my money's on the robots

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$20.00 says it's mass insanity.

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but if we all go insane, doesn't that mean that no one is?

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I'll sponsor this site if it's robots.

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Or "God".

no.....

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Or the deletion of the Dr-L337 account.

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1'd for the last one not being nedm

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WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN THE YEAR 2000

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Though well made, I honestly don't care. So what? We all gotta die sometime.

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Best YTMND ever...I was though, expecting NEDM as one of the causes D:

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My money is on that solar flare thing....(Harry Carry Impression) "MY FAVORITE PLANET IS THE SUN...ITS LIKE THE KING OF PLANETS....ONCE THAT THING GOES OUT WE'RE A GONNER"

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I hate you for making me read.

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Snape: YOU RISKED THE EXPOSURE OF OUR WORLD! NOT TO MENTION THE DAMAGE YOU INFLICTED UPON A WHOMPING WILLOW THAT HAS BEEN ON THESE GROUNDS SINCE BEFORE YOU WERE BORN!!!

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Mass Hysteria ftw

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Wow the future is looking pretty bleak *slits wrists*

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!

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im not even going to view this site, I've heard it all before about how we're all going to die despite life existing for so long without even a hint of its destruction. however when the world ends it'll be the jews' fault

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the best jew kike is a dead jew kike. Its was right lets finish the job started in 1939

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MANBEARPIG IS REAL, IM SUPER CEREAL.

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You forgot global worming.

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2012 - lawl. It's God's third Punk'd skit, following Y2K and 6/6/06... Course, by the time "Mass Insanity" comes around, everything will be global-virtualization, and whenever they commit suicide they'll simply respawn at the last checkpoint.

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Can you slow the gif down, I can't read it.

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In after retard

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"Self aware" robots is the biggest crock of sh*t that Hollywood's ever created, and I'm surprised Discovery Magazine would actually fall for it. A bunch of algorithms don't create consciousness.

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Sound. (picture.) Text. Blah blah blah blah blah. Not a f*ggy long film.

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serious ytmnd is serious

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its robots..... thats why Vinnywaepons never comes on any more, the robots just forced him to say all of that stuff about escaping

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I like this one better... I have a vision of a utopia. Though we get more intelligent everyday our intelligence is slowly killing us. In my opinion it would be best if we didn't have the use of advance technology and started using stones, rocks, and wood. Though there would be no internet we would survive longer. Think of it this way.. we wouldn't have the technology to make our medicine but we would be looking at the greater picture which is saving this earth even if it is couple more years.

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WuLfXV, you are making mass insanity happen as you type.

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It happens my friend... it happens

I say we all go aboard a yellow space submarine and go chilling amongst the stars. Who's with me?

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Correct citations please. Stolen. http://www.exitmundi.nl/exitmundi.htm

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It credits that site at the end, Semper1337.

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THE WORLD IS GOING TO ENG ON 06.06.06 =(

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What will happen when we all forget polend? Oh yea, that's right. We'll all get 1'd.

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NEDM should be the end of the world. Cats are gonna be the dominant species anyways

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May God help us all, or kill us all. Wait? I'm confused.

mass insanity is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. what about mass autism? retarded slideshow, MAKE YOUR OWN SH*T. KEEP THE MAGAZINE ARTICLES IN THE MAGAZINES.

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To start, i think these kinds of YTMND's are awesome. To those who 1'd for not being funny, go die in a hole. If you wanna be a unphilosophical retard who doesn't know a dam thing, go ahead. Personally if its ENTERTAINING, it ought to get some credit. --- My money is on nuclear warfare, though im a philosophical person and think the other ones are plausible, i would say in the political age we are in now. All it takes is a hairpin trigger. You might combat this idea by saying we have missile defense systems

unfortunately, our missile defense system are not perfected, and they are also not meant for about 10000 missiles at the same time. So in theory, a massive nuclear war could end us all.

I also think that we will probably find a way around all of this. The human race has survived all sorts of unlivable circumstances during their evolution to this point. So what says we won't keep accelerating? In like 50-80 years, we will probably be outside the galaxy. As you guys may already know, technology is accelerating exponentially. So we will be doing amazing things in a short amount of time over the next couple decades (conceivably). Nonetheless, i like all the ones that happen over long periods.

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Not funny. 1.

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What about the human race evolving into a more advanced species?

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I think you need to re-evaluate the term "Evolve" before we discuss this point. The fact that Humans continually find cures for diseases and ways to avoid death at all costs is slowly eliminating the possibility of refining the human species or "Evolving" in any way.

