true

+29

2nd

-4

3rd

-7

/wrists

+11

i've never laughed at one of your sites

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ARNOLD SHOULD TEACH YOU ABOUT GAME CHARACTERSHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

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I try to make them funny but everything around me is so sad

+2

1 for putting "yesterday" next to that piece of sh*t song..... but i agree with you

+8

:'(

10th

sadly

4 for truth

sir, take solace in the fact that you did, indeed, make me laugh. There is hope . . .

-1

epic crybaby maneuver

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Very sad, and very true. Well, at least Maddox and Somethingawful are still fresh and clever! ... wait...

+1

ya im sad i started viewing this and maddox around 2005 and ive had to watch them both die in the last year or so

+2

its ytmnds like this that make me wish i could vote 0/5

downvoters are correct here

-1

www.whytmnd.com

+3

This domain may be for sale by its owner! 本語 한국어 汉语 عربي

-1

5'd for beatles.

(///_.)

+26

(._\)

-7

flapjacks

+2

mr meaty

+1

Nutnics. God I want to suck your dick. Ateention the man in red shoes is speaking. Whats that? You need Allan Iverson to stick a red striped candy cane up his dick? Well well that is an interesting query. I'll get back to you.

just lower your standards like everyone else. f*cking f*g.

-4

so ytmnd becomes the fat chick of the internet? we are a little chubby as it is but the next move is to purge the fats (stolen material) and make this site into a sex machine. . .

+18

stop whining....still funny ytmnds......why do care so much, its a website...get a life YOU F*CKING LOSER!!! :) lol

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f*ck off n*gg*r this has meaning to the old users from way back,not greenhorns like you

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now now children saying get a life on the internet is like saying unicorns are gay while you are being buttsexed. And your elitism will no change anything Robmortar I'm just saying . . .

+1

Also Robmortar you seem to be guilty of the heinous crime of ctrl+c'ng images from /_/ and ctrl+v'ng them onto ytmnd so I would say you are in no position to bitch

+7

Rob, he's been here longer than you, and you've helped ruin YTMND further by ripping other sites off, parasite.

+2

^ oh shi I didn't even notice that lol wtf

Pwned.

+2

QFT. "stop whining....still funny ytmnds......why do care so much, its a website...get a life YOU F*CKING LOSER!!! :) lol" Yeah there is alot of crap sites; but I wouldnt waste my time viewing if there werent any good ones. After all you need the crap so the good will be able to rise above it. I

-1

-1

too mean? my bad

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too mean? my bad

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Aye mateys... ytmnd be going through some hard times... but there will be a renaissance!

emoTMND

+1

Please don't try to start another lame fad that is the very root cause of YTMND's fall.

God, I hope we can save it from teh f*gs.... :'(

Try um I donno some original content maybe. . .

YTMNDVC, when you've made ONE good site that hasn't relied on one of the sh*t fads that clogged the site, you can have an opinion, mmmmk, Mr.'07er?

-1

listen dickhead, I've been on the site for 3 years, and just got broadband. Lets see you go on the site and have a good time with LOL, Dialup, k?

I agree with this

Support YTMND.

+1

i think the good (meaning worthy of existence) sites have about quadrupled in number (daily) and the quality of them has gotten progressivly better...and users are much more critical than they were in the past (look at the trash that shows up in worthwhile)...however the totally crap sites have increased 1000-fold so it can seem like we are drowning in vomit...alot the angst i see i often attribute to long-time users just finally getting fed up with the crap sites and not necessarily a decline in YTMND

+5

I agree. but what do i know..

idk my bff jill?

I hate the fact that I've felt so fed up with ytmnd lately... I've spent like a ridiculous amount of free time on this site for over a year, it's caused me to fail socially, I finally thought I was over it and didnt need it anymore and here i am clicking the refresh button on the main page and typing with kindof bad grammra. :-(

+9

At no point in ytmnd history has it been a good idea to click the refresh button constantly, hoping for fresh, good material. I think your view of ytmnd is more impacted by your own life than it is by the actual state of ytmnd. I bet if you got laid ytmnd would be hilarious again.

+3

No, it's pretty much sh*t. That being said, I'm going to try to fix it and if I fail I'll just end up killing it off. It is time to usher in a new era of iron fist bannings and deletions. The mod panels are coming along nicely, within the next couple weeks, site moderation features will be finished at which point I get to start writing the user moderation functions, allowing me (and select mods) to punish, delete and ban users with ease. Bring on the contempt.

