this is fake, and also was posted here before. wasted sponsorship

+27

ROMULUS is spelled wrong. RIMULUS sounds like a character from one of those sick Online Fictions where Harry Potter & co. is gay. ---- You may have wasted $60 on a fake lead, but you can now claim to be the progenitor of the sure to follow -RIMuLuS- YTMND fad which will be overdone ad nauseum.

+10

RiMuLuS will probably be a Star Trek ROMULAN from the West Indies with giant blue dreadlocks who interacts with and only with the Epic Gay Harry Potter world. He will be incorrectly associated with PaCarD but that's the way YTMND fads go.

+15

Vulcan's bleed green, it's more logical.

+4

harry potter. 'nuff said. why don't people read real books?

+8

The Harry Potter books are great.

+4

You know what could use a movie series? The Dune Prequels and the Butlerian Jihad books

+1

Someone needs to make a Lovecraft movie that doesn't blow c*ck.

-2

the real question is, "Who gets date raped?"

+7

I AM KLINGON!

-1

Snape Kills Voldemort kills Snape who killed Dumbledore. Ah.. this is all very confusing...

+4

LOOK AT OUR BROWSER TITLES!!! WTF??????

+2

and why the f*ck is this ytmnd name beside the main YTMND name???

-1

Wait, so the cops knew Internal Affairs was setting them up?

Harry Potter dies.

+2

Harry Potter is for f*cking fairy f*ggots

-1

BRING BACK NANCY DREW AND THE HARDY BOYZ AMIRITE?

ALSO THE BABYSITTERS CLUB

+1

Rimulus... Rim..jobulus?

goosebumps books were the best

+1

Actually he kills Dumbledore so I can continue to upvote. COOKIE 4 U ^_^

THIS JUST IN THIS IS REAL!!!!!! see my c*ck for more details!

+1

Wasted 60.00

+5

http://www.gagreport.com/images/harry_potter_nimbus_2000.jpg http://img.gallfree.com/toon/vippay/31comix04.jpg http://img.gallfree.com/toon/vippay/31comix12.jpg

-5

yer an idiot Docter, read your recent comment here: http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/773562

Oh no! Watch out! Here I am! The only idiot on the whole internet!

-1

http://snapediessoharrycankillvoldemortandsurvive.ytmnd.com/

rofl a all the Harry Potter fans no accepting this is real "Its fake, total fake" so glad i never read that book.

-1

pretty sure its a fake...

no, its true, JK rowling confirmed it.

-1

No no .. that would've have made bigger news .. haha

-1

all the fans are in denial lmao

hey Docter, what do you have to say about yourself for your comment in this site: http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/773562

-1

that you are a creepy pre-pubecent stalker liberal who has never experienced a time in your life where you were proven wrong. Which one of mommy's boyfriends beat you to be such an *ssh*le?

-1

lol spnsor fail

+10

why can't we see any page numbers? this is obviously fake. no printed copy would use font that looks worn out like that

-4

nah, you're just wrong

f*cking comment downvoters

-5

hey Docter, I was right all along. this was a fake. you mother f*cking dumbass.

Time to leave the internet until July 22 because of stuff like this.

+24

my thoughts exactly. even though this is fake a real one is bound to surface.

+1

Run away bitches!

lol, you care about harry potter, f*g!

-1

NoOooOOo BITCH!!!!

+1

YOU BITCH!

5'd because of 'someones going to jail for this' LOLOL

-4

lol phail for knowing nothing about harry potter

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So.. People who know about Harry Potter are cool or something?

+4

LOL! SNAPE KILLS VOLDEMORT!!!!!1q

+1

..no he doesnt.

-4

lol harry penis

+8

now i couldn't give a sh*t about harry potter... but why would snape do a thing like that unless they were buttsexing.

+13

they were buttsexing

+1

You're a bit late to the debunking party.

-1

Social Democracy, if you happen to read this.... You should sponsor the following site for $102 dollars---- http://gayplaza.ytmnd.com/

+8

Oh god, please do! That comments page would be the best reading on the web for a week!

+6

do it

lawd have mercy

no, sponsor this one --- dough.ytmnd.com

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On second thought, go f*ck yourself.

I love that site.

YES

lol failure

Rimulus? That sounds like a made up name...the name the faker was looking for was Romulus (Remus and Romulus were founders of Rome)

-1

Well you have at least a sixth grade education.

+3

sixth? in teh American system? that's generous.

-3

Why would the founder of Rome be in a Harry Potter book?

