Now I know that I am not stretching ytmnd's box with this one... but I figured why not.

Does anyone know where the original "Horse Dick" voice sound effect came from?

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Nice edits, I like the use of the horse fallice in this one.

That's no answer, and nor is it obvious! Hehe

Gabriel gave the mp3 to Muhammad on a floppy disk.

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It was a zip-disc. god, get your facts right. lols and Christ, I wish voting would be fixed. I hate how a vote doesn't go through most of the time when it's in the comment view or from a search, but only in the YTMND itself.

There. Third time I voted before it finally went through. HOLY SH*T I just saw Christopher Walken on TV in some Ichabod Crane movie. Go Walken, go.

DUDE, Walken just cut like 6 people's heads off. OH GOD NO!!!! NO!! They just cut HIS head off. Oh this is a grim day, indeed. I mourn for the beautiful head of Christopher Walken

Oh great and now the rest of the movie is all that silly-nanny Johnny Depp. Why watch when I know Walken isn't going to be in the rest?

Dude, Little Debbie "Caramel Cookie Bars" are totally better than Twix candy bars. They're literally made of the exact same things, but for some reason Twix taste has way too much chocolate and a completely different after-taste than these. And for only $1.39 I get EIGHT Caramel Cookie Bars with this, but for $1.50 you only get two packs of Twix with 4 bars, but each Twix bar is smaller than a Caramel Cookie Bar.

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Ok I'm totally doing the math and Little Debbie Caramel Cookie Bars are 33.625g per bar, and Twix are 28.35g per bar. At $1.39/8 CCB's they are about $0.18 cents for each, and at $1.48/4 Twix they are about $.037 cents per bar. With all the decimals thats about twice as much for Twix than caramel bars, and they suck compared to caramel bars. I bet I could buy caramel bars, convert them into Twix, and make billions!! And yes, I'm really posting all this lol this Sleepy Hollow movie is terrible (lol, Depp)

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"Does anyone know where the original 'Horse Dick' voice sound effect came from?" wiki.ytmnd.com, use it.

The Debbie is 170 calories per bar, while the twix is 140 per, but the twix is 28.35g per bar and Debbie is 34g, so calorie per g for Debbie is 5, and calorie per g for Twix is 4.938. They're practicly the same thing. Jesus Christ I'm gonna carve out my own brain with a rusty spork.

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Oh wow, I knew it was made by Lizardman but I didn't know that was his voice. Cool. Thanks man, now I can stop posting about Debbies and crappy movies.

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so i heard you guys like mudclips

You did not just say "Stretching ytmnd's box" with horsedick.

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Roomy is being the most anal retentive human being ever, and that's why i love you.

that thing just kept on coming

You gotta love horsedick..Un umm strike that!

havent been horsedicked in a while.

needs more horsedick... o nvm

INSTA FAVE

i dont think im allowed to vote on this one, but i will give you what you are due, a strong, heartful what the f*ck.

what the hell, i give everyone else 5's.

oh man...funniest thing i've seen in a while

same here

TAKE MY BREATH AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

now with more dick

beautiful horsedicking. However, i felt it could've been better with two very close, but not simultaneous "horsedick"s at different pitches, to accentuate the two people saying it.

Ha, I actually tried that already and it really didnt sound that great... nice catch though...

ha, love it! whenever someone rags on Tom Cruise, 5's are sure to come

Did you know that dolphin semen shoots with the force of a Civil War cannon?

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LMAO

Horsedick.

Appropriate. Almost too appropriate.

RAWR!

Too far

lawl

fukken lulz

ohhh man thats f*cking great.

It's ok

5 for horsedick

rofl his lip movement at the end was pretty funny

Thank you so much for noticing, 'tis my favorite part.

OMG! thats a great YTMND

thats a negative horsedick, the pattern is full.

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LOL.

If you've ever seen Top Gun, you'll know this isn't a very far stretch from the truth.

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lol, self reply.

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disturbing

You know at level OT VIII Tom has gained the ability to fit 3 horsedicks in his mouth at once!

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-2 stars for TMI

Flawless victory!

Flawless horsedicking!

Yes Yes Yes!!!

Tom Cruise does not deserve Katie Holmes.

nsfw is right! I'm at work right now dammit!

LMAO!

awe man.

u son of a bitch, nice

Why didn't I watch this earlier, the u&c was sucking so hard today

bringing back horsedick...I love it

f*ckin sick

the interesting thing is that this doesnt make top gun any more gay than it already was.

whore's dick?

WOW OMG A YTMND FAD THAT DIDN'T COME FROM 4CHAN

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It's been so long since I'd last seen a good "hoarse deck!11!" ytmnd. Pairing it up with Tom Cruise = priceless. 5 for you.

rofl wth?

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MrObvious: haha, i thought he was going to say "for speed"

el oh el

banaanikives ftw

Everything about this is right

Lulz

Good job

5'd

rofl, omg funniest horsedick site EVER