Gold.

+11

PINK AND FLESHY

+1

and wtf

LORD HALF MERCY

+6

Replied

+1

luhahvemuhc

andtheyllseemeeatinapieceofwatermelonlikethis'ere

This is one of the great dark horse YTMNDs. And I'm not just saying that because he's black.

+4

And now I can have a comment at the top!

-1

silver

+2

Lrd 1/2 mrcy.

+4

Platinum.

+2

You need to extend this.. this isn't even the funny part!

fair enough, but I enjoy it a lot and the entire thing was 6 minutes long =) I like my snippet

+2

Don't extend it: the loop is perfect like this

+5

yeah, extend it, you missed the funny.

-1

EXTEND IT! you can find another way to loop it.

-1

exend it please

-1

Damn funny regardless.

it loops perfectly with the you know what make me angry? I can't understand

+2

He wiles out soooo f*ckin hard about watermelon. The part where he's talking about how he had dinner with some white folks and they had slices is priceless.

Extend, we have faith in you.

-1

I am hesitant to make a longer version because, basically, this one hit it pretty well. If it was longer and could keep up the pace it would be better, but I'd hate to extend it and have it lower the quality. I'm fiddling with a longer version but if it doesn't meet the high standards of this one *cough* then I'll just trash it. I don't want to be the George Lucas of YTMND

+8

Damn funny.

(5 none the less)

haha

Your snippit is funny because its done in such a way that makes it seem like it goes on forever.

+6

"and i was like, WHY YOU PUTTIN SALT ON YOUR WATERMELON?"

+1

meeeeeem!!! Tom Cruise wont come out of my closet!

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem irrelevent.

+1

thanks.

Chewie began pumping his hips rhythmically, driving himself into Leia as far as he could go.

+8

I should think this is not funny, but every time I see it, I laugh harder.

+1

In a normal person's brain, there exist some sort of filter between the brain and the mouth to prevent nonsensical rambling. This may not exist for black people.

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I think yours is malfunctioning too

+14

I concur with Caufman

-6

That's because you like watching reels of burning kittens

+7

Understand that Baron pounds Caufman's *ss nightly... hence there names...

+1

amazing

LOL WTF?

omg loop

I did this first, but not as good, and I got downvoated immediately by the downvoating scum. http://peteygreenewatamelon.ytmnd.com/ Good luck to you though, this was a fine job. I hope this stays up because this is a murderously funny clip. Good form.

i like the loop

lol the loop made this, any more longer and you'd probably get some "OMG youtube -1 crap"

wow

very true. As a white man, I'll say wholeheartedly that WATERMELON IS AWESOME. seriously. if you don't like fried chicken and watermelon (not together, separately), something ins wrong with you.

+13

Beans and cornbread!

+1

PRAIZ DA LORD!

I came

+3

DESPICABLE + Daffy Duck = 5. Beautiful loop, too.

+4

+1 Daffy Duck. But seriously I just don't understand how this could be seen as funny.

omfg that is hilarious.

f*cking hilarious! Also, nice circular run-on-sentence loop

omg i been looking this clip forever

+1

i'm not a racist... that's what's so insane about this 5. but you had me at the daffy duck "that's despicable" part.

+1

im sorry, i had to 5 this again

Good execution and nice loop

wow i actually lol'd

Well done sir.

i can't stop laugh, my throat hurts LOLOLOL

Whenever I write an essay for a class, I try to make it end full-circle. This has the same pleasing effect.

+1

water melon=good

+1

I'm not sure why it's black people who like watermelon. Doesn't EVERYONE like watermelon?

+5

this f*cking slays vaagina

+1

The "kicked him in the penith" boy. . . all growed up. . . :*)

+1

lol, self reply.

-8

i was thinking that too

pretty good. -5000 for making me click +5004 for cleverness

+1

this is freaking genius

wow, perfect!

Genius!

It's sites like this that make me want to vote 6. Seriously, it syncs perfectly, and makes me laugh everytime I see it. I especially lol'd at "Lord half mercy".

+1

So damn funny ahaha the crammed words part owns me. 5'ed

lol

-2

hahaha i remember when i first saw that video. it was so unbelievable i nearly sh*t myself laughing. this and the video with the fat black bitch who sings about her "fried chicken, southern fried chicken" set the black race back 150 years. Also, don't ever go to a black doctor. according to actual medical students, they don't actually have to pass any courses to get degrees. thats what we call "progress" though. f*ck affirmative action. it ruins everything and DOESN'T help black people in the end

-1

My Dentist is black and my teeth are grrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat! Frosted flakes they're more than good Theyyyyyyyyre Grrrrrrrrrreat!

+1

lol

wow, I have to 5 this.

Despicable sir, dispicable indeed.

hahahahahah!! I LOVE that video!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-eitsutpOc

text synced with speech, top quality!

wow way to observe what we all knew, but disregarded, because it's a funny YTMND. you truly are a better man than we.

-2

its likea slideshow or something

-2

well slide shows are just light shows without drugs. Or Pink Floyd. I gotta get me to one of them some time soon.

-1

Your despicable!

Yes sir, I liked it.

nice loop, well done

you win 1 night with me

+6

cya soon

+8

lolz, i love it

-1

Awesome site man, great loop as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G3vTCsGv3I

-2

bronze

Nice loop

good edits even if its youtube

i lol'd good, lawd half mercy

Incredible job, seriously.

LORd HALf MERCY

But it's GOOD.

watermelon good

well this surely pushes the envelope

-2

on ytmnd, the envelope is already open and we're free to venture around.

-1

This is funny. VERY funny.

I didn't hear an explanation on how to eat watermelon; this sh*t fails so hard...

-5

I see black ... my black brothers and sisters ... givindistingrite'erea FIVE!

