Harry Potter book! Cover your eyes! Lame!

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haha Nice! http://tragedyhogwarts.ytmnd.com/

^ although Hermione didn't die =_= Interesting that Rowling would kill the owl xD

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Doesn't Ron get killed by Bellatrix as well? And also Neville kills Bellatrix

Nevermind, sorry.

Gay Fuel remix taken directly from hardogei.ytmnd.com

I think I'd rather read the book first before I found out the ending.

+5

I was watching the news today, and there were hoards of unruly children leaving the theaters dressed as witches and warlocks, and this film is to blame. A staple of our culture is that it is wrong to be a witch, and to practice these sorts of evil and pagan rituals. This film will result in increased numbers of crimes, false idol worship, pointy hat wearing, mixing of potions, and will undoubtedly unravel the righteous thread that holds this great nation together. We can't afford to lose our children to the dark powers of witchcraft and warlockism, and these evil wiccan films are going to be the downfall of our future. Please join with me in boycotting this film, because our very future is at stake.

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Smeagol, if you're being sarcastic, that was funny as hell. If not, I might point out, that despite its Christian allusions, The Lord of the Rings has just about as much blasphemy and pagan imagery as Harry Potter.

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"Smeagol, if you're being sarcastic, that was funny as hell." Yes.

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Smeagol if you're gonna pull those jokes out you have to continue with them. You cant just back out to accept the lols.

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I need a good proxy. Anyone got one?

+4

ron dies aswell

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5

Herminone rapes Snape. Snape rapes Voldemort for the lulz. Harry rapes Morgan Freeman.

+21

Morgan Freeman gives birth to a milano child who is executed after attempting to bribe an LA highway patrolman when he is caught raping chickens while speeding in excess of 120 miles per hour

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also c*cks

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i want the video of that

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5 for having your own category on the front page

If you cared about the book, he ruined your reading experience, and you should downvote this. If you don't care, you should definitely downvote this because it's utterly f*cking useless.

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pberg: you know that this is to get LOLs from pissing people like you off, right?

+1

Keaton will make a fun times mix I guarantee it. If he does he better snapshot this comment and put it on his ytmnd knowing I was right.

Mega-phone: check harry potter spoilers for book 7: check map of local barns and nobles: check the reaction of hundreds of angry hp fans: priceless

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First off, grown adults reading a book about a wizard boy: pathetic. People who spoil the ending of the book for the adults: more pathetic. People who argue over who's right in this matter: even more pathetic. Me making this commentary: the most pathetic waste of time ever.

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It is green.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_vas-7a7is Download this addon for firefox to auto refresh: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/115 Install and set it to refresh the page (every 5 sec is good). ==CURRENT VIEW COUNT: 124,077 (takes a long time to update) GIVE IT 5 STARS subscribe and leave comments

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Posting in epic YTMND.

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die retard

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Like my penis?

-1

What are you all talking about? What's a hairy porter? What's a vadermort? What the hell is snaping? I have no idea what you're freaking talking about!

+2

5'd for the ruckus.

+1

YOU SIR THE MAKER OF THIS SITE HAS WON THE INTERNETS

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im so hyper right now i must 5 this but i need to know where u got this song?

It is green. Started reading a day early and just finished. This is like victory music to me.

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Blehhhh, all wrong. Hedwig dies first, followed closely by Mad-Eye... then Wormtail, followed closely by Dobby, who is a bit of a hero. Finally Fred dies in mid-joke, again, followed closely by Voldemort. Not that I'm giving anything away by now.

+1

Oh sh*t! I'm so glad I left YTMND when I did! I finished the book and survived the spoilers!

also, Molly Weasley kills Bellatrix

Goonicus: you forgot about Snape!

Hey, you're a featured user now. Congratulations! I bet the spoiler sites are what did it.

This YTMND also subliminally spoils the fact that Dumbledore is gay by using the Gay Fuel Tarzan Boy Remix in the background.

