n*gg*r jim: herald of ghettos and watermelons

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Stayed up all night coming up with that one didn't you

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I'm going to take away one of the minuses next to this comment because, well, I think racism is funny.

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Welcome to my rancor pit

"Sometimes, I wish I didn't know anybody."

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this is a very passionate ytmnd, and I really like it.

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f*ck it, im faving this.

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mad money

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mad money

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mad f*cking money

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cramer took it to congress- cutrates.tymnd.com

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What is this tymnd you speak of batchler?

touch your monkey now dog!

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tymnd >.>

godspeed you black n*gg*r

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black n*gg*r...as opposed to other colors?

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don't be a WHITE N*GG*!!!

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What about red?

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Perhaps green?

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I prefer them in technicolor

NO IDEA!

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HE'S NUTS! THEY'RE NUTS! THEY KNOW NOTHING!

Watchmen+ Jim Cramer + God Speed You Black Emperor = For the Win Against Islam.

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takes too long to reach the term in audio.

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Friggin' Brilliant

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Jim Cramer needs to calm down.

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Jim Cramer: The Barney Fife of Finance

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F*ggot.

OPEN THE DARN FED WINDOW

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unfairly neglected

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hot sh*t.

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You are clearly way too smart and talented to be here.

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This is genius. CRAMER, YOU CAN'T SAVE THEM AALLLLL

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I saw this a few days ago and was pretty bummed that nobody else seemed to like it. I guess it just took a while to recover. We need more Allan comics!

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He spazzed because a bunch of his rich-ass friends just got fired for screwing over institutional investors by buying off credit agencies like Moody's who made their tranched, high-risk CMO's look safer than they really were. Jim Cramer is a self-serving tool.

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...Who can't pick stocks worth a sh*t either, apparently. Barrons claims his picks substantially underperformed the market, as opposed to the Dow and the S&P 500.

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Agreed

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I am disgusted with myself that I ever wanted to work on Wall Street ... they crow and crow about being masters of the universe and taking on all this risk and when it bites them in the *ss they turn around and ask for a handout from the Fed at the expense of the value of the US dollar. F*ck Jim Cramer, f*ck the Fed, f*ck the Wall Street banks.

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I too wanted to work on Wall Street because of my investing savvy. But then I realized I would have to slave under some ego freak nerd from Harvard or MIT, and being told that I am not sh*t like them because they got perfect scores on their SATS. These people, for the most part, are pathetic, shallow and weak. This Subprime mortgage fiasco is well deserved. Backing huge investments with faulty credit history SOUNDS LIKE A WIN WIN SITUATION TO ME (insert price is right music).

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Cramer doesn't seem to understand than economies recede from time to time. It happens; it's a fact of life. If you invest your money in a risky manner, you should expect for it to come back and bite you. Anyone who thinks they can beat the market over the long term is seriously misguided (unless your name happens to be Warren Buffet, in which case you'll pay for it after the Devil calls to collect your soul).

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If he has friends that lost their jobs, it's because they knowingly swindled their investors into buying securities that were too hot to handle. And now that no one wants to lend anyone any money at any interest rate (which so reflected the flip-flop attitude of today's investors), they're getting burned. Maybe this will force investors to think about the risks they take before they make a loan. It amazes me that people think they're somehow special and can float finance's common sense with impugnity.

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I just like how so many of these rich f*cks think that they can have their asses pampered. Meanwhile, with Wal Mart employees...

No idea!

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House of pleasure

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guy with the sign is from watchmen

Awesome.

gy!be makes everything more dramatic

and I thought he was saying bernanke has no idea, not greenspan...

he is, i edited it to my own ends

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bukkake has no idea. NONE! hmmmmm... this just gave me an idea...

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still this has been fun to watch him the last couple weeks...

LOL Good YTMND made from this guys meltdown. I was cracking up when I saw it.

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ARE YOU READY SKEEDADDY?!

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But the future refused to change...

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Pwnage!

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RAWR!

I don't understand, and I'm not making effort to find out. This is what the description box is for.

Pay attention.

dare you to try and upload the whole song. :P

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i read your description but i still have no idea what this audio is from... is it real or from a movie or what

neeevermind. got it

I get +10 bonus points! Although I cannot ever spell Rorschach's name properly. Why? I do not know.

Cramer = auto 5

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Sweet.

5 for chrono trigger

more epic than any "epic" site ever

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Be a mother f*cking prudent investor.

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IT IS OVER

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Happy Birthday Francis!!

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awwww somebody remembered!

my mother called me francis

oh dear

BOOOYA!

The title and domain ALONE seal the 5. also, Ben Berlavos.

Oh my god hahahahahahahaha.

THEY KNOW NOOOOTHIING!!! NOTHING

Is Jim Cramer different from Jim Carey?

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this comment is f*cking priceless

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What an amazing YTMND

5 for mad money.

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Spoiler Alert = Rorshacht is the guy with the End Is Near sign.

