lol, blondes.

+98

*turns on sink* That's how water is made!

+169

Theres No Difference Between .002$ And .002¢

+121

Thanks you *ssh*les for making my food come out my nose.

+40

Please tell me she won. She's really good looking, you know...

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bet she makes that same exact face when she's cleaning dishes or when someone cums in her hair

+103

lol she won too

+21

...for a 6-buck whore, that is.

+28

**I move away from the mic to embarras myself.

+62

I lol'd.. its just a youtube rip :|

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holy sh*t a dumb bitch f*cked up a question pertaining to the USA well now I know what it's like here a hur hur hur

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GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!

+32

I think she's a genious. She was demonstrating how bad americans can be at geography....or putting sentences together...or staying on subject. So actually she answered the question perfectly.

+54

*genius

+3

I'm from the Iraq.

+27

WOW WHAT THE F*CK.. how f*cking dumb can you be

+7

is she smart enough to know that the c*ck goes in the mouth?

+22

probably not, but you could jsut tell her its a creamsicle and she'll know where it goes

+18

Someone needs to put a penis in her mouth.

+19

Somehow putting US education in South Africa and Iraq will help US residents locate the US on maps. RETARD ALERT RETARD ALERT RETARD ALERT RETARD ALERT RETARD ALERT RETARD ALERT

-3

lol Miss USA's have to throw in kindness to make it look good,er, somewhat, SAVE ETHIOPIANS

-3

The question's pretty tough (for a Miss Teen USA pageant, not for a normal functioning human) since the only real answer is to trash the American education system, but Miss Teen USA is supposed to be just a ditzy, humble freedom-loving all-American girl, so an overly-political answer would have sh*tcanned her too. Still, her answer could've, y'know... made sense in some way.

+21

Her dad told her before the show, "If they ask you a question about the world, just add a random Africa in there and you'll score the democratic vote." To which she replied, "I believe, that, uh... Americans, uh, suck your penis for a tiara?"

+5

To which I replied, "That's right, they do you cute little princess. Now stop talking with your mouth full or you won't get my vote!"

+1

The first-comment-replies list is like its own miniature comment page.

+2

I found the Iraq on the google.

+7

The American school system works well enough... But people don't pay attention in class. If they did, they wouldn't seem so stupid. This chick, however, is a lost cause.

-3

I REPLIED TO THE FIRST COMMENT SO MY MESSAGE CAN BE THE FIRST ONE SO I GAIN ATTENTION BECAUSE I NEED ATTENTION BECAUSE I AM A LOSER THAT NO ONE LISTENS TO.

-5

f*ck

-4

without the text, I wouldn't have known that she said "uh, some" near the beginning of her statement. Sounded like "Osama". Figures. The one time I miss the Teen USA competition, something completely retarded comes out of one of their mouths.

+2

69,000 views?! Oh great we have another HTPAT on our hands.

-2

I didn't notice all the views til now

-1

Bitch, ain't nobody talkin bout no south africa. *SLAP*

Come on, everyone knows that in the American Education system, the state of South Africa and the state of The Iraq aren't getting too high of test scores right now.

She's so stupid she wouldn't be able to tell if she was getting raped.

-3

whoever [-]'d natedagr811's comment know that he's right.

It's called abused feature idiot.

-1

5'd for switch and such as.

+1

Agreed. Trap = fun.

Insta-5 for doing the right thing!

-1

Everyone put it to NSFW. Another way to discourage views.

-2

not as epic as parcard, but this is a great switch if anything.

I found the Iraq on the google. You did what?Also 5 for switch.

lol http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070828/ap_on_re_us/miss_teen_south_carolina

+1

yes, let's discourage views, that's the way to make YTMND better is to encourage people not to come

5 for change, lol

im gonna reply here too and big a big green number

70% how you look, 20 % how you sound, and 10% what she would look like with my dick in her box.... err 10% what you say.

+1

This just goes to show that you can get your brains f*cked out.

shes so f*cking stupid i want to kick her in the mouth and then anally rape her

SausageKing, you're a f*cking moron. I said to discourage views to prevent another HTPAT and to reduce bandwith costs.

This rules.