Ron doesn't deserve Hermione.

+45

conan does

+74

yeah, seriously, Ron doesnt deserve Herminone... oh sweet Herminone.... oh what were we talking about?

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IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE... IT COULD HAVE BEEN MR. ROSS!

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Ron deserves ginny... LAWL INCEST POARNO!!

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my highest rated comment ever

Mine too I think...

Conan? What about Brian Peppers? Surely he deserves her!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PDKcX0Ji90

-5

Who's Ginny? Is she hot?

+5

Hairy pooper

I'd f*ck Ginny.

+4

epic

+2

hahahaha

+1

The door to Robbie's lair buckled under the strength of Sportacus' foot. "I know you're in here, Robbie Rotten! Come out and show your disgusting face." He scanned the room, looking for the big-chinned loser. He heard a soft snoring coming from the fuzzy orange chair. As Sportacus approached the chair, he realized Robbie was asleep, wearing a green dress. "He must've fallen asleep in his disguise," he thought out loud. Unknowingly, Sportacus started to notice Robbie's features; his firm, masculine jaw line, his rock-hard chest, and the hard bulge in between his thighs. The next thing Sportacus knew, he was slowly reaching out to place his hand on the massive mound. The soft touch stirred Robbie, awakening him. "What the hell are you doing, Sportaloser?" He groggily asked, not realizing where the superhero's hand was.

+10

"Have you been sleeping all night?" Sportacus asked, remembering why he was there. Sportacus knew it had to have been him who stole all of the sports candy in town. "Are you kidding? I've been sleeping for three days!" Robbie exclaimed. Sportacus sensed honesty in his fiery yet gentle eyes. Robbie reached up and rubbed the sleep from his eyes. Noticing where Sportacus' hand was, he placed his own on top of it. He smiled reluctantly at the man standing above him. "I never knew you felt this way, I didn't even know I felt it myself," Sportacus said. He pulled his hand out and climbed on top of the man in the green dress. Hesitantly, he kissed him. "Now I know how much you like me." Robbie smiled. "Why, because I kissed you?"

+10

"No, I felt it on my leg," Robbie corrected Sportacus, who began to blush. "I could feel that baby from 10 feet way." The aroused superhero pressed his lips firmly against those of the man in drag. When he finally pulled away, his eyes became fixated on Robbie’s less than masculine outfit. "Green green dress, twenty buttons and a strap," Robbie teased, noticing the heroes glance. Leaning in, Sportacus whispered in his ear, "Green green dress, what a pleasure to unwrap." He nibbled on the earlobe only centimeters away from his lips. Robbie moaned, aroused by the contact. “Should we do this up the nose, Icelandic style?” “No,” Sportacus said, in control of the situation, “I need to be in you.”

+10

Sportacus sat up, still straddling the shocked man under him. He could now feel his throbbing erection pressed up against Robbie’s. “Let me help you out of your… interesting disguise.” Sportacus smirked. He slowly lifted himself off of the excited man and positioned himself on his knees in front of the fuzzy orange chair. He reached up just enough so his body was stretched out over Robbie’s legs as he unbuttoned all 20 buttons on the dress. He pulled it down slowly while he looked deeply and teasingly into Robbie’s eyes. “Ohhhh.” Robbie moaned, unable to wait for what was coming next. He quickly pushed the dress down his legs and kicked it off to the side.

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Sportacus slowly ran his hands up an anxious Mr. Rotten’s legs starting at the knee. He began to rub the insides of Robbie’s thigh watching the grown man’s breathing speed up. It aroused him more and more. He decided to take it a step further, a step which he had never taken. He grasped firmly onto the material of Robbie’s boxers and pulled them down a little hesitantly, growing more relaxed with each inch. As the item of clothing moved quicker and quicker down, Robbie’s enormous and erect organ was finally exposed.

