Wow.

+19

I rode the green carpet with a surfboard onetime.

+15

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

+6

I've done anal with a surfboard on several occasions.

+21

LIKE I SAID...LOL, UTAH

+7

anUal

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fail. it's spelled anNUal

+22

Whoops, didn't mean to no-vote. 5'ed for LULZ.

+6

its faux news, what did you expect?

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*CROSSES FINGERS* DO NOT SAY ANAL TEEN CHOICE DO NOT SAY ANAL TEEN CHOICE...The Anal Teen Choice Awards!...AW F*CK

+25

It's Utah, what do you expect?

+4

Just kidding.

+3

You live in Utah you f*ggort gtfo.

-7

Surfboard gives reward to an anal teen. More choices at 11:00!

This rules.

^^^^ YOU WIN SIR.

Teamwork Do it together Teamwork Friends forever We're all for one And one for all We'll help each other stand tall With teamwork

But I poop from there.

+139

Not right now you don't.

+123

Yes, right now you do.

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XD

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ow...it hurts!....Ooww....

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That's the joke

+14

I'm gonna stick this up your ass.

+24

IS A MAN NOT ENTITLED TO HIS ANAL? NO! SAYS THE MAN IN WASHINGTON, IT BELONGS TO THE POOR. NO! SAYS THE MAN IN THE VATICAN, IT BELONGS TO GOD. NO! SAYS THE MAN IN MOSCOW, IT BELONGS TO EVERYONE! >:( I CHOSE TO REJECT THOSE ANSWERS, I CHOSE SOMETHING DIFFERENT, I CHOSE.......ANAL TEEN CHOICE AWARDS :o

+75

^ This comment is epic, it deserves many upvotes.

+12

^^^ I'm not sure what it means, but okay

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^^^lol bioshock'd

+2

MediocreMarvel wins! FIVE'D!!!

+1

And now Fav'd

lol

+2

I understand Goatse got a lifetime achievement award

+11

Anal teen choice awards: Choosing between Ariel, Betty and Veronica.

+14

yanked from youtube gj

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Didn't take long for it this time, maybe a new record. And no. Yanked from the local news broadcast, recorded to my Tivo, transferred to my computer, and uploaded here. I might have uploaded it to YouTube too but the f*ckers are down at the moment.

+42

what a douchenozzle.

+27

you tivo local news? wow. okay.

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Not exactly. Tivo records pretty much everything seen in the last 30 minutes, for the sake of instant replaying. Which comes in handy for cases like this. Thanks for re-voting.

+18

what a nig

+6

pay the alterboy rapist no mind

+5

McKenzie's shoddy reasoning got shot down.

+5

And it was good.

+7

God I hate comments like the one Father-McKenzie made. Even if had yanked it from youtube, who gives a flying f*ck??? Some people wouldn't go to youtube to look for their funnies and instead would come here. For godssake. Can't you just see the site for what it is?

+3

^ F*ck that sh*t. What's to stop people from just posting their favorite Youtube clips as YTMNDs then?

-3

Good question "_"

Hmmmm... lemme think... voting? :/

Wow she must really like the anal teen choice awards. Love the "Aaaaaahhhh." afterwards, lol.

+18

rofl, saying anal made her orgasm :P

+21

What is wrong with you?! EEEEYYAANGHH

+12

What is wrong with you?

+6

EEEEYYAANGHH What is wrong with you?

+8

EEEEYYAANGHH

+7

She said Aaahh after he mentioned Justin Timberlake, you f*ggots. And it was quite clear that she said annual.

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Listen to the guy just as she sighs. He tries to stifle a laugh. They both know what a worthless whore of a newsperson she is and that her c*nt smells worse than canned hash.

+5

Blasphemy!! Her c*nt smells like daffodils on a spring morning!!

+12

i think she just farted, which is why the other guy is holding back his laughter when hes saying the other stuff.

+6

lol, utah

+3

Polygamists aren't satisfied with just one anal teen. They need to have a choice.

+36

epic comment

+2

I love how she totally realizes how badly she f*cked that one up.

+3

Not right now she don't.

+4

me too. And he chuckles, because even though they work for a conservative TV show in UTAH, they are both PERVERTS.

+2

First time in FOX history. There improving greatly.

Orig. content ?! Choosy teens choose anal.

+6

FOX 13 IS THE LAUGHING STOCK OF LOCAL UTAH NEWS NETWORKS

+11

Jesus christ... Utah journalists need PRONUNCIATION courses.

+4

Skuldistruditastidurtefit

+8

fgsfds

FBP! You're back already! I thought you're TV/Internet was getting taken away this month.

+2

Actually I'm not gone yet, surprisingly. As long as the cable company sits on their *ss and waits, I'll be around when I can.

+3

Hahaha No one would have even noticed if she didn't add that "dooooh" afterwards.

+5

Bush

I'm Ron Burgundy?

+8

brick killed a guy!

+4

Yeah, you should go to a safehouse.