*puts hands over eyes* I'm invisible!

+1

lol, South Carolina

+49

lol, internet

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Hell, I wasn't exactly expecting Connecticut...

+2

Daaaahh! NOBODY EXPECTS CONNETICUT!

+30

NOBODY EXPECTS THE CONNETICUT INQUISITION! NOBODY!

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lol, Rhode Island is Connecticut's bitch.

+5

She's given Bush one to many blow jobs. Bush: "Help the Iraq!" Her: "I'm trying!"

that is a person who got through school by screwing the pricipal

+102

I wish I was the principal.

+88

She's got lips to suck

-1

Those are what we liked to call D.S.L. Take a moment to think about that.

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Her face has broadband?

+54

allhailmight wins the thread!

+8

(her face is built for handling a series of tubes at high speeds)

+59

Her face can download porn?

+14

Her face is a Dictionary of the Scots Language?

+8

I'm posting a comment using her face...

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She should get her face an upgrade. It's all about Comcast digital cable these days.

+3

Lies. Her face is built for Verizon Fi-Ops.

-6

Face Internet ftw. Internet is smarter tough.

+1

I thought it was FiOS... not Fi-Ops.

+6

its actually black-ops

+5

There's no such thing as black cops

+7

wuts this i here about black c*cks?

+7

That is the primary food group for Ms. Teen USA contestants. Thus the circle of life is complete Simba.

+4

"Lies. Her face is built for Verizon Fi-Ops." "I thought it was FiOS... not Fi-Ops." "its actually black-ops" "There's no such thing as black cops" "wuts this i here about black c*cks?" <- HAHAHAHA!

+5

Verizon Fi-Ops to black c*cks. that's YTMND for you. especially when I'm on the last of the good replies.

+3

her lip gloss is poppin!

+2

I am the principle.

everywhere like, such as and... lol

+9

T-T-T-Totally dude!

+2

And then everyone clapped at the end.

+2

Shes only useful as a concubine.

+1

dsl=dick sucking lips

hahaha, love it

Obviously she didn't win Miss Teen 2007....right?

+2

correct.

+2

They couldn't locate her anyways.

+95

LOL @ ^

+3

>>>Shoover<<< You win 1 Free Internet for that comment

+5

shoover I just fell in love with you

+3

Pink status back just for that.

+1

She got 3rd runner up. 2nd runner was NORTH Carolina.

+1

lolwut

Ahahahahahah. How embarassing. Hahaha.

+2

LOL ignorance

+1

It just so happens that 1/5 of the population is the U.S army generals and thats why theyre killing more brits than terrorists :P

-1

wow.

I can be Miss USA as well if I can just say South Africa and Iraq a lot too.

+6

I believe the REAL question of the day is....... can SHE locate the U.S. on a world map? Ponder on this. Shouldn't take long.

+33

I blame south america and iraq.

-5

I blame South Africa and the Iraq.

+3

you see, I think the 20% of americans who can't locate the U.S are the immigrants who point towards mexico

+6

An American friend of mie pointed to AFRICA on a map as being the USA. What the f*ck is wrong with you people.

+18

pics or it didn't happen

+3

at least 80% of Americans can spell mine

+7

Ahhhhahh

-2

wow, the peroxide must have leaked into her brain

+12

This is too embarrassing to watch.

+4

painful to watch.

+2

EPIC LOGIC & REASONING!!!!111one

+14

Get the epic sound clip ready.

-5

This is even funnier with the way you presented it. Nice job.

+3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

+1

Dumb bitch is dumb.

+5

she'd have been valedictorian at my high school

+4

she would have outsmarted you?

+2

She is physically manifested stupid. She should stick to doing porn where the only word she has to say is "mmrmprphrprglrlglllge".

+53

lol

But what if her partners can't find her g-spot...

-1

Shush! The female g-spot is just a myth!

+2

I don't think so; maybe it's just hard to find on the female map. It's probably in the general vicinity of the left kneecap.

+4

The Left Kneecap? Thats Where The 4th Hole Is!

+3

That's not true the g-spot is not a myth. It's located adjacent to the lost city of Atlantis.

+10

"But I think I poop from there." "Not right now you don't."

