lol, f*gz

-1

Let's make clear that this isn't gay sex okay, this is sex between men who want to have sex with other men.

+154

nasty boyz

+8

aww. somebody loves craterface.

+1

I'm going to be honest with you.

+3

I just saved 15 percent on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

-2

what were you doing?? someone please make a ytmnd...

That smells like pure gasoline.

+1

You know this is illegal you know?

I can break these cuffs.

This is awesome. I've always thought that "What were you doing?" line had potential.

+3

You're not the only one! I always laughed at that part because its weird

-3

5 for Foreigner.

+5

Genuienly arousing.

+2

I have a hard on.

+3

what were you doing?

+2

That was so hot even my balls are erect

+9

wow thats pretty gay

+1

thats pretty wow

+1

WoW <--- Thats pretty gay

+6

Wanna know something gayer? Two guys f*cking each other.

+3

Try 3.

-1

You got the idea from Rifftrax didn't you, DIDN'T YOU! 5

+6

oh noes! you outed me!

+4

more like agent smith is outted

+12

outted the closet.

+13

Best comment combo EVER.

+4

Mr. Smith loves his bald headed ho

+8

Bald is beautiful.

+2

I thought he was gonna kiss his head for good luck.

+1

5'dddddddddddddddddddddd

+1

Agent Smith wants to get "out of the closet" more than he wants to get out of the Matrix. It's the homoerotic desires that drive him, not the smell.

+4

Nice work.

+1

lol win

+1

Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much.

+2

NO! hehe no no.... Come on let me here you say it...

+1

What were you doing?

This is a funny site, but I'm so sick of seeing sites based on The Matrix.

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More minuses please. I'm one of the few people who openly hated The Matrix.

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I hate the sequels. There is nothing wrong with hating something, it is just kind of sad that you are judging this based on how much you liked the movie and not by the quality of the ytmnd. Good ytmnds are made from awful movies all the time.

+26

Case in point, this one: yourethemannowdog.ytmnd.com

+24

No vote does not equal downvote, people. I said this site was funny, I'm just sick of seeing people go to The Matrix for YTMND fodder. It's been played out like Fourest and his Willy Wonka sites. I only mentioned I hated the movie to see how many negative votes I can get.

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I'm with you in Matrix hate, hank. In fact I absolutely loathe that movie. But this is a good ytmnd.

+3

Although I guess you said that, so whatever.

+1

Hahaha TMM's comment is gold

+3

I hated the Matrix after the first one but I can't stop loving Foreigner.

+3

Hank's bottom line is that sites based on certain movies have become unoriginal and therefore dry. I think it's very possible to breathe new life into old concepts, however- this site has demonstrated that

+3

I don't think everyone downvoted your comments because you hate the matrix, but because they disagreed with your logic. Your reason for not voting a higher rating than nothing was due to your dislike for the movie, and that had nothing to do with the site's quality or enjoyment. Ratings are there to judge sites, not the movies they are based on.

+1

Wisdumcube, what did I say? "This is a funny site, but I'm so sick of seeing sites based on The Matrix." I'm not judging this because I didn't like the movie. I said this site was funny. If I voted I would give it a three precisely because of how often The Matrix is used for YTMND fodder not because I hated the movie. I feel the same way about Brian Peppers, The King, Mullet Man, Office Space, and Willy Wonka to name a few.

ThisIsObviouslyAnAlt hit it on the head, certain movies, and even characters, have become unoriginal and stale. I don't even stick with the same concepts or material for long because I don't want to be stale and unpredictable. Sheesh, I can't win with you people. Pretend I didn't say the second comment, then what would you think? I only said it because within the five minutes my first comment had a -7 and I wanted to add fuel to the fire.

HANK THE RAPIST LAWL NOT REALLY BUT THATS WHAT I ALWAYS THINK WHEN I SEE YOUR NAME LAWL

+1

Well, judging by your comment's score people simply disagree with you and your opinion. Quit complaining.

-2

Sorry hank, this whole thing did get carried away, and I shouldn't have added to fire. I suppose that by refraining from voting you are not judging the site directly, even if the movie itself was the cause for such abstinence.

Coldstone, I'm not even talking about that. Lately AndySavage, Shoover and now wisdumcube have been going around and trying to tell me how my opinion on a site they like is wrong. They then try to twist and mis-intrepret everything I said to prove me wrong. Case in point: Wisdumcube thinks by me not voting on this site is somehow giving it a low rating and he thinks I should give it a higher rating. When in fact, ratings are based on people who vote, not people who don't vote. He can't seperate the two.

