Yup, that is one stupid whore, alright.

+21

...and may god have mercy on your soul.

+21

hey, she still has tits, an ass, and a vagina... so wait, whatd she do wrong?

+28

she entered a beauty contest instead of being in porn

+53

i couldnt agree more

+5

billy madison wins

+4

Perfect

+3

Where's Willy Wanker?

+1

Thank you very much, South Carolina.

+2

THANK YOU VERY MUCH MISS LIPPY

+2

her next stop is going to be to anal teen choice awards

+2

lol

+6

5'd for fourest comment

+6

both of you jump off the highest bridges you can and i'll 5 all of your sites

+8

+2

ORLY MEETWAHD?

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4, 5, everybody in the car so ccome on let's ride To the liquor store around the corner The boys say they want some gin and juice But I really don't wanna Beer bust like I had last week I must stay deep 'cause talk is cheap I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita And as I continue you know they're getting sweeter

+24

Jell-O brand gelatin

+5

DARTHWANGS COMMENTS ARE NOT A F*CKING COUNTING GAME YOU C*NTBAGS

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thats a new one "C*nt Bags"

+5

he obviously meant "can't bags." you know, those things you buy and use when you just have a downright negative outlook on something you're about to attempt. when i thought i could never get my pants to stay up, i used one and got a leather belt.

+7

frosted butts?

+3

4 the win! Wheeeeee!

+1

4

+1

I never knew I had a buried comment

+2

Well, if I must lose several (dozen) IQ points in the act of closing in and tearing out her larynx, then so be it.

+3

lol, self reply.

+11

i saw a larynx in the woods behind my house a few nights ago. it killed a rabbit, ran up a tree, and recited the entire script to blues brothers 2000.

+6

I think you mean a lynx.

+1

No, no...larynx sounds closer.

Idea taken from www.wwtdd.com but... that's ok.

+3

never heard of that site. idea just seemed obvious to me :/

+1

i saw it there too... but it was fairly obvious, my boy said the same thing to me as a joke before i saw it anywhere on the internet.

+1

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qQdhMSEqhfg

+3

full version ^^

+1

-1 for tiling

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ytmnd was built on the tile +1 that or may god have mercy on your soul

+5

Ok, ok I'll 5

+1

capture card broken?

+1

care card broken.

+8

touche

+3

I love the ending sound bite. What movie/show is that from?

+1

Billy Madison. And folks, it's okay not to know this, because Adam Sandler sucks. Also I thought of this too so five lol

+4

Very few people realize that Dirty Work was directed by Bob Saget...the ultimate "I'll give up what I think is funny to make money" guy.

+2

lol, oh wait this was Billy Madison. Beer.

+2

YOU BLEW IT!

+4

I'm a source nazi.

-5

i didnt want to give away the joke for early corner clickers. billy madison source is in profile description.

+4

Noble tactics sir, everyone should follow your example.

+4

My bad, dog.

+1

very fitting addition indeed

+1

all i expected was lex luthor, thank god it was more than that

+3

Same.

+1

Indeed. This gets extra points for being something different. And may god have mercy on your soul.

+2

I see what you did there.

+2

Heeheehee, it's funny cause it's true.

+2

Needs better sound editing. Should have left the claps from either the original clip or the movie in.

eind.ytmnd.com

the image quality sucks because i photographed my TV when i created the site two years ago.. haha

There are so many stupid things in there I won't chose to quote a single one.

-6

dude, you f*cking won YTMND.....that was great

+1

Those clips work well together.

I was thinking Billy Madison too!

+1

Sorry, I don't like this. It's like being told why a joke is funny when you already know why.

-3

What?? That doesn't even make sense. I guess you were offended because you can relate to Mrs. S. Carolina so much.

+1

Let me put it in a way so you can understand. After I watched the original I thought, "What a stupid girl." This site takes that thought and tells me she is a stupid girl. Just one more week and back to school you go.

+1

Yeah I agree completely. This kind of humor reminds me of MAD TV

mad tv used to be funny tho

I don't think MattressMan anticipated this being his highest rated site.

MattressMan knows not to underestimate the lowest common denominator.

+1

lol 3rd person

Perfect Response to a Perfectly STUPID ho.

+1

She keeps getting dumber every time i see her

+1

fits even better then the movie

+1

good match

+1

lmao wow wow wow

My wife is a filthy, filthy whore...

+1

I AWARD YOU THREE POINTS, MAY GOD BESTOW UPON YE A PLEASANT DAY

+2

needed to be done

+1

lol

outstanding!

Maybe she'll fare better in the "My Wife the Tramp" category

+4

wrong.

Perfect, perfect, perfect

+2

win

+2

My God, yes.

...nothing can be said about this site.....it is perfect

+2

perfect

I love that line from Billy Madison so hard

+3

-5 For fad whoring the Ms. South Carolina YTMND, +10 for the response to "Reflections of Society in Literature" question.

Women are f*cking stupid on their own, south carolina women try really hard to be stupid.

-3

best one yet.

WROOOOONG

Its a slightly obvious pairing. It's still funny though.

+1

i saw a knock-off version of this on youtube. just thought you'd like to know

He knows, because he took the idea and made it into a ytmnd thinking he was being original.

-1

Wow.....I hate her, 5'd!

+1

i am now smarter for fiving this.

+1

You stole this from g0at

+1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1Szcx0VkRo&feature=bz100 STOLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awesome combo

+1

umm... a simple no would have been just fine

+1

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+1

lol very genius!

