yeah, it's a pretty quiet neighborhood

+4

Was anyone worried about the mental state of Russia and the reconstruction of their civilization? Nah screw it! Back to Lazytown!

+4

Man that car has alot of horsepower. HaHa... Ouch... :(

+15

^ Russia just got Joe Dimmagiowned.

-6

Chernobyl is in Ukraine. Although it DID happen during the USSR, it was never a part of Russia(only part of the USSR).

+3

I DO UKRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIINNNE

+5

in soviet russia, life kills you

-2

in soviet Russia, this joke wouldn't make any sense

+5

I swear this would be the US or Canada if YTMNDers came to power.

+6

Takra, I'm afraid to say, it would be MUCH worse...

+2

That chick layin in the garbage is sexy

+3

Garbage sun tanning ftw.

Hahaha omfg I <3 Russia

-1

5 for chernobyl.

+2

Ukraine'd!

+1

LOLZ!

-3

Some of those were obviously photoshopped, but whatever. +4

-1

Secret commie fourest?

pixels, my time, etc.

-2

That is the rock and roll version of the RUSSIAN anthem, not the Soviet Anthem. Both anthems used the same tune, but the words are changed. Also 1 for in Soviet Russia sites fjehgjeg

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in soviet russia you still get a + 1 :)

+18

In Soviet Russia, Upvote is Downvote!

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In Soviet Russia, someone gives a sh*t about the lyrics!

+10

in Soviet Russia, fourest is a king!

+9

Secret commie fourest?

+2

IN JAMAICA WE HAVE A BOBLSED TEAM

+5

I definitely had to watch that a few times through to really get it...awesome.

-3

5 for hidden horsedick

+2

I really do have donkey dick pic but I didn't add it LOL http://img69.imageshack.us/my.php?image=050920115046bigfp3.jpg

No way that was photoshoped! a white horse with a bright pink c*ck?

Dammit, I hate it when people double park their MiG fighters...

+26

What a balcony! I'd hate to be tending that flower pot when the train rolls by!

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lol, MiG-21... Also, hawt swamp tanning babe.

-1

that car was pretty hawt

+1

too funny

Oh my, the music is awesome. Who's it by, does anyone have a link to the full version?

Yay, found it on YouTube - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pavbnb9rD6Y

http://folk.ntnu.no/makarov/temporary_url_20070929kldcg/anthem-russia-2000-lubeh-rasseya_2005.mp3

http://www.hymn.ru/index-en.html , search for rock style

+1

Thanks for the MP3 version polymorph. Been listening to other songs by the same band (some sites call them Lubeh, some call them Lube, ha), but they're not as cool as this track

family guy sucks

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The "In Soviet Russia..." jokes arent from Family Guy, kiddo. From a Russian comedian in the 80s named Yakov Smirnov.

+16

His humor lives on in the burgeoning metropolis of Branson, Missouri

+6

towelie i dont think hes referring to the origin of the joke. He's just expressing a very valid point.

+1

More like a very irrelevant point, amirite?

+4

Conine gets me. I'm sure you feel clever for Wikipedia-ing "Yakov Smirnoff." And since when are ytmnd comments (or ytmnd itself) supposed to be relevant?

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http://youf*ckingnoob.com/ <- actual site

lol, sunbathing with garbage

I'd still hit it. Even if it was buried in the garbage. No, seriously.

What a charming nation.

Very funny pictures. because i hate this f*g in the other fad i give you five.

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Obvioulsy some are photoshop. Nice job looking on Google, buddy.

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Obviously, they are not photoshop but photoshopped. PAST TENSE BITCH!

+4

M-M-M-MONSTER KILL

+4

Russia looks like the place where the party doesnt stop 24/7

+4

7/24 in Soviet Russia

+9

awsome!

Flickr

Cold war ended to soon. WE MISS YOU MOTHER RUSSIA

+5

5d for the f*cking MiG-21!

Are you sure that isn't Kasihkstan?

THAT JET FIGHTER IS WAY TOO SMALL

I have one from an old ytmnd of mine you can add to this if you want. http://russiabear.ytmnd.com/

crazy russians

wow, russia totally sucks balls

The cops were awesome

+4

would make me want to come to work haha

+3

Lol, Chernobyl.

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On YTMND, compilations of images stolen from other sites present in sh*tty slideshow format you!

