miss

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Mrs. Money-hat

+20

if by miss you meant you couldn't hit her with that unwieldy ten-foot pole, then yes

+5

shes quirky

+1

miss as in not a hit. and if i got my dick sucked this much i wouldn't need a girlfriend.

-5

Wait so your not the monopoly guy?

+1

wow she lives really close to me. time to fire up the ole' rapemobile and take it for a spin...

+2

I'd hit it.

+15

co-signed

+2

indeed

bitch is hawt illl bang

like Natalie Portman if she actually had a rack!

As would I, my friend, as would I.

cosine'd. hah, and now we're off on a tangent. LOL, TRIGONOMETRY

I 1'd for your x girlfriend

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F*ck yeah. Me likey.

-4

well I liked it

yo seriously is she their only model or what? it's been bugging me for like 2 years

I believe she has my stapler.

+12

lol, self reply.

+6

I WANT TO F*CK HER

+5

ALSO Chewie began pumping his hips rhythmically, driving himself into Leia as far as he could go.

-4

i love you!

Bet she gives great helmet

+10

I want too see her without those shirts could someone do that?

-1

she's a RILF, Retard I'd Like to F*ck

-1

I'd hit that

-1

I want to f*ck a retard, you know for community service.

+6

lololol

I want to f*ck a retard, you know for community service.

+11

lololol once again

+2

you win the weekend sir

Maybe she's just got a lazy eye?

c*ck-eyed

+4

I wouldn't tap that, I'd RAM that

i bet she goes deep throat

-1

they should put her goofy face on their shirts

+6

i thought she was my secret crush...i see her on ebay all the time when i am looking for tasteless t-shirts to put on my stuffed aminals

+2

fourest? http://www.snorgtees.com/images/CustomerPic_000071.jpg

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I read that she braids her pubes so that they resemble the beard of Pirate Jack from the film James and Giant Peach.

+1

5 for using your real account...that girl doesnt appeal to me at all since i had my testicles surgically removed

She's hotter than Jessica Simpson and probably smarter too

sh*tsuxf*get

young ones = insta 5. strange crush = insta 5. and her name is Alice btw, your love's name is Alice, she's 19 and lives in Marietta Georgia. Go find her.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=72470664

oh sh*t, double whammy for you moneyhat. shes in a relationship AND an atheist.

+1

also, "baby carrots and sushi are my number ones."

+2

put all her favorite things into a ytmnd...gentlemen, start your computers...

right now i think its too f*cking bad for Miss Alice from Marietta Georgia. we must make a campaign to win her for money-hat. it begins NOW.

Dammit, you could have kept this to yourself or just PM'ed me. I just wanted to beleive she was this retarded model. Now I know too much. Kinda ruins the joke of the site.

+5

hah, the myspace link changed somehow. anyways, sorry to be The Ruiner, however if you change your mind I'm ready to frame her boyfriend for murder for you.

+4

All women are in relationships, who finds ones that aren't involved?

+2

Heartbreaker.

we must win her heart for money hat

How the hell did you find that out?

Nevermind, I actually viewed the link. Pretty straightforward...

how about a miss ytmnd contest?

+1

She's probably the daughter of whoever owns Snorg Tees. And the sick f*cker parades his hot daughter around to sell shirts.

I'm in love with her as well.

I hate this bitch. Also huge teeth.

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That's alright, I fall in love with a new girl every day.

+2

guaranteed this chick does anal

+4

hahahahaha I didn't notice ++++

-1

-1 b/c i made something exactly like this and i didnt get top viewed so i deleted it

-2

Sorry? Great Minds think alike?

+2

http://aliceheartmoneyhat.ytmnd.com/

+1

Another punkass slideshow...

,,,with tits

+3

mmm pussy

Damn, this girl has huge-ass teeth. I mean tits.

Damn, this girl has huge-ass tits. I mean teeth.

-1

Damn, I'd f*ck the crap outta her.

I am not sure whether this is funny or not v-_-v

What the hell is this sh*t and why is it first on the top viewed?

+2

hilarious

i'd f*ck her but this site still sucks

5'd for Cliff Richard

you had one of the pictures twice.

would hit it until her eyes un-crossed

+5

Hahahaha.

