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you should get that looked at

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http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1562389&vid=157463

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But Satan, Acuras are nice cars.

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iwantedsomebodyinmycarandtheytoldmenottogetititiwantedtogetitatmypartyididntwantthecarthatsnothecariwanted!

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how in the hell did you understand that?

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Clean that sh*t up with new Orbit Handgun Mint!

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You are a God.

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Wow.

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How the F*CK did you do that?

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ualuealuealeualeualuealuealeualeualuealuealeualeualuealuealeualeualuealuealeualeualueale

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FACT: SHE SWALLOWS SEMEN

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.com

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wish that it would have displayed the whole thing, it cut off "wantthecarthatsnotthecariwanted" at the end, lol

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hmmm, it's not cut off on IE, first thing i've ever found that makes it better than firefox

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no she said "mymomgotmemycaranditoldhernottogetitiwanteditthedayofmypartyididntwantthecarthatsnoteventhecariwanted"

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Ah yes, it was hard to decipher but i still date high school girls now and again so i'm pretty fluent in their language.

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This is the Apotheosis of comment chains

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"Itsnoteventhecariwanted... how could this happen to meeeee???" I'm saying she should kill herself.

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You must go to alot of auctions

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Stupid whore, get the f*ck off my f*cking internet. 5 for keyword truthology.

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F*cking hate that show, BURN IT!

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I agree, Just STFU and take the car. Why is this on my tubes.

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Yeah i hate that show too. It makes me mad just trying to watch it. Spoiled rich brats.

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Yeah, rich people are bad.

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True rich people never flaunt their money

Great site to send to bratty whiners

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Yes, this is actually pretty damn useful.

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I plan on using this too, I'm thinking comment sections on annoying people's blogs, etc. That is, when I get tricked into actually viewing a blog.

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It's dumb f*cking bitches like that that make me want to punch my TV.

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lmao

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reminds me of some bitch that just got out of jail early AGAIN

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super sweet sixteen for the f*cking loss.

those are not words

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that show is pretty much all a setup

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I was just hating on bitches like this the other day. I had to WALK or ride the BUS to my JOB every day until I had enough money to buy MY OWN car which was a piece of sh*t and this bitch complains because the one she got handed to her on a silver platter wasn't the right color? Bitch PLEEEEEASE!

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GET DOWN ON YOUR MOTHER F*CKIN' KNEES!! YOU'RE PLAYIN' WITH SOME REAL OGs!! YOU DICK TEASE!! BITCH PLEASE!!

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...or the right car. Excuse me. Hey for all I know she could have been bitching it was the wrong car color! lol

what actually upset her was was being given the car at her school, instead of receiving it at her party. you can sorta hear part of that in the unintelligible section. the fact that it wasn'teventhecarshewanted was the last straw

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She didn't want the car? I would have f*cking went nuts and go "OMAHGAWDITSALEXUSHOLYCHRISTBURGERSITSALEXUSANDITSANEWCARANDITSTEHOWNAGE" if someone gave me a Lexus as my first car,... hell I would have flipped If someone gave me a car, period!

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I bet they show only that show to the suicide bomber trainees. I'd hate america just for that show too!

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so true!

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This is the credited response.

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Holy crap, you just revealed the reason why most of the world hates us! MTV is one of our primary television exports, man were f*cked.

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SH*T! I 've actually never thought about it like that...

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HATE THE RICH BRATS ONLY ONE I SAW THAT WASNT A BITCH BECAUSE SHE WAS A GOOD KID AND DESERVED ALL THAT CRAP BUT ALL THE REST ARE RICH F*CKS THAT GET WHATEVER THEY WANT!!!!!!!!!!!! SLUTS

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Dude, she'd better be lucky she's even getting a car at all. These days as a teenager, you'll be lucky if you even get a Honda Civic. Apparently, she's not one of those teens. Just wait 'til natural selection kicks in, and then we'll have a better playing field for years to come...maybe.

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Natural Selection? These days lower class families have way more kids than upper class. Not to mention with modern medicine anybody can reproduce and pass on their defects.

