Awesomeness.

Wow, that song is beautiful

+1

GIMME DA POKECHOPS 83()()

-1

I think the file he sent you is corrupt or something, sounds like alot of background noise or something. Maybe you could ask him to email you another copy? We'd love to hear it!

+38

hahah8ahaha

-3

+5 for ear rapeage.

-2

KOJI KONDO IS MY HERO! He wrote the music to Zelda.

-3

Ya sounds good.....bump that sh*t!

-3

Alright seriously. A) I am not f*cken reading (interwebz). B) Not even ear rape can hold my patience. C) I swear to god I fell asleep waiting for funny and this ear rape didnt seem funny enough. I hold my vote and obviously people will comment downvote me, this was a waste of time.

+8

people should comment downvote you because you make all your comments as replies to the 1st comment. If you consider the psychological reasons why someone would do that - it's kind of lol

+3

The only time people care is when they also have other reasons to hate the comment.

-5

no comment - lol

-1

really cool story but its kind of hard to believe this guy would send you ear rape in the mail.

-1

DID SOMEONE SAY POLAND TOOLKIT?

-2

i tried this with willy wonka and all i got was a scrumdidilyumshis bar...

-2

MrObvious fails at being obvious.

-3

because you touch yourself at night

-1

BRB

lololol

lol, Koji Kondo'd.

+1

the amount of comments on this site is blowing my mind

2 years later and nothing has changed

COOL STORY BRO!

rofl i remember when i first saw this one. good choice for sponsorship

Know me broken by my master. Teach thee on child of love hereafter.

three

my ears are happy.

And to think i designed and made your website Keaton, all for an ear rape. Our love blooms differently from time to time :/

wow bad typo, was meant to say: i designed your website BANNER ;)

is this a real story, besides the song part?

-1

see description

-1

+3 if its fake, for a well-made story +4 if its real for having such heart and -1 for the audio being obvious since it was made by keatonkeaton

everyone check out the Poopie+Keaton saga!, starting with http://keatonlovesme.ytmnd.com/

-3

OMG WIN! not only is there ear rape at the end, you have to wait like 5 minutes before you get ear raped!

-4

so its exactly like getting kidnapped, WAITING IN THE CAR FOR FIVE MINUTES then you get raped in a dark alley that non one knows about

+5

expected it, but 5 for such a long buildup

EPIC

-2

Nothing on ytmnd ever has a happy ending.

+4

You magnificent bastard.

+2

5'd for nostalgia

-2

http://keatonlovesme.ytmnd.com/ DO ME KEATON

-5

We all want to do Keaton. Now hes not going to pick you, hes only going to do someone who went through puberty.

+1

RAWR!

-2

Ownage.

-2

as soon as I heard the 200 dollars I knew it was fake... you don't have 200 dollars...

+16

Besides, if he did he would have sent it to me. Since we're buddies and all.

Wow, I actually fell for this pretty bad o.o.

-3

July 19th.

It took me a day to get over the excitement and actually make a ytmnd about it

+6

We all fell for the TAAARRRPPPP!!!!!!!

That tarp is malicious.

-1

merely

-1

i probably should have spell checked some of this, but i actually didn't expect this to do as well as it did

-1

I don't know if it was the smooth, sensuous voice of the adolescent male reading extra slowly and carefully so as to waste as much time as possible. I don't know if it was the noise so painstakingly adjusted to raping each and every one of the cilia in my inner ear. I don't know if it was the 8-bit satire, or the blinding, obnoxious orange background, or even the PSA-style music that delighted me. All I know, kind sir, is that you have my fav, and had I not been barren with altitude, my fivechild.

+8

I has a comment :I

-1

^_^

-1

Predictiable sh*t was predictiable. -_- Next time make it like WHILE you're talking.

-3

Fact: Out of the last 20 sites I have made, the only ones to get a score over 3.88 have been the three sites about Super Mario

+2

Fact: Clorox kills 99% of household bacteria

+11

I think its lysol

+2

NOT IMPORTANT

+1

fact: i cannot think of a witty comment to get green #'s right now

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FACT: BEARS BEATS BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

+1

FACT : TCAF

-1

RACECAR : RACECAR

GoHangASalamiImALasagnaHog : goHangasaLAmIimalaSAgnaHoG

+3

AManAPlanACanalPanama : amanaPlanaCAnalPAnaMA

-2

MayAMoodyBabyDoomAYam : maYAmooDybaBydooMAyaM

pretty sure Bleach is gonna kill more life than most things

-2

Is that a Fact?

-2

booo keaton just taking those from weird al

+1

Dad : daD

+1

OTTO: OTTO

I care.

-1

5 if it was true

-5

soo whatcha gonna do with those 200 dollars... Im free tommorow night. :)

-2

kassius and aegis get drunk and write a story. two thumbs up

-2

Don't be a dullard

-1

i before e except after c keaton!

-1

I couldn't remember if the word "receive" was an exception to that rule or what, so I spelled it both ways within the ytmnd.

