OH IVE WASTED MY LIFE FORGETTING POLAND JK HERES YOUR 5

+7

JK, ITS NOT A DEFECT ITS A SCATMAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

+2

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

+2

Quiet, you.

+13

http://spartaisfunybutthisisfunierlol.ytmnd.com/ sorry i was just tunin out to this funniest site by tape and only site that isnt a revived one by him aswell

-2

rawr rawr chapstick

+1

2ND LOL

-5

Picture, Sound, Text, A singular focus, not a f*ggy short film.

+1

Get a new one

So have I.

+4

Welcome to YTMND.

+4

me too

XD XD

This needs a reggae mix. I don't know why...it just feels right.

Nix that...reggae doesn't sound as good as I'd hoped. Still, mix in progress.

Ever heard of something called outside? cuz if you did then ....... wait you said reggae?

I think I've just been violated somehow. I don't know whether it's psychological or physical (mind or pooper,) but raped nonetheless.

Picture. Sound. Text. A singular focus. Herpes.

+4

The perfect complement to "WoW!"

+3

You fell for the trap.

+1

Comic Book Guy stares into YTMND's soul.

+4

staring contest GO

But Aquaman you cannot marry her, she doesnt have gills

+2

You're from two different worlds!

+1

SHE DOESNT HAVE A SCATMAN SOLO OTHERWISE IT WOULD BE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

+4

Cheeseburgers and loneliness are a dangerous mix.

+2

I'm lonely but I want a cheeseburger right now (so sorry Shaq)

+1

laife

Life begins when you accept Ariel into your life.

+1

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

+3

as have i

lol classic moment

The movie had him thinking otherwise, lol.

classictmnd

YTMND in a nutshell

+3

Yes, yes. Don't forget the frogs were the ones that bombed springfield either. Diamond Joe Quimby stood by his comments. 5'd.

I said the same thing when I USED to visit ebaumsworld.com

-1

on ytmnd

BUT AQUAMAN YOU CANNOT MARRY A WOMAN WITHOUT GILLS! YOU'RE FROM 2 DIFFERENT WORLDS!!!!!

I love pre-sucking Simpsons classic sites.

+4

Pre 1997 Simpsons were the best.

+3

Yeah it seems like the show was fairly consistent in creating pretty good material up until about the 9th or 10th season that and the FCC is forever changing what you can get away with. It truly has gone from a show for teenagers and young adults that pushed the envelope to a watered down show for the whole family.

Needs more explosions

Needs more Pearl Jam

+1

know your fundamentals

+2

fun + da + mentos (the freshmakers)

Huzzah for Classic Style SIMPSONSTMNDs!

+3 for classic ytmnd +2 for 9th Season Simpsons

can't hold a candle to i was buying pornography

-1

Pfft, who buys porn nowadays? Doesn't even make sense.

+2

This doesn't need my vote, but yeah, just yeah.

Over my head I see the bronze butterfly/ Asleep on the black trunk/ Blowing like a leaf in green shadow. Down the ravine behind the empty house/ The cowbells follow one another/ Into the distances of the afternoon. To my right/ In a field of sunlight between two pines/ The droppings of last year's horses/ Blaze up into golden stones. I lean back, as the evening darkens and comes on/ A chicken hawk floats over looking for home. I have wasted my life. -James Wright, Lying in a Hammock at William Duffy's Farm

Have a cookie ^_^

Hey, what the hell? There's no preloader OR animated gif from a movie! This sucks. 1'd.

you forgot to carry the 1

Until I looked up your voting record I thought you were being serious.

ahh, memories of youth™

Keywords did it for me.

I actually met the guy that Groening based the Comic Book Guy on. His name was Lazlo and he ran this comic shop in Venice Beach and he was exactly like this. He was friends with friends of mine that ran a record store and he'd just come in and make fun of everything. He was mean even to his friends. But he was really funny, especially because he was fat, opinionated, and wore those, like, woven Guatemalan hemp pants and tie-dyed comic book T-shirts.

+2

The guy Ned Flanders is based upon taught math at a middle school in my hometown, and he had two seriously hot twin daughters

Awesome.

Damn! He had two of them?!?!

"two ... twin daughters" --- As compared to having one twin daughter?

+1

I thought this was gonna be a clip from the movie...all good

Comic Book Guy a YTMNDer? (I keed! I keed!)

joshcube?

thats exactly how i feel, glad to know someone else shares my pain.

Worst. YTMND. Ever. (U C WHAT I DID THAR?)

+1

1 for Simpsons. Ha Ha

-4

★★'d

A life well wasted, I say. Not really.

+1

5'd for classic YTMND style

+1

True, you just don't see many decent classic-styled ytmnd's anymore. 5'd :)

+1

Picture. Sound. Text. A singular focus. Not a f*ggy short film.

+1

haha

This could use an Indian drum beat in the background. Or something, I don't give a f*ck.

I'm made of liquid metal.

oh dear...

Oh well

if comic book guy were real he'd be the ideal man for me.

O RLY?

and you've wasted your time making this crappy ytmnd...how many times do you retards need to be told, crappy quotes arent good ytmnds...creativity for a change

-3

Oh, really? And how many sites have YOU made? Oh, let me see...ZERO! Take Dick Cheney's advice and go f*ck yourself.

He says making sh*tty sites is a waste of time, and you rebut by pointing out he's wasted none of his doing so?

+2

Picture, Sound, Text, A singular focus, not a f*ggy short film.

+1

u do no this is from the movie

-1

IDK, my BFF Jill?

+2

Picture, Sound, Text, A singular focus, not a funy but regurgitated Comicbookguy quote. Oh...

lol

RAWR!

The best part of going to comic book stores is overhearing the conversations and being glad I'm not a nerd.

well maybe a little.

i think that every time i come to ytmnd

i just realized this got my 1337th five star vote, mildly noteworthy