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Have you ever seen the film Idiocracy? In case you haven't, you really should.

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I'll see if I can rent it. I meant to say that I wish Natural Selection could weed out the spoiled, so that way there'd be more morality. Not to get flamed or anything.

According to some sociopsychologists, this did really happen (altruism = positive selective factor, egoism = negative), but I guess the evolution of humans stopped before the ability to become such a bitch was completely removed from our genome. The recommendation to watch Idiocracy was actually addressed to Poodom because it deals exactly with the topic he mentioned, but it's certainly no mistake to watch it anyway because it's also quiet funny.

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getting an evo 9 mr......once i get a second yob. thats my point though if you can work for something you deserve it. not just to be gievn the f*cking world on a silver f*cking plate

rofl, ^ that guy wants to spend $30k on a 4 cylinder that's gonna die before 50k miles

"I wish Natural Selection could weed out the spoiled, so that way there'd be more morality." Dumbest statement I've heard in a long time on so many levels.

I drive a Honda Civic :,(

^ Kill yourself.

The road just got a little less safe.

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osdiusdfhasdhlskdfaskjdhldasdfkjshdiwergpgio and its not the car that i even wanted lawl .... SHUT THE F*CK UP BITCH F*CK U.... f*cken worst show MTV went to sh*t

Hate to tell you, but MTV went to sh*t like 15 years ago.

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Hate to tell you, but MTV was always sh*t.

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5 for scanners comment alone. That pretty much sums up that show, that television station, that queer way of life.

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MTV went to sh*t 20+ years ago when something other then music videos hit the airwaves. Music Television has been a thing of the past, should be renamed to Stupid Spoiled Whore-a-Vision. who woulda thunk'd it, Reality shows on a MUSIC CHANNEL... f*cknutts

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Some people could win the lottery and bitch about not winning enough or winning too much.

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I hate that show so I like this YTMND

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The hell?

Wow... I don't understand her at all, "I told her I didn't want the car" (insert gibberish here) "That's not the car I even wanted."

http://audreycartips.ytmnd.com/ I had to do it

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Wow, crying after getting a f*cking car. The most expensive thing I've ever received for my birthday were concert tickets. It took me years of hard work before I could afford the piece of crap I have now. Send this bitch to Zimbabwe and make a show out of that. I'd watch it.

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LOL... holy sh*t i would pay money to watch that i think

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YouTube tells me it was a lovely $60,000 Lexus. GAWD.

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Go America.

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f*ck yeah! oh, btw...at least we don't have Chavs in America chav-slayer.

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Yes you do. You call 'em Wiggers. Granted they're different to Chavs, but deep down it's the same level of social failure.

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I'm pretty sure there are spoiled kids in most countries of the world.

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Of course. I'd like to see a spoiled kid from Dubai. "THAT'S NOT THE $5,000,000,000 MAN-MADE ISLAND I WANTED!!"

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A "chav" in America, back when I was comin up, was a regional term for what most people would call a "burn out". "Metal head" was used occasionally, but not all chavs listened to metal. In fact, it was an insult to real metal heads to be called a chav because chavs could just as easily be associated with the likes of Bob Segar or Charlie Daniels. That said, neither listened to rap back then.

Instead of complaining about all the rich f*cks(I hate them too so i agree),I have an idea,go do something about it,the next time you see someone who's treating somebody snobby or is being a total bitch/*ssh*le,fix the problem by pissing them off and making their day even worse(the rich person). I do that whenever I get the chance and I work for a major corporation(I'm not saying who)It's very gratifying. And if possible,try to infiltrate these little parties they have and ruin it for everyone.

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lol, party crashing. i'd do it.

Spoilt brat. Pacard should get epic on her ass!

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I would 5 it

Don't let THIS happen to you!

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This show makes me want to take a sh*t on the dancefloor of every 16 year old girl's birthday party.

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A little piss never hurts either!

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HOLY HELL THATS INSANE that show totally pisses me off. rich bitches.