+7

The female g-spot is not a myth. It's located in South Africa.

+2

Actually its located in The Iraq. Why do you think we're over there?

+5

The Iraqis are looking for it too so they can kill people with explosive orgasms, think of the damage they could do!

-1

"mmrmprphrprglrlglllge" sounds like you are into Murloc porn. Yay for this getting -46 now ^_^

+2

Murlocs don't say "mmrmprphrprglrlglllge", they say "murfurglgeglugelugflguleuglrle"

-1

MURLOCS CAN SAY WHATEVER THE WANNA SAY!!!!!! MURLOC POWER

Or she could come out of the little thing and make a barbwhrbrbrhbwarhbwarhbwr

Listening comprehension: FAILED

now the whole internet knows it. but was i the only person who needed captions to understand her listening miscomprehension? i mean, WHEW

+1

I believe that our education like such as South Africa. I believe.

+14

america teaches good

+8

1/5th of americans? i'm going to brand a f*cking U.S. map onto every *ssh*le who didn't know where the f*ck they were on the map, god damn.

+5

they should of brought out a world map and asked her to point to the US.

+6

This is why I obsess over REDHEADS. F*cking Jessica Simpson chicken-fish clones lke this.

+1

*like

+2

Redheads, huh? Yeah, because Lindsay Lohan is a f*cking rocket scientist.

+12

Miss Teen New Jersey (runner up who shouldve won) is a redhead

+3

Damn. Alyssa Campanella can hold down my "B" button anytime.

-5

okay this is biased because I am an acquaintence of alyssa (saved my *ss more than once in history class) so uh yeah, f*ck you

-2

Holy everliving f*ck, I think she went to my highschool.

Ariel is smart. She found a dinglehopper!

+6

All you need is a jar of peanut butter and a spoon and your set.

ariel has no legs

wow..... just, wow

-1

What the f*ck is she talking about?

+1

I was expecting her to say something like, "Uh. It was the Terrorists".

+16

you mean "terrists"

+3

that's Bush's line

+1

Dumb bitch is dumb.

+5

Long cat is long. I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself :(

More like long bitch is long.

-1

It's o.k. she's a hot blonde so she doesn't have to find the U.S. on a map...or talk for that matter.

+1

Future American President

+7

The whole Senate and House would be blown...apart.

ROFLMAO. ahhahahaah

stupid bitch

+1

I ain't gettin no sound :(

NVM I'm an idiot. I'm almost as stupid as that bitch on there.

+9

Mute button huh

W-hat?

I'm South African, our educations crap now, but that was just LOLOL

HA, f*cking whore, stick to what you're good at and make me a sandwhich.

+2

God damn. What a f*cking c*nt.

+1

i hate my life.

+14

good thing she's pretty becuase she won't be able to do any other job.

Guess that's why they call it a beauty pageant and not an intellect pageant.

+6

it too bad they don't have intellect pageants! maybe if they did people would know where the usa is on a map. oh sure, there are spelling bees and science fairs, but everyone knows that those things are bullsh*t. you don't get a diamond and pearl incrusted crown for winning anything like that.

+5

thhhhe caaaa... ta in theee... haatt.... f*ck this ill be a stripper!

+4

maybe she was nervous? ;)

-1

When your nervous you don't turn retarded...

+13

^LAWLSZZZZZZZZZ

please note the --> ;) ...--||||also this is now one'd thanks to the sh*t changes.

She has a bright future as a politician ahead. She's already really good at talking without saying anything.

+1

Difference being that a politician actually sounds like they are saying something when they aren't. She can't even put together a coherent sentence.

+4

O RLY? I hear theres rumors on the internets.

What a maroon.

+2

classic bugs bunny quote ftw!

+2

South Carolina FTL

All southern people are gay.

+10

Anything above Texas blows, c*ck.

-3

Oh! It's because those Americans don't have maps.... That makes sense.... Thanks Miss South Carolina.

+4

world peace world peace terorrists are bad rainbows world peace did i win yet?

"Uuuh, what does locate mean?"

It's this kind of ignorance that's getting British soldiers killed by US fighters/bombers so often in the Middle East.

