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| Site Title: | raptor jesus camp | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | raptorjesuscamp.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | fearcondom | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2007-08-12 01:05:06 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | raptor jesus camp | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | fly to the sky - missing you | ||||||||||
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| Description: | a glimmer of hope for our nations youth | ||||||||||
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| PRAISE THE LORD RAPTOR JESUS |
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| HOLY RAPTOR you win again |
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| I believe!!! Save me Raptor Jesus! |
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| SHOW US THE WAY RAPTOR!!! LEAD US TO THE GOOD PLACE!!! |
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| I have defiantly been to that camp like 4 times. |
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| Hai guyz, wuts rapter jeezus? | ||||||
| LOL THE KID'S CRYING. What a pussy. |
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| When He rolls up His sleeves
He ain't just puttin' on the ritz! | ||||||
| Why is everyone from the ytmnd Community at Raptor Jesus camp? |
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| SCREW SUBGENIUS, THIS IS THE RELIGION TO BE. | ||||||
| Why is Raptor Jesus a girl? D: YOU MIX MY BELIEFS! |
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| MAY THE POWER OF RAPTOR COMPEL YE
MAY THE POWER OF RAPTOR COMPEL YE | ||||||
| What would Raptor Jesus do? | ||||||
| PRAISE THA' LAWD |
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| when did raptor jesus camp start having raves? |
+11 | |||||
| Since he discovered he could, LOL |
+30 | |||||
| it's not hard when you're raptor jesus lol |
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| Our God is an awesome God! |
+21 | |||||
| He raves as hard as a half human half reptilian being can rave,
And thats alot. |
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| When hasn't he? |
+6 | |||||
| When he said "LET THERE BE LIGHT!!!" |
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| Raptor Jesus ate that kids mom LULZ |
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| He's Rapotor Jesus, who cares? | ||||||
| PRAISE RAPTOR JESUS! |
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| weird as sh*t and oh so funny. |
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| THIS MEANS WAR! THIS MEANS WAR! ARE YOU A PART OF IT OR NOT?! |
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| LOL @ Evangelicalism Raptor Jesus |
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| INSTRUMENTALITY IS UPON US! Save us o lord Raptor Jesus! | ||||||
| WOW HIS ARMS ARE SO SMOOTH, I WONDER WHAT CONDITIONER(S) HE USES |
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| raptor jesus has boobs now.... |
+1 | |||||
| that girl crying just made the entire thing like 50 times funnier. |
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| clever girl.... |
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| muldoon'd |
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| lol |
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| Hah, said that at work last night. |
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| SHOOT HER! SHOOT HER! |
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| that movie scared the sh*t out of me. this puts my mind at ease. it's like YTMeditation. |
+12 | |||||
| I agree. It is the most frightening movie EVER! It is better then any horror or thriller or anything. |
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| YES!!!! | ||||||
| f*cking epic |
+2 | |||||
| ok rofl | ||||||
| sign me up! |
+1 | |||||
| greatest thing since |
+6 | |||||
| pickled herring |
+3 | |||||
| The cure for Cancer |
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| n*gg* stole my bike | ||||||
| HALO!!!!!!!111one! |
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| porn | ||||||
| Bread. Not sliced bread, bread itself. |
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| comment commenting | ||||||
| CUFFZ | ||||||
| our raptor who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. |
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| Give us this day our daily prey |
+14 | |||||
| and forgive us our sciences |
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| and those who have "scienced" against us. |
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| Rave us from this time of denial |
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| Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your roar and your teeth, they comfort me. |
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| C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER |
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| credit where it's due man | ||||||
