lol buttsecs

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2nd!!!!

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lol, buttsecks

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lol buttsecs

+4

dude that literally scared me sh*tless

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it might be clever if... no, not clever.

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This would have been better if you had realized that gold melts at... 1337 degrees Kelvin.

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im supposing you just starting going somewhere and was happy as hell when you found a coincidence

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when i saw 1969 i expected something about the moon landing

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Butsecs!?

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It's not lacking any 1337, gold, and satanic buttseks! And that's what real women need! Neuhahheuheuhah

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^women aren't l337, TEY SHOD BE UP COOKIN BREKFAS O SOMETIN

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lol, buttsecks

+1

I lol'd at the "As im sure you've figured out, 79 is the atomic number for gold" part.

+2

this explains everything not just some simple "buttshekx"

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Downvoters get buttsechsrape

+1

Woodstock was also in '69, so we're all Satan-worshiping hippies (also moonlanding)

holy sh*t new fav ytmnd

+1

what he said. best WTF!!! bomb site ever.

Hold on, I think I have some "Loose Change" in my pocket.

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I c wut you did zere.

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the jews were behind 13/37, like 9/11 and 7/11 before it. bastahds.

+5

haha

+1 for not going with the obvious three 666's

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three 666's is 1998

1969 in the sunshine

Yay for Boards of Canada reference.

There is only one word to describe this site's awesomeness. "FAV!"

I have to admit, amusing.

awesome..

loo

ool

oh sh*t im f*cked!!

good form

I like to call this "1337 5(_)|O3|24//350M3 M394 |O//N493!!!11!!1!!!one!!!111!!eleven!!!1"

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I actually HAD to decipher that before I could continue reading comments. I think I might have OCD.

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Lol so did I. Didn't take too long though.

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This is like super 1337 language. I used to write essay's like this to piss of my teachers. Wtf is (_) = O? // = ? I forgot what 9 was. Argh!

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C+, you'll shoot your eye out!

WIN!

5

Genius.

well this has got to be the most overrated site in history - mirite?

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Nope. http://blueballfixed.ytmnd.com/ is the most overrated site in history.

+1

We didnt start the website and judge wonka throws out cases never shoulda gotten that high.

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First Impressions Final :x

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^ lol, self-criticism

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No

Fellow Terrans, I come to you in the wake of recent events to issue a call to reason. Let no human deny the perils of our time. While we battle one another, divided by the petty strife of our common history, the tide of a greater conflict is turning against us, threatening to destroy all that we have accomplished. It is time for us as nations, and as individuals to set aside our long-standing feuds and unite. The tides of an unwinnable war are upon us, and we must seek refuge upon higher ground, lest we be

StarCraft. Really? Funny YTMND. 1337 lol.

swept away by the flood. The Confederacy is no more. Whatever semblance of unity and protection it once provided is a phantom, a memory. With our enemies left unchecked, who will you turn to for protection? The devastation wrought by the alien invaders is self-evident. We have seen our homes and villages destroyed by the calculated blows of the Protoss. We have seen first-hand our friends and loved ones consumed by the nightmarish Zerg. Unprecedented and unimaginable though they may be, these are the signs

of our time. The time has come, my fellow Terrans, to rally to a new banner. In unity lies strength! Already many of the dissident factions have joined us. Out of the many, we shall forge an indivisible whole, capitulating only to a single throne. And from that throne, I shall watch over you! From this day forward, let no human make war on any other human. Let no Terran agency conspire against this new beginning. And let no man consort with alien powers. And to all the enemies of humanity, seek not to bar

our way, for we shall win through, no matter the cost!

Spawn more overlords.

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I can't build there, somethings in the way.

build more burrows! ...oops, sorry, wrong game

You require additional pylons.

INSUFFICENT VESPENE GAS

"YOUMUSTCONSTRUCTADDITIONALHAMBURGERS."

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STAR CRAFT IS FOR LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHH GEEKS

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NUCLEAR LUNCH DETECTED

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We require more minerals.

the unfunny truth

WOW *brain explodes*

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I have something else satanic to add 1-3-3-7 if you multiply the last two digits you get 21. So now you have 1-3-21, 21 plus 3 equals 24. 1-24, 24 minus 1 equals 23 the apparently evil number!

w...wha?? x_X

you mean 1 minus 24 which equals negative 23 which should be even more evil!

