if you were to turn that into a project for school or something.......youd flunk, lol, im sorry!

creative. Joy.

Congratulations, NeverlandSyndrome, you have just founded a religion! Hope you have room for several million dollars in your bank account!

I don't believe you.

So simple a caveman could understand it.

Scientology holds that an individual is basically an immortal spiritual being that has a body and a mind, and that each individual is adversely affected by forgotten decisions left over from past trauma and by stored mental energies. Scientology training and counseling aims to eliminate these adverse effects and to allow devotees to regain native spiritual abilities lost over the course of many lifetimes. Scientology claims to be applicable in all facets of life, including programs for organizational management, study skills, and drug-rehabilitation.

Scientology can choke on a long sh*t.

+4

Big words make head go owie.

Thanks for that PowerPoint presentation.

Chicago Bulls starting lineup music FTW

lame

Sociologists are c*nts. End of story.

+1

this is amazing, it makes so much sense, except the alien part, i think i would leave that part out, but the genetic mutation part makes some really weird sense for some reason.

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ha, "some reason"...

i love that theory 6 millions stars for that

I actually lean more towards and alien influence. Sh*t we can already do gene splicing. If there has been a civilization that has been around for a million years they could pretty much build a being from scratch.

O_o Battlestar Galactica is what really happened.

That's really not how it happened at all.

in before whetstone