royal

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Lol, gays.

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im not gay i just like mansex

+24

I'm not gay but my boyfriend is.

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So all this time men sticking dicks in each other wasn't gay it was just being friendly?

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This isn't gay sex. Ok. This sex between men who want to have sex with other men. This is manf*cking. MANf*cking is MANLY and MASCULINE because it has the words "man" and "f*cking" in it. It's about dominance and violence and strength and like wolves establishing who the alpha male is. Only Republicans can manf*ck , Democrats are too wussy for it, those guys are all homos.

+67

Oh! So THAT'S the difference. At least it's cleared up now.

+7

///ITS NOT GAY UNLESS THE BALLS TOUCH\

+8

yeah and my thing wasn't beastyality it was just sex for men who want to have sex with hamsters

+4

Apparently not very well endowed men. Or else the Hamster is just a hole.

-1

My sex with other men is not gay. It has never been gay.

+76

:(

+6

thanks for the delineation.

+6

It's experimentation

+3

haha

+2

awesome

+2

I bet Larry Craig like riding spinners.

+39

I'd like to say gross but I fav'd that site so I can suprise myself after I designate that as my homepage after whacking off to Jerry Seinfeld in a bathroom stall while having sex with my bro LC.

+1

You heard it first at MSNBC Larry Craig is not gay but likes having sex with men.

+28

And they probably didn't call him on it. God in heaven.

+8

tap feet

+1

oh no he didnt xD

+2

Oh yeah just cuz two men had sex with each other that doesn't make them gay.

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That's the joke.

+27

No sh*t... I was joking in agreeing with him. -_-

+2

mcearlgrey just got Tehmanwit'd

+6

mcearlgrey just got 11yearold'd

Actually it seems quite the opposite.

+1

Those republicans are artisans of euphamism.

+7

Clinton didn't leave us with a plan to deal with terrorism like he said, he just left us with a set of ideas and information dealing with the issue. Totally different -Condi rice (paraphrased)

+5

As we speak, hundreds of lawyers are hard at work developing a textbook definition for "gay," since the American people have trouble figuring out super complicated things like that, not to mention "sexual relations" back in the 90s

+12

So I guess the balls aren't touching.

+49

No idea where you got that but I've heard it as well... hektik?

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its not is it

-2

Yet another reason why I hold politicians below the rungs of *ss hair and hemmeroids.

+4

Senator Craig does, too.

+17

^lol, reply made of win

+1

I legitmately wonder if you looped that or not. lmao

+1

It's not gay unless they make eye contact.

+19

And one has to be holding a football.

+11

and there is no touching with the palms.

+2

or if you're on top

+2

its only gay if you have a boner

+2

and leather suspenders aren't involved

oh yea it's the same thing like when i shoot some one in the face im not actully shooting him in the face im just sending the bullet into is head.

+5

Needs text and it's only gay if balls touch.

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^haha, yes!

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You would be the female to know about that rule.

+6

I've touched my fair share of balls. So many, many balls. Some of which were still attached to living males.

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Castrating dead people?

+2

You’re gonna sit there and say that if a man deliberately inserts his penis into another mans anus, it’s not gay unless the balls touch?

+3

When having sex with another male it is commonly accepted as not gay even if the balls touch as long as a) You're highly intoxicated. b) You don't give him a reacharound. c) He's got a purdy mouth.

+6

total f*g

+2

you know not every thing needs text only stupid white people need text for every thing and then because they feel like they need to say something all the say is lol and that is gay

+2

Last year, wesniles said "total f*g," and I thought, "queer bitch." I chuckled to myself then stifled it because I was alone and no one would share this.

-1

Ok, all cleared up....

+1

This isn't gay 5

+1

He could be talking about DP, I guess. Technically that's having sex "with" another man. And case closed. Republicans = 1, Liberal Media = 0.

+14

oh really?

+1

UR ONLY A FAYGIT IF YA KISS 'EM GOODBYE AFTER

+2

Good to know this.

+1

This isn't gay sex, okay.This is sex between men who want to have sex with other men.

-1

O RLY?

+2

Orally.

+9

O'Reilly!

+1

He's not a gay, that's what's so insain about this!

+11

that thought had crossed my mind.... michael richards of the gay world.........

your can suck, you can suck... its a F*ggot!!!

+3

^ best comment award

LOL TEXAGGIE I JUST DOWNVOATED ALL YOR SITES

+1

Everyone hates texaggie!

if hes having sex with men hes a f*cking f*g

o, ok that makes sense....-_-

+1

Gay people don't exist. Only buddies helping each other out during lonely times.