| these are clips taken from an actual documentary about these f*cked up Christians (who are almost 25% of America) who think they are literal warriors for Jesus. they need to destroy the evil satanic liberals
lololytmnfckd
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| i went to a camp similar to that when i was younger, and now i hate all religion with a passion, so it really worked well on me |
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| Antibasic: NO U |
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| ^ respond to vaniladouc: actually, no, all they want to do is forcefully convert any and all non-believers. how do they do it? get em while their young. like they have obviously done to you. |
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| left-wing bias > right-wing bias | ||||||
| I LUV DICUSSING RELIGION. |
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| No see, these aren't your regular Christians. These are the MEGA MEGA WEIRDO Christians. Evangelicals. They think Harry Potter is evil....I'm Christian, and even i think these people are WACKJOBS. And its sad that these kid's parents send them to this camp to be brainwashed like this. Oh, Ted Haggart was in it too. Irony FTW!!! |
+10 | |||||
| Hahahaha, <3 Ted Haggart. That sh*t was a f*cking riot. |
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| what titan said. anyway, what does every other religion do? wait till their 18 then convert em? | ||||||
| These people aren't even close to 25% of america. |
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| Sorry guys but the fact is that this is Protestants ONLY. There aren't any catholic brain washing--I mean Christian camps for kids. There is Sunday school, but that is about as harmless as a priest alone with a little boy. Wait…. Ok I will think up a better analogy later. |
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| I FOUND RAPTOR JESUS! |
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| YTMND needs more brainwashed children raving. |
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| Amen. |
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| Tru dat.
Epic YTMND is epic! | ||||||
| submit to the power of raptor jesus |
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| the girl is like "yes..." |
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| RAWR! | ||||||
| has anybody noticed the random girl holding a tissue box? |
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| I noticed. | ||||||
| thats whats weirding me out | ||||||
| it's for the pussy crying-children's tears and their blood when they're eaten for their sins. | ||||||
| SAVE ME RAPTOR JESUS |
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| We got kicked out of the school, Mickey. |
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| Raptor Jesus will bathe us all in his righteous fire. | ||||||
| hey did you add in those tears too? |
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| it comes free with the kid |
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| Dear god that's so awful ahahahahhahahaahhaahah, so much lulz. |
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| lulz is a corruption of lol |
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| :which stands for: L-augh O-ut L-oud | ||||||
| lol is a corruption of English. | ||||||
| This has to be your best site ever, please make mooorrrrrrrrrre. |
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| source please for five |
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| Jesus Camp n00b | ||||||
| We believe that there's two kinds of people in this world: people who love Raptor Jesus and people who don't. | ||||||
| Does that Raptor Jesus have boobs? | ||||||
| he went extinct for our sins! |
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| heh |
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| My favorite Jesus!!!! |
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| Jesus favouritism makes Baby Raptor Jesus cry. |
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| All hail the ultimate brainwashing power of Raptor Jesus!!!!! | ||||||
| jesus camp was probably the scariest movie i've ever seen | ||||||
| Raptor Jesus is the best thing since sliced bread. Or any bread for that matter. | ||||||
| We eat meat in remembrance of him. |
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| That's it. I'm selling cookies to raise money to go to Raptor Jesus Camp. |
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| HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. The sight of young children shedding their tears for Raptor Jesus warms my heart. |
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| lol | ||||||
| Rofl. Nice. | ||||||
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| WHY ARE YOU A F*GGOT????? |
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| GB2/kindergarten/! |
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| that movie scared the sh*t out of me
brainwashed jesus kids = no fun.