+39

You're the man now dog.

+12

Ban 'em all and let God sort 'em out!

+6

I feel the same way feedrosie. I have a sick feeling in my stomach whenever I come to YTMND. I wish max would just ban me. lol.

+1

by the way, i'm all for using banned users for spare crude oil (that outta solve the rising gas prices)

+1

This is what's happening. Ok, first of all there's no more top 5, so what? well, that allows for the mega views, and deep down that's what used to push all the good users to do their best just for a shot at the top. Secondly there's no more top voted, (Im sure it'll return) and that helped to increase views for worthy sites. Thirdly, to me, the layout has been usurped by heavy design since the new theme of july '07, it's the sparsity of '05-06 layout that somehow made it all about the sites, not the "Site"

Yeah Max, that's the spirit!

Holy f*cking sh*t max is made of win.

This is why I sometimes restructure the front page with the customization features.

+1

Go GurLLLLL....

God, this copytmnd is what's ruining ytmnd. Some doofus thinks it's cool to reserect an already sh*tty ytmnd which took absolutely no effort at all.

+1

Hey guys whats going on in this comment?

Allow users to delete comments from their YTMNDS. Without nourishment, the children should wither up and die off.

Can't argue with max on that comment. My sites have been downvoted and spammed into oblivion by f*ckers left and right. I hope YTMND enters a new era; a time of sucker punches for those who would defy the users that make this place great.

-2

so true. i used to check it daily but now when i go through my sites i just skip it, most days. its not even worth it to click and hope something looks interesting.

"allowing me to punish users with ease" Thats f*cking kinky dude. If you are into S and M at all

hey, i've used this site for about 2 years now (on and off in the first year) and i haven't suffered socially at all. The trick is to make friends with flexible people, and only get high on the weekends, so that you have good ideas then...

im stayin out of this one...

+1

There is still good sites. It's a matter of knowing where to find the good stuff. The aren't as plentiful as they used to be, but they are out there.

Umm sageoverride I would say that your sites have justified ratings. . . don't blame downvoters because well lets just say you cited Internets in one of your sites. . .

+1

Just delete YTMND, period.

-1

Banhammer

No Sage, your sites are pretty poor. Plus you're an arrogant defensive f*cker to boot.

+1

thank god max, thank you, maybe i'll actually start making ytmnds again with this new account

Occasionally there's worthwhile stuff. But sh*t like Pacard and the juice thing and bub rubb (it was funny at first, but it was played out by 2006) needs to die a bloody death. There haven't been any NEDMs lately, I actually like those.

-1

on one hand, i'm glad to hear there will be stricter guidelines for idiots who make pointless unwatchable ytmnd's. on the other, i'm worried i'll get banned

I agree with GBard... I wish there were more NEDMNDs around...

-1

The best part, when listening to people bitch about how it isn't funny here anymore, is hearing what they want to see instead. More NEDM would turn ytmnd around. Maybe some more Brian Peppers. I don't think there's enough Stephanie sites. Anyone else miss the glory days of Zidane? What this place needs is more prank phone call mp3s and gifs taken directly from other forums. F*cking shoot me.

+3

what is a front page?

+2

some of it is just that there are such good ytmnds out there, people's expectations are high for every new site that comes out. But most of it isn't.

True. ='[

Too true. Been around for a while myself, and I rarely laugh at the U+C most days. Then again, I have stuff in the U+C nowadays, so what does THAT say? (Only not 5'ed because this isn't funny either ;)

Gabbly 5 mafia conspiracy

+1

There is no, nor has there ever been a Gabbly syndicate on YTMND. Law enforcement officials were just trying to see something that wasn't there in order to cover up for their own ineptitude and corruption. Now return to your homes.

Barbossa: Theres not been a GABLEE gathering like this in YTMNDs lifetime.

+1

GABBLY DOESNT REALLY EXIST

There is no gabbly

Lol, fun times

+2

keaton ur my fayvrit.

+2

butsecs

+2

Pretty heavy domain you got there.

*sigh* it's sad to see ytmnd die like this

+1

Thar be ups and downs to YTMND and its users. Sometimes the front page will suck for a week, and other times be full of gold. We're just in the middle of a depression. Until old users start to abandon ship. Then we're all f*cked

it's been sucking since around the time max posted his last news thing... hopefully when he finishes what he's working on, it'll stop sucking

Can I get at least comment about the music? that mashup was hard as sh*t to do.

