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Number One, I Order You to Go Take a Number Two.

+57

Huh-huh, huh-huh, Klingons. Thanks for reminding me of my youth, back when MTV was still "edgy." And by edgy, I guess I mean having a show with two idiots laughing at stuff.

+8

The person in that bathroom is taking a really long time.

+14

scotty in the bathroom: "I just can't make her go any faster, i'm giving it all she's got!".....(people outside wonder what he's referring to as 'she')

+6

"Let's just beam down to some planet, and boldly GO where no one has gone before."

+11

I can't believe this has been up so long and no one's mentioned that old Mr Spock joke where he looks into the toilet and sees the Captain's log.

+12

Very funny scotty, now beam down my clothes!

+5

There should have been on that bathroom sign a guy with one of those things that geordi wears.

+4

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I thought I already told the crew of the Enterprises to reject all contact with Spongebob and his Bubble Buddy? I guess they'll learn the hard way.

+5

Rofl @ DoomFrost

+1

COOKIE 4 U ^_^

How is a roll of toilet paper like the enterprise? They both circle Uranus in search of klingons.

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I was expecting Picard to say "ENGAGE" cause it was engaged.....

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^^ Picard isn't the captain of this Enterprise, n00b bitch.

+5

SH*T, I'M SUCH A N00B FOR NOT KNOWING THAT, WHAT WAS I THINKING?!?

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I MUST HAVE FORGOTTEN MY BRIEFCASE FULL OF CARE WHEN I SAW THIS YTMND.

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Thunderbucket ftw.

+1

LOLOL optical lol

lol

+1

Hmm... original, entertaining enough, decent visual looping, 5, what the hell.

You used my sound!

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Wait, no you didn't. http://vigodawaits.ytmnd.com/

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LOL

-4

Nice

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Ariel is a virgin

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Not anymore!

ytmnd raped her :)

+2

DONT BE MEAN TO ARIEL

Sometimes I Just wish Ariel didnt exist

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5'd for Tom Petty and Truly Epic Lulz(which is a perversion of lol, which stands for laugh out loud)

+1

clever site, well executed. I didn't LOL.

+1

line for VD testing, gloryhole, etc.

+3

also, I think the 3rd guy in line is going to die :)

+8

LOL, REDSHIRT!

Everyone is waiting in line for their turn on Uhura. God, she's such a whore!

+1

Sulu is in there fapping to gay porn.

+13

^^ROFL!!!

Took me a while to notice the restroom sign was an edit

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amazing

More clever than funny.

+1

More funny than clever.

+4

More tribble than trouble

+11

No tribble at all!

+4

It's fun getting into tribble!

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Goddamn Star Trek nerds. I'm gonna go all alternate universe Spock on your geeky asses. Just don't mess with the goatee while I'm beating on you. Just had it waxed and combed.

+5

Don't you mean BIZARRO funny? ...wait...crap. Wrong show.

+1

5 for Tom Petty

heh. dookie.

Prepare Photon Torpedoes for launch.

+1

lol, self reply.

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Awesome!

Spock's in there pinchin' off a big ole Vulcan turd.

+1

Cute, Tom Petty sealed the deal.

5'd for Tom Petty

that blows

Nice.

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third guy from the front looks pretty desperate

I'd be pretty desperate if I were a red-shirted ensign, too

+8

He'll probably slip and drown in the toilet.

+8

I'm watching the Parent Trap right now. There are two Lindsay Lohans and they don't change facial expressions

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I thought they just peed into an activated transporter beam.

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where does it go?

The Ceti Alpha V - why do you think Kahn was so mad at Kirk in TWOK?

+6

If you're wondering how they breathe & pee & other science facts, just repeat to yourself "It's just a show, I should really just relax".

That's what I repeat to myself when *I* try to pee.

+6

They use a toilet, but instead of TP, they use Quantum Fecal Detainment Squares, and instead of overflowing when there's too much crap in the bowl, it causes the warp core to explode.

+1

Transporter room...lock on to feces and transport when ready. Energize.