I think I saw this spoiled bitch on The Soup.

that show would be great if they placed those people in like North Korea or Darfur. Like a real hell-on-Earth-genocide place. They cry when they get a several thousand dollar car in the wrong color. It would be interesting to see their reaction to being raped and watching their family members tortured and shot.

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LOL.. wow some guy said this early and once again i would seriously pay money to watch that bitch Audrey get sent to one of those places. She would definetly just commit suicide the minutes she got there if shes gonna cry about a 60k$ car...

They need to make a show about a real-life Robin Hood, who steals from these rich douchebags and gives to the poor. A REALITY show.

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They do. It's called C-SPAN.

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If I could ban proms and sweet16/15/18/21/whatevers, I would. I mean why show actual love to a person when you can just spend increasingly insane amounts of money and oil to make yourself look like you care?

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God i wish people like that bitch would die.

I don't even know what to say about this.

i know what to say... bitches like her are pretty much our future... were f*cked

i miss music videos

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She got a f*cking $60,000 Lexus and she's BITCHING ABOUT IT? Jesus F*cking Christ! My 16th, I got a '92 Dodge Daytona with broken windows, a rusty paintjob, ruined interior, and a huge dent in the side, that my dad bought for $600 from his friend. She has no f*cking room to bitch.

F*CK HER HEAD! F*CK HER HEAD! F*CK HER HEAD! F*CK HER HEAD!

Lol I predict her getting raped

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Hell, I would be pissed off too if my parents were passive yuppie trash. Sell the Lexus and use the money to get this girl about 10 years of therapy.

stupid spoiled whore is right :D

I five'd it because I think people need to be made aware of what kind of idiot spoiled scum exists. That bitch needs to get a serious beat down and live in Kenya or Darfur for a few years, that bitch.

I 5'd it because you remembered your fundamentals.

Haha I can see this becoming a NEDM/Foot doctor interuption fad haha.

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Since Audrey spent all her life expecting to get all she wants from her parent's funds, she will drop out of high school. Although, her father's stock will crash and they will become broke. Audrey's father, stressed about his future, will eventually take up drinking, where he will beat Audrey in his endless drunken rage and force her to get a job. Without out any high school background, she will become a prostitute. Eventually, Audrey will be raped and murdered while "at work". The World keeps spinning.

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oh gawd plz

I want your future seeing powers

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i love u

Have a Coke and a smile and shut the F*CK up, bitch!

Getting a free car is the pinnacle of amazing. Shut the f*ck up, bitch!

Long Island is a place where teenagers go to be miserably happy. 4'd your information.

For my 16th birthday, I got a hug. Here bitch, use my cellphone from 1989 and call someone who gives a f*ck.

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On my 16th I got a burger... :(

Also, great screen cap. Best expression I've seen in quite some time.

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i hate the kind of people that they showcase on sweet 16. and i'm embarassed to say that i have friends and family who have wasted precious moments of their lives when they watched this retarded tv trash.

My Super Sweet Sixteen is one of those shows that makes me want to go back in time and vote for Eugene V. Debs.

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communism! lol

Eugenteen V. Debs for under 17,000. Imagine if her dad bought her one of those "peasant" cars, she would have had an aneurysm.

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Is that english? Also all the shows on MTV are scripted, it is fake

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i refuse to believe someone wrote this line down on a piece of paper

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i had a pony

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i want a pony

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A friend of mine shoots for MTV. Though much of the sh*t is set up (like when that sh*tty band on Laguna Beach got signed after a crappy show at the Whiskey) the people are depressingly real. Well, by "real" I mean that they're really like that.

i am a pony

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I feel that girls pain....she wanted the lexus at her party and she didn't recieve it then....and it wasn't the one she wanted....her cow of a mother ruined her party (sarcasm)

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5 for the description also

while the bitch is a bitch, and it's absurd, it still makes for a pretty 1ish ytmnd...

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Spoiled bitches...

DUCT TAPE. OVER HER MOUTH. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

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PURGE THE UNCLEAN

5 for a good classic ytmnd

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Aww that poor girl.