+1

your music made me orgasm

it was a good mashup. But for a few seconds, I thought I had opened up 2 different sites at once

+1

you make me come... you make me complete... you make me completely miserable. i'm waiting for max to make a myspace about his state of depression.

Mmm, glad you kept this site simple. I've basically had it with unfunny million frame gifs that take years to load. What happened to simplicity?

I was actually about to make a multi frame long-ass gif about all the funny stuff that used to be on ytmnd. Then I realized that that is just a huge waste of time.

+2

Also, its hard to imagine a generation of new users who think Dr-L337 is actually legit and not a gimmick. Lol, self reply.

+1

"I was actually about to make a multi frame long-ass gif about all the funny stuff that used to be on ytmnd. Then I realized that that is just a huge waste of time." no sh*t: http://maxgoodtime.ytmnd.com/

so sorry to say so true.

There are still funny things on here. People will just have to get more creative. The original stuff was rather simplistic. Now go die. *ONED*

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NEDM

i think you mean OWNED dumbass

I liked NEDM become it became cut and paste head on stuff

I hated NEDM exactly for that reason--that and it just wasn't funny. I don't know if my sarcasm radar is working with your comment though. :/

err typo I meant I liked NEDM before it became (ctrl+c )+(ctrl+v)=NEDM

I think he meant One'd but forgot the apostrophe

i think nedm (for better or for worse) was the last time ytmnd was truly ytmnd. there hasn't been much like that since

Bring back 2003.

+1

YOUR LIVING BACKWARDS ROCK!

+2

Have a little faith in YTMND user creativity. Ive noticed it myself. Everything is meant to decline over time, but someone will always have a good idea. Good song mash-up.

+1

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLM4X: W4H W4H W4H!! 1T5 N0T FUNN3H T0 M3! S0 1 W1LL C0MM3NT 1N C4P5!!!LOLOLOLOLOLOLAQWDADGSGSaerfqerg

-3

-1 cuz I was in ignorant and happy denial before this.

i really dont get what is so bad....all you have to do is look at the u & c and i consistently see good ytmnds......if anything i think the quality has gotten MUCH better, just cause there are crappy ones too that means its bad....i think it is fine....i really dont see what everybody is whining about.

+1

agreed

+1

I agree.. Perhaps it's not that ytmnd has gotten worse, but that people have gotten bored of it.

+1

i remeber in like early 2005....i didnt remember the sites being half as good as they are now....just look at all the good people that have joined since the olden days.....like me....(i didnt have this account, but i still went on this site alot back then)

Its a moderate increase in the amount of funny users and sites paired with a GIGANTIC increase in sh*tty users and an increase in the propensity to vote for sh*tty sites, knocking off better sites from the front page.

idk, mabye it's just me.

epic denial ftw.

I liked it, but it's actually more sad than funny... mainly because it's true. Im sure there'll be some fad that comes along and makes it funny again, but until then the site's gonna be pretty meh.

1) True. 2) Well done. 3) I don't think it's worth dwelling over. The amount of effort that goes into production of the average YTMND is greater, and as a result, those "brush them under the rug" kind of bad YTMNDs are less common. Nowadays the people completely lacking in sense of humor have access to Imageready instead of just Adgif, they've learned how to rip DVD frames rather than just using a single frame from GIS, etc.

This shift ushers in a new brand of YTMND that us older users quite simply love to hate. You see, we used to be able to immediately tell that a YTMND was going to be of some quality the moment we detected a decent amount of effort put into it. But now, the idiots have learned how to sync, and much more. And we hate their guts for it.

The bad YTMNDs are quite inconveniently disguised as good ones nowadays, but that doesn't mean there were ever any less of these sh*tty YTMNDs filling up the front page. This feeling of disillusionment, it's certainly no new development. I'd be willing to bet it's been around since the dawn of the website itself.

It's terribly true. There were days when this site was just soi fun and hysterical I couldnt click refresh fast enough. . Now you just need to look once every 3 days and you pretty much got anything funny in a few minutes. Like the up ancd coming. When U&C first came out, it was almost a completely new list every hour. Now it's just the same crap recycled for a day or two. Really sad to see this happen. I feel bad for max because he dumped so much time into the site, trying to make it better.

But what was he going to do? The site was using mega space and not bringing in the money to justify it. YTMND would eventually lose either way, and cry babys like inkdrinker sure didnt help.