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^YOU KNOW MICHAEL JORDAN WORE THAT NUMBER F*GS

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^Jim Carrey not amused.

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haha, so random. this is amazing

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RAWR!

YOU WIN...A F*CKING 5!!!111

Please can I have the "WTF BOOM" sound. =)

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Brilliant connections right there.

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so random, this is very close to how my brain functions

OH LAWD

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+5

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Not to nitpick, but the Satanic Bible didn't really have anything to do with Satan. This is still f*cking awesome, though.

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agree about the satanic bible, but William Blake was a good call (a much better Satanist than LaVey anyday)

Satan=Jack Thompson

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Yea, well, it's their fault that they chose to use the word Satan to describe themselves. So they deserve all the misconceptions they get.

What did I just watch

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1969 is also the null date for most databases, aka Dec 31, 1969, since the unix date for time beginning is Jan 1, 1970, so we can all be considered null as well

hahaha

Neat. But in reality you can find any number you want to within any series of numbers you want by proxy.

5 for mars

Hahaha, thank you for making me laugh so hard.

We are all going to die. Painfully. And your God won't be there. > themagic.ytmnd.com <

you have wayyyyyy too much time on your hands to figure all of that out.

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Dr. 1337 is still getting laid.

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HOLY SH*TTING DICK NIPPLES BATMAN THE DEVIL PLAYS CS!!!

lol wtf...too much time on your hands

I always knew the number 1337 was evil in some way, this confirms it.

Its spoiler mania! I need a spoiler for Harry Potter! I need a spoiler for TV! I need a spoiler for World War2! I need a spoiler for Virginia Tech! I need a spoiler for my day tommorow! I need a spoiler for washing my ass! I need a spoiler for scratching my nuts! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Jessica Alba spoiler: http://albaspoiler.ytmnd.com/

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55555

:O

MIND F*CK!!!!

This is pretty retarded, but... at the same time, it was entertaining.

13 + 3 + 7 = 23!!!

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OH SHT

-1

OMG

-1

YOU JUST BLEW MY MIND

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^Jim Carrey IS amused. (less complicated then dawpul's)

Bs

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win

-1

needs more foot doctor

5d because any random string of numbers can be made into anything! in binary you could probably make this comment add into 1969

OMG DUDE I CAN FIND SOME RANDOM THINGS ABOUT A COMMONLY USED NUMBER AND TURN IN INTO SOMETHING EVIL KEEEEEWLL DUUDE! And what's wrong with worshipping Satan?

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Hah, I love how you douchebags all downvoted (or whatever the hell you call it) my comment to -8, and the only person, Scottjordan, who had the balls to insult me in person, had absolutely nothing but an insult to respond with, rather than an intelligent reason as to why I'm wrong about this sucking. Unfortuneately, this sucks, and I'm right. Heh.

All these years I used the number 1337 innocently... What have I done? WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!

i loled

Your argument is compelling!

somebody say my name?

HOLYSH*T YES

Haha, blackwolf4 is a stupid peice of sh*t btw, kthxbai.

i read the satanic bible, i actually enjoyed it

O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O :O :O :O :O :O

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I really hope you didn't take the take to do all those mathematical equations, hoping to find something.

i don't get the converting to decimals part. how does 10000 equal 16? if someone could explain id gladly give a 5 am i missing something or just slow?

10000 in binary = 16 in decimal 1=1 10=2 11=3 100=4 101=5 etc >.> <.<

binary.....learn it.

holy gods batman i hate math i didnt get past geometry in high school, yet im still a state cert. fire/emt

u own

needs more "rise of satan" and "unfunny truth"

that was awsome nice work with the sound too

that wasn't a stretch at all.

The best part was hearing "What the f*ck?! Kaboom" for the 1000th time.

+3

Actually I thought in this particular site it fit well and was not used stereotypically

I thought it was a cliched ending with poor execution and stale jokes.

-1

All you did was lie. F*ck you

bad syncing, oh and bad site

I love how long it took to reveal the "un'funny" truth, it was good enough for a five.

It all adds up now...

so does this mean all chemists will go to hell?

That has to be the best use of WHAT THE FU- I've ever seen.

Was not expecting that...

I ALSO SEE 666 IN THERE LOL.

That was great!

hilarious and awesome!

awesome

youre probably the best person ever.

best laugh i've had on this site so far lol

This is Jeff Goldblum right?

