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Site Title: How to Commit Suicide The Cool Way
Site Domain: cool-way-suicide.ytmnd.com
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Bob-the-Builder
Created on: 2007-06-29 14:05:24
Image Origin: hours of research online and painstaking edits
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2007-06-29 14:07:01
 
lol
 
2007-06-29 14:16:00
 
my cousins best friends little brother did that.
+2
 
2007-06-29 16:07:58
 
I for some reason can't vote on this, but I felt like saying that the wire hanging from the ceiling would be a giveaway that you didn't actually rip off your head, but you could set it up that after an initial force acted on the wire and it no longer had any resistance (you decapitate yourself) the wire gets pulled up into the ceiling, so that they'd just see you holding your decapitated head in your hands and a stool sitting next to you.
+4
 
2007-06-29 18:21:03
 
I gotta agree with Alholm.
 
2007-06-30 00:04:17
 
no, the best way is to tie rope to all of your body parts individually and to tie that cutting wire to each of your joints, the ropes for each being longer than the cutting wire. When you end up, you should be a human windchime hanging from a bridge.
+3
 
2007-07-03 20:25:55
 
i found that this works with any body part
+1
2007-06-29 14:07:37
 
didnt mean for the sync to happen...but i kinda did
 
2007-06-29 14:20:20
 
actually, ur supposed to go ontop of a large building, tie a rope to ur feet that is about 5-10 feet short of the pavement from the top of the building, then tie piano wire around ur neck to a length just shorter than the rope around ur feet (also tied off), then do the super glue with your hands on your head, wait. run, jump freak the f*ck out of whoever walks up to you and sees you decapitated with your head in ur hands.
+1
2007-06-29 14:08:12
 
Im gonna go do that now!
-2
2007-06-29 14:08:54
 
K BRB
+8
2007-06-29 14:09:03
 
You're dirty ^.~
2007-06-29 14:09:19
 
easily your best site
-3
 
2007-06-29 14:11:19
 
wow 2 stars n4rvst? must be an accident...
+2
 
2007-06-29 14:12:10
 
doubt it....he always downvotes me
-1
 
2007-07-01 15:08:35
 
He votes 1 on pretty much everything, which means a 2 is exceptional.
+1
2007-06-29 14:09:57
 
oh holy sh*t.....clever mr.builder very clever...lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-06-29 14:10:07
 
that is pretty cool lol
2007-06-29 14:10:23
 
RAWR!
2007-06-29 14:10:55
 
i found out how to do this with the hours of research
+1
2007-06-29 14:12:00
 
2007-06-29 14:14:25
 
i laughed. you win. its good.
2007-06-29 14:15:47
 
LOL I HAVE TO TRY THAT SUICIDE OWNS
+2
2007-06-29 14:26:22
 
GG sir!!
2007-06-29 14:31:36
 
everyone knows the kewlest way to kill yourself is to strap pork chops to yourself along with a helmet-cam and hang around large hungry carnivorous creatures like bears or sharks or maybe put on a helmet-cam and wrap yourself in tinfoil and skydive into a thunderhead
-1
2007-06-29 14:48:22
 
If I had to go, that's how I'll do it.
2007-06-29 15:07:15
 
AWESOME!!!!!!
2007-06-29 15:32:35
 
what if it doesnt work the first time?
 
2007-06-29 15:34:32
 
It should leave a big enough mess to piss off the cleanup crew.
 