+6

I Saw That On JewTube. Tragic ...

Thanks for the imput, nice little touch of ignorance from yourself there.

input* - just woke up.

wait, I thought we were at war with the Brits? 'Cause the U.S. is right next to England, right? Damnit someone get me a map.

+1

NOT AN AMERICAN MAP, please.

+1

lol tea time

ignorance or not, those brits deserved it and you know it.

RETARD ALERT

We are all dumber for having seen this

+12

lol wut

recent polls show that 90% of americans are fat stupid pig dog.

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Current polls suggest that you can't form a coherent English sentence.

+30

This coming from some one who has no pluralization skills. You see that? That's an s, you put it at the end of a noun if there is more than one of them, except in the case when a specific unit of said noun is indefinable, or in the case of special words like deer or fish, or when... you know what, English is an effed up language. Thanks England.

+7

My bad. Let me contact Max to correct the mistake. I will let you know personally when the fixed comment is ready so you can provide your criticism. I'm so sorry for the inconvenience and take all responsibility for the loss of brain cells/girlfriends. Sometimes when I post comments, I don't think about the people it can hurt. Now I know and I feel like a better person.

+3

GO BACK TO MEXICO!

-2

Pretty sure silverfeet was replying to Baron on that one, onlyrealnumber. Ironically though, his reply contains a pluralization error itself. Should be "if there ARE more than one of them" not "if there IS more than one of them".

90%, really? I thought I were the only pig dogs alive... Maybe tomorrow I'll finally muster the courage to show my face to all the other pig dog. Thank you, Baron. *squoof!*

+3

+9

This site won't be killed.

+11

This site is the highlander, it has inside it blood of kings.

+1

WTF????????????? ( banaanikives)

ok now its certain that more than 1/3 of america is a retard

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Did you mean more than 1/3 of america is retarded ?

+10

No, 1/3 of america is a retard. It's like Voltron, only instead of saying "FORM BLAZING SWORD", he just says "DURRR DURR DURRRR DURRR DURRRRR!"

+9

You know who else is like Voltron? The Wu-Tang Clan.

ruh-roh.

+3

People like her give Americans a bad name :/

+3

Proud to be a U.S. American.

+2

I missed out and only got to be a U. American :(

Lol of course she's from a southern state. XD

Yup, we all down here love dat Larry da Cable guy, blast Gretchen Wilson all nite long, fly da rebel flag and drop out of school in kindygartin. *HiC*! <rolls eyes>

-3

Pretty much.

Wow.....Our nation will soon die...

Despite not being that attractive to me she'll eventually get a higher paying job at some company sharpening pencils for some creepy old CEO.

+1

sweet raptor jesus...that bitch is an idiot!

+2

U.S. Americans...as opposed to what? Germany Americans? And you just know somebody coached her to say something about fixing the future for our children for any question dealing with education.

+8

somebody got fired to...

+1

*too

*three

+1

LOL.

All that Cola and twice the caffeine.

I'm just going to assume you don't need any intelligence whatsoever to participate in these pageants.

What I want to know is why these dumbasses can't find the US on a map. What the hell is your problem, a fifth of Americans? Our colossal dong is hanging out in the Gulf of Mexico as a dead giveaway!

+3

And I am ashamed to say that I live on that "colossal dong in the Gulf of Mexico."

+1

Dong-dwellers unite.

+5

I am not ashamed to say that I live on that "colossal dong in the Gulf of Mexico"

That's not a dong, it's a giant deuce being squeezed out of Georgia.

They prefer The Sunshine State. Or America's Wang.

http://www.missteenamerica.com/Teen/Platform.htm

...and also, just because I know my audience here: http://www.missteenamerica.com/Teen/PageantPhotos_Day5.htm

+1

i bet she showed her tits at the end of it to get the thank you

+4

She's smarter than all of you, don't you guys know about imperialism. ;)

and thats y north carolina is better :)

-4

Thank you for proving the point you dumb bitch. Wootsat, I feel kind of sorry that you had to listen to that over and over again to get a transcript of it for us. I hope you're okay.

+1

Not sure whether to laugh or weep

+4

LOL.

+1