+9

The superhero was impressed. He slowly and skillfully accepted the villains man parts into his mouth. This made Robbie wince with pleasure, and Sportacus thought of this almost as Robbie cheering him on. He began to skillfully work his tongue up and down the shaft while Robbie firmly placed his hands on top of Sportacus’ head guiding it where he wanted it to go. Robbie thrust his pelvis up as he pushed the blue elf’s head further down reaching his penis to the back of his throat. “Oh, you blue suited blowhard!” Robbie screamed out in immense pleasure. “I sure am.” Sportacus managed with a mouthful.

+9

All talking soon stopped as Sportacus continued on with his work. He had never done this before, but he was eager to continue. He licked, felt, touched every inch that he could. He was ready to explore every part or Robbie’s body; with his mouth, his hands, and any other part that he could. Sportacus curiously continued on, picking up the new skill. “I must be a quick learner.” Sportacus thought to himself. For shortly after he began, Robbie arched his back forward towards the energetic man as he released his cum into his mouth and down his throat. Sportacus’ loved the taste and feel of this new liquid which he hadn’t known very well. It was salty and warm as it shot into his mouth and landed on his tongue. The feeling of the warm sticky liquid run down the back of his throat was new and exciting. All of this excitement almost brought him to orgasm, and he was ready for the main event.

+9

"MY PENIS IS ERECT WITH THE SCENT OF BUTTSEX!" Sportacus yelled. "Um... yeah," Robbie said. "Just shove it in there. There's plenty of room. I'm used to this. I do it all the time with Mayor Meanswell." "Okay. I need to take my clothes off." He jumped up at the chance. "I'll help!" Robbie helped out of his vest and shirt; then bent down to unhook Sportacus' belt. He giggled when he realized what his face was directly in front of. He moved away so Sportacus could take off his shoes and socks. "I think I'll leave my pants on," Sportacus teased. "Yeah, right." Robbie rolled his eyes. He moved back towards Sportacus and began to pull the superhero's pants down. "DAMN!" He yelped when he saw Sportacus' huge package. "Uh, sorry." “Lay down.” Sportacus commanded sweetly.

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Robbie anxiously reclined his fuzzy orange chair and as he was laying himself down on it caught a glimpse of Sportacus lowering his blue superhero boxers revealing his massive erect penis. The naked hero, aside from his hat and goggles, lowered his body gently on top of Robbie. Robbie could feel more than the hard shaft of Sportacus’ penis. He could feel the heat from his body as well as his moist soft lips all over his skin. Sportacus started gently kissing Robbie’s shoulder. These kisses slowly turned into nibbles and licks as he worked his way up towards Robbie’s ear. “Are you sure you want me to do this?” Sportacus questioned delicately. “Yes,” Robbie reassured the man who was currently on top of him, “this is what I’ve wanted for the longest time.”

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Given the go-ahead, Sportacus slowly entered Robbie. He winced with a mixture of pain and pleasure as the tip and shaft of the man’s penis entered his body. He arched his back slightly, unused to the object that was now pumping deeply in and out of him. Robbie turned around to kiss the man who was currently holding onto his waist and thrusting his penis deeper and deeper inside of him. He pressed his lips firmly against his lovers’ and used his lips to pry Sportacus’ apart. He lovingly put his tongue into his mouth and still tasted his own cum in the man’s mouth. As Sportacus kissed him back just as hard, Robbie loved the taste, the feeling, and everything about this moment.

+9

Every so often Robbie would turn around to kiss Sportacus as he continued on reaching orgasm and ejaculating all over Robbie. He playfully pulled Robbie’s cum soaked body against his chest to hug him. In the process he wound up getting himself all messy. Teasingly Robbie said, “How are we supposed to lie down together if you’re like that. We’ll just have to clean you up” He then commenced licking all of the salty sticky liquid off of the man’s rock hard chest taking a few detours around his shaft and balls. When he was finished the two men lay naked side by side on the orange chair.

+9

“Is this what you had in mind when you first came here looking for me?” Robbie asked. “Not quite.” Sportacus Responded. There the two men stayed with their legs and arms intertwined kissing softly and tenderly for the rest of the night.