He also seems to think that I hate this site because I don't like The Matrix. He ignored the fact that I said this site was funny. What I've been trying to say is i'm sick of seeing sites based on The Matrix, which I find to be an easy and overdone "goto" movie on YTMND. I have given Matrix sites good votes before. In the end while I chuckled a little at the site but at the same time I don't find it to be anything special. It didn't move me to vote one way or the other (I only vote on half the sites I view)

(Now that I can respond again) Finally, I'm not complaining I'm explaining. Normally I don't even bother with discussion after the next day because I don't care that much. I don't care that people disagree with me or minus my comments. What I am sick of is this growing number of users who are trying to dispute everything I say by shoving words in my mouth or misrepresenting what I say so they can try to prove to me that my opinion on a site is wrong and I should change my views to agree with them.

q-q

-2

LOUD NOISES!!

Hank's opinion is sooooooo right. This has been overused as NEDM, Willy Wonka, Spanish Execution, 300TMND, and F00TD0CTOR.

-2

This is a site based on humorizing the notions anti-homosexual attitudes in the world and especially in America using The Matrix as source material. This site isn't based on The Matrix.

+1

I also openly hated The Matrix, although the second one was slightly better in my opinion.

I CAN TASTE YOUR STINK

+5

Well struck

+2

Yes, me. Me, me, me.

+3

Me, too!

+3

heh heh, nice

+1

-2

So simple editing, yet effective...

+4

Great edit!

Made me smile :)

-2

He wants to taste Morpheus' sweat

+2

5 for hilarity

-1

lol, gaids

+1

Didn't cite Foreigner :( -1

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It is in the description :) +1

+12

You can't cite it early or you give away the joke GAWD.

lol the matrix hahaha

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it seems a good number of the top rated are gay jokes.

+3

Does that make you uncomfortable?

+1

unfunny. good effort, though.

-3

5 for matrix. -1 cus' i vote 2 many 5's

+2

he wants to lick morpheus' giant facial craters

+11

you just raised the comedic value of this whole site

+4

whoa.

-1

=O

-2

I just the other day got inner internet sent by my staff .. at 10 o'clock in the mourning .. WHY?? Because it got all tangled up in the tubes!!!!™

-3

Wow, a gay joke with no punchline. 5 stars.

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Wow, a giant rotten blubbering vagina

+15

holy snap, a f*g!

-3

What were you doing?

thanks to ytmnd i can watch tour de france nor nascar because i keep seeing fads, and thanks to chris rock i can order salads at resturants

+1

FIRST PRINCIPLES CLARICE

+1

kekekeke

-3

ELLLLLLLLROND V

+1

5 for potential buttsecks

+1

GAYTRIXXX

+1

interracial!

+1

A F*CKING MAZING

+1

if i could give the site 20 stars....i'd do it

+1

so simple....so amazing

+1

Oh sh*t! It's Agent Smith! Avoid the AIDS, HE RUINS YOUR MOTHER F*CKING PIZZAS

+2

I don't wanna know what love is...

+2

It's about damned time!!

+1

good work, it loops at PRECISELY the right moment for maximum comedy

+1

totalley awesome!

+1

I wasn't gonna kiss him, I swear! ---- stolen form rifftrax

+1

http://www.rifftrax.com/cart.php?m=product_detail&p=36

+2

also, https://addons.update.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/190

+5

great addon! 5 stars to you!

+1

Agreed, just downloaded it!

lolololol! Gaytrix

yes

Epic man love.

wow very good edit, favd

pretty funny

You know, this scene is actually more compelling and intimate than all the scenes from this movie's sequels put together.

Old joke.

O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD

Cute.

LOL. I always imagined that when I saw that scene.

"What were you doing?" LMAO

it's only gay if you cuddle

I thought it was only gay if the balls touched.

or if you wipe your mouth

+1

lol

Instant Win!

Sweet

It's great when someone takes a sinister scene and turn it into somethign romantic.

GAYTMND

but I poop from there

+3

not right now you don't

+3

From his mouth?

+4

Yes. From his mouth.

+2

ha ha HA! excellent edit my friend

priceless

LOL that rocks

i'm surprised this was never done before.

This is like if WIN and PWN had children.