+1

I blame inbreeding

+1

ha

Billy Madison makes this work. 5

+1

saw this on a youtube comment. sorry :(

-1

ditto. I don't know why people think they can steal stuff like this directly from the common sites like youtube and think we won't know they did it. At least put "idea taken from youtube video".

-2

im amused by the idea that since another person had the same idea on some other site somewhere, that i stole it. maybe perhaps its just a cliched obvious idea? does only one person in the universe ever see how a quote from a movie relates to a current event, and everyone else is copying them? if the youtube came first, last, same time, i dont give a sh*t - i didnt see it, i didnt copy it, but i'm clearly not original either.

+2

sums it up pretty well here ^

Look at the dates each site was created, then you would know that the youtube video was made before this YTMND.

you're ruining it, man

+1

id give it a 100 if i could i think the miss teen crap is lame after the first time, but billy madison is mah fav so i fav this. :o

+1

i want to f*ck her from nehind as she is reciting this over and over again

+2

words should not be allowd to dribble out of her dickhole, better fill it

+1

That guy is so quotable and versatile. His speech should be posted more frequently than Will Smith's story about moving to Bel-Air.

RAWR!

PWN'D!!!!!!!

+1

lol, Billy Madison

+1

not a great recontextualization of either clip... just an obvious mashup

this is unedited right?

+1

ABSOLUTELY PERFECT

+1

I love this site...

i love this fad ^^

+1

good but if i here that sound clip of her one more time i'm going to throw up

Clapping at the end = perfection

+1

perfect fit

Beyond amazing.

FTW, sir. F...T...W!!!

5ive'd for Happy Gilmore.

definetley the best one so far

yes

i want to burn this bitch alive. FUKKIN FIVED LOL

...f*cking...WHAT THE F*CK was she trying to say?!

I just f*cking watched the full version. As someone with an IQ probably twice hers, I'm literally shaking with a strange combination of rage and laughter over what I just witnessed.

+1

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I hate this fad, but you did it well. Billy Madison guy f*cking killed me.

BRILLIANT!

worthless dumb broad

Hmmm that bell would make a great fad sound

I love that Billy Madison line.

!

Stop looking at me, SWAN

And may God have mercy on your soul. Indeed.

my head was going to explode when i heard this

5'd for billy madison

-1

f*cking perfection

the.best

haha, dangly parts

she would have won if she hadnt forgotten about poland

+1

5'd for billy madison response

what I really hate is when people say words stupidly. she pronounced "build" stupidly. it's like the "L" sound wasn't there. another example is when people pronounce "able" as "a-bo". I want to smack people like that

Billy Madison ftw! You sir win the intrawebs for this.

ha!

F*cking ownd.

I feel smarter now.

Owned!

lmao omg

woop there we go

Americans not being able to find America on a map is kind of like a little lost puppy dog...

+1

good matchups, kind of overrated, but still good matchups

Predictable, but necessary.

upvoting FTW ^_^

-1

Okay a simple wrong would've done just fine

wow, rip this from youtube more

upvoting FTW ^_^

I award you five points, and may the Flying Spaghetti Monster bestow blessings of pasta and yummy cheese-flavored sauces upon your plate.

Ramen.

Oh my god, that is such an appropriate audio clip to pair with this. Brilliant!

+2

If you Pacard this site you will be the greatest legend of all time.

i would still bang the sh*t out of her!

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD

Oh, that would have been epic in real life.

stop looking at me swan

Many people judge too quickly, it looks like she had stage fright, happens to many people

-2

Awww, poor little Miss American contestant with a guaranteed shot at fame and fortune started blurting out one of the stupidest responses to any question in the history of mankind because she had stage fright. How could we even lead ourselves to this level of barbarism - wee should have been so much more considerate! I'm tearing up now, I really am.

+1

lmao this is toooooo coool :D

wow good stuff

5'd for The Iraq(TM).

Faived. BRILLIANT.

Actually, she forgot about Poland.

"Everyone in this room is now dumber..."

Dude, I love you!!!! OMG HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAH

EPIC. This made my day. I tip my hat to you, good sir.

was waiting for this one

I was waiting for this YTMND.

she must seriously be clinically retarded, and guess what she probably votes too! rofl lmao

That guy is a writer on Saturday Night Live.

perfect, thank you sir

Whatcha gonna do brother??!

YOU GET NOTHING. GOOD DAY SIR.

glorious

BILLYYYYYYYYYYYYY

yes.

she was thinking about c*cks while she was talking

LOL she's a perfect example on how smart the Americans really are! XD

-2

LOL that's excellent.

DAMN YOU!!! I literally JUST THOUGHT of making this ytmnd, and was searching for another YTMND that had the "Wrong Answer" segment from billy madison and found this ytmnd

Seriously, what was REALLY going on in her head when she said that? What was she even trying to say? Was she even trying to say something?

HAHAHAHAHAH, YES!!!! I forgot about that movie ^_^

enough said.

I love this so much , I want to have sex of it and make tiny baby ytmnd's. I'm not only going to give it 5 stars....

IT GETS 5 MORE!!!! <3 Billy Madison

LOL!!!!!!! AWESOME

But nobody actually made it until now

Holy f*cking sh*t incudork I've thought of making YTMNDs on a general level, thus encompassing every YTMND that has been made, is being made, and will ever be made. Therefore, no more YTMNDs need to be made because I've already thought of them, RITE LOLOLOL? Jesus, you have to be dumber than this girl if you honestly think that.

+1

Wait wait, follow up...do you honestly think that? Can someone be this dumb? Seriously? I'm not even joking, are you legally retarded and you spend your days making SpellChecked comments on YTMND?