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SPOILERS: THE BALL IS REALLY A BOMB.

+64

POSTING ON AN EPIC SITE, LULZ

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win

+1

ISLAM SPACE JAM

+11

I expected to see someone spanking it on a koran.

+10

That can be arranged.

+6

I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU!

+6

More epic than Pacard

-1

Freaking amazing. Have my baby...

+2

there is no better player of basketball than allah and mohammed is his michael jordon

+13

BARBARIC!

+1

hope he sticks the dismount...

-2

I 5'd this before it even loaded after I read the domain

+4

Deus Vult!

+2

LOL17THLOL

He did it! LULZ http://cumOnIslam.ytmnd.com/

+3

thats a very anglo looking mohammed. he could be jesus's brother.

+1

Space Jam was an epic experience.

Jet Black is pissed off...

penis pump

+3

COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

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im in favour of this one http://greatestsecretinhp.ytmnd.com/

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That's not Mohammed, its the fourth caliph Ali.

Last

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COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO

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BOMBIN'!!!

i smell the stench of win powder

+2

DEW!!!!!!!

Someone's getting blow'd up for this. And I'll go down in a blaze of upvotes to save it.

+9

The only Muslims that would not approve of this site are those that don't want to be qualified as "self-blowing fundamentalists". Khaaaaaaan only makes the world a little bit worst by encouraging Al-Qaeda to win the war in Iraq instead of helping the president of the United States, the sole protector of freedom and democracy in the world.

-1

Wh00t

[]_[]-b Legendary

+1

Ground floor.

-1

somebody was bored or being held at gunpoint to make this site

+1

I love how joejew is part of the community that is having a hard time adjusting to all western cultures. I am sure you support the slaying of theo van gogh in 2004? Senseless killing, up and arms over pety criticism from the west. Are you really so proud of the people that burned embassies over a stupid *ss picture in a danish newspaper? Rushdie affair 1989? How many more examples do you need to learn that what you believe is ridiculous? Your british born? So much for multicultarism.

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LOL SILLY MUSLIM LEARN 2 INTERNET

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c-c-c-combo breaker!

+1

C-c-c-combo breaker. Also, I only found this funny due to the creativity in making a "dew" site, with a humorous, satirical view. I am not racist, anti-islamic, or anything of the sort. I am an agnostic, and the only way I'd believe in religion was if Jesus walked up to me and hit me and said "BITCH I'M REAL".

+2

f*cking noob

-2

Why not? Mohammed ordered the assassinations of several critics of Islam.

+1

penis pump

+1

joejew shut the f*ck up please, no one cares. i am of ur kind too, but the idea of seeing muhamad with a bomb still makes me rofl. so take it easy or ill end u

+4

Oh great now NEDM is going to be bombed as a warning.

+7

lmao

-4

Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine.

+3

we gotta real jam goin now

+1

"we're going to take it into overtime"

+4

lol enjoy your carbomb

I voted 5 for this! Alluhakbar!

+1

You Win, Sir.

Thats actually really badass.

-4

i was thinking of something before i watched this, now i forgot what it is

Its funny because its foolish to upload it.

+1

someone gonna get raped 5d

Dude....keywords......at the very end....DEW ARMY, DEW

Allahu Akbar!!!

+4

Admiral Ackbar

+7

IT'S A TRAP

+6

legendary

well done. great audio loops and good image eediging make the oldest dew armys great.

Great DEW. One of the best since "Fly like a negro"

cartoons controversy incoming! +5 for Jyllands-Posten

greatness

url kind of ruins it a little, but still epic.

We have billions of Jesus jokes, I'm sure Islam can take one for the team.

+25

I believe Zen Buddhism should be the next target.

+10

Eh, why not.

+5

Yeah, but unlike those sites, this one is well done and somewhat creative.

+3

I agree with BTape. Enough with "LOL CHRISTIANS SUCK GIVE ME 5s BECAUSE YOU AGREE"

+5

LOL 5 I AGREE

+4

HOW DARE YOU INSINUATE THAT RELIGIONS CAN EVER BE MADE FUN OF EVER. LOL JEWS DIED IN THE HOLOCAUST

+5

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHRISTIANS THAT DIED PROTECTING THEIR RIGHT TO KILL JEWS IN THE HOLOCAUST

+1

SCREW YOU F*GS, CHRISTIANITY WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!1 oh wait....it already has.

+1

epic riots are predicted

+4

What a delicious nugget of social commentary about today's political and religious environment. Also, balls.

+5

win. major win.

+1

I was expecting something to the tune of "Come on Eileen", e.x. Come on Islam, Oh I swear you're the bomb...

+2

Lol, blasphemy!

dew.

You'll kill us all!

+2

Michael Jordan is his Slave name

Rofl. Nice.

ARIELHU AKBAR!!!!!!!!

+1

lol offensive humor

+2

http://www.brusselsjournal.com/node/2278 < Must read

+2

Awesome

I sense great win in the force.

LOL

RAWR!