+2

Bitch, YOU BITCH !!!!1!!!

I say if a site gets added to the freaking YTMND title bar for the entire website it's quite an accomplishment. But then I also said Disorderlies was gonna hit BIG so you might not want to listen to me.

+2

You got the win!

-1

Forget the Rimulus thing, why is "Him" capitalized in there? That's the sort of typo that distinguishes a real draft from just some guy on the internet typing up a fake. Unless Snape was God all along, which would have been a far bigger spoiler, I'd say.

+1

The "Him" that is referred to is Voldemort, not Snape.

+1

Same difference. The only way this would be any faker would be if it were written in Star Trek font, with "LOL, Spoiler" in the dialogue.

i read like the first 2 books they referred to him liek that i think it was actually capitalized

When it takes more than ten syllables to explain a spoiler, it just isn't funny.

+4

No, that's EXACTLY WHY it's funny.

I have a feeling this would happen. Anyway, if the book release confirms it, I'll write a YTMND tributing Snape.

-1

Nooooooooo! You bitch! YOU BITCH!

+10

fail

+2

That's from the PDF of a fake by some loser who actually wrote his own version of the seventh book to piss fans off.

+6

And I think Snape died so HARRY could kill Voldemort. Snape sacrificed himself, he didn't win in the fake story.

+1

MWAH. MWAH. MWAH....

+2

I just got a summary of the fake from Digg. Which I loathe.

this is sh*t

this sucks

fake, wasted money

+1

hey! snape kills voldemort!!!

+1

NOOOO YOU BITCH!

you bitch

"Trusted him more, I always.... I don't know." Doesn't sound like Rowling's style.

+1

Let's just number a few of the obvious failings in this fake: 1. 'You came through in the end' is pure Americanism. 2. So is 'you saw how Severus went down'. 3. 'quickly looked at both sides' - sh*t English. Should be looked TO both sides. 4. 'someone who doesn't care wouldn't have faced up' - sh*t grammar. Should be 'someone who DIDN'T care wouldn't have faced up'. 5. 'It's weird but' - more Americanisms. 6. 'I never listened to him or I never' - utterly sh*t English. Should be 'I never listened to him, and I never' or 'I never... nor did I'. 7. 'turned to pay his full attention' - nuh-uh. More crap English. You don't 'pay your full attention'. You give it. 8. 'better than we give him credit for, that's why...' For f*ck's sake. Did you hire a child to do this? There should be a full stop (a period to you Americans) after 'for', and 'that' should start with a capital T. Oh, and it should be 'gave' rather than 'give'. In summary: FAIL.

+11

I just don't understand why he went through the trouble of using his kidney as a full stop.

lol "bash americans via internets to improve low self-esteem!!!111" some is having their "stop", or, in 'American", period, rag, Aunt Flo. Your life = none+fail

-3

I like Gex's analysis.

-1

Well considering JK Rowling (or whatever her name is) was homeless before she wrote the books, I think she may have bad grammar :p Also, this could be a manuscript scan in which case you could still have grammatical errors because it is still an unfinished copy. Not to mention most of the quotes you provided are dialog which doesn't have to be grammatically correct. I'm not saying its real, but if it is I want you to suck my american c*ck

+1

I love how you made this about being american when it wasn't remonster ... good job

gex wasnt insulting americans, he just said that some phrases used were very american and probably wouldnt be used by an english woman.

Nah, Gex's analysis is a stupid one. All he had to do was see the misspellings of character names and know it was fake right there, instead he wasted a few minutes of his time bitching about grammar so he can tell himself that the ending isnm't ruined for himself.

Most people that don't read HP would not catch the misspellings, ergo I laid it out, plain and simple, why this page is a fake. Remonster: Do you honestly think that someone that's typing up a manuscript in Word is going to bypass all the inherent squiggly red lines all over the page? I don't think so.

"Not to mention most of the quotes you provided are dialog which doesn't have to be grammatically correct." .... Dialog doesn't have to be gramatically correct? It's a book! It's English text! Of course it has to be grammatically correct; unless you're an ameatur, which in this case Rowling isn't.

Gangstud, you moron. He referred to Americanisms first than complained about "sh*t Grammar/utterly sh*t English/Crap English ". The insult is implied. That's like insulting "Black" people if he said Nizzle is "Ebonics" then later saying What the Dilly, Yo is a sh*t greeting, N*gga Please is sh*t English, and B*tches ain't Sh*t is more crap English. Gex made good observations about the invalidity of the picture BUT insulted Americans. Not saying our English is emmaculate but (Brains)*0=You

Did anyone else notice that the title of YTMND has been added with SNAPE DIES KILLING VOLDERMORT SO HARRY CAN LIVE

+1

Yes, but that doesn't change the fact that this site still sucks.