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Cramer's got a new coke dealer. Much stronger stuff than before.

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Lavos.

SELL SELL SELL or trainwreck?

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LA mean fire VOS mean big LAVOS

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My dad watches Jim Kramer I don't. loltmnd

lavos

I am bullish on this site!

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Watchmen wins the prize

Hells Yeah Rorschach! I give you 5!

a ytmnd boo ya to you sanvarin.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA

THEY KNOW NOTHING, except that that segment was CLAAAASSSSSSIICC. some of the best seven minutes of live TV i ever saw. Erin looked kinda scared that he might hit her

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Good thing he didn't have his knife with him.

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gy!be= Win Jim Cramer = Win This YTMND = WIN

BUT THE FUTURE REFUSED TO CHANGE

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Artistic. Unique approach. 5.

booya

I came.

I WANT MOAR CRAMER

Watchmen 5'd

BOOYAH!

Fav'd for Godspeed You! Black Emperor.

I like the way he yells.

Very nicely done. I didn't think this meltdown could possibly be more dramatic, and I've been proven wrong.

Cheers for using Godspeed You! Black Emperor.

star++; star++; star++; star++; star++;

HES NUTS! THEYRE NUTS!

Youtube.

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Jog on.

The Youtube comments are always lame, but it's even worse here because this ytmnd isn't a movie clip.

Hah! I watched this when it first aired, never seen Cramer go off like that.

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This deserves a higher rating seeing as it is pure genius

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Godspeed You! = gods.

5 for Lavoses

sponsored in anticipation of market meltdown

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instant five for using godspeed!

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how relevant

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This site, and most of the responses, single-handedly restored my hope for... well, not humanity, but at least YTMND. Bravo, bravo, bravo. I never knew the community of readers of Alan Moore AND the Beige Book could intersect so well.

Faved. This could have ended in tragedy, but really came together. + for GYBE as well.

if there's a camera up in here then its gonna leave when I doo, I dooo..

Its enjoyable because Cramer just killed an assload of people by telling them to hold bear sterns

And Lehman got rocked for almost 40% of its value yesterday. Seriously, who's still long on financials?

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Bear Sterns bought at $2 a share. >$110 a year ago. And guess what, taxpayers - you kicked in to bail them out.

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To be honest, i keep clicking on this link and watching it through, and i keep s**ting myself laughing, im losing a lot of body fluid, please send help.

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Anyone who gives this less than a five knows NOTHING!

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5d for lavos

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holysh*tyes

Worthy sponsorship.

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Isn't that from Spider Jerusalem's Comic?

Very dramatic

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Now the darn Fed window isn't just open, they're blowing the money out of it with an industrial-sized fan.

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cramer really does such his minion jim altucher isnt too bad though...a well picked rocket stock a week should have you doubling your dough 4 times a yr

It's because Bernanke isn't a republic serial villain. He did it thirty-five minutes ago.

so do 'racist' comments get like -20 by default? ahh you all have been trained so well. hurry and elect your minorities so we can claim a new day in the name of freedom! siiiigh, brainwashing... perhaps Cramer has a point... or KKKramer lol

the most refreshing site i've seen in a long time

5 for Godspeed

Very nicely done.

For some reason I didn't like this back when it first came out. In retrospect, I wish more of ytmnd was this good.

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Its amazing that Cramer is still alive after all the bullsh*t that has happened on Wall Street since Bush got his grubby f*cking mitts on the US.. DOW is up 300 points one day down 400 the next... China basically owns us and the dollar is close to being a pesos ... F*ck I am glad I don't work on Wall St. Blow my head off...

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Wow.

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XD WHO WATCHES BERNANKE? Rorschach apparently. 5ed and faved.

You thought it was bad in 2007... Muahahahahahahahah suckas!!!!

THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE COMPLACENT MOTHERF*CKERS!

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truly a golden age, to be in my sh*tty income bracket

this is really good, and even more relevant now than it was in 07. nice work.

FORESIGHT

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More comic books should play gy!be.

This is BRILLIANT.

He turned out to be right.

This will be the best historical account of the end after the big crash.

I would sponsor this site if i didn't actually end up losing all my money.

For some reason I thought, 'Harold' and for some reason I thought it was funny. Ugh kill me now.

Also this site is more relevant than ever now. Also floating responses.

a raving crazy man was right

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yeah, well, I interviewed with them back in 2006 and they didn't think I was worth hiring, so f*ck 'em.

Jim Cramer ftw.

HARRY POTTER and the Herald of the Apocalypse

"Bear Stearns is fine … Bear Stearns is not in trouble. Don’t be silly … Don’t move your money."

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IA! IA! CTHULHU F'TAGHN!!!!

dude's an american icon

this is good

I made 100 times that much shorting financials the past couple of weeks so I'm not too worried

Graphite: I know a lot of former Lehman Brothers employees who would like to have a word with you.