-1

haha it's all good

-1

auto-1 putting your name in the title assumes that people give a sh*t about who you are. f*ck yourself f*ggot.

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:D

+4

deep down narvst cares

+9

YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE, KEATON.

lol, Bega's Battle

6

Epic.

I came.

jesus christ and 2 jews in a bad that was long

here we all were about to call you a f*ggot...

lived up to the hype

rofl

Keaton, I love you so much.

Possibly my favorite of your sites. This is so awesome. I actually loled.

sweet song dude you are lucky

You just went up a few notches on my list.

Well at least the $200 wasn't fake and laced with Anthrax. Oh you might want to check that.

+1

Thanks Dave,I mean Keaton

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HAHAHAHA i took you so srsly

+1

Me too. I started laughing so hard when the ear rape came. I got pwned like a nub.

Who didn't?

koji kondo

-1

You, sir, are my hero.

You blew it up! Damn you!

Pool's open, feel free to swim.

I see 3 possibilities. 1 It's true and he sent you a cd of musical crap. 2 It's sorta true and you supplemented your own musical crap. 3 You actually received the cd some time ago and have based most of your work on it.

THATS AMAZING!! lol

what a story. WHAT a story. Thats f*ckin hilarious.

-1

awesome

I seem to remember Keaton having some pretty cool sites, but this... No, unless there's some inside joke I wasn't invited to the cool club soon enough to get, this just pretty much sucks. 2 for at least keeping me engaged to the end of it.

-4

You really had me going there. :)

+1

oh my god, this is fantastic

that was a total waste of my time

your on the internet. Your time obviously had no better use. No go cure cancer or stfu

+3

you're*

+1

haha you bastard

[]_[]-b ARRRHGGHH!!! Very nice work!

Congratulations on your crappy static version of a Mario song. Sweet redemption, and sweet 200 dollars back.

OMG OMG OMG hahahahahahaha

So...he didn't actually compose a song....

this is DEFINATELY some sort of variation of LOUDTMND 5'd

Can't say I didn't see it coming... although, I was expecting a Harry Potter spoiler.

Keaton, if by chance you happen to read my comment (on some occasions you reply), let me just say that it is a rare occurrence that I ever put a site into my favorites. You should take this moment to appreciate it for you have brought hope to a YTMNDer that lost hope. :D

+1

:D

+2

I gave it a 5 but after reading these comments I was forced to change it to 1. Peer pressure consumes me.

-3

I actually liked that one

Meh, you talk like you have something blocking your nose. And its not the type like Ben Stein, no, it just sucks.

I was so excited I turned the volume all the way up.

+7

wow, how did that work out?...

+2

I wish I was there to see you jump out of your chair...

+1

hahahah me too

+1

Wow he really half assed that didn't he? Or was the first song the one he sent?

Do I smell [Epic Ear Rape Maneuvers]? This is definetely win, at that. The build-up was just, liekzomg genious... here I'm 90% expecting a great new piece by Kondo, and 10% waiting for the inevitable horse dick... you hit me between the eyes with that, my good sir.

boom headshot

lmao ownagez

This is, by far, one of the most clever YTMNDs ever. The fact that it's only 4.16 while I type this further proves how many f*ggots are on this site.

i laughed so hard at this. this is my favorite YTMND that i cannot show anyone since no one i know would watch through it.

By the way, I couldn't get your link, https://nintendo.taleo.net/servlets/careersection?art_ip_action=flowdispatcher&flowtypeno=13&pageseq=2&reqno=19000&art_servlet_language=en&csNo=10000&jservsessionidnintendo=23opi6nb6aq6u3mw1.rjs2421_2422#topofcspage, to work.

The url and phone number are the only true things I said in the whole thing

I don't think anyone believed this for a second.

I totally fell for it.

+4

geeeeeet out heeeere

+2

Didn't buy the story, but didn't expect light ear-rape either. I was hoping for Keaton to sing. "Doo da doo doo dey dop boo bop" or something.

+1

What chav-slayer said.

+3

Same as Chav-Slayer.

+1

Hooray?

+1

Yeah, I can see it now. Keaton's Scatman John rendition...

i love you. so much.

I haven't actually laughed out loud in a while.. that was awesome!

dude you have like the gayest voice ive ever heard, and ive heard some actual gay people talk....take this 5 and buy some testosterone

-2

nevermind. I found the application through nintendo.taleo.net. NINTENDO, HERE I COME!

Music to have sex to if I ever heard it.

I give points for the amazing, complex story, that I thought was true. Good Game and Godspeed

keaton I'm still waiting on that goatse pic

brilliantly executed.

As it neared the end I screamed "please be ear rape! please be ear rape!" Song begins, I squeel with glee and laugh hysterically. You win.

This YTMND Is Music To My Ears :D I'm Going To Rig My Alarm Clock To Play This Masterpiece Everyday When Its Time For Me To Wake Up In Order To Get That 'Extra' Boost You Always Need To Get Out Of Bed. I'm Sure The Neighbors Will Enjoy It Too :)

Wow, I really feel for the trap there. And now I no longer have vergin ears. (5'd and Fav'd)

glorious

mearly!