Yeah, ahd the ytmnd of THAT is actually a good one.

-1

This already failed once - so you stole it from another ytmnd and add your own wit (I use that term VERY loosely). It still sucks. What is astounding is that someone as dumb as you actually put money into this lame attempt.

-2

The creator and sponsor are two different people. You're an idiot.

So I can't comment on both? Wtf difference does it make? What is idiotic is you are so anal you'd actually make a big deal out of that. Holy sh*t call the retard patrol because I commented on the maker and the sponsor. What was I supposed to do- PM the sponsor? Eat sh*t and die.

-2

NOOOO YOU BITCH

2 for funny description :P

There's Gayfuel near here. I can hear it.

This comment was 100% better than the YTMND on which it is written.

NOOOOOO YOU BITCH! YOU BITCHHHH! Lol. i didnt really even read the 6th. i skipped chapters. i dont know what the hells a horocruxz or whatever those kids call it these days.

FAIL

-1

Ha ha, those crazy nerds and their books

+2

haha don't care whether it's true or not! NAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU BITCH!

I hope there's another, "NOOOOOO! YOU BITCH! YOU BITCH!" made for the newest book.

I'm voting one because it's what the cool kids do. Also, I will laugh hysterically if this actually ends up happening more or less.

lol

-1

WARNING: MASSIVE PHAILURE

-1

Hermione dies.

+3

Due to IMAX illness which difficulted her ability to breath.

-1

Harry dies.

+3

LOL!!!!!!! spoilers, THEN spoiler warning. hey, one star is better than none, right?

-3

someone likes this YTMND... (see the blue bar thingy at top of screen)

I THINKS IS TEH MACKS LAWL

a horrible fake gtfo

-1

fake.

5'd for the description.

I heard Jesus comes back in the end and smites their devil-worshipping asses.

-1

You got the bootleg version of the bible I see

+5

thank you for giving this site $60 yo

Thanks for reminding me to not check YTMND for the next month.

+1

The grammar and vocabulary is also too poor to be real.

-3

have you read Harry Potter Before?

+6

Minus 1,000 for a fake.

-3

I give you one because it somehow worked it's way into the title on the main page.

+1

Needs more Spanish Inquisition.

needs more rimulus (hopefully with 100% more rimming action).

-1

I hope to god this is fake. *ssh*le.

-1

hahahahahahahahaah youre a tool i hope this is real.. cause that guy above me is a TOOL!!!!

+2

I like the part where they talked about going down on eachother.

Noooo!!!! YOU BITCH! YOU BITCH!!!

nooo, you b.... ah i don't even care

When people start posting real spoilers for the book after it comes out, it'll be much more interesting than psoting fake spoilers. But, I suppose it'll attract a lot of people believing it.

-1

omg its true

I'm gonna laugh when this is fake. However, everyone saying "OMG SHE SAYS NO NEW CHARACTERS WILL BE INTRODUCED"--I highly doubt there won't be some minor new character somewhere, and no one said this Rimulus guy is a major player in the book. Nevertheless, this excerpt is pretty failtastic and doesn't have the effect Snape Kills Dumbledore had.

-1

The real flaw with this one is that even if it were real, half the fanbase expects Snape to turn good anyway, so it just doesn't have the same impact. What made SKD so awesome was that a guy could drive around a bookstore shouting it, and that lady was actually upset by what he said. If he shouted this she'd be all "Yeah, so?"

If this isn't fake I hope you, anyone who posts this, the and the person who made a really sh*tty copy of this die of some horrible disease, preferably of the flesh eating variety. But since I'm 90% sure this is fake, heres a 3.

-5

The thing about it is, its up to the copier to prove to you that its real. As long as you still have doubts, you're still going to read it, and still enjoy it. If there is reasonable doubt there, its just a theory (in a fairly convincing format). So calm down, and when you're done reading the book (as you would have done anyways) would you really be upset if this was true?

-1

Im sure the harry potter fans have long left this site

proly fake but lol if tru

this better be fake or I'm going grab my tec and start killin n*gg*z fo fun

-3

f*ck harry potter go get laid f*ggety virgins

+2

hahaha, i love it

Firstly, why is 'Him' capitalized like they're talking about god? It's Voldemort. And who's Rimulus?

lol. fake fake fake. Rimmulus? hahah

EPIC ...Sorta.