IM GOING TO BE HONEST WITH YOU I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME WHAT WERE YOU DOING???!?!?!?!?!?!?!

f*ggots and a N*gg*r lover!

-3

Mr Smith loves the mangina. I wish I could give this a six, it deserves it.

great site great sound great gif great movie! and it syncs.

5'd

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

rofl win?

How does an agent know what apples are?

I always felt that scene was awkward, but I never thought of YTMNDing it. Good call.

gaytmnd?

I got to see the Matrix a couple weeks ago on the big screen ILLEGULARLY!

-1

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

yo man, f*ck u coulod havbe done a bette jov. i mean my dick is bigger then this one....u really camlled it quitss LOL WTD LOLOL HORSEDICK@!

-2

This is pure win in so many levels.

man love -internets-cybersex..this ytmnd has got it all!

I'm Andrew Ryan and I'm here to ask you a question: Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? No, says the man in Washington. It belongs to the poor. No, says the man in the Vatican. It belongs to God. No, says the man in Moscow. It belongs to everyone. I rejected these answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible, I chose..... RAPTURE.

+1

Erm... Why the hell did you quote Bioshock in a YTMND that has absolutely nothing to do with Bioshock?

+1

IT'S CALLED ABSURDITY U DUMBASS! HOW COME U NEVER FACED THAT CONCEPT BROWSING YTMND, ARE U RETARDED OR SOMETHIN'?

its so simple yet so easily overlooked.

Needs GAYTMND logo

-2

agreed

-2

haha, dangly parts

I'm not sure what's more sad, the fact that this site exists or that people find it amusing...

-3

This is gold!

lol

New fad.

Wow this really isn't THAT good.

Mr. Smith demonstrates very well the importance of removing one's earpiece before engaging in the caressing of another man's head.

+1

AHAHAHAHA i missed the matrix fads

Guy love, That's all it is, Guy love, He's mine, I'm his, There's nothing gay about it in our eyes.

+2

Epic scrubs quote.

Best episode ever made.

PERFECT

I LOL'ed

Great

BROKEBACK MATRIX FTW! +5

lol, fps hilarity

What are you doing?! Hahaha

loooo

Richard Simmons fap material.

LOL.

Awesome. no homo

well done

ECKSDEE ECKSDEE ECKSDEE ECKSDEE ECKSDEE etc.

What were you doing?

NEEDS A CENSORED BONER

-2

I want you to show me.

lol

lol i always thought the same thing about what "he was doing" in this scene, gheys lulz!

Great work, man!

Best YTMND I've ever seen.

you stole my idea

its not gay if the balls dont touch

Clever! I love Matrix.

-1

5'd

+2

Haha! Rifftrax made a joke like that about that scene, too. Well done. :)

Apples

wow i didnt find this funny one bit

-2

yeah, alright, not even worth 4, how is this rated so high?

-2

I'll gladly rate you Tuesday for a comment today.

Ace.

-1

O_o Rough.

-1

You deserve 5 million stars for this!!!!! But alas, I can only give 5 and fav it!!

-1

ok?

+1

What were you doing?

+1

What were you doing?

I feel a tightness in my pants. I am confused and uncomfortable. Please hold me.

SURPRISE *SSH*LE!

I dun supposes it was ok.

Flawless. Victory.

I really think the content of YTMND has taken a downturn. But this renews my faith.

*applause* *standing ovation* *mass stampede*

+1

I feel a fanfic coming on.

+1

Ahaha

Ahliegetalut!

This is probably the best thing I've seen all day.

OMG, homosexuality. Very inappropriate, disgusting, and offensive. 5'd.

brilliant

hehe

lol, how cute

SUPERGENIUS!

Funniest site I've seen in a long time.

Bravo

gaytmnd

+1

Holy sh*t, 5 for Foreigner.

I'm going to be honest with you: You win the internets.

Slightly better than terrible.

+2

Dude, I almost spit out mah soda on this. Classico magnifico.

LOLOL SO FUNNY!!!

f*g

-1

beatifully taken out of context

total win.

LMFAO!

f*gzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!

I always confuse the agents in the original matrix, that aren't played by hugo weaving for conan o'brien

Most assuredly front page material.

Hahaha!

WHAT THE F*CK

I wanna know what lol is.

+3

I always thought that part was kind of fishy, but I just didn't know what to make of it. Amazing editing! 5/5

excellence

one of those when ur watching a movie and think "this would make a good ytmnd"......and it was

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