Hahaha, it's corny, it's poorly drawn, but it rings true. 5'd

+3

You can tell they are women because of their breasts.

+32

they feel like bags of sand.

+21

More true than the fact that I am awesome.

-3

Thought this was going about them cooking.

+5

They just love to get down.. with.. sex all the time.

+1

I s'pose they can't be too choosy with those armpit tumors.

+3

I love how 95% of YTMND won't know what this is talking about.

+1

It's so true.

+4

No, this is more like example 2 or 3, maybe 4.

+1

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And dance!

+6

-2

fourest is green! (not in a couple hours, lol)

-1

-1

-2

keep ytmnd a man site!

Not negative yet? I'm amazed!

-1

something like that

Indeed.

+5 for honesty

+1

lol

some people don't understand girls

-3

Some of us do. That's why this is gold. =)

+3

or he actually does understand them completely lol

+2

Everyone knows that women are fickle and air-headed while everyone knows men are alcoholics who love nothing better than to punch each other all day in front of a TV. Anyone who suggests otherwise is an utter idiot. I thought the ytmnd wasn't very well made or clever, though.

-3

The alcoholic part requires drinking I believe. I don't do that, but I do get a deep urge to punch you. ;D

+4

Actually, we like to watch men on tv punching each other. Its called UFC. Not all of us are alcoholics, some of us are stoners and some are pussies.

J/K all you straight edge kids out there! Jars of Clay RULES!!11!

Swing and a miss.

It's funny because it's true.

odd wording and stereotyping make this incredibly unrealistic.

-3

agreed

false

double false

YOU ALL MUST BE GRILS

Impossible as this is the internet. They are post op Trannys

+2

plus its kind of true there r dudes out there who r absolute c*cks nd yet everyone f*cking loves him

so act like a c*ck and stop whining

proof that korf is a post menopausual angry feminist woman in her 50s

+2

wimminz is strange alright

Moar!!!!!

lol high school

+2

All I care about are the boobs

2810? Catty behaviour and attraction to jerks is more like #3.

+10

yes

2810 is splitting a pint of ben and jerrys ice cream with two spoons, lifetime, and one woman consoling another about the latter's recent break-up

+2

true

hahahahaha!

I'm female in genitals only. I'm probably the biggest misogynist I know, mostly because as a female who is married to a soldier in the US Army, I'm expected to spend time with the other Army wives, because "we're a family, blah blah blah." They're so deep you could step in a puddle of them and not get your feet wet. They're dull and obsessed with meaningless dreck. And, from my experience, I'm sad to say that the majority of other women I've met over the course of my lifetime are all the same. 1000000*'s

+24

Women, internet, don't exist. Et al.

+8

wins

+2

Oh, and I forgot to mention that they have sh*tty taste in movies, and usually music. If they try and drag me to one more "chick flick", or make me listen to "Sexyback" one more time, I'm gonna strangle 'em.

+7

lol, she said genitals

+5

http://ihatewomen.ytmnd.com

-1

is that secret code? If you take the first letter of each word... wait I seen this in a movie once... If i go i ptb mikm ba a fwim tasit ........... no I was wrong there are no smoke and mirrors with this post.

Same here. I hate females.

so ture

TOTAL TRUTH. THIS MAN IS DR.PHIL.

-1

so true

brandenburg is ghetto when played on period instruments,. get a better recording.

So farking true.

stick figures to prove the grand point of "women are attracted to jerks"... 2'd

the classical music makes this.

The music is the first few bars of the first movement of J. S. Bach's Brandenburg Concerto No. 3 in G maj as arranged for a quartet. BANK on it.

+5

Where have you been?

boomaga lives in gore vidal's crawl space

+2

yeah im a sucker for intelligent misogyny

+1

There's truth in that ytmnd.

I want you to start living as a gay woman.

+1

Dr Phil ftw

+1

truth

1

-3

5

+1

:(

nooooo

-2

very true...

Nope. Try again. And Credit the Brandenburg Concerto, FFS.

-3

Funny, you get a 5 sir.

made of win

5'd for truth. Women do love men who are *ssh*les.

a good man should know how to put his women down when she tries to speak

+1

I love being an *ssh*le!

you know what differentiates nice guys from guys who get laid? Nice guys whine.

-2

I met a very attractive young woman last night. Then she started talking.

+6

RAWR!

we need more of these.

this made me laugh hella! its funny cuz its true. good job!!

+5 for truth.

Yup True

So true! Stupid women ARE attracted to menfolk that treat women like trash--Which is why I'm with our lord and savior, Sir Sean Connery! He treats me like Stephanie. <3

+1

How true, how true. Bitches never really want to be respected, despite their mixed messages. Women WANT to be treated bad. Sad, but true.

omg guyz chix only date jerks am i rite they dont understand what they could have with a nice guy like me !!!!!!!!!!!11111 Go post an E/N thread in GBS you f*g

-4

you should lurk more

...Wtf did you just say?

+1

it's something a goon may have seen

+1

Derka Derka Mohammed Jihad

lol! It's funny because it's true!

SHSHSHSHHSHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA ITSD FUNNY CZSUSE TIYDS SO TRUE.

i lose faith in humanity every time i remember how true this really is...

+1

zazazazazaza

What happened to examples 1 to 2809?

+2

Feminists...

Hahaha so good

I can confirm this as everyday occurrences.

weeeeeeird indeed, but anyway there must be a logical answer to this.

GRRR I CANT GET A GIRLFREND STUPED FLAWED HUMAN RACE AND STUPED WOMEN IM GONG TO MAKE A SITE THAT SHOWS HOW FALWED THEY ARE I HATE THEM BECAUSE THEY DONT LOVE ME

GRRR MAYBE IF I BITCH ABOUT A SITE MAKING FUN OF WOMEN, I CAN SHOW THAT TO WOMEN AND GET LAID

+5

^ comment funnier than this YTMND

i lol'd

ha too true!

There's a reason why nice guys (nerds fall into this category) never get the hot chicks.

holy f*ck, how is this top rated?

Because the average age of YTMND has degraded so much that if it even entertains you a minute amount, people think it merits a 5. YTMND is full of goddamn splitvoters now.

lol

Also, 5 goddammit.

Also, 5 goddammit.

The truth is finaly told.

its so true

Girls dig jerks

5'd for truth..........and stellar artwork

ya wanna get girls to swarm over you just take a dump in their mouth. tada! http://ihatewomen.ytmnd.com

+1

terrible

Nice boobs.

in b4 heatherchandler

"Losers whine about their best. Winners go home and f*ck the prom queen." Who said that?

Aleksander Kwa&#347;niewski

Bravo sir. Bravo.

I dunno....

Truth.

Not funny, shows how "nerdy" you'd be but includes Brandenburg so 3. However, you did not know the name which suggests you are musically unintelligent so 2.

ur gay oooooooooool

Sad. . . But it took me like 20 years to figure that one out. When I was a kid, we didn't HAVE ytmnd to help us figure life out. . .

+2

Indeed, I must say, this theory is edging on truth!

Nothing like an advertisment saying " I do not want to be laid"

-1

can i ask for more truth?

you win the award!

-1

lol, estrogen

ROFL

looooo

haha, reasons I don't get along with the majority of my gender :cp

+1

Crude, but true.

Armpit-boobs.

winner

I'm not a man and I guess I don't act like a woman at all, i must be some sort of strange cross-species.

Now that I think about it, this is actually #5, not 2810