+1

5'd for The Young Ones

shes kinda really hot

Eyes go to the tits before the eyes anyways, so whatever. SHE HAS SUCH SNAZZY SHIRTS IN HER WARDROBE.

she has no tits and shes probably stuffing whats there now

-2

EUREKA! I live in Marietta, GA. She will be mine.

she goes to auburn so nevermind

+1

your fat anyways and will probably use a pick up line like "so would you like to see my pokemanz?"

+1

is this the new queen of ytmnd?

Poor kid. Well at least she's got looks on her side.

Why do I feel like I know her?

-1

these damn ads are everywhere and all of them are with her

+2

I wonder how much they pay her for those ads

1) lovely that you are perfect and can judge everyone so superficially 2) You couldnt hit that if she was in a coma 3) If you are a chick that means you're another petty female jealousy is showing brightly. Go cry because you cant be her.

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oops - let me try #3 again - If you are chick that means you are just another pretty female and the jealousy is shining like a beacon of lameness. Please go wallow in your empty-headed shallowness. 4) Either way you are lamelamelame.

-2

bitter?

+3

God, she's annoying

I'll f*ck the stupid right out of her.

+2

I think the cereal picture is in there twice

No, wait... Same promo, different pictures

She can catch it.

Id hit that hard,even if she is a tard.

she's the one with the roving eye

+1

----------------Girls-------------- -----------are like apples------ -------on trees. The best ones----- -----are at the top of the tree.----- ---The boys dont want to reach--- --for the good ones because they-- -r afraid of falling and getting hurt.- -Instead, they get the rotten apples- from the ground that arent as good, but easy. So the apples up top think something wrong w/ them when in -reality they're amazing. They just-- ---have to wait for the right boy to ---- come along, the one who's- ----------- brave enough to----- ---------------climb all--------- ---------------the way-------- --------------to the top-------- -------------of the tree.---------

+1

f*ck you

+1

What moms tell their ugly daughters.

+8

hah. yeah. funny. not true.

how does one apply your apple theory to lesbians?

+2

shes my fav

+1

I would bone the sh*t out of her. Retarded or not.

-1

I've been secretly finding pictures of her for months! I think she's beautiful.

+1

She Would Get The Buisness

I want her to ride my bologna pony like my name was chuck.

This one time in band camp.. I wanted to f*ck this chick

IF I ever met her I would say "You know what the difference is between once and ounce?" She would say "No, What?" and I would say "You". She totally wouldnt understand and I wouldnt either but she would fall in love with me. Then I would dig for gold in her anus.

+2

hey, way to promote your site. should get some good impressions.

if i ever meet her i would put my tongue in her ass.

I want to suck the tits right off her chest

+1

I'm guessing the guy who started the site said something like, "You're totally hot. You should model my t-shirts." She responded with, "AWMAHGAWD". He then had sex with her, gave her a bowl of cereal, and dangled keys in front of her--all while giving her different t-shirts and, every hour or so, having sex with her again. By the way, I love this site.

+5

And, the ad the site begins with is actually sitting right next to the site preview window.

+2

Shes cute in a way... but not at the same time.

It's not lackin' any meat.

-1

5'd for Young Ones and Sir Cliff

she got boss eye

really? she's retarded? damn.... she's cute

f*cking 5 for description

5'd for Alice.

she's sexy

BEWBS

My vote is generous.

looks just like my ex i used to live with, portman smile and all...makes me want to shave a yak, vomit all over it, let it dry, then...wait, why does "yak vomit" mean something to me? I think I need coffee...4

+1

I'd sooo hit that.

-1

should have used the "rock n' roll mcdonalds" music.

i bet her breath smells.

nice tits + stupid face

-1

i wanna put it in the snorg shirt girl

-1

You can't see her eyes from behind.

+2

she has raisen tits...

-1

lawl jk

this= lame

This just freaked the hell out of me, b/c I think I know who that is. She went to my school, her name is Alice Fraasa, but she wasn't dumb from what I can recall.

Is she easy?

-1

id tap dat :D

-1

she isn't retarded she just models their retarded t-shirts and gets paid.

thanks, shes hot

Mistah eff!! Maaaaaaan I wanna snog her.

Lol the comments made me laugh.. 5d

i dont think she i retarted even if she is id stick my c*ck between dem titties

What about the Busted Tees girl? The red-haired one with the bazongas??? Someone do a site of her! I think I even know her name is Erica Sullivan. DO IT!!!

Like the fist of an angry God

What about the Busted Tees girl? The red-haired one with the bazongas??? Someone do a site of her! I think I even know her name is Erica Sullivan. DO IT!!!

