They just make yo dick shrink.

+5

Save room for my aaaiiidddss

+2

POS is on a roll recently. Like, I knew he existed, but he's quickly becoming one of my favs. even though he said i'm gay or something on one of my sites :( i'm sorry if my manliness shrunk because of all of my condom usage.

+1

COOKIE 4 U ^_^

What? Original content with a modicum of effort involved? And is good?! HOW CAN THIS BE

lol

+1

GREAT YTMND THIS IS HUMOR PEOPLE!!!!! THIS IS HUMOR!!!!! A PICTURE OF CONDOMS!!!! HOW GREAT!!!!!!!! ISNT THIS THE BEST YTMND EVER!!! PLEASE KEEP MAKING GREAT STUFF LIKE THIS!!! OH AND THE KEYWORDS ARE ALSO GREAT TO!!! ISNT THIS THE BEST!!!!!

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Hi there narv. I know it's tough right now. You don't really get YTMND. You don't understand why stuff like this gets upvoted and your pictures of stolen video game fan-art set to stolen video game sounds get downvoted. I know, shhhh...don't speak...it will get better. I promise.

+11

evilregal. You win so f*cking hard with that reply.

+3

oh sweet hell, newbz that make crappy sites and downvoat good sites

Five'd!

Being bored sucks

Even thoug hit is quite creative the agenda gets you -1,5.

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ollj. You lose so f*cking hard with that reply.

-1

agenda?

+1

Visual pun + rap =

-3

ysee the kids they listen to the rap music which gives them the brain damage with the hippin and the hoppin and the bippin and the boppin so they dont know what the jazz is all about ysee jazz is like jello pudding no actually its more like kodak film no actually jazz is like the new Coke itll be around forever heh heh heh IN SHORT IT IS A SIMPLE AND FLAWED FORMULA AND IS THEREFORE ADDRESSED WITH A SIMPLE AND FLAWED RESPONSE

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Meh

+1

ITS NOT FROM A RAP SONG ITS JUST A REMIX OF SOME GUY TALKING JESSUS!

+1

IT IS WITH GREAT IRONY THAT I LAY THIS STUPID ARGUMENT TO REST

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These kids don't know what the jazz is all about. Why not put a link to your original in the image origin: http://tellyspreadsknowledge.ytmnsfw.com/

-1

Awesome remix of that sound clip, btw

-1

It's lacking all the meat!

+1

You've done it again

:D

Columns. They don't work.

+2

yeah, I mean look at the greeks and romans...

+3

haha

You probably just need additional pylons.

+4

but really, it sounds so much like he's saying columns or at least connoms. also sounds like "all I low is". Telly utterly fails at articulation and not getting (g?)aids.

Your right. It must be hard for him to Blargle Zargle Zouth with all those marbles in his mouth.

+2

you stole my 'what it sounds like' comment.

I lol'd. Nice

5'd so hard; one of the best mixes on ytmnd imo.

Thanks :)

I LOVE EVERYONE! EVERYONE ON YTMND LET'S BE FRIENDS SO YOU STOP MASS DOWNVOTING ALL MY SITES BECAUSE I SAY SOMETHING YOU DON'T TOTALLY AGREE WITH!!!! I SPEND HOURS ON MY SITES FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT AND BECAUSE I LOVE THIS SITE NOT FOR ANY OF MY OWN PERSONAL GAIN!!!! WOO HOO!

+1

Kay, 5'd just because you said you love me.

Great! Buttsex?

+1

when youre done with em they make great man-milk grenades

+1

Or you can put orange juice in em and a stick, freeze them, and make condom shaped popscicles with extra flavord tips. I guess...

+2

at least i'm not the only one who tried that ^

+1

Condoms are for chumps.

this is the age of POS

+1

Couldn't have said it better.

I would say I am heading for a drought. Although the latter would be nice. Someone needs to take fearcondoms spot since he hasn't been making sites lately.

fearcondoms, they dont work

+2

You make my dick shrink =D

haha

damn good mix

Holy sh*t POS. Sick beat, Kids, the image... f*ck me. Just shut up and f*ck me. (condom optional)

+1

Excellent remix of something already funny haha.

They don't work! But they sure do get 5's

5 for parody in title alone

+1

"Jesus Christ, what happened? "

lol kickass sound

awesome remix and this site is way f*cking underrated

+1

On a whole I don't think I am very well liked. I am sure that has something to do with it. What can ya do right?

Ratings systems. All I know is they don't work.

this is very good, but I wouldn't say people hate you. remember I told you I didn't think your lucious site was all that great and I thought it would get bad ratings? it's really high rated and your highest rated site.

When was the last time anyone on YTMND needed a condom?

+1

I hate that little f*gs voice.

+2

Don't hate the player, Hate his gingivitis.

-1

conms, they don't work

nothing personal, but whose background music is this? this just sounds so familiar.

All Original

Condoms help prevent pregnancy. Condoms are murderers. Also they make your dick shrink.

I am so glad I found off.

+1

I'm not sure what I meant by that

+1

AHHHAH

Wow.

awesome mix man

This is so f*cking good.

gantsta mix

That would make a great slogan for a condom brand.

Great mix condoms the the the they dont' work

wow. just wow.

best remix ever.

what do you use ableton live or nuendo or somethin?

FL Studio, Goldwave, Assorted VST's and Waves Plugins. That's pretty much it.,

I five this to cancel out that f*cking retarded comment earlier! But it is good in addition :D

CONDOMS, THEY DON'T WORK!

label my mind, blown

I fail to see why this is U&C worthy.

more Larry Clark plox. want see 'He has to spend the rest of his life as a baby' funtime mix.

HA HA HA not going to front, this is amazing remix.

Nice mix bro

Only 279 votes to go...

I thought it was 300 votes, and 48 hours on the U&C. When did that change? Feels like this has been up for like a year :D

Yeah My TMYK site that this came from disappeared but thats because I messaged someone. I guess they forgot this one.

thought it was 500. remember that comming up on the "Surprise" ytmnd

They make ya dick shrink.

for preventing herpes they dont...u ca still catch crabs too

amazing!

+5 FOR HARD WORK ON ADIO, -1 FOR NOT SO GOOD WORK ON PICTURE PLUS AIDS AND LACK OF LOL CAUSES THIS TO LACK PERFECTION

love it still. great remix.

C-C-C-C-C-C-C-CONDOMS SUCK

awsome. i downloaded your song. lol. its actually a good song T_T lol.

its too bad this is nsfw otherwise it would totally be sponsored right now

I PLAYED THIS AT MY WORK AND THE OLD PEOPLE WENT CRAZY. YOUUUUU SIR= DA MAN.

Quite possibly the worst comment I have ever read on ytmnd.

+4

That sounds like something Hubbard would say. Scientology ftl.