Old http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w7YPlGRX5w But since you are a Petey Greene fan, I'll let this one slide because this video is really funny to me.

I know only one thing. And one thing only. ... I want to find this man's closet.

OMG! I can't stop laughing.

my face hurts from lol'in

LORD HALF MERCY!

+1

I prefer Strawberries myself

-1

this is racist

-1

if it is, you're calling Petey Greene a racist. All I did was add some visuals

I'm mocking the people who decry it as racist. notice the 5 stars.

Well I was mocking people who just had woken up and made a couple quick replies before going to work. *cough*

:*(

=D

last word bitch! ^_^

andthey'llseemeeatinapieceofwatermelonlikethis'ere

+3

This is godly.

All I did was get out of the shower.

Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, YES!

THAT WAS AWESOME!

I had some Gadzooks the other day and it was far from despicable!

This is the most beautiflul and disturbingly well put together looping file in the history of ytmnd. It's like... he's just saying the same goddamn thing over. And over. And over. And over. And over. And over. And over again. And yet.... I keep waiting for him to say something new. Lord half mercy.

+2

You know what's good? The watermelon with little to no seeds in it.

And that's good. And you know a thing that makes me mad?

Grinding your gears?

man that ain't watermelon if it ain't got the seeds!

tasteless and racist bullsh*t.

-3

Lord Half Mercy = 5.

+1

omg...that's awesome!

THATS DESPICABLE

+1

Not all black people eat that sh*t, I personally hate it.

I concur. If I wanted water I'd drink it!

The text actually does a great job of bringing originality to the audio.

andthey'llseemeeatinapieceofwatermelonlikethis'ere

Now that is an awesome loop. Took me a few seconds to realize it had looped.

LOL! Creative and funny. Thanks a lot for helping the site look better!

It is green.

Beans and Cornbread.

+3

Pure gold :D

you stupid ytmnd crackers should google the name Peetey Greene, he was about much more than watermelon eating ettiquite

daffy :P

-1

I believe this is how to eat watermelon. info.ytmnd.com

Badass. Images go real well with it.

Perfect win

+1

dear god.. this is awesome

Nice illustration. www.gabbly.com/ytmnd.com

Fad this mother.

-2

lmao, wtf was this piece of hilarious nonsense

How to prank a n*gg*r

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This is f*cking retarded

-1

LOL

HAHAHAHAHA

Nobody should eat watermelon in the closet just because they're afraid of being stereotyped.

+1

This was great.

LMAO WOOT!

Sounds more like"Lord hammer"

I didn't want to like this. And then the loop and the sync is too good to downvote.

...hhehehhee waudamella!

LOOP. OF. POWAH.

I know better than to get between a n*gg*r and their watermelon. Lord half mercy.

OLD

Well duh the video is from the 70's

it's from the eighties. IT'S FLIPPIN' RONALD REAGAN NEW!

smirk...

O_o o_O O_o o_O O_O XD XD XD XD XD

Amazing. Epic. Wow.

lol...daffy duck FTW

allthosewordspushedtogetheriswhatmademelmao

f*cking beautiful.

best loop ever

LORD 1/2 MERCY! HAHAHAHAHAHHAA

funnyest thing ive seen all day

I was just thinking about this video today.

Awesome. Lord half mercy is a riot.

Lord 1/2 Mercy

black people get offended when other black people eat watermelon? when the f*ck did this happen?

LORD HALF MERCY

I'd ask R Kelly about the watermelon in the closet thing.

That kicks ass!

andthey'llseemevotinafiveonthisite'ere

Watermelon = African Ham.

Oh my God... yes, YES! This is brilliant. And the keyword(s): "how to guide about how one would go about imbibing this ambrosia this food of the gods " is the best keyword(s) of all time.

this is not smart racism , just the stupid kind, which is not funny in any way.

-6

THIS SOUND CLIP IS FROM A BLACK MAN. THIS IS NOT RACISM. All the caps in the world will not stress this point enough.

-1

LORD 1/2 MERCY

I don't know if this is funny or not. v-_-v

best ytmnd ever!

it took me awhile..and watching about 30 times butifyouseemeeatingpieceofwatermellonrightere

Classic

The Daffy Duck makes me chuckle every time.

what

racist

I eat watermelons.

4'd, because I can't understand why you eat beans and cornbread in public either

That's despicable.

Lord half mercy.

it's good

lord half mercy

Cataclaw here, back from the dead, to vote 5 this masterpiece. That is all.

Excellent.

thumbs up

Awesome subtitles

5 for melon munching noises

feive

OMFG THIS IS THE BEST SITE EVER MADE lets have sex

NeoMatrix has me for 1 night this week, but I'm sure I can fit you in

+1

Awesome

WHY AM I LAUGHING?!?!?

-1

hahahahahahhahahahaha

Great loop.

-1

Nothing wrong with watermelon...mmm...

+1

Best ytmnd in a long time

-1

Not quite sure where this is from but humorous nonetheless

5'd for lord half mercy

+1

But its g00d.

Nice sync

It makes perfect sense, just like Kentucky fried chicken with beans and cornbread!

good visual interpretation

Despickable Daffy Duck.

+1

Very very funny. rofl.

Daffy ftw! F*cking sweetness...

sorry, but this is GARBAGE.

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you dont have a soul sir

+2

I've been watching this for the past few hours

+1

Gadzooks!

CARSON DAILY IS A TOOL!

i swear carson daily is a muppet

haha black people, watermelon, so funny i am laughing now yes haha

-2

ROFL

Lawl black pplz

I lolled at Daffy Duck.

LORD HALF MERCY@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ 5'd.

+1

lol upvote

Haha and it loops

I give it a 10....

the loop makes it funny

the loop is perfect

Flawless. ^_^

this is so good i loled out loud

Oh jeez