+1

• They love basketball too

O SHI--- EVERYONE BURY YOUR HEADS IN SAND

+1

Sweet. Great Dew too.

owned

This is classic. I'm mad I didn't think of it first. F*ck, now I'm really mad. You *ssh*le...

-1 becuase I would not invite Islam to the jam

-1

5'd and Fav'd

I freely confess the inaccuracy of this site: the oh-so selfless Prophet Mohammed no doubt would have left the glorious martyrdom to someone else.

+8

72 points!

+9

Why 72?

-2

P.S. he jumps over a Jew (Jack Black)

+7

That's showing Islamic superiority to Jews as terrorists and it's an objective fact that Israel has killed more innocents in Palestine than Muslims have killed through acts of terrorism. Therefore - 4

-8

yup .. this is what ytmnd is all about

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

+3

Terrorism takes big orange balls.

-1

lol, self reply.

-1

truly epic!

Clever frame editing

Pure f*cking win.

he should be a secret character in the sequel to Mario 3-on-3. i'd play that

hof material

You know what offends me? People who think God wants them to kill others. 5'd

+8

LOL!

You forgot Bill Nye and Snoop Dogg

+1

I rly wanna see a SNTSG parody now

BOOOM

No one thought of this? lol

Im a jew you idiot!

+2

ALLAH HU AKBAR!

ALL WHO 1 VOTE THIS SHOULD HAVE THEIR PHONES TAPPED.

+2

gay

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^muslim

+5

go blow up a buncha jewish school children LOL JK YOU GAIS DONT DO THAT STUFF

+3

cjscope is a terrorist.....i'm gonna go patriot act on your ass

It feels wrong.

Oh my god. F*cking EPIC.

+2

OOo snap.

neat

+2

OMGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's everyone worked up about? It's just Tim Curry in the upcoming Batman TV remake.

+3

lol

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I'm surprised the guy who always says "Derka derka, muhammed jihad." hasn't chimed in on this yet.

this is a hate crime, you should of poked at Christians to have it be more widely accepted

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Are you some kind of retarded? WTF makes this a hate crime, yet, if it were about Christians, it'd be totally ok? Please explain that to me. Try not to use bombs.

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COME ON CRUSADE! YOU'RE WELCOME TO INVADE! COME ON CRUSADE! IF YOU WANNA RAID!

+5

He's sarcastically referring to the recent case in which a Qur'an in a toilet (piss be upon him) is a hate crime. Crucifix in urine? Mary in cowdung? That's art™

+4

I find the downvote accompanying this comment kinda fishy though. But if it is indeed sarcasm, then yeah, I heard about that case, and it's messed up and shouldn't have happened.

Someone called for a Crusade?

+4

"Crucifix in urine? Mary in cowdung? That's art™" Yea, some Christians are really creative with what they call art.

Christians didn't actually -make- that "art", and they were rather pissed about it...but let's just count how many people were killed as a result...oh yeah. None. Hrm...

Uh, Serrano is a self-professed Christian.

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"As a former Catholic, and as someone who even today is not opposed to being called a Christian, I felt I had every right to use the symbols of the Church and resented being told not to. " It sounds to me as though Andres Serrano seems to be using faith to justify himself more than anything else there...from that quote I'd hardly call him a "self-professed Christian". However, Chris Ofili appears legitimately Christian, and it seems people just misunderstood his work due to his African heritage.

+1

lol, EVERYONE is a former Catholic. Hating the "Church" is what all the cool kids are doing nowadays along with playing Pokemon and reading harry potter. That doesn't mean he's not Christian.

f*ck Mohammed and all alike.<-period

+6

needs Randy Savage for a six

I lol'd...........and then I lol'd some more.

DEW!

rofl

SPOILER: Khaaaaaaaaaan is actually Mohammed. Or a muslim. Or something. SPOILER SPOILER: But hey, you're naked.

+2

I'm emailing usernames to CAIR right now. You guys are so f*cking sued!

<Change Acct>John Smith</ca>

Vote changed to 1 over re-consideration.

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you let the terrorists win

+4

Oh come on...no one says "Islam" like that.

-4

I do. Sounds like a german/latin "Islam" with english accent.

+2

Death to those who oppose Slam.

+6

Nice. But you realize you're going to get a fatwa issued on your ass.

You are sooooo Jihaded. I'd watch out for smoking towels if I were you.

+3

Oh wow.. lol.

i lol'd

i chuckled

Some of the best material in weeks.

+1

I award you 5 virgins for your sacrifice.

+4

When the bomb exploded, so did my head with LOLness

This is the good kind of racism. The kind that makes white people laugh.

+2

Nothing to do with racism.

+1

oh my he's on fire!

+2

Arabs are filth. They are in the same group as n*gg*rs as far as i'm concerned. They smell like sh*t, probably because they've never taken a shower, and they always wipe without toilet paper. They deserve to be lined up and shot, terrorist f*ggots. Islam is a fake religion, full of dirty brown filth. Muslims aren't human. Kill em all.

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True, but just because he's a dickhead doesn't make you any better when you get your panties in a wad over some comedy, so don't act like it does.