The quotes around the dialog are also single quotes, not double.

In England they use single quotes first, then double. Just the opposite of what we do in America.

Nooooooo! You bitch! You biiiitchh!!! :P

true story I've never read any of these books or seen movies but has anyone ever made a medieval one where it says "NEIGH YOU HARLOT" or something like that because that seems like an easy 3.75.

owned!

Wasted $60 dollars man. You're the reason this site isn't funny anymore.

This is trash. For one, the writing is awful. Rowling is no master of the language, but she's not an idiot, either. much failing for being so gullible.

Congratulations for reaching the page title.

oh god...

Don't care if fake! Telling everyone anyway.

+1

I wish this was real

Phayl

fake scan is faaaake. it's regulus, not rimulus. retards.

+1

F*CK YOU BITCH I HOPE YOU DIE IN HELL

-2

"Hey Loser! You are trying to use a sound, image or title that's already been used! Currently we are not allowing this. Please go back and try to be original you useless sh*theel. Attempting to evade this system may result in a ban."

Very nice! How did this possibly come into your possession?

-3

The last couple of Harry Potter books have sucked worse than hell. They were made to be made into movies. They suck so badly. I was, no kidding, expecting something like 'Snape kills Voldemort' to happen, because that's such a lowly uninteresting predictable thing that is going to happen... in a low-grade hollywood movie.

+1

This Is Fake! Harry Dies Killing Voldemort and snapes just kills dumbledore GOSH! If the writer truely sold her creativity out which she strongly defends then Harry still dies.

Fake theories like this are actually good for us Harry Potter fans. It will prevent me from knowing which one is actually real.

Only one more Harry Potter book left to spoil. This needs to be epic, people.

Hi, my name is ggg. .ggg si eman ym , iH

+3

I read Lemony Snicket, so this Harry Potter stuff is lost on me

+1

Will Turner becomes the captain of the Flying Dutchman, a Prop tower falls on Prince Charming during the climax of Shrek 3, The guys in Ocean's 13 get the money but then donate it to orphans but then someone wins 11 million dollars legitimately, Beth castrates Stuart in Hostel 3 and emerges in the last moment of the film to behead a member of the bubblegum gang (and they play socer with the head), Peter Parker accidentally vaporizes Venom after Venom impales the New Goblin to death.

-1

i hate you, but i had to admit good one

PWNED!

yay :D

genius either way

God damn it. Oh well, I guess that saves me thirty bucks.

VOLDEMORT KILLS SNAPE ROFLWAFFLES

Harry Potter dies.

Fake but a 5 for the description.

HAHAHHHHAAA OH YES OH YES. I LOVE YOU!!

Just came in to say hi.

Voted 5 :) (obviously)

f*ckin ppl that dont read these books will never understand why the hell HP fans are so passinate about the series. And we certainly do not appreciate people showing us spoilers or false spoilers. So some advice for people like that. Stfu and kiss the side of my penis.

+1

f*ck*n AY to that.

hey, i used to read them. Then i realized that real books were better for you. I have a list of them here for you: 1984, Animal Farm, Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep?, The Man In The High Castle, A Scanner Darkly, Keep The Aspidistra Flying, A Lesson Before Dying, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, The Kite Runner, Thank You For Smoking, and Boomsday. Read any combination of any of these books, and then tell me whether you still like Harry Potter.

+1

there are many more, which are as good, if not better, but Harry Potter books are about as intellectually informative as TV, particularly in America, where they changed the name of the first book to pacify the retards who couldn't possibly bother to look up the Philosopher's Stone or anything to do with alchemy, the 'scientific' answer to witchcraft.

-3

Amen, geoguy.

-1

Geoguy91, what a perfect example of ignorance and eliticism. I've read almost all of those books you've listed and still think Harry Potter are some of the best books I've read.

Blommer, that's because you're illiterate. Looking at a book and reading a book are two totally different things.

+1

Haha, another zinger from Ballsup!

+1

I'm sure that these people saying that the Harry Potter books suck because they aren't intellectual have never once watched a non-intellectual movie/tv show or listened to music that didn't intellectually challenge them, or done anything at all purely for enjoyment and without any significant intellectual gain.

DX HAS TWO WORDS FOR HARRY POTTER!!! SUCK IT!!!

+1

I really have no problem with the HP books and don't think ill of them. It's the buzz and hype surrounding them that has finally gotten to me.

+1

also LARRY POTTER 4 LYFE. (Does anybody get that?)