+5

when a man loves...another man....he must express his feelings...but hes not gay or anything of course not.

+2

Fox News: Lost all credibility since conception......CNN: Lost all credibility during Anna Nicole Smith.......MSNBC: Lost all credibility during Larry Craig Scandal...........in conclusion, f*ck USA media, watch BBC

+6

And have to put up with crap like "Footballers' Wives". Hell no.

+9

Actually, the best place to get the news is the Daily show, and Colbert report

+8

"...the best place to get the news is the Daily show, and Colbert report." QFT

+4

"BBC: lost all credibility since Britain became a nation." 8===================(:)

-2

I agree with this.

BWAHAHAHA! What do you call that?!

+1

It's okay, he called "no homo" right before. It cancels out the gay.

+13

Triple stamped it, no erasies.

+9

you cant triple stamp a double stamp, you can't triple stamp a double stamp!

NSFW? F*ck you.

+3

he's talking about man-rape you f*cking morons

-7

oh my god, maybe you should try to make sure you understand what a site is about instead of making a baseless guess before commenting. It's people like you who make the assumption that demolished buildings all fall from top to bottom and use said assumption as conclusive proof that the government knocked down the twin towers.

+1

Shame on you press. Tryin' to catch Senator Craig ridin' dirty.

+3

Of all the actually well made sites popping up tonight, why the hell is this rip direct from TV (which means you could just go watch it on TV, duh) at the top of Up & Coming?!

Because we can watch it whenever we want this way.

well i voted cos of the lol at the end of the loop.

+2

Overrated, yes, but in Britain I don't get this kind of stupidity in the news to laugh at, so 5.

+1

i love the news.

+1

it's only gay if you cuddle

+1

LOL you gotta be f*cking kidding me!? Youtubed?

+1

Larry Craig: I did not have sexual relations with any woman, seriously.

+9

this comment is win

+2

haahhahahahaahahhaahhhahha

+2

I heard a lol in the background, right at the end.

+1

Now that you mention it, it's deafening.

+1

OMG I heard it too, how did I miss it the 1st time?

I died laughing.

+2

lol, republicans

+4

i'm sorry buy man on man action is gay....maybe he was looking for the term homosexuality....who the f*ck knows....btw who left this sh*thead on msnbc anyways....

+1

It's not gay if you don't cum inside him. *the more you know*

-2

It's not gay as long as the balls don't touch.

+3

Thanks for making that clear

+3

He sits on a throne of lies.

+5

Man - on - man sex doesn't equal gay sex.

+1

Wow. Just... wow.

+1

LO L

+1

...what?

+1

interesting distinction.

+1

Its not gay if you think about women while doing it.

+2

bearded women included

+5

Rosie O'Donnell excluded

+5

the giggle tells all

+1

or as we call it on the streets "gay sex"

+2

Sounds like somebody is in the closet...

+1

....whaat?

+1

*head explodes*

+1

*into a mans anus*

+4

Glad he cleared that up. For a minute there I thought Craig was actually gay.

+2

lol

"I just want to clarify this isn't gay sex. This is men wanting to have sex with other men." At last, someone who understands the difference between men f*cking men, and gay sex. For a belt way boy he's pretty smart, and I bet he's got an ivy league education too.

Wha?!

-2

Hey, can we get a citation? When was this broadcast, and on who's airtime, and on who's show? I'm going to write a story on this.

-1

I'm not a homosexual, that's what's so insane about this.

He's not gay, he just occasionally has sex with men to prove to himself that he doesn't like it.

That's not a laughing matter. I did that and to my chagrin realized I did. It was apart of my coming out process: "I'll prove to myself I'm not gay, I'll go have sex with a guy and hate it." Well, I loved it. So yeah I'm gay.

+1

Apparently the guy's name is William Leap, an anthropology professor at American University, www.american.edu. His reasoning is based on behavior of a quite a few heterosexual men who engage in homosexual activity, however the fallacy is in his use of the term "gay sex." Citing Kinsey's Continuum of Homosexual Behavior, gay sex is gay sex, whether you're straight or not. You may not be gay, but gay sex is still ... gay sex.

+1

An update, the YouTube video of this has been pulled due to a "terms of use violation". ROFL!! We don't want professors making idiots of themselves online, do we?

+2

C'mon, help me out. I need a formal citation on this, and the only thing I'm missing is a broadcast date. You guys need to be more thorough when you post these. They've completely squashed it, and since YouTube yanked the video... grrr...