2007-10-21 13:45:41
 
homeowners insurance covers cleanup of a fatality
2007-06-29 15:33:40
 
Try it and let me know how it goes.
2007-06-29 15:39:32
 
When I develop lung cancer and have a damaged liver at the age of 39 I'm going to get "Your job sucks" tattooed on my *ss then go sky diving naked without a parachute and do my best to land on a sidewalk or road. Just as one final joke to the person that has to clean me up.
+4
 
2007-07-02 15:09:59
 
^
 
2007-07-02 20:23:13
 
you just made me laugh my *ss off.
2007-06-29 15:53:22
 
http://bash.org/?488793
+2
2007-06-29 16:40:52
 
No... It doesn't work. The superglue would break because the cheese wires can't cut through bone. Not that I've tried this on anyone.
+2
 
2007-06-30 15:40:00
 
super glue wouldnt get touched.....the wire is tied around neck and through the ceiling, and YES it CAN cut thru bone.....especially thru the very few bones in ur neck
2007-06-29 16:58:16
 
lmao that's badass
2007-06-29 17:06:22
 
ROFL now thats badass
2007-06-29 18:07:30
 
i just reported your site for promoting suicide.
-1
 
2007-06-29 20:54:00
 
if you play it backwards he puts his head back on
+7
 
2007-07-01 07:44:01
 
rofl thats great. backward, lmao
 
2007-07-01 13:58:00
 
chris, you'll find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view.
 
2007-07-02 07:47:26
 
ahahahah, you made me LoL Mapcouch. Thanks
2007-06-29 18:26:01
 
I ripped my head off once. I wish I found this ytmnd before that so I couldve saved myself some work.
+1
 
2007-07-02 07:48:03
 
Did you use a stapler?
2007-06-29 18:43:30
 
This is NSFW for a good reason ;)
2007-06-29 19:24:53
 
any badass that does it that way would get so much pussy it's not even funny.
2007-06-29 23:32:55
 
Sammy Mejia
-1
2007-06-29 23:45:19
 
Man that was fun, my friends are so stupid. They totally bought it!
+1
2007-06-29 23:48:17
 
hahaha
2007-06-30 00:03:01
 
2007-06-30 00:23:57
 
http://trykillingyourself.com
2007-06-30 01:12:39
 
LMAO, WTF ?!?
2007-06-30 03:30:49
 
i've seen this before. Remember kids, across the street, not down the highway.
2007-06-30 03:51:39
 
brb im gonna go try it and tell you all how it went..typing might be a problem though
2007-06-30 04:35:45
 
Funny, but this belongs on Newgrounds.
+1
2007-06-30 11:17:54
 
lol... unfortunately it wouldn't work, but good site.
2007-06-30 14:20:45
 
bob the n*gg*r strikes again
-1
2007-06-30 16:55:11
 
Another way to kill yourself is by making a small hole in the vein of your penis then watching The Little Mermaid
+3
 
2007-07-01 18:52:19
 
lol, knew it had to be you.
 
2007-07-02 20:25:11
 
ROFLMAO
 
2007-07-02 20:30:17
 
if this doesn't work, go shoot yourself f*g.
 
2007-07-03 18:16:11
 
Afrotech you almost made me drown drinking my ice tea.
2007-06-30 18:38:46
 
ha ha thats awesome
2007-07-01 01:08:11
 
thats awesome
2007-07-01 07:04:56
 
the funnitest stuff ive seen in yrs
2007-07-01 07:50:00
 
lol
2007-07-01 08:15:37
 
pretty kick *ss besides the fact they'd find our eventually how you did it between the wire and the glue. Still the most manly way to kill yourself will always be head butting the side walk.
2007-07-01 08:57:11
 
Title alone is 5 worthy.
2007-07-01 09:47:38
 
5'd for "HOLY SH*T DID HE JUST RIP HIS OWN HEAD OFF? WTF?!"
+1
2007-07-01 12:19:57
 
Add myspace and a computer, and a video camera to post the video!
2007-07-01 13:47:25
 
lol
2007-07-01 14:35:40
 
BRILLIANT!
2007-07-01 17:25:47
 
every emo kid should see this...Rinse and repeat.
2007-07-01 17:55:57
 
Awesome! This would also be a good way to murder someone and make it look like suicide.
2007-07-01 18:09:15
 