+1

I've read most of those books geoguy. And I still think Harry Potter is one of the best books I've read. So suck a penis.

He's right...

While I agree that HP books are good and worthy of positive recognition, I can't bring myself to hop on the fanboy/girl bandwagon. Anyone who thinks HP is the best.anything.ever needs to READ MOAR, plain and simple.

sorry if i came off as elitist. I don't like the books and think those ones are better written.

ok, fair point geoguy.

Geo, that comment was complete bullsh*t. I have read nearly every book you listed, and that still doesn't take anything away from Harry Potter. Face it, it's a good story. It's not a thinking man's series of books though, that's for sure. Also, Alchemy is complete bullsh*t and it has been regarded as such in America for about 200 years. It's no coincidence that a lot of people may not know what the Philosopher's Stone is. So, suck my ignorant American c*ck.

The only reason I 5'd this is because of the CHAOS, MAYHEM, AND PANIC that it will cause.

As a fake it's fairly harmless. But all the adolescents that WANT to ruin the real ending are sadistic.

-2

There can be only one "Snape kills Dumbledore". Also, fake. This was a more pointless sequel than Hostel 2.

Also, I will refrain from visiting this site until sometime mid-August, after I have read the book. Don't much care for spoilers, you see.

+2

Please do, we don't want you here.

It's completely fake. I had a class where we had to analyze Rowling's writing style and this is so far off base it's ridiculous.

+1

Oh you had a class did you college boy?

Noooooo you f*cker! You spoiled the darn thing for me arghhhh.

I doubt it's true. Me, I'm okay, because I know to NEVER trust YTMND. Ever. It's like trusting Brian Peppers in a nursery.

+2

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This is from the blog, and I think they have a point: This is so fake. That's not J.K Rowlings style. She more detailed. THere are misspellings. And none of the things written in there are exactly revelations. These theories have been long thought of. I mean, c'mon. "Scans" of Harry Potter books have leaked before and all of em have been fake. Pretty sure the final book is under freaking GUARD. It's a multi-million dollar book, after all.

Die

I'm so going to jail for this...

-1

Snape kills Snape kills Volvolvolvolvoldemort, Volvolvolvolvoldemort NOOOOO YOU BITCH

-1

YOU BITCH!

that's bull, I gave 9.00

+1

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

I don't come on here to read...

+1

Even JK Rowling can write better than whoever wrote that. I call shenanigans.

This is FAKE. Real spoiler: http://spoilerlol.ytmnd.com/

Don't post your own sites in other peoples site profile, its just stupid.

+2

Yes, it is stupid, but it's also advertisement!

+1

This writing is pathetic. Harry sounds like some black kid trying to unlearn ebonics. "Yeah, I saw how he went down... it's like, I never took 'im seriously, in a good way, you know..."

I suppose it's fake but....... NOOO BITCH! YOU BITCH! Lol Barnes and Noble. Funny, my bets were that Hermione and Cho and Ginny would die after they became sacrificed as the town's dumbest virgins...

F, False. hermione kills dumbledore who then comes back to life and kills ron THINKING he was hermione, who then kills snape to get to dumbledore but came to find out voldemort really is dumbledore and harry was looking for him. hermione's boobs then start to expand killing everyone. fin.

hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha and god said to moses "harry potter has been ruined for the life-less nobodies in the world." YES!!!!!!!!

SNAPE DIES FOR OUR SINS.

No Actually, it's fake. The Two Reasons why are, The printing press for the book hasn't been run yet. Also, This is not in the syle of J.K. Rowlings at all. When she writes there is way more detail. This, is fake.

wow ur a f*g dude.

+3

NOOOOO!!! BITCH! YOU BITCH!!

Real or fake i dont care.

-1

NOOOOOOOOO YOU BITCH< YOU RUINED THE F*CKING THING FOR ME, WHY DID YOU DO THAT?? WHY DID YOU SPEND 60 $ JUST SO YOU CAN RUIN IT FOR ME.. @#@%%@#@#E I HATE YOU, LET KING LEO KICK YOU IN THE PIT AND WHILE YOUR FALLING /wrist SO THERE WOULD BE ONE LESS HARRY POTTER SPOILER MAKER IN REAL LIFE. nah just kiddin it was alright, i dont care. the fact that you paid 60$ was halarious. i hope it was worth it for you

+1

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

5'd for the all of the lulzy fanboy comments.

People that read books are gay.

-1

agreed

people who waste $60 on a ytmnd about a book are gay.