+1

Manbuttsecks is not gay apparently.

Having sex with another man does not make you gay... if your balls touch while you are having sex with other men... THAT makes you gay.

some would even say he's a naughty nasty boy

+1

wut

Gay = likes to have sex with members of the same sex.... did I miss something here?

+1

Well, "gay" is a little more complex than that. Its an identity, not necessarily a sexual orientation, so it is legitimate for someone to fool around with members of the same sex and consider themselves straight. The problem with William Leap's statement is the use of "gay" to describe the act of homosexual behavior itself. Gay sex is still gay sex, LOL. "Gay sex" and "gay" are two different things, but when he says men f*cking men isn't gay sex, he's way off base. Its still very gay LAWL!

+3

erm

Errrrr.. Wait what?

+1

LOL...what a f*cktard.

i agree, balls aint touching so its just mansecks

+1

Indeed. Now let us commence the man-love.

+2

so man on man isn't gay. welcome to bizarro world folks, right is wrong, up is down

+1

I'm not gay, I just like anal sex. With people of my gender.

+1

...which is still gay sex.

+2

This is gay

-1

NO YOU'RE GAY!

+1

WHAT THE F*CK

+1

You've got to be a f*cking retard to be a republican.

Maybe in Idaho "gay" still means happy. Therefore he was not looking for happy sex?

+2

Idaho? Was he creative with Potatoes?

It's not gay if you say "no homo", of course. Apparently, that's what Larry Craig did.

+1

Whew I'm glad he cleared that up cuz I was thinking they were talking about GAY SEX!

+1

larry craig "its only gay if your receiving"

+1

HA. Idiot...

+1

This is worthless, please end your life...

-7

^ Craig's butt baby by any chance?

+3

Whats he trying to Hide/Justify?

+1

This is priceless.

+1

BLACK PEOPLE LOL

First of all, the question didn't even mention anything about "gay" sex

+1

It's like a special handshake.

+1

I had Straight sex with 2 men last ngiht

+3

lmao....

HOLE BY THURSDAY INTO UTAH MINE

+2

So i herd so liek gay sex.

+1

So i herd you liek gay sex.* lol, typo.

+1

you are obviously taking this out of context, everyone knows for a fact that men who have sex with other men are not gay, men who have floppy wrists and have a lisp are the gay ones.

+4

I don't have a lisp :(

Must be because all the guys you bannged called "no homo".

no, you're the only one who said that, the rest said "lets roleplay that I'm skfyre"

Aha! Caught you! If they were roleplaying as me they would have said "no homo"! Thus it cancels out the gay. See? Logic.

Can't you people see!? This has Jew frame-up written all over it!

-1

lol wtf

some one start a combo

wherre's his mom

5 for the lol at the end

Dumber than dirt...

O RLY?

lol, wut??

lawl

Epic doubletalk.

+1

5 for gay paradox

Oh good....For a second there I thought I was gay.

+1

roflmao great catch, serutan!

It's not gay unless you push back.

sex between men who want to have sex with other men who want to have sex between men who want to have sex with other men who want to have sex between men who want to have sex with other men who want to have sex between men who want to have sex between men who want to have sex with other men who want to have sex between men who want to have sex with other men who want to have sex between men who want to have sex with other men who want to have sex between men who want to have sex between men who want to have

i f*cking love this one. A+ spin team, top shelf work all around.

I don't know which is worse - the answer or the question.

Absolutely Amazing.

Meh. I saw this on some late night show already.

Jay Leno

WHAT YOU SAY?!

C'mon people, get a grip. Senator Craig is not gay. He just likes to have sex with men because his wife doesn't have a penis.

+1

F*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g f*g

+1

So...by this logic would it be ok to Larry Craig for two men who want to have sex with other men to marry? I mean, it's not like they're gay, because that would just be wrong.

Sometimes I wish I could push some of my fellow Americans into lava.

+1

THIS ISN'T LESBIAN SEX. It's just sex between women who want to have sex with other women.

two men who want to have sex with each other isnt gay sex? what? XD

I'M NOT GAY... I just like screwing guys.

+1

Now I'm really confused...

This is sex between men...who want gay sex.

I quote someone I know "It's not gay if you don't enjoy it"

roflcopter

It's not riding spinnaz. It's driving a vehicle that has had spinning rims installed in the place of hubcaps.

Why can't I add this to my favorites?

Obviously, you can.

+1

Good thing he cleared that up!

Sounds like gay sex to me, lol

great