what 5 year old cries for redemption
save us raptor jesus from becky fischer | ||||||
| Raptor Jesus died for our sins. | ||||||
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| HOLY F*CKING SH*T ITS A JESUS RAPTOR | ||||||
| oh and raptor jesus has tits now? |
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| AMAZING QUALITY PICTURE + RAVE + MOLESTABLE CHILDREN = 5 + fauv | ||||||
| nothing funny |
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| RAPTOR JESUS IS REALLY THE DINO ANTI-CHRIST, ROBERT MULDOON DIED FOR OUR SINS! |
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| I loved that movie, proved just how nuts evangelicals are. | ||||||
| That's funny, but seeing that little girl crying so earnestly is disturbing in the extreme... | ||||||
| Could someone tell me the name of the movie or documentary this is based on? | ||||||
| It's called "Jesus Camp" and it is the most frightening movie I have ever seen. |
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| It's a real movie? YIKES. | ||||||
| Holy sh*t, funniest thing I've seen in weeks | ||||||
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| Raptor Jesus has tits. | ||||||
| HOLY HOLY, HE REIGNS! | ||||||
| HOLY HOLY, HE REIGNS! | ||||||
| I think this is my favorite site you've ever done. (5'd once my votes start counting again) | ||||||
| No hope for America now. The Future is Raptor. |
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| That is not fly to the sky's missing you. D:< | ||||||
| salami will 5 any site that features little girls crying and thats a promise | ||||||
| KA-KAW! | ||||||
| JURASSIC JESUS FTW!!1!111!!! | ||||||
| i don't know what to say... i love it | ||||||
| Dancing + crying ftw. | ||||||
| lol, Christian Children rave with Raptor Jesus |
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| raptor raptorraptorraptorraptorraptorraptorraptorraptorraptorraptorraptor | ||||||
| omfg | ||||||
| How do I vote? | ||||||
| I have a scratch, I need to itch it. |
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| Raptastic | ||||||
| Needs more seizure. Seriously though, nice work. 5'd and faved. | ||||||
| I would most certainly send my kids there. | ||||||
| that's horrifying .. I mean the image that's been edited ... | ||||||
| wow | ||||||
| thank god. | ||||||
| did you edit those tears in? |
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| no. they are actually in the movie. | ||||||
| Its seems more like a religious Raptor Jesus rave. | ||||||
| I'm high on Raptor Jesus... and maybe ecstacy |
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| gotta love the kid in the white shirt | ||||||
| Win | ||||||
| Dude get a job with an advertising company. I am so sick of gay f*cking commercials. They need people with better imaginations lol | ||||||
| Needs a rave remix of Our God Is An Awesome God | ||||||
| it exists, and i agree, would have been better with it. | ||||||
| i saw that movie, i nearly killed myself |
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| i wouldve looked at this alot sooner if i knew it was a rave bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce |
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| f*g |
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| very nice, lol | ||||||
| Fear the raptor. | ||||||
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| BANGIN CHOONZ | ||||||
| kids go CRAZY for raptor jesus |
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| our god is an awesomegod | ||||||
| This is, perhaps, the best ytmnd ever created | ||||||
| I'm Raptor Jesus, lol | ||||||
| OH FUKK. YES! | ||||||
| I wonder what the ptkfgs would be for this...triceratops satan? |
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| ...and don't say your mom |
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| Your matriarch. |
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| ROOOOAR!!!!! | ||||||
| 5 | ||||||
| His love is so awesome. | ||||||
| lawl | ||||||
| Man I f*cking love you. | ||||||
| 5 for raptor! | ||||||
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| i cant help but to feel bad for that kid who was crying, was that really one of those religious things? | ||||||
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| Wow, zero downvoting christian zealots. Did we really win? | ||||||
| Sacrelicious!! | ||||||
| WARLOCKS ARE ENEMIES OF GOD! |
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| Raptor Jesus couldnt't save me from Haryy Potter spoilers :( | ||||||
| Raptor Jesus only saves those who ask to be saved. Even then, you don't just speak, you must listen. | ||||||
| I think this movie would terrify me. The actual one, not the raptor edition. | ||||||
| Can raptor Jesus open doors? |