+9

Did you just write all this spur of the moment? Cool except for the bit where you made fun of Iceland. All the cool smart people live there. Didn't you read Brave New World?

+4

this is what you call "cool" huh?

-5

lovethyconan ftw. But with Meanswell? WTF?

+2

did you used to be featured?

i WISH i wrote this masterpiece... but i didn't, so i'm not gonna take credit. i just found it and thought it should be shared. it's way better than harry potter, amirite folks?

+2

yep, and thx for the lulz

+1

Anybody else pleasure themselves to this, or was that just me?

+3

5 for gay fuel + Harry potter. Without the combination there will be no spoon.

+9

You forgot the spork.

+1

And Poland, you forgot poland.

+6

Poland, right! See how forgetful I am?

And you just fell for the trap!

+1

Spoon and Spork. That is not a grand coalition. We can do better.

+1

YUO FORGOT FORK!

+1

This is win, I cant wait to read it.

Epic Spoilerz

+1

knowing who dies hardly ruins the book for me as well as a lot of other people who read harry potter. i don't read it to find out who dies, i read it because it's entertaining.

-1

^ - Epic f*ggot.

+8

Let the life ruinings commence.

+1

im glad i cant read

+8

lol me too

-4

Me too.

-3

Damn, He beat me to it.

-2

Yeah by like 4 hours.

+9

Is this the real thing?

-1

yes.

+3

This site has earned my 5.

No. Anyone who's anyone knows that this is taken from a fanfic.

-4

^^^ Still in denial, haha

+1

this is so getting a FAV

+1

now to post this site everywhere

+2

lol. rons little sister.

-1

reported for trolling

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Harry potter is serious business apparently

+8

I'f It's Trolling then the trolling hath FAILED!

At least as far as I'm Concerned, anyways.

lol you f*cking tards like i give a sh*t (proof that ytmnd is full of f*ggots here)

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-1

die retard

+2

makes me wonder who the f*ck is hedwig and moody.

+6

LOL.

-1

Time to spam this in mugglenet comments.

+3

It's funny because if you read at least one page, you find giant grammatical/cultural errors inconsistent with the other 6 books. In a week this YTMND will be super gay.

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Post these spoilers on WoW forums; because I hate them all.

+8

5 just for this comment

agreed

rofl cmon now i play WoW.. infact i play a warlock as my main.. and i couldnt give a sh*t less about harry potter... except the fact that i would like to throw it in hermoine

5'd for music

+1

Download the whole thing here: http://rapidshare.com/files/43363348/HP7.zip IT IS REAL!

+5

is this real or is it a virus/tubgirl/goatse/lemonsoiree? Someone dl first and then tell me.

It's safe and seems to be real.

+1

Yeah, this seems pretty real.

+1

So this is really really real? as in its 784 pages real?

Wow, how did you get that?

holy sh*t its real lol

+1

real

+1

not that i would ever read it, but I did download that and will keep it on my computer until the book is actually released at which time i wont care anymore at all

+1

Haha, someone reported it. ;p

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INTERNET HEY GUYS I READ BOOKS

+9

READ A BOOK! READ A BOOK, READ A MOTHAF*CKIN BOOK! READ A BOOK! READ A BOOK, READ A MOTHAF*CKIN BOOK! R-E-A-D-A-B-O OK! R-E-A-D-A-B-O OK! NOT A SPORTS PAGE, NOT A MAGAZINE, BUT A BOOK N*GG*, A F*CKIN BOOK N*GG* YEAH!

+3

die retard

-1

that gayfuel remix is slammin

+1

It's taken from my site, thats why it has a "FUUUU" in it. hardogei.ytmnd.com

Awesome

Epic Song.

I'm trying to figure out why I should give a f*ck, seriously you're a queer kill yourself...

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f*ck harry potter fans^

+1

the sound makes this a worthy spoiler site. Let it go down in history.