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IT'S ALL ABOUT ME!

Some body PLEEZ shove a dick in that girl's mouth to make her SHUT UP!!

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stfu you stupid spoiled f*cking bitch

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The best part of this is the absolutely PERFECT music loop.

Wait. Somebody still watches MTV?

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iwantedsomebodyinmycarandtheytoldmenottogetititiwantedtogetitatmypartyididntwantthecarthatsnothecariwanted! iwantedsomebodyinmycarandtheytoldmenottogetititiwantedtogetitatmypartyididntwantthecarthatsnothecariwanted! iwantedsomebodyinmycarandtheytoldmenottogetititiwantedtogetitatmypartyididntwantthecarthatsnothecariwanted! iwantedsomebodyinmycarandtheytoldmenottogetititiwantedtogetitatmypartyididntwantthecarthatsnothecariwanted! iwantedsomebodyinmycarandtheytoldmenottogetititiwantedtogetitatmypartyid

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Also, I just spent the last 6 months working SOLELY to pay off my car, thats 6 months out of my life for one car. That bitch can STFU.

all i heard was screeching.

Someone should make a site with her talking in fast motion...or mix it with a Quiznos ytmnd.

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Parents that would allow their kids to get that spoiled are disgusting. If I was rich I would live a middle class life - my kids would not even know I was rich until after they entered adulthood. Attempting to shelter your kids from pain makes them weak and unable to deal with pain. 5'd for making me pissed.

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Ha ha. That bitch pwns.

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My debts right now include $208 for a new DVD drive on my laptop (+ $30 for installation), over $10,000 for a student loan, plus I don't even HAVE my license (it expired about 10 days ago on my birthday). My grandfather bought my dad a beater old Caddy for like $600, and when I can drive, that Caddy is mine. Gigidy.

All the people who are complaining about her being a rich brat are just jealous because they're poor.

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lawl, the sad part is that I actually watched that entire episode she ends up getting an Infiniti g35.

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aww, she just needs a spanking.

across her face repetedly

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F*ck you, bitch, I'm still over $500 in debt in MY automotive bills.

the bad boy guitar loop just makes it. I feel like telly in 'kids'

spoiled bitch

Is this the c*ck you were looking for?

I was super glad I tuned in that day

Derka Derka Mohammed Jihad - Spoiled Bitch

This many comments without an "I'd hit it." Commendations to YTMND

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I'D HIT IT !!!! .....(with a brick)

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I watched this today and I have never wanted to slap someone as bad.

I hate this show. People like her (spoiled and bitchy little brats) should be struck down by God and then let Foot Dr. try to fix them into normal, hardworking people dammit!

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Oh lawd, I saw her on the Soup-the only humane way to stay abreast of sh*t TV.

LOL, what a dumb bitch. She's getting a big free ride and she cries.

I think someone should choke her to death with a c*ck!!!

s-s-spoiled.

NEEDS MOAR JOEL MCHALE!

my parents bought me a little red wagon for my 16th birthday.

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Wrong 16 year old.

huh?

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UNARIEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

put some gills on her...

Penis + tailfin = bent penis

people care about this show still?

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people cared about it in the past?

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...I hate people.

lol

FYI, she was turning 15, not 16.

this is a 3, but the tag made it a four. South park ftw.

THAT"S NOT EVEN THE CAR I WANTED

baby

sorry, but watching stupid retarded reality tv to understand a joke is not gonna cut it. you fail

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its more about the insane line of gibberish than the plot of the show

Its also about revealing Medicore TV,I mean MTV for what it is, c*ckf*gging mokney buttsex for teens.

Poor bitch.

Apparently, she did not get the car she wanted.

I f*cking hate that show. Stupid spoiled pieces of sh*t

I think this chick should be run over with that car

I was JUST as pissed when my mom pulled that sh*t on me. She tried passing off a $70,000 Lexus SC430 to me, too.

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Sh*t, man. Me too.

