seriously?

+3

[insert witty retort here]

-3

http://pariz.ytmnd.com

-1

Why are you out of jail?! Thats ridiculous. Just because you were crying and not eating. well, guess what. So is EVERYBODY ELSE. you are in PRISON. And reasons why you were crying and not eating are as follows: "crying: because you are in freaking prison." "Not eating, because you are paris hilton." And now what? Instead of spending your rightful 30 WHOLE DAYS in jail you got to spend five, and then go home to your multi-million dollar house. bitch.

-1

Rawr

Paris is a noob.

[Insert clever comment here]

+2

[insert witty retort here]

+2

Insert rapier like wit here.

Insert Actual Rapier in first commenter :)

[Insert penis into vagina to cure virginity]

+2

I didn't find that humorous

Go back to giving head paris.

In all fairness the anchor said before that line "I can't believe I'm going to say this..."

+10

Well, they probably are

real smooth media

+1

OMG BONO TOK OF HISG LASSES LEST TEH WHOLE WROLD MUSST NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!!!1!1!oneololOLLOLOLOLOLOKLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOO

+9

(pretend that the "LEST" isn't there and it'll make sense.)

I wonder if Lasers shoot out of his eyes like cyclops 8 D

omg lol

yikes.

Why the E-meter? Scientology?

+4

you get a cookie for noticing

+2

You beat me too it, curse you CNN. Curse you.

Because there's nothing more important than AUDITING amirite?

REMOVE THE THETONS.

Even Paris leaving jail has to take a back seat to CNN's lead story: BONO TAKES OFF HIS GLASSES

+12

Aw dammit, gamekid beat me to the joke. I'm so used to ignoring L337Sp34k I overlooked it.

+1

ZOMG!!! Surely a sign of the apocolypse

whoops, missed that too.

The media is awfully ripe for parody these days. The sad thing is, the people giving you the news don't know why it is the way it is. Case in point: A couple newscasters were talking about how Cuba Gooding Jr. helped a guy who had been shot, and they wondered why there weren't more stories of celebrities doing good things and how tired they were of hearing about the bad stories. There are a lot of problems with that, notwithstanding the problem that celebrities doing good things isn't newsworthy either...

This is depressing, I mean, people actually care about the what happens to Paris Hilton? Seriously?

+4

Paris Hilton was in jail? Bah whatever I couldn't give a f*ck.

+2

I flipped my glasses

CNN is a f*cking joke.

+1

CNN is a J*cking foke.

+2

[insert penis here]

+2

CNN is a f*cking poke.

.ekoj gnikc*f a si NNC

that bitch needs to give me head

+1

burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood burn hollywood

I will seriously shoot or throttle Paris Hilton if I encounter her in person. Any law enforcement agencies worth their salt should interrogate me immediately.

+3

k

+1

HAHAHA, I love how they say "BREAKING NEWS!" "Paris is out of prison. The world is now back to normal. There is no other news." And that was fun. :)

It's funny because she's a whore and she dominated the news. It's sad because she's a whore and she dominated the news.

+3

god i love cnn

saved

CNN sucks anyway.

I say she should've stayed in there and learned a lesson or two:-p

where's that dude who said "is anna nicole smith still dead?". He's the only anchor who seems to have an inkling of perspective.

Jack Cafferty. I saw him often in local NY stations when I was, like, 10 and younger. He's on a bigger stage now.

This media was smooooooothhh

Is Anna Nicole Smith still dead?

+2

NO!

+1

yes

Her spirit lives on...

+1

i made it first

http://pariz.ytmnd.com

+1

None of our major news networks actually give us news anymore, nor analysis for that matter. Anyone else notice this?

+1

INFOTAINMENT FOR THE F*CKING LOSE!

why is this woman allowed to exist. why is she so important that a news superpower such as cnn actually makes a slongan CENTERED AROUND HER. God damnit i cannot watch cnn any longer. not even james earl jones can fix the mess they made.

+2

1

+2

Well, I'm disturbed.

HYE GUYS YTOU KNOW WHAT I T;HINGK? I THINK SEL;EBRITYS SHOULD BE IN MOVIES INSTEAD OF THE NEWS

Paris Hilton in a movie? F*ck that.

+1

Oh wait, already did three times. OH SNAP NOT FUNNY

+1

Paris news?? what the f*ck? I guess they'll make anything a scandal to take the viewers minds off of the POINTLESS WAR we are currently fighting ...people are arrested for DUI's EVERY f*cking day. Just because a little rich girl gets busted its on the news? Christ, why does anyone care what the f*ck she does.

-1

I was going to give this site a 4. Then I saw the ad in the corner.

+1

what the heck is a quantium?

WTF SCIENTOLOGY

I don't care anything about "Paris news" I don't see how the rest of the country cares enough about "Paris news" such that she'd be all over it. Has the whole world gone mad?

+1

Anything that makes fun of corporate news is good in my book.

+1

lol house arrest when you have millions of dollars is just terrible. I mean, she has so many things to do. And I bet she can't even swim with the ankle monitor on. Horrible, just horrible. At least she can throw up with privacy now.

+1

Also, Iraq

Voted 2

F*ck you, CNN; f*ck you, California legal system; and f*ck you, Paris Hilton. I only wish I could destroy all three of you.

+1

Whats wrong with you people?? How is a screenshot rated so highly?

-1

signed.

-1

What's wrong with YOU?? How can you believe this screenshot is worthy of 2?!

-2

God damnit I just noticed the Scientology ad YOU SUBTLE BASTARD.

+2

bah, you beat me to it

+1

Nice clip in of the Quantum...you sly fox

I find the auditing advertisements and "Bono Takes Off His Glasses" even more idiotic.

THIS IS REAL? that is so stupid for CNN to go and try to become the #1 in celebrity news. they suck now. therees no real news anywhere now its all laughable bs.

Kill me now.

So you decided to make a YTMND about it? Gotta say, this is not up to par.

-1

Maybe you didn't notice the edits.

No. . . I didn't. . . Who's an *ss now, huh? Well, it's too late to go and delete what I said already. But I hope an apology will suffice.

5 for the Scientology ad

+1

The ones WILL continue Paris is a dumbsh*t and CNN is pathetic but that doenst mean we have to make YTMNDS about it do we... Oh also you fail becuase that was horrible

-2

Hahaha CNN f*ckin' liberals

+1

Gotta 5 this.

i see what you did thar

"Those [Katrina] people are so poor.....and so.... black..." --Wolf Blitzer, CNN

+2

That was the best news quote of all time.

plus 10 for the quantum

wow, f*ck celebrities