you you i dont like ur website no way no way hey hey you you i hate arvil yes way yes way

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5'd for entertainment. lawl

lol canada.

doing it in english and french is not particularly surprising. but the other languages are kind of ridiculous

The song was drowned out by the voice in my head screaming "F*CK HER BETWEEN THE TONSILS!!"

That song is so f*ckin annoying.

Yes, she's a corporate whore. Still, a corporate whore who I'd love to introduce to my throbbing penis.

damn that chinese was horrible

both

So good it's bad. There hasn't been one Avril Lavigne song that made me want to rip off my own f*cking ears and shove them up my ass.

i worded that wrong didn't?

Where'd you find all the mp3s?

hey! she's hot...and stuff...

1 star for google image, another star for thinking she's a whore for singing in other languages. Dumbass.

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It says CORPORATE WHORE, jesus people.

A corporate whore is very different from a prostitute...even though the principle is the same.

That's right, tons of butt sex.

+1

As if it matters? The message remains. It sucks.

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the point is that she sucks

This is the final frontier

X_X I'm glad rrkfan agrees with me on this. I'm also canadian and now i'm offended by her because of this song. Way to raise the slut ratio, deuche! DOES WAYNE BRADY HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH!? 5/5 tho for having something in common ^_^

I'd hit her. With my fist. I'm an angry god.

+1

I died after the french version. Sorry.

jouna poppa cokefiend?

Happies.

Some of the country flags like the one with the leaf were a bit hard to identify, but other than that good ytmnd.

LOL the second song sounds like she says something about being a coke fiend.

Beat ya to it, hah.

It's a shame that Italy listens to her sh*t.

cool, how'd you find these?

I was f*cking around on napster the other night...and found that she had all these mixes of girlfriend. Hilarity ensued and after my finals today i made it.

+2

The media told me she's a punker so she can't be a corporate whore.

Lol, I checked the song on iTunes, and her HXC fans are complaining that she's "sold out." The irony actually BURNED.

+1

Actually you forgot the POLAND version... On a serious note... that really her singing all those versions?

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you forgot poland

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Amazingly in every language she's a poser. +3 for Portugal

+1

u know having a polend version would work too

IM NOT A FAN BUT THIS WAS PRETTY COOL

wtf slutface

Okay the Japanese is just awful. I vote whore.

I thought she was a hard *ss punk chick. Oh yah - thats right - she used to sing in a folk band with old people back home. Another waste of airspace.

-1

what a sad bitch. who gives a f*ck about German people

+1

i liked the portuguese one better than the english :x

Annoying in 8 languages.

OMFG where did u get that? O_o

this is awesome.

Can't she be both a corporate whore AND an international slut? She's still hot

ear rape

+1

LOL I laughed my *ss off! Literally. Call a doctor. THE BLOOD!

Sounds terrible in every language.

+1

And her French makes me want to shove a baguette down her throat.

+3

"Baguette" eh...so thats what you crazy kids are calling it these day. In my day we just said we wanted to "throat f*ck" her

+2

Annoying after a while... But at least I understand two of them.

juh serray tuh cow peen

regassa!

i could care less

I love that it's exactly the same tune and rhythm and she just tries to cram the sentences into the time allotted.

elaborate , 5er

I need to get the portuguese version for my family

The Japanese, Chinese and Portuguese versions were particularly bad.

+1

wow!!!

I have no problem with people speaking or singing in different languages. I'm no fan of hers but much like the "duck tales fad" etc., I always enjoy different renditions of a song, just to hear what people in other countries are hearing. I think i'll try to find some of these. 4 stars for giving me some more songs to listen to.

Those can't all be her; there have to be some impersonators. At least the Chinese version. lol at the Chinese. Anyway. . . Sie liebt dich. 4'd your information.

It was said somewhere on here that she sang it really really slowly and then they sped it up. I think...

this might be the worst song ever made

You forgot Poland.

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Shes both!, I hate this bitch. This has to be the most annoying song EVER made!!!!!!!!!

holy f*ck!

She sucks at speaking 8 languages.

OMG Secret Mountie/Pussy/Nazi/Facist/Kamikaze/Communist/Something bad about Portugese people/Euro Spick Bitch

+1

-1 for this reminding me of the Night of the Unicorn

her french is awful!

Everytime I think it's going to repeat, there's another. Total whorage.

Even if making multilingual versions of your song were somehow a sign of corporate whoring, this YTMND would still be awful.

+2

Wow. Her accent is terrible in all of those languages.

Well, her accent might be really hot to native speakers. Who knows? -1 for Canadian Flag.

-1

Konya there is thing called thinking which you should do before you type .. now let me explain something, if you were asked to sing in a language you were no fluent do you think you would sound any better? In other words you're comment was both stupid and unessisary

good f*cking lord....

GOOD WORK

OH MY HELL! I can speak a little Chinese (mandarin) but could NOT understand one word of hers... then you get to the part where its edited! AWFUL! She KILLED Chinese!

Amusing =)

wow lol, the japanese one is hilarious. yeah, the only thing avril has is good looks, at least to me.

God-f*cks! Her mother is a French speaking Ontarian and her fathers comes for France, and listen to that french accent! Damnit!

I think she admitted that she didn't speak French at the time she recorded it. Or at least wasn't fluent. Ha ha.

She speaks 8 languages?

-1

clever business plan from avrils managers

I'd hit it like the fist of an angry god, but only if she moans in japanese

At times of crappy music like this... i say one thing... BLAME CANADA!!! btw im italian and you can't really understand what she's saying, apart from the fact she's say i dont LOVE you girlfriend in instead of like... stupid whore... 5 for ridiculing a world-wide failure...

BTW you dont see any other non english speaking YTMND's sayin "im the only one from that country. and im stuck up my own *ssh*le" (MegAtYRaN)

the russian one made me lol

Considering there was no Russian one, which one did you LOL at?

+1

Avirl Lavigne farted. =/

+1

I can't even think of anything to say, im just that dissapointed.

omg that just f*cked my brain up for the day. so painful.... ugh

http://www.blender.com/AvrilLavigneAnswersYourQuestions/video/839.aspx

Whore AND Slut.

And she's a thief... she stole arcade sounds for her 'girlfriend' video from http://arcade.hofle.com

interesting, but you might be more of a slut for compiling this

-5

Theres just no winning with you is there Father-McKenzie..

Yea, he likes to think other people are *ssh*les.