Damn, I fell for this hard.

You're dumb

ROFL. That is complete genius. The level of respect I have for you keaton, just exploded upwards to the nth power.

I'm gonna just stop clicking on your sites from now on. You seem a decent fellow - but you have nothing to offer one such as me.

It stinks!

wow you're lucky that he made a song just for you

HOLY SH*T ROFL no describing how funny this is

koj

-1

woah look we can reply to comments now!

+2

oh god! I think we'll abuse it!

lol For people who think the file is corrupted.... It was probably meant to be that way :D

I'll actually five this because you're 200 dollars were refunded.

Your voice is annoying and you suck. It's pronounced Cone-Doh.

-2

I kinda saw it from a mile away... :(

You're a sexy boy, Keaton.

He's not your boy toy.

Just atrocious. Terrible.

-1

wow, Koji can really knows his ear rape!

meh, good enough

Next try asking Totakeke.

I love your work Keat, but if this is true, then both you and Koji are douchebags.

That was so worth the wait.

wow, you sure put alot of effort into this ear rape

-1

BOO.

-1

Pointless, this goes absolutely nowhere and isn't really that funny at the end. Really, you should stick to watching YTMNDs instead of making them

Said the man with the racist sites.

u sure those were american dollars?

You put a lot of time and effort in that.

Ow.

And where might I find the song playing while you're talking?

I honestly didn't see that coming.

Initially I was upset that you were bothering such an important man; then I was confused why "your song" was from a completely recognizable Super Nintendo game... :/ I am so gullible

That was f*cking genius. Of all the games you could've chose, you picked the music from Mario 2. The ONE Mario game that Nintendo's people didn't actually make.

the ending was amazing....btw needs more foot doctor

my ears bleed ...way too loud... great story tough!

i was starting to believe it lol

You win!

WHAT?! NO HAPPY FINISH!? THAT IS RIDICUROUS, COW EYE!

Epic punchline

I've been 23 for a day now and I can't feel my head.

Happy Birthday! I just turned 20 Tuesday.

Wow, its almost been two years since this site was made lol

...This made me laugh hard XD

like sh*t any of that is real

Mr. Kondo is obviously all too aware that his work is being mined for geek-chic in the past three years or so, and not being taken very seriously. Amusing story anyways I guess.

Was going to five and favorite. Ending assured 1-star vote.

-6

Someone got ear-raped.

Poor sport. Keaton f*cked me in the ear fair and 3500hz square.

+5

I didn't mind the ear-rape, the whole it being a fraud and all and dissapointing the crap out of me = phail.

-3

^And that's the reaction that makes this site such a satisfying success. This is the kind of comment I'd frame on my wall.

+3

^Agreed. The PH and all.

+1

wow, Goneja, lol

the song brought tears to my eyes. or maybe my forehead was bleeding. 200 dollars well spent

wow what an *ssh*le.. haha

my o my did i lawl my pants off. well played sir

So you bugged him just for ear rape?

Awesome! Reminds me of http://supermariolostlevels.ytmnd.com

+2

Except a billion times better because of the intricate buildup. If you just say "guy goes into a talent agent's office, says 'I have this great act called The Aristocrats,'" you have no joke. You need the sh*t and piss and incest and bestiality first.

-1

HAHA. That song is awful. You've been shafted.

-2

LOL. You cheeky monkey.

lol

you got nintend'oh'd!

Wow. My ears are still bleeding. Each of us here has been KondOWNED.

+3

I got Joji Roll'd

where the f*ck is footdoctor.

+1

Reminds me of Super Mario Lost Levels

Not funny and a waste of time. You could have at least written something "in the style of Koji Kondo"... Oh yeah you just make "fun times mixes" that all sound the same.

-3

:D

epic winrar +5 for ear rape

haha! i turned the speakers down just before the song came on i knew what was coming! nice try though

lol, im deaf!!! i cranked the volume up on my headphones with anticiapation, thinking "wow! a song by koji!!! woot!", when all of a sudden, WHAMMO!!!! im deaf.... 5'd for making my ears bleed, as that is what they are doing right now.

stolen from 4chan

+1

OW MY EARS

+1

how much did you pay max to get exempt from nsfw?

+1

About one second before that song started I suddenly thought I'd get Rickroll'd. I'm glad I did not.

Best. Ytmnd. Ever.

This is still my favorite site ever

effort ftl

Best 200 bucks Keaton ever spent. Next stop, Nobuo Uematsu.

+2

Don't comment much. But not very many YTMND's make me cry with laughter. Bravo dude.

I got a nice lawl from this.

LOL, some part of this makes me wonder if he did this to say NO I WON'T COMPOSE ANYTHING and the other makes me wonder if he circuit bent something and played it on that. I'm guessing the first one but still LOL

First ear rape I didn't 1