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| Raptor Jesus first says "Knock Knock lol" then demolishes doors with his BAMF raptor fangs. |
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| Praise be Rator Heyzeus!!! | ||||||
| O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O XD XD XD XD XD | ||||||
| That doesn't sound like Raptor Jesus.. Raptor Jesus sounds like this: http://www.ceschini.com/mike/ernieworld/timeline/jurassic/raptor22.wav | ||||||
| OH MY GOD!!! xD | ||||||
| ALL BOW TO RAPTOR JESUS. | ||||||
| GOLD. | ||||||
| Fact: The comic Cadillacs and Dinosaurs is based on the theory that the apocalypse will be the second coming of raptor jesus |
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| yes | ||||||
| F*ck N*GG*RS! jesus kills n*gg*rs! |
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| Win! Now with vitamin D! | ||||||
| You make Raptor Jesus very Angry!!! He shall Devour your Heart | ||||||
| aw the anti-trix came :( now trix is for adults | ||||||
| LOL--girl holding a box of kleenex, in the back... | ||||||
| Whispering is futile! The Grand Galactic Inquisitor hears all! Sees all! Do Not Speak to Me! Do not alter your normal human behavior in any way! You know not the elaborate criteria by which you are to be judged! Ignore my presence and go about your Earthly business! IGNORE ME!!! |
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| Well, I wasn't expecting a sort of Grand Galactic Inquisition... | ||||||
| jubilant yet disturbing. | ||||||
| http://www.myspace.com/raptorjesuslawl | ||||||
| VERY INTERESTING IDEA | ||||||
| raptor jesus died for our sins. he was nailed to a glowstick and hit by a meteor. |
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| 4chan sh*t = 1 |
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| "Hey, there's a good one.. I know, I'll say it's from 4chan!" | ||||||
| That's from Jesus. ;) | ||||||
| i fukkin lol'd | ||||||
| This was a great laugh, thanks! I don't like the music though. Blech! | ||||||
| I feel better knowing that the youths of our nation are in raptor jesus's loving claws. | ||||||
| LAWL | ||||||
| Real difference between religious nuts and scientists, is scientist aren't content to define their world through arbitrary fictitious reasoning. Religion seeks to allay people fears by feeding them stories that make the Universe small, and explicitly defined. I am eager to see what we can't concretely explain. The unknown may be frightening, but hell, whats life worth without fear (and I mean fear of _real_ things, not a "Big Daddy who will punish you for your 'wrongs' ". |
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| So moral of this story, I love Raptor Jesus. |
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| Moral of the story, you need more ovaltine. |
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| please to be giving said ovaltine? | ||||||
| lol at Hoinah for evangelizing on ytmnd. It doeesn't hafto be christian to be preachy kids. |
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| THE RETURN OF RAPTOR JESUS ALL HAIL RAPTOR JESUS! | ||||||
| god that movie was insane. And this just makes it worse xD | ||||||
| Why does it sound like more like a T-Rex? |
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| Gosh, this is amazing | ||||||
| lame |
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| Raptor Jesus has the body of a fat woman. | ||||||
| Dinosaurs are sweet | ||||||
| Religion = Blind Submission
Blind Submission = LOL |
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| LOL is a corruption of lulz |
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| all those poor kids being brain washes.. wow, they are gettin emo and crying and sh*t.. i feel sorry for them. i think we should just relieve them from their sad lives. | ||||||
| i once proposed the idea of raptor jesus to the missionaries that came to my house, they got pissed and left while yelling how god will punish me. ROFL raptor jesus i love you , only if ur a raptor. | ||||||
| hah, lord raptorz.
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| The roar sound completes my life. |
+1 | |||||
| that little girl is obviously on E | ||||||
| One of the funniest things I've EVER seen. | ||||||
| Dude, Raptor Jesus has tits |
+1 | |||||
| I actually cried. | ||||||
| 5'd and fav'd and 5'd again. | ||||||
| They probably put some eye drops in the girls eyes, then told her to tilt her head forward for more effect. How could that much water come out of one eyeball? It is like a gusher popping. | ||||||
| Raptor Jesus Saves! | ||||||
| 100% madness. | ||||||
| I'm not doing it... |
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| 100% Sparta. | ||||||
| this site is amazing | ||||||
| RAVING RAPTOR JESUS FTW!!!! | ||||||
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