funny

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Lucious was on fox news last night... When they were talking about Rosie O'Donnell taking over for Bob Barker they showed him right before he starts dancing. I was pissed they didn't show it.

+1

You gon get the aids!

Telly drops knowledge throughout the movie, but this is a better gem.

i lol'd

I was expecting Telly from Sesame St., I am sadly disappointed.

+3

I'll look for one of him saying this.

+9

I was expecting Telly Sevalas. Who loves you, baby! Who loves you indeed.

+2

I was expecting Kojak too...but this was a nice surprise. I remember this movie...

+2

Yea, Kojak was right behind in my thought processes. I need my team captain of Battle of the Network stars (they seriously need to bring that one back).

+1

And I was expecting Telly from Salute Your Shorts.

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I was expecting the Telly Awards, TeraTelly - The Ultimate Digital Media Library, Telly Advanced Systems - True TOC Solutions, A british man talking about his television, Telly Koosis Independant Techical Coordinator | Code Wrangler, Big Telly Theater Coporation, Telly the sh*t f*ck rapper from Brooklyn, Indian actor Telly Chakkar, Telly the Kelly Green Tiger (Available in paperback), WTF 3!!!11

+1

I was hoping it was this Telly, I was plesently suprised, thats the end of my story.

+2

Telly, Walker has something to tell you.

+3

Duh, I already knew that.

they either f*cking slip off or they break or they make your dick shrink.

Oh yeah, I've heard stories from people. This chick that I work with was having sex with this one dude and his condom came off and got stuck in her. Her fingers weren't long enough so he had to get it out. And then there's this other chick that my boss knows who got thrown out of her boyfriend's house naked in snowy weather because her boyfriend found a condom in her pussy that wasn't his. She had to go over to the neighbors' house to call for a ride and some clothes.

Lol.. Where did you find this?

The movie is called Kids. It came out int he mid 90's. It is definitley a good watch. The guy who made it also made a movie named Ken Park which is like the craziest movie I have ever seen. Check em out lolz.

+1

Don't forget Gummo.

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ohhh sh*t! i thought i was the only person left on earth who has seen Gummo. :) niceeee.

everyone and their grandma has seen gummo. and ken park was awful.

-1

Gummo is the best movie ever made. <3 larry clark!

And if you're a lithe young boy under 16 years old, Larry Clark <3's you right back.

+1

After you watch Gummo (awesome), check out Julien Donkey-Boy.

dik shrunk

This movie is pretty cool...except for all of the GAIDS flying around.

somone give me aids

ahahaha

haha

Bitch, you ain't no nerd!

hahaha UNFORGIVABLE

Condoms make your dick shrink? WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME THIS?!

dickshrink

all i know is condoms dont work

I saw this movie in 6th grade & it scarred the sh*t out of me

-1

Why am I not suprised..

wtf.. CONDOMS MAKE YOUR DICK SHRINK?!?! F*CK!!!!

I LOL'd. And I wanted to kick that punk *ss kid in the face when I saw that movie...as long as he didn't bleed on me.

Fourest laughed his *ss off!!!

+2

harmony korine is one of the most depraved degenerate miscreants this side of the 21st century.

+1

thats exactly why he needs to make more movies :D

5 for .-* the more you know.

.........pff pfffffffffffffffff AAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA! kids!

Excellent combo!

dick shrink

I hated that movie.

What? It was the feel good movie of 1995

that is true.

As in "I feel good I'm not as f*cked up as those kids"

+2

Laugh

gotta hate the dick shrinking

+1

And knowing is half the battle!

http://pinkcherry.ytmnsfw.com

Is this supposed to be "I used Telly first this isn't original" lol. I know it isn't but I amg etting to the point where it wouldnt suprise me.

Nope, just shameless whoring of my own site.

need more tmyk sites

had to sign in to 5 n fav this

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Thank you Kind sir. You will always be cool in my book. Despite what all these guys say about you. Cue Teddy Ruxpin

oh telly

lol. that kid looks exactly like me.

i dont have a speach imediment though

hilarious

Telly got teh AIDZ!

Stil going strong/ Like my dong after 3 blue diamonds. Booyashaka

HAHAHA f*ck yea man

i know like every street in that movie...sigh...kids i grew up with were mad dumb

I dun been tested positive for the SUPER AIDS! Aw, horse apples!

sPACE aIDS?!

What telly said is true :(

I already knew that

this is liek the bast sait evar!!!

Your sarcasm gives me a chubby

lol truth

This site grew on me.

Well there sure is enough time to "grow on you" now lol.

LOVE IT

I was wondering what show he played off of... hes one of the crack heads in The Wire!

Haha nice. Gurrl, I'll write you letters, I'll buy you corn dogs and sh*t, gurrl...I love you.

Gurly

I wish I could vote 5 on this... brilliant.

f*ck i could not find this YTMND for 3 months. Make the key words, "The moar you know"