+1

awesome

+1

This mix _definitely_ needs "noooooo! You bitch!"

+4

AGREED!!!

+1

You're missing Colin Creevy, Fred Weasly, Tonks, Lupin, and Harry (kinda sorta).

-1

not really

Colin dies in the 4th dumbass, fred is on there, and your a dumbass.

and a crab.

CEDRIC dies in the 4th, not Colin. lol, replied to 5 months later

F*ck you internet, f*ck you!

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Bill & Ted are now the MOST EXCELLENT wizards, as they control the powerful spell of MELVIN.

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BEST SITE EVER. I award this YTMND a 5 for infamy.

-1

is it wrong for me to like this music....?

it is a well known fact that owls do not posses the secret to immortality

BRUCE WILLIS KILLS DUMBLEDORE

+12

John McClane!

+2

no! Willis kills Snape!

+1

BRUCE WILLIS WAS A GHOST THE WHOLE TIME

+1

Zeds dead.

+1

"Robbie's been waiting an entire week to have fun with Sportacus. But when Sportacus hardly notices him, Robbie decides it's time to teach the elf a lesson once and for all. SportaRobbie. Will possibly be changed to M for a possible future chapter."

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it'd be nice if the title was shorter, because right now all you can see is some names, which doesn't spoil much without "dies". "snape kills dumbledore" was nice a short, an unavoilable spoiler.

+1

Voldemort kills Snape

+1

I would respond to anyone who has a tantrum about coming across Harry Potter spoilers online the way Edward Norton does to Project Mayhem after Bob dies: You morons. You're running around YTMND, what did think was going to happen?

+2

^Warning: Fight Club spoilers.

+4

Fight Club Reference= INSTA-WIN!

ROBERT PAULSON DIES

Actually, you forgot Colin.

-1

Harry Potter is homosexual. Anyone who understands any of the crap this site maker is talking about is clearly a penis sucker

-3

I thought Dumbledore was the homosexual in this story...

wut is harrie pottar?

+5

what about Hagrid?

f*ck hagrid what about poland!?

-1

Not everyone is a Harry Potter reading/watching f*g , y'know.

+2

I cared more when someone spoiled Pirates 3, and even then it wasn't much.

Anyone else thinking of making posters to put in the library containing these pictures?

Harry and Ginny=Statutory rape True Story.

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If I remember right, enabling "use image text" will make the page scrollable.

sorry 300 other people already bneat you to makeing something like this, its a little old now.

+2

Tee hee; bneat.

+1

repost

Spoilet Alert: I don't read the book...

+2

really? <-_->

nothing will beat the simple yet effective "snape kills dumbledore"

Potterforums.com LETS SPAM THIS MUTHA RIGHT NOW BITCHES!!!!!

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GO TO THE GREAT HALL IN THE FORUMS

Looks legit but the pic is too big, on my resolution anyways. :P

Yeah, for some reason images don't 'stretch' anymore.

hahahaha thanks

Just noticed this is the same user who told us Dumbledore dies in Book 6. Good stuff. :)

+6

was it precognative?

^No I am sure he was christian.

Precognative christian perhaps?

http://fmayoubitch.ytmnd.com/

PAGE NUMBERS PLEASE!!!!!!!!1

rawr

The reports are all so conflicting it's not going to ruin my experience with reading just because I have a list of possible scenarios which I know much of. The Snape Kills Dumbledore thing was a single, solid piece of evidence and far more ruining than this simply because it was SNAPE who killed him. I do believe these are the true spoilers, but it's not going to matter anymore. The Harry Potter trolls are so disorganized this time around.

+2

MAGICAL MASSACRE!

harry potter is gay

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you're so rebellious and cool

+2

cooler than you are, that's for sure

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dumbledore is gay

In the Unrated DVD set of GoF, there's a scene where Krum and Hermione go into second floor girls' lavatory and have a threesome with Moaning Myrtle.