You see, this is why if your job requires you to speak, you don't wear a butt plug to work.

+7

sigh, Fox.

+3

Anal Teens

+2

Fox news. The utmost in quality journalism/Freudian slips.

+2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIOREqBcFuY

+2

Thanks for that link. It led me to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlhUFXBrh9 and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIOREqBcFuY This backs up my point.

Only In America.

+2

So you guys watch Fox News just for a laugh, right? You don't actually get news from them?

+3

Trust me, the news is the funniest thing Fox airs right now.

+10

That's not Fox News, Chav. That's the local Fox affiliate. There's a difference. I'd imagine you only get Fox News over there (or do you?), so sadly you don't get to see the brilliance that is the American local news. For years on Fox Chicago we had Walter "I'll be waiting for you on the White House lawn, Dick Cheney!" Jacobson, who may have been the funniest man on television until he retired.

+6

"That's not Fox News, Chav. That's the local Fox affiliate." Same thing I would've said if Jim Ryan didn't also retire from Good Day New York. Fox is making sure they're all the same. also, Larry Hoff.

+3

And let's not forget the legendary Fox L.A. anchor John F. Beard of Arrested Development fame. "Do you like foam in your coffee? It's called a cuppakeno, and wait'll you see what it costs!"

+3

F*ck Yeah Fox News Chicago!

+2

Ah, I miss out on so much.

HEY GAMEKID, ALSO C*CKS!

Utah news are whack!

superbe

hahaha anal

Butsecks.

I CHOOSE to have buttsecks

PICTURE SOUND TEXT!

+2

I like how you let it run until "...and the cast of High School Musical-". Makes it funnier for some reason.

+4

Downvoted because this site doesn't deserve to be above "Buddy, you're an old man".

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Attempt at fixing.

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Fix succesful. This site is now below "Buddy, you're an old man".

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My hero.

+5

4 changed to 5 to offset above stupidity.

+4

User has been banned for this comment.

+3

Winner

*ahhhh*

I shouldn't have had this so loud. My roommates now think I'm into CP.

+5

You aren't?

+2

wow are you in the wrong place then

+2

B U T T S E C K S wtf is wrong with fox 13 utah?

*Dejected sigh*

5'd for anal

Only from utah gotta love mormons

epic annual mistake

The expression her face matches well, too.

Man I hope I win this year.

+5

Her sigh afterwards makes it.

Wow, people actually make mistakes? That's hilarious! At least do a bit more with it...

-3

someone needs to hijack the kids choice awards and make the same slip-up

-1

If anyone knows of any "annual baby rapper" contests, please, send them to Fox Utah.

+3

Are you still gonna upload this to youtube 'cause I kinda wanna see her face as she realizes what she just said. TIA

I guess we all know how she likes it...

My thoughts exactly

eww.

+1

dumb

-2

kill yourself

fourest 1'd this with his alt http://www.ytmnd.com/users/Arnold/votes

You never bend, you never break. You seem to know just what it takes. You're a fighter! It's in the blood, it's in the will. It's in the mighty hands of steel when you're standing your ground. And you never get hit when your back's to the wall. Gonna fight 'til the end, and you're taking it all! You got the touch. You got the power. When all Hell's breakin' loose you'll be right in the eye of the storm. You got the heart. You got the motion. You know that when things get to tough: You got the touch!

+1

Megatron must be stopped... no matter the cost.

Prime! Why give away your life so easily!

-3

Failed at quoting classic transfomer lines! *nudges glasses*

+1

Sounds like the big boy needs a little "training."

Nice. Just glad to see the crapfest that is good day utah on ytmnd. UT represent!

The sigh was amazing

lol

lol Mormons

+2

man Fox 13 Utah's gettin a lot of coverage these days

WTF IS WITH THIS STATION?

The part where she catches herself is what makes it.

Leave it to Fox to f*ck something up.

-1

lol utah

i love it when a hot chick says the word 'anal'

+3

the sigh makes it

It's FOX News, what do you expect? They cover Pedophiles playing DS, Internet Hate Machines, Emo Scene Kids, and still have enough time to find Porn on PSPs, and have the announcer for "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?" do the weather.

-2

what's up frenchbreadpizza? remember the rape.

EEEEYYAANGHH The green carpet is a good sign you wanna head for the back door

+5

I'd 5 this comment if I could

-1

wonder what she was thinking about.

+2

probably about forgetting to clear her internet history.

So did you loose you're internet?

And she moans after she says it! *ROFFLE*

One of the best slip-ups of all time and a fine ytmnd

Put I poop from there?

I has been banned?

-3

YOU CAN'T SEE SH*T!

I should watch Fox 13 news more often.

What the f*ck is going on with my local news these days?

I bet this wasn't a slip of the tongue. This was probably how it was typed on the teleprompter. They don't actually read what they are going to say.

LULZ: A CORRUPTION OF LOL!

-2

lawl nice edits

She knew she f*cked up

haha

ROFL...omg...