No.

make some sites its fun

vicious

blood of a beast who wonders, hunting for the blood of others

+1

Good job!

its not all bad

......................................... :(

this site is a complete exaggeration. if you are unhappy with the state that YTMND is in then dont make sites like these, make some funny sites and make ytmnd funny again.

+2

This man, Just won, the entire internet. I bow to your comment. I dont come on a website to see a top viewed about it die..... positive websites will increase positive behaviour. Bleh, we need more fads.

+1

lol topical humor.

Also first fav

it's all gray like Earl.

In my custom interface for ytmnd, I always keep a window of the Top 15 rated web sites. That list has changed maybe twice in the past two months it seems. Where is the content, people? You disgust me. No, no, I kid, actually F*CK YOU YOU F*GGOTS sorry I am not myself.

I feel YTMND is in its 14th or 15th century right now. Hopefully these tough times will start a blooming. Although I had my share of laughs over the school year, it seems the past couple of months haven't really been up to par. Maybe the whole site is in a less optimistic mood given Max's money woes.. less people viewing and creating sites means less bandwidth to pay for I suppose :P Have your rebirth, ytmnd. PS Its not like I've contributed anything worthwhile anyways, point is moot.

OMG SO TRUE

Very good point

Lets all rub our penises together and think of a way to save the site.

So true. :'( I remember the good old days... and now we have this bullsh*t "pacard" coming along ruining all the good material that's still left.

my god. the world will rejoice when this f*cking sh*t pacard bobsled sh*t f*cks off. sick of it.

haha i was thinkign the same thing i was like is this the best thing the site could do

Not to mention, most of the users here are now f*cking idiots. It seems the comments on this site are a bit more mature though.

I'm not giving up on this site and never will. This site is a great community. This site is way better than any of those blog sites like myspace. Myspace just keeps making me look into the past of what I regret. YTMND helps me to live in the moment and try not to focus on the past.

i have one complaint, can max fix the "users by sites" thing. it seems to never update and i want to know how much i have. also downvote this comment like you always do you.

-1

yeah i was looking at ytmnd today and everything I clicked was f*cking stupid

this site reflects its title. a new dennal plan would be nice though...

but Lisa needs braces...

Yeah dude! Dennal Plan is the funniest fad ever! Oh wait, I'm not mentally handicapped.

tell that to the top 10 best this month

LAWL FAVD I LUV IT

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DO ME A FAVORE CALL MAX TELL HIM HORSE DICK IM SOOO GAY

never was funny, js

I agree. It's not the same. =(

Really nice sounding.

wow.

+1

yup, pretty much

YTMND is sorta going downhill.. what with all the down-voters, poor sports, wasted space, and baddies. nice ytmnd, catches the downfall of it. hopefully faithful viewerscan bring it back up tho.

It's not all bad. Sure, the consistency in quality just isn't where it used be, but there are still gems out there. There has always been a sea of crappy sites in proportion to good ones, the only difference is that ytmnd's user base has increased exponentially. The old system just doesn't work anymore because it was designed for a smaller audience. Now treasure hunting is even harder than it was before. The only thing that really concerns me is that there is so much less traffic in Up and Coming.

+1

"The only thing that really concerns me is that there is so much less traffic in Up and Coming." BINGO. It's just the same damn thing all day. Pretty sure that wasnt the purpose of U&C. Maybe max should lower the requirements for it?!

+1

I don't feel like YTMND has taken a complete step in the wrong direction. The site has come a far ways since '05. I don't notice as many random downvoters, at least not as many as during the days of inkdrinker and tehpwner2 or whatever his name was. There is still good, original content made. People can still make funny sites based on fads. The real problem is that it seems like the good is being flooded out by the bad and repetitive. The only stuff that really annoys me nowadays is the purposely crappy

sites with the purposely loud, distorted audio (usually anything involved with the Poland fad). Its stupid, pointless, and not humerous.

its been ever since the new layout

Too many people making sites about YTMND, sadly including this one. People aren't going to post this somewhere or show it to their friends. That is how we will become big again. Regress from this post-modern era where everything is self-referntial and just make sites that are funny...that anyone can get without prerequisite knowledge of 20 internet memes. It becomes too formulaic, with users trying to duplicate the success of other sites by going back to the same well ad infinitum...

+4

Nobody wants to spend hours on a site unless there is a buffer, some familiarity that will ensure it being voted into the Up & Coming...which is understandable. I think some of the site creators underestimate the ytmnd audience and how quickly they will pick up references. Most people here are going to pick up on an incredible array of pop culture.