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STFU WASP, THIS ISN'T A WHEATSTONE YTMND.

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Did I ever tell you how much I love you shoover?

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There's the GATTACA scenario where we do l33t gene-haxx and our children all become disease-resistant, super strong ubergeniuses.

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Gattaca is an awesome movie

+2

Jude Law is gay.

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I'll help the human race evolve by getting my genes out there. BABIES! I'll have SO many babies -- FOUR HUNDRED BABIES. I'll feed my babies Shockolate and make them run ABNORMALLY FAST.

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SPORTS. AHHH! You'll be good at them!

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THEY'LL RUN LIkE KENYANS

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xXWaspXx: evolution hasn't stopped you nitwit. even with all the technology and scientific advances we still find evidence that the human cranial shape will keep evolving over time because a very important bone in our skulls hasn't stopped changing since the first apes started walking upright.

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Don't gamble with your energy! SNAAAAAKE EYEEEEEES

Our only hope is to become one giant entity, devoid of any body.

That doesn't happen until 2015 man.

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Ever read Blood Music?

NGE?

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wut about what the movie AKIRA was about

"wut about what"? Did you run out of stupid partway through the sentence?

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That's correct grammar that I used.

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We must ascend!

I enjoyed that, well done. :) Probably not the sort of thing you should watch just before bed, though.

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I personally would like to welcome our new robot overlords!

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very well done!

Have super volcano but not a core shift? Tragic, thats more likely to happen than any of the other things.

You're like the guy on the corner with "THE END IS NEAR", except you clearly went to college.

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longest ytmnd I ever watched, thanks chief

I found a good new post?

I fell asleep after the Nukes. SlowTMND

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Not everyone here can read at a millionth-grade level.

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i can

FFXII. Youd like the movie The Quiet Earth. Pretty much, man taps into an energy field surrounding the Earth, which crashes the dimension we live in, causing every human being on Earth to disappear... EXCEPT FOR ONE! WHY IS THIS?!? WHY IS HE STILL THERE?!? Watch it.

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He is there for thematic purposes.

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advertmnd

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Advertise me now, dog.

Awesome, thank you. All I would say is correct the spelling of "apocalypse"/"apocalyptic"

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I was worried I got that wrong... I suppose I can go into Photoshop and change it later on, thanks for pointing that out.

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Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Some of the ways the Earth could end went by too far before I could read it, but I think I got the gist of em. I don't wanna watch it again to catch it cuz this thing is so long XD. GJ tho man. As for the Mass Insanity/Suicide ones does that mean that we all might go emo? Or are emos the first examples of these insane people?

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you forgot downvoters

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YOU FORGET APOLENDACALEPSE

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You forgot to take the mail in.

I watched the whole thing. Where's my cookie?

Some say the end is near Some say we'll see armageddon soon Certainly hope we will... I sure could use a vacation from this... Stupid sh*t!

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I have a suggestion to keep you all occupied...

This comment wins

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Well apparently I read very fast. However, I think society will be its own demise. In the world we live in today everything is wrong, bad or dangerous for some reason or another. People won't help broken down motorists because it could be a scam. No matter what you eat or drink it is unhealthy for you in some way. Sex is evil. Racism. Sexism. Religion helps the government and the government helps religion. In one way or another they want to deny you human instincts.

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As time goes on with the changes in society, morals and what is acceptable instead of evolving and innovating we will be blinded by fear of every little thing and be unable to cope with any new concept or way of thinking. Reverse evolution. Do yourselves a favor and raise your kids to think and ask questions. Before the world becomes to dumb and afraid to think or question.

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Do humanity a favor and don't let idiots have kids. Think what selective breeding could do. I mean, look at marijuana. It's potency have increased many times over due to planned breeding.

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That was what the whole idea of eugenics was about -- sterilizing mental deficients and so forth to prevent the human genome from degrading. Of course, to exert that kind of control over the population requires totalitarianism and a complete flouting of human rights.

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Not necessarly. It is also possible to establish breeding programs for people with "superior" genes to increase their reproduction and thus to create a separate human gene pool, "clean" from all influence considered negative. As soon as the current state of civilisation ends (which will most likely happen sooner or later), natural selection will do the rest (if you believe in it ;-)

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Hmmmm I too watched idiocracy and agree with your opinions, ideas and theories. I would subscribe to your newsletter.

tl;dr

Hitlers problems was that he believed that one race was superior to the others. diversity is one of the most important parts of evolution.

I'm not saying we should kill all the stupid people, I just say take the warning labels off everything and let the problems solve themselves.