I'm Dane Cook BTW

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I'm Dane Cook BTW

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I DID MY BEST!

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I AM SPARTACUS

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DONT TAZE ME!

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yeah actually like dane cook... and it was a UF student. This is funny

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I AM SAM.

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only it wasn't dane cook. clever though.

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I AM IRON MAN

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it wasn't dane cook, trust me ive seen the video, nice try though

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^ I'm guessing you've not taken an AS Level Critical Thinking course or it's equivolent.

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I'm George Zimmer. I guarantee it.

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I'm Wilferd Brimley. And I have diabetus.

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I AM CAPTAIN KIRK!

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I'm ya Huckleberry.

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I'm Ron Burgundy?

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I'm hungry.

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I'm Edward R. Murrow. Goodnight and good luck.

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who the f*ck is dane cook?

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I'M THE SCATMAN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I AM DETECTIVE JOHN KIMBLE!

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I'm Brian Fellows!

I'm a Jew.

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I am Locutus of Borg.

I am the Iron Man.

I'm Batman

I, am an enchanter... there are some who call me: tim.

And this is 60 minutes

Those stories, and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 Minutes. POLEND

I'm too late

I AM BEOWULF!

Awesome

lmao dane cook

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DONT TASE ME BRO

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Don't you hate it when you're talking to John Kerry, then the f*cking cops come out of no where, and they f*cking TAZER YOU in the f*cking chest plate! Like, don't tazer my chest plate dude, I need it for holding my heart in. Then they f*cking arrest me. What is that about? It's like -- "Oh you have the right to remain silent." I have the right to remain silent, then stop asking me questions bro! F*cking Jeezits. I'm Dane Cook BTW.

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Only takes a minute to rejuvenate my taser; with my Taser Gator (Taser Gator)

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In after best comment.

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taser gator comment is way underrated.

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My wife's a bitch.

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Dat's what you get for forgetting Poland, Dane... wait a sec....

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Heh.

I logged in to 5 this.

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Not Dane Cook. There is a video of this happening and it's a student of that college.

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yeah it was dane cook he was talking about stovers french bread pizzas earlier in the clip

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DON'T TASE ME BRO!

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CHRIST CHEX LOLOLOL

did this really happen?

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yeah bro

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is there a video somewhere?

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the video is further down cited by Azareil, and no it's not Dane Cook.

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simplegreen21, you just fell for the trap.

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Dane Cook being tazored? ... we can only dream, man.. we can only dream.

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He gets smacking in the face with a shovel and killed in Mr. Brooks. Oh yeah, spoilers.

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Not a problem. Nobody saw that movie anyway.

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Mr Brooks was a movie... i thought it was a new article

Someone make a YTMND where he asks Carry why he forgot Polend

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*Poland

*Polend

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*Poland

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c-c-c-combo breaker.

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c-c-c-combo restarter.

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*Polend

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lmao

*Carry

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stapler

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*Business end of a pole

lol lets 5 father mckenzie lol

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5

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaiWCS10C5s&mode=related&search= Kerpwned

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Proof. goddamn. Not Dane Cook.

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I see what Father-McKenzie did there >.>

Only Dane Cook would say "bro"

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gfcgc ghtx

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thats not dane cook

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that's what the skull & bones secret society wants you to believe

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i saw the video too , that aint him . they do sound alike tho , so i'll give you that much

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...but i'll gladly give you a 5 if the next time dane cook is doing a show in your area you hop up on stage and shock him , remember to get pitcures or video tho .

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I was going to give this a 1 but "that's what the skull & bones secret society wants you to believe" made me laugh

I wish the police really would do the world a favor and tazer this man.

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and raid Mind of Mencia...

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im going to make 500 alt accounts to upvote this reply. Mind of mencia is such crap.

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This isnt dane cook, retard.

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HAHAHA what a little bitch...just like all of the lefty fanatics....typical little bitch.

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I nearly lol'd - woulda 5*d if I luldd sorree

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-2 for getting my hopes up.

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The premise of "That guy sounded a little like Dane Cook" isn't that strong, but the inevitable slew of oblivious people saying "That's not Dane Cook!" more than made up for that.

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The voice is similar for sure. I think it's f*cked up that he got tasered for asking questions.

Yeah, not Dane Cook at all. Not funny either.

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long and boring.

hey thats hilarious dane cook lawlzorz pwn3d

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJXzohdF-MA

god I hate Dannie Cookies

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I hate Dannie Cookies when he gets political

Especially when it's not him

lolz dont taze me man. Anyway does kind of show you though that if you bring up crap about the secret socities you either get your *ss arrested or they make you look like a crazy person.

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All it is is a college fraternity. The "secrets" are stupid handshakes and secret words and gay crap like that. Thats all it is. The only reason S&B doesn't have greek letters is that at the time it was formed there was a huge backlash to hazing that was going on in greek college societies. S&B gets alot of attention because there only at one college and have had lots of successful members.

Don't haze me, bro!

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Don't phaze me, bro!

DONT TASE ME BRO

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What the f*ck, lol

wow i saw the actual video yesterday and was amazed at how stupid american police are, that guy should sue the police no questions asked, btw that is not dane cook

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in soviet america, if people annoy you, you silence them, instead of arguing.

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Man the Zionist puppet masters just don't like people going around asking questions about skull & bones, i thought everybody knew that.

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The fact that every one knows something about some "secret" society means that secret society failed hard at being secret

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I WISH it were Dane Cook...

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