+3

So well put.

+1

truth.

What a waste.

So true. R.I.P.

-2

No. Not yet. Let's try to save ytmnd while we can.

Nice to see you trying to change things /eyeroll

You're just adding to it.

+2

i so agree i started to feel like i was downvoter after awhile after all the 1's i was giving out but i cant give credit when its not due

I've really noticed a decline in funny recently too. YTMND needs to step its game up.

add boys 2 men "yesterday" in there and its epic

All the recent "good" or "funny" sites are for the most part unoriginal peices of fad work. Allthough some are good, I just dont think "good" ones should be 300, or Cool Runnings sites

so true... and i cant help but feel that i have contributed in some way to the worthlessness on this website :'(

If Max is going to get rid of users that aren't making funny sites, does that mean the FPA is going out the window (No offense to them, but their sites are more like remixes than jokes).

(///_.)

Harry and Voldemort both die after their wands meet and backfire on each other.

noooooooooo! ...actaully, i wouldn't care.

agreed. ytmnd used to be funny and this site being #1 proves it. maybe everyone finally got a life(?)

+1

Personally this is what it kinda feels like when I come to ytmnd and actually dare to look at the stuff under recently created: Nice person has puppy, I walk over to nice person, they kick me in the balls and blow an airhorn in my hear for nine seconds then run away going el oh el oh el oh el.

+2

5 for Yesterday

3'd for next thursday

shut up and stop whining

-1

I quit

agreed

I never thought I'd be one of these people, but you're never going to make YTMND by doing something lame and unoriginal like this. YTMND is about people. And people are hard to change.

Brilliany.

Or maybe even brilliant...

+1

you would be 5'd if you dropped the pathetic and repetitive emo music.

Can I have your stuff?

man that mix doesn't work. This site contributes to the downfall of YTMND.

+2

+1 for irony.

I agree, the quality of YTMND's have gone DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN lately

You really could have just loaded up the titles with all the f*cking Lazytown sites that have been around lately.

SO TRUE

+2

You sir have achieved contributing to that with this YTMND. Congratulations!

Truth. The demographic is now way too saturated with young teens that you find on Youtube and Newgrounds. People are preoccupied with trying to be popular, included in jokes, and have no real talent or sense of humor. It's like f*cking high school again. *sigh*

At least I'm not the only one who noticed that YTMND just isn't what it used to be. Nobody puts anything well thought out anymore. Seriously :(

true

Feels like that every 2 months, but now, as strong as ever. Sigh.

On that note though, this is one of the best YTMNDs I've seen in a long time, and thats...strange.

That's the saddest song I've ever heard.

In every form of art/sports/entertainment it is consistent for people to constantly bitch about how great things used to be X amount of time ago.

I refuse to believe things like PACARD are funny, f*ck these bullsh*t fads

+1

lol, emo rubbish

wah wah wah stop bitching

+1

Rosie, PLEASE remove Simple Plan from this. "Yesterday" would've been just fine.

Most deserving top 15 in a long time.

The sad part is school is about to let out for summer. It's going to be great seeing MS Paint penises in the mouths of a bunch of kids I will never meet.

+5

Sounds like the stuff I'd see in Encyclopedia Dramatica

hahah....but there is still hope!

agreed

keep on keep'n on

This is the first 5 I've even given in a while.

it's like the pic max put up on the front page a while ago... just not as funny, but you probably put more effort into this one

+1

lol

I was thinking this the first damn day of whatever changed, it's all been absolutely worthless :(

PLEASE GO TAKE A SH*T SIR!

-1

HORSE DICK! LOLZ!

I COMPLETELY AGREE

damn straight

-2 for whining

-1

My sentiments exactly

i remember first coming to this site (i know i only recently made an account) i rofled just about every day. now i come on and sigh. Too many ---TMND's. i want my ytmnd back. GIVE IT TO ME.

damn NARVs

The site is still funny. This YTMND isnt.

-1

why did this happen to me?

This site comes off as a little whiny. And irregardless, the site is still great; just ignore the riffraff and enjoy the noise sites.

+3

i blame "we didnt start this website"

+1

You must have missed my awesome Dr_H4NK site yesterday.

Thank not-so-funny 14 year olds and WOW jokes for the downfall

HEY THAT'S NOT WHAT THE FRONT PAGE LOOKS LIKE YOU TRICKED ME

I like ytmnd the way it is. I havent been here as long, though.

-5