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Score

I guess you were being sarcastic above.

hardogei.ytmnd.com

How the hell did you get that? Anyway, good work!

I'll give you this five as long as you promise to go to your local borders and/or barnes and nobles and scream it at the nerds

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Guy in car driving by: "SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!" Woman waiting in line: "You @sshole!"

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For failing miserably, I had to de-rep SlothZ's post. Anyone that remembers that remembers that she yelled, "NOO, YOU BITCH!" and her friend yelling, "YOU BITCH!"

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too bad reading harry potter has nothing to do with wheather you're a nerd or not. sitting on ytmnd is hardly less nerdy.

lol, 5 cuz it's true

I heard sum HAAADO GAY!!!

Guess that doesn't make me the only one who thought the same thing.

ron dies

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Frodo destroys the ring,bruce willis was death all the time...

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You didn't spoil it properly...you forgot Lupin, Tonks, and Fred. Try to spoil a book and miss some of the best f*cking parts....

You forgot that Fred dies. Also, Ron marries Hermione. And Neville Longbottom becomes a Professor at Hogwarts.

This isn't funny. It was funny the first time. Now you're just being an unoriginal jackass.

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^what he said. some of us actually like reading.

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Yes. We are called trolls. We enjoy reading your agonized responses. THE LULZ JUST KEEP FLOWING

Seriously thank YOU!!!!! I hate chirstmas because i hate waiting for my presents... GIVE IT TO ME NOW BITCH!!! high 5 all your sites

Dude, you left out Ron. I got this off a link from comcast.net http://gameinvasion.comcast.net/gameinvasion/news/article/1184681880561_final_harry_potter_hits_bittorrent&cvqh=itn_potter http://www.zendurl.com/h/hallows/

The five is for the proper music. Also, doppleganger.

i love how digg.com will like kill anyone if they submit sites like this. someone do it.

EPIC VICTORY

lol

epic

1'd for Tarzan Boy.

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these are actually the real spoilers.

SAM KILLS MEGATRON!

who the f*ck is sam?

+1

JK Rowling is a bitch. Why the f*ck would she kill Fred? What a bitch.

5

OHM FUGG TAHTS A LAWLOCOPTER

if this is real, how the f*ck did you get a copy?

barnes & nobles started getting deliveries 4 days ago. A guy took a photo of every page and uploaded it online

he speaks the truth i'm reading the scan right now and all of these are true

Hahahahaha Xizer is the guy who was also the first to spoil book 6 on Ytmnd (http://dumbledoredies.ytmnd.com/) rofl

+2

along with someone earlier - Megatron kills Jazz!

+1

oo, this is fun. Prime decapitates Bonecrusher!

+1

I... deserve Hermione I DO :( </3

u forgot to mention that the book ends with all their kids riding on that f*cking train together 19 years later

+2

YOU BITCH

Also, Harry Potter chokes on the blue pill and dies and Ron takes the red pill by mistake, which makes him lose all his magic powers but gain the true knowledge of the Matrix, which is that Herminie is a dude and is really his father, then Dumbledore comes back to life to betray them after teaching them the Da Vinci Code and they learn that all magic is controlled by the Illuminati, then they team up with Draco, except he betrays them too and dies for Dumbledore's sins, Dumbledore also dies again.

+2

There will be an eight book, in which Harry, Ginny, Ron and Hermoine dies.

+2

I don't know any of these names, but I'll 5 because this undoubtly pissed people off!

+2

harry potter fans just got owned in the ass.

Harry Potter spoilers seem to be popular

5'd for audio, 5'd for ruining childrens lives, 5'd for my inane hatred for this series.

+1

God damned right. F*ck you, kids. You're f*cking doomed. Harry Potter sux.

Everybody dies. Twice

+2

F*cking pwn Xizer, f*ckung pwn!

I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY KILLED THE OWL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+4

i will sh*t in your mouth -- also, up and coming? what the f u c k is wrong with you people?

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