Your sites suck dick lately except for this http://arielkiss.ytmnd.com/

+1

You used to watch Arrested Development, right? MR F

You're the first one to catch that.

i haven't seen every episode, what does the letter mean money-hat...what do they mean?

It's right there in the keywords....

Anyway, beautiful Charlize Theron plays "Rita", whom Michael & the audience think is some sort of British spy. Her bracelet says MRF, but it's not her spy contact... it turns out to be a medical bracelet indicating she is a "mentally retarded female" with the IQ of a 7 year old.

i can't read money hat, also now i want to see that episode.

+1

wtf is this sh*t?

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"wabba"

uh... i think the c*cked eye gives her some character... i would c*ck her eye... and then wipe it off with her cleverly designed and witty t-shirt...

sorry money-hat, but tits or gtfo

4 stars because I DIG HOT RETARDS

haha, everything in the description is true

shes smokin hot, but by the time she puts on that green shirt i think she's put on some weight. Oh and who the hell actually found her myspace ROFLMAO???!

5 for Young Ones, if nothing else.

CANS

I think the stapler one is someone else. You stole my idea.

Reminds me of that Drawn Together where Hero bangs Clara's retarded cousin...

+1

PORN OF CLARA. NOW.

+2

More pics (including mild panty-shot): http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=48045284

And as I access this site, I see an ad for SnorgTees. 5 for you.

Hahaha rovin eye..

lol

I'm giving this a 5 based on the song choice alone.

I got nothing against her....she's struggling to make money and by not being a whore sex-wise, shes a whore crappy tshirtwise

great sound

Mistah F!

Who cares if that chick is retarded, she's still pretty attractive... btw, not that great of a site.

Hell yes, the Young Ones rock!

+1

id hit it, and im married lolololz

-1

Ehh fake girls sway me not

Always see her on Collegehumor.

ALSO Chewie began pumping his hips rhythmically, driving himself into Leia as far as he could go.

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ALSO Chewie began pumping his hips rhythmically, driving himself into Leia as far as he could go.

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This is one of my favorite sites of yours. What does that say about me?

+1

ALSO Chewie began pumping his hips rhythmically, driving himself into Leia as far as he could go.

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ALSO Chewie began pumping his hips rhythmically, driving himself into Leia as far as he could go.

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ALSO Chewie began pumping his hips rhythmically, driving himself into Leia as far as he could go.

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ALSO Chewie began pumping his hips rhythmically, driving himself into Leia as far as he could go.

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ALSO Chewie began pumping his hips rhythmically, driving himself into Leia as far as he could go.

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ALSO Chewie began pumping his hips rhythmically, driving himself into Leia as far as he could go.

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If only she were mine...

at first glance I thought your comment said "If only she were nine..." I almost downvoted your comment for being a pedo.

+1

even with the lazy eye, I think she look cute.

man she is so f*cking hot

Nevermind, I actually viewed the link. Pretty straightforward...

Weird she's totally bulemic you can see on some days she's fat and some days skinny 0.o

She has a nice tummy.

+2

huh

Hot retards FTW

don't move. I'll go get you a towel

+1

soooo hot want to touch the hiney

Women have a pretty good idea that men, when left to their own devices, can be really weird...but god if they only knew just how weird we can get.

I'd hit it... Again.

I dont' know what it is, but I barely find any of your ytmnd's funny at all.

Your tastes are far too developed for YTMND, apparently.

+2

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ what he said

I really hate the snorg girl, and I wasn't into the music, but F*** its a good YTMND and it deserves 5. After I watched it a couple times, I ended up laughing all the same ~_~

-1

http://retardsnorggirlual.ytmnd.com/ Shameless plug-in;)

i don't see the lazy eye but i'd still hit that

She kinda looks like Natalie Portman in the ones where she's smiling. Oh, you noticed that, too lol.

she went to my highschool

I'd hit that.

Me too

She does a great job of filling out those t-shirts

I'm pretty sure I saw her at They Might Be Giants tonight. I should have asked if it was her.

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"The brothers who launched the company 3 1/2 years ago credit much of its success to Fraasa, who’s paid in free T-shirts." How dare they take advantage of a sweet, mentally challenged girl that way!

"But," you might say, "she goes to college, how retarded can she be?" Notice this part of the article: "She is a communications major". Need I say more?

i come from fark i didn't realize how retarded she looks.. thank you for the giggles hottest retard EVAR!