5
2007-07-01 19:18:54
 
"Oog rip Oog's head off!"
2007-07-01 19:41:28
 
morbidly funny
2007-07-01 19:54:07
 
If I could vote I'd 5 this. *LOL*
 
2007-07-03 15:23:19
 
yea!
2007-07-01 20:30:30
 
haha... that IS a cool way :)
2007-07-01 21:21:59
 
Too funny, and the animation was flawless. If I had to go, I'd stuff hundreds of little candy bars in my pants/shirt/clothes then jump off a building.
2007-07-01 22:03:49
 
^_^ I lawled. You get a 5, it tastes like a cookie.
2007-07-01 23:06:48
 
My cousin hung herself a month ago today. You fail.
 
2007-07-01 23:35:51
 
no one cares
 
2007-07-02 17:17:50
 
did she drop any good loot?
+1
 
2007-07-02 22:21:47
 
How much xp did you gain?
+1
2007-07-02 00:19:14
 
yeah, seriously, stolen idea + crappy ms paint drawings = crappy ytmnd. it was a funny idea the first time some one did it. just because it wasn't on this site doesn't mean it isn't stolen
2007-07-02 01:01:27
 
Thats a preety cool way, you also need some one to remove all the wires and what not so it looks more convincing.
2007-07-02 05:51:49
 
All the cool kids do this!
2007-07-02 08:33:09
 
this is what YTMND needs. informative, outside the box thinking. brilliant
2007-07-02 09:48:35
 
Stolen from bash.org.
-1
2007-07-02 12:34:27
 
LMAO LMAO LMAO! Incredibly cool...
2007-07-02 15:39:51
 
DEMONSTRATION!!!!! >=O
2007-07-02 17:47:43
 
Hey you managed to crappily rip-off a bash.org post and not even get it right. Sh*tty animations to boot! fckn idiot.
2007-07-02 20:19:33
 
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide > this. Also, stolen from http://bash.org/?488793
 
2007-08-18 23:37:05
 
I think I’ll call you “Bob the Hypocrite” for now on. I also agree with bakaris, this was horribly done all around.
2007-07-02 21:00:31
 
I tried this. I don't think I did it right.
+1
2007-07-03 07:58:29
 
If ripping your own head off is wrong, I don't want to be right.
+1
2007-07-03 17:25:27
 
how come this has been on up&coming for so long?
-1
 
2007-07-03 18:16:55
 
Because you touch yourself at night.
2007-07-03 18:42:27
 
no, the best way to kill yourself is to actually just rip your head off
2007-07-03 21:50:54
 
OMG DID HE RIP HIS HEAD OFF ZOMG HAX!!!11
2007-07-03 23:01:08
 
i lol'd
2007-07-04 01:53:58
 
Hold, I'm going to go try it. I'll let you guys know how it worked out.
2007-07-04 22:52:38
 
i lol'ed. also.. did you edit the RATM audio? it sounds echo-y and cool like.
2007-07-05 15:18:45
 
hahahaha lol that truly is the best way to die.
2007-07-07 04:45:31
 
"hours of research online" ?? For what exactly? I think you're bullsh*tting us and trying to make us think this will actually work.
2007-07-07 14:09:29
 
does that actually work >_>
2007-07-07 22:48:28
 
why are you using the sh!tty version of the song "killing in the name of"
2007-07-25 08:54:52
 
I tried this. Didn't work.
2007-08-30 21:36:45
 
wrong, the cool way to commit suicide is to actually rip your own head off
+1
 
2007-08-30 21:41:55
 
it won't let me vote for some reason
 
2007-10-21 13:50:16
 
fail
2007-09-10 22:58:32
 
OMFG LMAO WTF BBQ
2007-09-10 23:51:57
 
lol
2007-09-11 17:05:16
 
Since I plan on killing myself, this is how I'm going out. Thanks bob!
2007-11-11 00:44:36
 
this is not digg nor is this stallone related
2008-04-09 06:12:58
 
Edgy