Fox 13 is the new 4chan for ytmnd. Fived

Lol she said anal

I nominate myself to be one of the judges.

+1

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

-2

rawr.

Bottom line indeed!

ANAL TEEN CHOICE AWARDS?! F*CK YEAH!!

+2

my only question is: where are the nominees?

+3

The Uhhhh in the background is priceless.

because saying 'annual' slightly quickly makes a f*cking fantastic ytmnd

Aren't there laws against that sort of thing?

BUT I POOP FROM THERE!!!

-2

Not right now you don't.

-2

lol, sigh.

-2

what the f*ck, that was awfully edited, ytmnders are too f*ckin easy to please

-5

If the story was about cakes or baseball (such as "annual (anal) baseball game", I would dismiss this as a mistake. But chances are sex was clearly on her mind which is funny because most of these anchors (and other TV personalities) pretend to be all prim and proper when really they all want to be gangraped by their cameramen, or if male be participating in the gangrape.

-1

"Keep watching for news on the upcoming Utah anal gerbil races!" *ahhhhhh*

+4

haha, well I know what Freud would say...

i <3 anal

kinky

Listen carefully and you hear her moan after saying it...

I just like the breathy "uhh" she lets out after she realizes that she'll be the laughing stock of the Internet for a few weeks.

+2

was that a pleasure moan at the end there?

+2

http://www.lazlow.com/technofile/audio/technofile-2007-05-15-64503.mp3 This made be a little old but it's pretty acurate.

-2

lawl

hey how did the south carolina miss teen candidate get a job reading news in Utah?

LOL @ mormons. LOL aids comes from buttsecks.

-3

wow u got a lot of stuff from fox13. A plethora of morons running a newscast from my point of view ive never seen so many screw ups, all advertised on ytmnd of course. btw, plz dont be gone for good!

+2

hahahhahhahahhhahhahh

somebody said something funny =/

-4

lol utah

+2

Can a classic site really get any higher than this? Also... wait weren't you supposed you go yesterday?

" Actually I'm not gone yet. As long as the cable company sits on their *ss and waits, I'll be around when I can. " On the other hand my connection does seem to be running slower than *ss right now, and I can't access half of the internets.

HEY SHOOVER ALSO C*CKS MUTHAF*CKA!

"Don't say 'Doing your wife', don't say 'Doing your wife', don't say 'Doing your wife'." "...doing your...son?"

Anal Teen Choice Awards. Doggie style.

+1

Love the orgasm she has after saying it. Wow, she must love those awards!

+2

but i poop from there should win the anal teen choice awards

hahahaha

I like her upward inflection on the word "thing."

ahh

yea

Black c*ck helicopter.

ROFL TV BLOOPER EBAUMS HIGH FIVE

-1

lol freudian slip.

+2

haha, dangly parts

hey f*ckyou french braedpizza. if u f*cking recorded this bullsh*t then why not post it on youtube and give a link so i can see this bitches face after she says anal teen coice awards.

+3

Use your imagination. It's more fun that way.

I never thought I'd say this, but I wish I lived in Utah.

I see what she did thar! poking sillies at the beleif that rampant *ss pounding isn't real sex, and you're still a virgin afterwards. Is being Naive fashionable?

I was great. She loved it.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH WHICH TEEN *SS SHOULD I CHOOSE? MMMMMMMMMMM HMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Ahhhhh!

Is Anna Nicole Smith still dead?

+4

well we know what she has on her mind

um...I'm definitely hearing annual...

-2

Me too. She's just saying it quickly.

-2

No, it was confirmed by Fox 13 that she said 'anal'. If you pronounce annual correctly, even when saying it fast, then it sounds nothing like anal.

-2

That's just it. It doesn't sound like "anal" to me.

she makes a sound right when the guy talks... then the guy says bush...

upvoting FTW ^_^

That's a Freudian Slip.

annual -> anal? lol

lol, anal sex

rape me gently with a chainsaw 5'd for anal

...and the cast of High School Music GET F*CKED UP THE ASS!

+3

Fox13 Utah Strikes Again!

hahaha.. nice!

-2

I like how she sighs after she ,or wuzzit because she's doing something anal right then?

-2

Jeez, it was a mistake! Don't be so anal!

BOW-CHIKA-WOW-WOW

-2

I saw this! I live in this silly state! LOLZ.

-2

Found the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnLN6zHp3R0

+4

:(

1 for no goatse

-1

Looks like she had something else on her mind.

+2

I'll give her some anal teen choice awards.

+2

What I find the most funny about this gaff is that Justin Timberlake is the first person mentioned.

Butthole surfers...hahaha.

+2

this does not belong on ytmnd it belongs on youtube. fail

-4

Is it time already? It feels like we had them only yesterday...

Looks like she made a freudian penis, i mean...freudian slip.

ANAL TEEN HUNGER FORCE!!!!!!!!

-1

Whatcha gonna do brother??!

-4