Feel so bad for u guys all I got was 2005 bmw not the Brand new Jaguar I wanted...

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Some people just deserve to die.

Why the f*ck would they even think about making a show like this? The only people that are going to watch it are f*cking 16 year old gay *ss girls, and seeing how those rich *ssh*les are living it up makes them just be *ssh*les because they don't have all of that sh*t. MTV used to be about the music. Now it's all reality shows. I watch TV to get away from reality, idiots. Not see more of it.

what in god's name was she saying!!!??? 5 for making fun of stupid spoiled brats.

If I had kids, and they ever started talking smack I'd lock them in a room when and make them listen to this endlessly for a whole week.

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I heard this recently was employed as a torture method in Guantanamo Bay.

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LOOK AT THIS FUNNIE THING I FOUND ON INTERNETS

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http://yourethemannowdog.com/

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I saw this show like a week ago, then it turned into a viral video and now look at it on ytmnd.com website. Way to be behind the times.

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I'LL GIVE $1,000,000 TO ANYONE WHO CAN TYPE OUT A FULL TEXT TRANSLATION OF THAT WHINE.

+2 for making me annoyed +2 for giving me something to be annoyed with (american youth)

mymomgotmemycarthatitoldhernottogetiwantedtogetitatmypartyididntwantthecarthatsnoteventhecariwanted i think thats it lawlz

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^ thatsnoteventhecariwanted got cut off the above rant 1million dollars please

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except for the "uck uck" noise she makes between 'i didnt want the car', thats pretty dead on imo

I saw that part of the show, and that bitch should be killed. She doesn't deserve to live, and doesn't deserve that f*cking car. Jesus f*cking christ, i really hope shes sees this when shes older and hates herself

+5 for keywords

spoiled bitch

hah... this is still on the 'up and comming'... oh man... i had to watch it again, more ranting... spoiled f*cking waste of human existance born with a golden shovel lodged in her twat, AAARRRRGHH!!!!!!

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That's awesome! I hope she dies

Spoiled much?

I would like to see her get hit by a train and her entrails consumed by vultures

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5'd for "stupid spoiled whore"

OH BOO HOO!

I wish all the stupid c*nts who really act this way, or enjoy watching this garbage, could just be ground into hamburger meat and fed to animals. We need to recycle these walking sacks of biological garbage. Enough is enough!

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Lol, a bit extreme, but that basically sums up what I think too.

She needs a dick in her mouth to STFU

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Even after reading the text of what she says, I still can't catch all of it. "...I wanted the car at the party mhnhmhncar I waaaaanted." Huh? Plus, the whiny bitch deserves a 1-star car.

HOLY SH*T, that's English?!

you know what i got on my 16th birthday...MILITARY SCHOOL

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LOL I LOVE TO CRY ABOUT A CAR I JUST GOT FOR F*CKING FREE. </drown> yes please.

wtf

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rawr

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PS- I love the rock music in the background mymomgot DUN memycarthatitolDUN DUH DUH DUH dhernottogetiwantedtogetiDUN DUH DUH DUH DUH tatmypartyididntwantthe DUNAH DUNAH DUH carthatsnoteventhecariwanted DUH

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I hate stupid uppity bitches like her. They whine, and moan, and piss, and bitch, and complain about ANYTHING that doesn't go their way. She needs to learn a simple truth: LIFE DOESN'T ALWAYS GO YOUR WAY, SO SHUT THE F*CK UP AND F*CKING DEAL WITH IT YOU LOUD, ARROGANT, ANNOYING, UPPITY C*MDUMPSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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*APLAUSE*

I can't stand watching that show.

What the f*ck did she just say to me?

For some Reason, I watched this episode...I'm so sorry.

Does a blank comment mean you're speechless or just uninterested?

Ha, ha, ha!

What a spoiled little bitch

Are generation is F*CKED!

Correct. For example, you can't even figure out the difference between the words "are" and "our".

Wow I just killed this kitten after listening to that for more then 10 seconds.

BITCH I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING FROM YOUR MOUTH.