This holds together better than The Bible Code.

way to much time into this but i must 5 for pure f*cking awsome

o

great use of WHAT THE FUBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

and YOU get a five

SATAN HELPED AMERICA LAND ON THE MOON!

I was expecting 666, but that works too.

THIS F*CKING SCARED ME also fived for Mars

nice

Holy Goddamn crap. And someone actually did this?!?!?!!? Fav'd.

YOU FORGOT THE PART WHERE THE NUMBERS LINK TO 9/11

Damn you Internet!

Haha.

Gustav Holst is an auto-win in my book.

lmao! not

epic. that is all.

cliched unfunny sh*t

+1

Six six six--the Number of the Beast! Six six six, the one for you and me.

I understood that completely, I am glad I looked at this...

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oh im so glad i was informed of that i feel much more safe!!!!!!!

you've sure read the hell out of that satanic bible

informaTIONAL...hilarious...and kewl...insta 4...and my bad spelling allows for 1 more point...so a 5

This reminds me of WIN.

Good stuff.

1d for wasting your time

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y'all know I be strippin in the evenins

IC WUT U DID THUR!~1

It's also the year we landed on the moon.

too bad religion is a sham.

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ARBITRARY MATH HAS DAMNED US ALL TO AN ETERNITY OF UNSPEAKABLE HORRORS!

lol, self reply.

+3

5'd for truth

By your logic, I am the planet mars.

My face hurts from laughing so much

+1

Having doubtlessly wasted hours of your life to dicover all of this you are a man after my own heart...I honor such effort with 5 stars of approval!

Any number that has '69' in it can't be all bad.

it all makes sense now

superbe

5'd and fav'd for the music. holst wins.

Heil Satan! luls, he's 1337

Not in town

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH SHI-

Funny

lol

LOL funny as Sh*t 1337 1337-5*

HOLY SH*T BRACE FOR EPIC

was that girl getting biten on the va jay jay by a dragon?

please tell me you didn't find out about this yourself, tell me you read in somewhere!

the melting point of gold is 1337 OR DID I JUST BLOW YOUR F*CKING MIND

Take off the 19.

omfg, lolz.

DEAR LORD.

LOL!

why do people like this

+1

why?

why?

WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

No Wai!

3-in-a-row .. one more commented. i guess in a world filled with infinite amounts of numbers that relate to everything.. chances are there will be infinite coincidences as well

haha, bravo for going through the work for that boy. also, morons its buttsechs. the only time you use k in in gay seks

I always knew that number was evil, good luck getting buttraped in hell c*ckf*gs!

That should be in Oprah's book club.

if you actually knew anything about the satanic bible you would know that they don't worship satan they worship themselves

Win on so many levels. Well done.

Hahaha ur stupid...yet brilliant at the same time....6.9

I don't want to one you, but I just want you to get a 5.

I would have stopped it at 1337 = gold 5'd for buttsecks

Before we started hacking off numbers, it was going somewhere. Even before the year. Even before mention of the Satanic bible. It'd be plausable to say something about the hippies in 69, but wots there now is sh*t.

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nice song choice

5'd for using numbers

should be a fad

Gj lol

More than 1969 people died in 9/11. THE CONNECTION IS CLEAR!

6669

If you dont five this your a piece of sh*t!!! Loved it rofl

not long enough, otherwise ok...

I lol'd. Nice work.

You can't just axe all the decimals until you get 1969.

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O Rly?

Who made you president of the conspiracy theory committee?

+1

Wins so hard.

roflcopter.

did Zach Griffin make this?

THIS IS THE MOST EPIC OF WIN!

XD LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL

I see no flaw in this logic.

You are an idiot. If you actually read the Satanic Bible you would know it has nothing to do with worshiping the devil. Try doing some research before you make claims.

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1969 SHUT THE F*CK UP.

lol buttsecs

no, but it does involve rituals that require masterbation at an alter on certian dates. either way you fail.

errr...masturbation.

Awesome, but yeah, when LaVeyan Satanism talks about Satan, they mean it as a symbol using it's root meaning "adversary." LaVeyan Satanists believe actual Satan-worshipers are just self-denying Christians themselves, since after all they both do abide by a not-so-different guidline to code of conduct, something that LaVeyan Satanism frowns upon religiously. Now time to go masturbate.

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Amazing.

-1

hahahahahhahahahah nice one

-1

rofl this is f*cking hilarious

-1

I'm not following you.

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This site is 1337!

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hahahahha

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