i never noticed that in the movies before

+22

LOOK ITS A SITH! A SITH! YOU CAN TALK YOU CAN TALK YOU CAN TALK YOUR BRAVE NOW MOTHERFUKA ! :o

+44

my dick is caught in the death star

+9

willseewassup!

I'm not a racist, that's what's so insane about this.

+11

Hes actually saying "Night creatures call, and the dead start...", but I can definitely see where that could be misunderstood. nice sound clip!

+31

I'm not a Death Star, that's what's so insane about this.

+8

thank you, MrObvious

+6

im not a dickluvinc*cksuckingf*ggotrapingpenisluver thats whats so insane about this.

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According to the state of N.Y., you ARE the ASSMAN

+10

Hey, MrObvious is back! Thanks for coming out!

+1

I'm not a nig, that's what's so insane about this.

+1

how can he breathe?

-2

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-5

LOL

you gotta be f*ckin kidding!!!

+1

mike richards call him a n*gg*r and the dead start to walk in their masquerade

HAHAHHAHA

good one

Win.

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+2

+5

+2

michael jackson is/was a n*gg*r

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Hi Fourest, I really enjoy reading your comments.

+10

thebigbaka is back, news to me

-2

-2

+1

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

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-1

someone's gotta help him out of there. Whew, that Cosmo, who knows what he'll get into next!

+5

That loop sucks my nuts, if you can some up with something to do with the rest of the lyric it would be great.

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One of the best Dew's I've ever seen/heard.

+4

five for username!

+1

Longest dew I have ever heard.

+2

What is he really saying?

Night creatures call and the dead start to walk in their masquerade

+11

always thought it was "mad scoobaay"

-1

easily my fav of these so far

i have no idea how in the hell he's gonna get out

+3

Awsome Dew.

+1

...what? Okay.

+1

Recently Created/10. And awesome.

Best dew evar.

+3

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOOK THERE'S A N*GG*R

Dewwww!

+1

DEWWWWWWWW!

DEWWWWWWWWW

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

+4

Owned

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

+1

Throw a dew tag up in this

DILLER NIGHT

Very fun.

Blame Bevel Lemelisk.

+4

LOL EU trivia

-1

Didn't Episode Two ruin that storyline? Wait, I forgot I'm pretending that the prequels never happened and that the EU ended with Survivor's Quest.

+2

ohhhhh thats what bbl means.....

+4

Win.

+1

should have put him in the prison wing with leia though.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Awesome

DEW

"Lord Richards, this is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your presence..."

+5

I'm very surprised that no one has continued this Return of the Jedi quote and changed it appropriately with something like: "You may dispense with the pleasantries, N*gg*r. I'm here to put you back on schedule."

+1

lol playon words.

Night Creatures Call And The Dead Start

He's a n*gg*r! Michael Jackson, that is.

+2

Ahahahahahahaha!

poor kramer

MIKE RICHARDS CAUGHT IN THE DEATH STAR

+3

Yup, that's the joke.

i'll 5 it....but you should had him point at darth vader and yell n*gg*r

-6

lol

He has scary feet, why????

+2

This is fkin awesome

Dew forever!

-2

I do believe this is a Super Dew. Take your 5 and go proudly.

-2

You know it's n*gg*r, n*gg*r night You're fighting for your life inside of n*gg*r, n*gg*r tonight

+2

^^ first to make this YTMND wins

+1

AHHAHHHAHAHAH!!!! Pure Absolute Gold!!!

that is awesome

its a great find, but the loop needs work... and for the record, if you have to photoshop things together into a visual rebus, its not much of a dew. that doesnt mean its not great, thats just not what dew sites are really meant to be. its not just homophones/misheard lyrics, its highlighting mundane objects.

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Shut the f*ck up, seriously, no one cares what you think.

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considering myself and a half dozen other users founded and developed this whole dew army thing almost 2 years ago now, I think maybe one or two people out there might actually give a sh*t about the difference between what was intended by the fad vs what some people claim it is now, as in "anything misheard = dew". henceforth i beseech thee to take thy shut the f*ck up and store it anon

http://wiki.ytmnd.com/Dew_Army

Learn your Dew history n*gg*

care face

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The guy never claimed this was a Dew Army site, so I don't know what you're even complaining about Sitsu.

+4

always telling people what they should do arn't ya.

+2

THE INTERNET MAKES ME SO ANGRY

+3

It's a good YTMND, can we leave it at that?

+4

Necro, I know he didnt. I'm not talking to him, I'm talking to people who put 'best dew ever' on any site with misheard lyrics and ask them to tag it as 'dew army'. I never even said this isnt a dew, i just think the 'rebus style' is the bastard dew style and only works in rare occasions like this site (which is why i just put it as an example in the Dew wiki). at most what i'm really saying is if i made this site, i wouldnt tag it as dew. its a good site thats stands on its own.

best dew ever!

+6

Best Dew Ever!!!