+1

Both should kill your selves IMO

+2

^Agreed

+1

It's important to note not all ARABS are Islamic. Many are Buddhist, Hindus, and Atheists. Direct that sentiment where it belongs, against the religion of Islam, not against a race as a whole.

I agree with KingKluck plus Muslim women are hairy. No wonder you dune cunes make them wear bed sheets.

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lol Islam

You should make Mohammed's lips a little redder and fuller to be more accurate

He looks like an Evil Jesus, lol!

+2

Khaaaaaaaaaan Congrats, your the next Salman Rushdie.

more like "Khaaaaaaaaaangrats"

+5

The Prophet takes it to the hole... no I'm not talking about his 9-year old wife, you perv.

+9

Muhammad's wife was a good deal older than him. 5'd.

Mohammed had dozens of wives and concubines.

+4

If I were defending that guy I think I'd try a little harder.... or just get the f*ck out of there

+2

ZOMG U Brokz the rulz. BOOOOM!

You've just started a holy war, and I thank you.

+3

THE CORRECT TERM IS MIDDLE EASTERN AMERICAN SAND N*GG*RS.

+2

lol pass

Depicting an A-rab as a good basketball player -5, blowing up at the end +3.

-4

Surely that makes -2 ?

+3

Every ytmnd starts out with a 5 in my eyes.

+4

yeah an islamic guy dunking a bomb coupled with a migrane-inspiring loop of space jam. yeah...

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Free speech + freedom hating religious zealots = instant comedy

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Amen Amen! Freeeeeeeedooooooooooooooooooooooom!!

+1

Buy the new iSlam.

+2

Awesome.

This would be a great concept from which one might spawn an alt acc't.

totally not offensive hahahaha

Oh LAWD

Good stuff right here. lol for terrorists.

O Shi. Totally missed the Dew in there.

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

5 for putting the prophet up there 8D

That's kind of like a Dew... but better.

YTMND at it's finest.

That editing is seamless, and f*ckin funny too. That's a five for you good sir.

What do I do if I DON'T want to jam?

+3

DIE INFIDEL!

Then you sink 3 pointers like Woody Harrelson from White Men Can't Jump.

Oh... my.. many... gods.

+1

My God, friggin muslims can't get over one joke? They're f*cking lucky south park has yet to rib on them, or have they?

+1

They sort of did but not like usual. It was an episode where they had a parity of Family Guy where Peter hung out with Muhammad. There was also the SUPER best friends episode.

You missed TWO episodes: Cartoon Wars.

I love how joejew is part of the community that is having a hard time adjusting to all western cultures. I am sure you support the slaying of theo van gogh in 2004? Senseless killing, up and arms over pety criticism from the west. Are you really so proud of the people that burned embassies over a stupid *ss picture in a danish newspaper? Rushdie affair 1989? How many more examples do you need to learn that what you believe is ridiculous? Your british born? So much for multicultarism.

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lol, mohammad was a child molester... this site gets a 5 epic lulz! watch out there will be a riot tommorow in major citys across the world demanding the removal of this ytmnd.

-1

*waits for the Mohammad edition of To Catch A Predator ytmnd*

awesome. Sheerly awesome.

yay for people why say they are muslim but are actually terrorists who bomb and kill people. (note: heavy sarcasm)

This would have been better as a classic site and as a dew joke, as it is it's just about as funny as saying N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R over and over... I dare any of you kids to say that sh*t in the ghetto, you are all f*cking pussies.

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I fail to see how making fun of a wingnut sect of a religion in a comical way (which they have earned over the years, to be certain) is the same as just being vulgarly offensive for the sake of nothing but racism.

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LOL! E-THUG

+2

angrah blak man! lulz!! ^^

+2

Actually this http://godididididi.ytmnd.com/ is one of the funniest YTMNDs I've ever seen. And it does exactly what you are talking about.

+2

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

Works so well.

lol at joejew...what a hypocrite

+3

Best thing I have seen all week.

no offense, but if there is one scenario that could lead to the end of YTMND - this is it.

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free speech?? first amendment??

+5

We'll have to come up with a way to sic fundamentalist Muslims on Scientologists. Then all our problems will be solved. Either that, or get a dog.

+4

If only it could end Scientology AND insult islam. I would 5 it then.

+5

free speech/first amendment don't matter when you're a crazy Muslim with an extensive arsenal of apocalyptic weapons.

+2

Pussy

+1

hahaha, i get it, islam.

+2

well-done

Face + Palm

Upon the examination of the OPs good points, F*CKING FIVED!!!

Derka Derka Mohammed Jihad - f*ck Islam

+7

Making fun of Islam is out of style, get with it queerbag...

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People make fun of jews, christians, and pretty much all other religions (scientology, lol) - why should Islam be an exception? Because it's composed of freedom haters who can't handle free speech? Nah, if you can't handle free speech go bury your head in the sand, because this was funny sh*t.

+6

so is making fun of gays, dipsh*t

+3

As does down voting every f*cking site you look at, n*gg*r.

He should of been jumping over a jew and then Jon Carry and Jorge Butch should of came and impaled the Islamic guy with an American flag.

+2

mission accomplished.

+2

Polish flag

+1