+1

transport it back to headquarters

+1

5

O_o Interesting.

It's time like that I just go for the sink.

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Marry me?

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waiting is the hardest part, every day cuts one more fart

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HAY GUISE ITS STAR TREK LOLZ!!11

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Antwan's refrained from ellipses, and has gone to straight-out sarcasm? Wow, bravo.

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LOL! good episode, even better YTMND :D

Oh and btw, the enterprise really had no bathrooms. The only star trek ship to have a bathroom was the enterprise in TNG, and it only had 1.

and it was in the turbolift,

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Let's not forget the bathroom Riker added: http://rikerbathroom.ytmnd.com/

I am always in awe of how an average site can get that kind of rating and only have two favs.

seems to make perfect sense to me

I'm in awe how you never shut the f*ck up.

+4

^^ROFL

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Speaking of waiting, this thing played through 23 times before I realized it'd never get to the solo I like.

Less is more

And downvoters should be blasted out of an airlock

+1

"If there are self-made purgatories, then we all have to live in them."

wow... they're doing the pee-pee dance. YTMND needs more good hearted, but more importantly FUNNY sites like this one. Well done sir.

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I thought they stopped by planets too take poops?

just good

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Just think how long the wait will be next century behind William "No Class" Riker.

+2

THIS IS MUTINY MISTER!!!!

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OMFG hilarious!! I laughed so hard at this!! Dedcat, you rule in so many ways...

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in as many ways as your sense of humor is vacuous

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^^That wasn't funny, wtf

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ahha!

I think the real question is who drops a more legendary deuce: Kirk or Pacard?

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Ha!

Cute.

Ahahaha. Haha. Hahahaha.

Can't they just poop in the replicator and de-replicate it?

+1

HAha

F*cking Spock always takes forever.

+1

it's cause he's hogging the mirror trying to make his bangs look perfect.

+1

Give it a rest will you? It only happens once every 7 years.

+1

God loves you.

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Star Trek YTMNDs kick ass.

+4

Oh lord, fantastic.

Niiiiiiiiiice!!!!

amusing

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RAWR!

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Tom Petty FTW.

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omg that is f*cking great

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Reminds me of parappa the rappa, or whatever :D.

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How?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BhrYPf4qqaU

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Hahahahaha.

lol, if you look at the blue prints it supposedly really does only have one bathroom

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Every time Spock masturbates, God kills a tribble.

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Yeoman Rand is in there styling her hair.

5'd FOR TOM PETTY

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+4 for tom petty

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XD

Oh God, I gotta pee

Nice edits, nice choice of Tom Petty, good loop... this just kicks *ss in every conceivable way. Congratulations on winning the internet!

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Thank you for saving Top Viewed.

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It is green.

reminding me of that Simpsons episode ftw

Epic doodie maneuver

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lol

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Yep. You win. A simple point, excellent music choice that fits the theme to be conveyed, and its not some big *ss long story that I get bored half way through watching. This is a great YTMND.

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Very clever! :)

A good quality YTMND. Something we desperately need. Also, props for Tom Petty.

LOL! Nice find!

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5'd for tom petty.

TRIBBLES!

Well played.

clever.

lol @ standard spaceflight uniform for women is short skirts

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1 for star trek

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For someone who's actually seen the episode? What was the context of this?

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Can I just say that even though this site is awesome, Tom Petty SINGS WORSE THAN BRITNEY SPEARS?

*does announcer voice* BOMB ARMED!!!!!! BOMB PLANTED!!!!!!!!!!!

+1

Nicely put together.

That bathroom sign looks completely natrual! 5'd

+1

lol guyz wow is the suck but STAR TREKK ENNNGADDS MMMM I LOOVVVEE IT LOLODFDOF

+1

They should all grab a Snickers.

+3

Best YTMND ive seen in a while!!!!

OMG So 5'd!

lol

I choose this song for our hold music at work. heh

haha

to boldly go

rip

I favorited this site but gave it 4 stars

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