+4

this is better than dew

+5

who said this was a dew? as YTMND knows it "dew" has existed for a loooong time before it was first used here...in fact a specific term already exists "mondegreen"... see here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mondegreen...i like dew and i like the superfluous rules that peple apply to ytmnd sites but i strongly dislike when people want to arbitrarily apply their "rules" to others sites...and the funny thing is if you say its a "dew" it's not because you arent supposed to call a dew a dew but if you dont ...

also Animutations http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/french

+1

needs better loop

yep

+1

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away you'd have a fork up your ass

+14

or a lightsaber

I'm not a Death Star, that's what's so insane about this.

+2

-1

what's wrong with his feet?

+2

Ok ok, you can have a five.

Nicely done

Good ear. 8'd

I knew the Emperor was racist.

+2

YES, WIN!

LOL!

Also sounds like he could be saying "callin' the Death Star" haha

+1

Hahahahaahahaha

Awesome find. :)

:)

Absolute genius.

VADERS A N*GG*R!!!!! HE'S A N*GG*R!!

+4

This may be one of the greatest DEW finds, ever. Ever.

dew dew dew dew!

-1

haha

he doesnt look too sad about it either

+1

Quite possible the greatest interpretation since CORN ON THE COB!

-2

possibly*

-4

http://battlef*ggotsuperman.ytmnd.com/ still my favorite of the herd

Nice site. Also Angra rules.

+1

That's no moon....it's a n*gg*r!

+4

I just noticed he's not wearing any shoes.

+2

Gotta add dew and dew army to your keywords

-3

Winnar!

so dew makes a comeback

'Cause this is Phyllis Diller night.

Oh. My. Hairy ballzac. Awesome

sh*t title

-1

QFT

-1

One of the greatest misheard song lyrics I've seen on YTMND.

THERE'S NO ESCAPE FROM THE JAWS OF THE ALIEN THIS TIME OPEN WIIIIIIIIIDE THIS IS THE END OF YOUR LIFE

upvoting FTW ^_^

v_v WTF GNITOVPU

Wow, why is this like tripping on Salvia??? Intriguing...

XD

Mike Richards is a hockey player for the Philadelphia Flyers.

If it were true, luke would get his *ss handedf to him

Night creatures call and the dead start

+1

Seriously... How do these things happen? 5!

Look theres a man in the m00n!

Wow, that's all I can hear now. What's the actual line?

Fived for an awesome Dew Army site.

I like to be a drag queen.

Best DEW YTMND I've seen in ages!

lol

Anyone who downvotes this doesn't 'get' ytmnd

+4

wow win!

bipolar: having two poles ... a cell or spore, at the two ends ... a processing technology for making discrete transistors and linear integrated circuits ... a semiconductor device that uses both holes and electrons for conduction simultaneously ... an international system in which there are two dominant nation-states ... a signal range that includes both positive and negative values (for example, -5 V to +5 V) ... Vanilla Ice's fifth album which consists of a heavy metal half and a rap half.

HE'S A N*GG*R. A N*GG*R LOOK THERE IS A N*GG*R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+1

lawl

Great catch

4

it sounds more like "mike richard's CALLING the death star"

-1

haha, I don't think I'll ever listen to thriller in the same way again.

I don't understand it, so here's a 5.

The pure beauty of the image I mean.

F*ck, I can't unhear it!

DEW

The chair is not my son

DEW!

& why the f*ck didn't people like my "Hitler take me through the Alps I won't be complaining"!?

5 for Michael Jackson

I likied it when he bashed those yard monkies aka n*gg*rs when they couldn't act like human beings and resorted to their primate tendancies. The best n*gg*r is a dead n*gg*r.

+1

posting on epic ytmnd

fifty years ago in the first death star he was hanging upside down. for the newer model they put him rightwise. 5 for good catch.

I had to go listen to this song in its entirety to find that part. And then I lol'd again

Nice loop

I love alternate lyrics.

Best DEW EVAH

YESSS

that's f*cking funny

his career is coming back now.

+1

tey uber awesome11!!!!!

I heard the loop and couldn't believe that was an actual clip from "Thriller." It's just so perfect!

You SURE it's not a small moon?

its a niggga nigggga night!!

LOL

Whatcha gonna do brother??!

Lol

Let me aks you somethin.

yep

Muslim women like... Mike Richards

-2

i'll never sing this song the same way again

Dew not want...

-1

I have to 5 this.

Do his feet remind anyone else of Crimson feet? you know, those zombies in resident evil that would come back if you didnt burn the damn bodies... his feet are all like red and meaty... wicked creepy-like.

Nobody help Kramer. He'll just get racist again. :O

I'm not a rebel... that's what's so insane about this...

Wow. That surprisingly fits almost perfectly.

Best DEW in a long time.

Brilliant

5 cause it's a Mike Richards ytmnd that doesn't call him racist.

That's good.

LEt hixm outx! CUM

that's all i hear when i listen to the song anymore :)

XD

This is brilliant

+1

what... the... f u c k IS HE ACTUALLLLLY SAYYING?!?!?!?!??!?!!??!?1/1/1/1

"Night creatures calling, the dead start" to walk in their masquerade

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