+1

That didn't even make sense

-1

TRANSLATION: This site sucks

+1

It made perfect sense. It just outlasted your attention span.

+8

present in sh*tty slideshow format you? what the f*ck is that? you mangled a soviet russia so badly that soviet russia doesn't even expan this grammar mangling

Mangled or not, my sentence took more effort than the site itself and probably generated more laughs.

they looked shopped plus its just some site

+3

Russia - When white people don't care anymore.

+5

They love their vodka and McDonald's.

The happy meals now come with choice of toilet paper or bar of soap.

+3

Most times, the happy meals ARE toilet paper or a bar of soap.

+11

ugh, the level of cliche=s and horrid photoshops on this site is more than my bullsh*t-o-meter can handle.

-1

i'd do the garbage sunbather in an instant.

+4

In Soviet Russia, garbage sunbather instantly does you.

+6

f*cked up sh*t right there

In Soviet Russia, sh*t f*cks you!

I guess "Phase 1" was building an escalator and "Phase 2" was building a second floor.

+3

No No lemme fix that. Phase 1: Build Escalator Phase 2: Build 2nd Floor Phase 3: ??? Phase 4: PROFITS!!!

From what I've heard, there have been a lot of half-assed (re?)construction efforts in Russia that produce this sort of stuff.

lol, the escalators go into the ceiling and that deck is built over a railroad track. hopefully a train doesn't come and SMASH into it

"In Soviet Russia" is annoying enough on Slashdot. It's even more annoying here (nevermind that the FUNY PIX slideshow looks straight out a bad "Fwd: lol" email).

+4

They ain't takin' me

+1

wow... Russia is a funny place aparrently.

don't taze me bro

don't send me to gulag, bro !

+8

I like how you left the URLs in some of the images.

+2

In Soviet Russia, 5 votes you!

+1

It not the votes that count but those who count the votes -Stalin

+9

How did they not win the Cold War with that stuff?

+1

LOL SEeING A FUNNY PIKS IS FUNNE LOL SO I SHOLD MAKE A FUNY YMTD!

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O NOE SOMEON DONVOWTED A COMENT *3* tIMES u F*GETS!

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LOYAL TO MOTHER RUSSIA

In Soviet Russia, anthem rocks you!

I hope you have a high tolerance for polonium

The ladies call him boronhide. Rollin' into town with a lead-lined ride. Stops at the corner for the garbage chick, chillin' in the back, suckin' that d**k. Down to the reactor, livin' in the core. People run and scream by he only wants more. Glow-in-the-dark irradiated eyes. Actinide series fallin' out of the skies. Party! Ionized acid. Penguin! Swimmin' in Placid. Word. Hey that was fun, stay in school kids!

+2

I see what you did there..... or did I

Greatest country on earth.

lol

What a beautiful place

At least someone is trying to keep this site alive

Ruskia

oh russia. you're so silly.

in soviet russia forums.offtopic.com would upload things you made

+7

superbe

nice

4 for awesome rock rendition of Russian anthem. Sorry to nitpick, but Chernobyl is in Ukraine, not Russia. Nice pics otherwise, though.

This is how communism works!

+2

seems like a fun zone

+1

Some of these are awesome, others, not so much. Get the Chernobyl picture out of there, it's idiotic and ruins the rest.

+1

ot rules

+1

I MUST BREAK YOU.

+1

RAWR!

Id move there in a heartbeat

bad update.

In soviet russia bad updates make good

+2

good update.

f*ck it i fapped.

+1

For mother Russia!

Man, They might have powerful military and scientists, but their architects stink.

They USED to. Nowadays they'd have to resort to throwing turnips.

A stairway to a window?

Poorly optimized JPEGs put inserted into a sh*tty quality, long GIF that is easier to watch on the other 200 websites that host them.

+4

I agree on the optimized part, I need some tips

well your loop is terrible but I gave you a 5 cos the pics made me fap. Get the whole song and loop it its really jarring as it stands.

+1

yeah I would add the whole song but its comes out to 3mb at 128 and my damm gif is also 3mb prob just have to many pics and the size. ahh well good enough for now

a simple fadeout would do wonders

outside russian toilet FTW

the radiator in the car killed me.

Russia is somehow out rednecking the American South No easy task!

+5

lol@ the mig

hey, you need to put that pic back up of that ugly bitch with cherynoble back on there. it cracked me the hell up every time i saw that one

lol @ car spoiler/wheel barrel chained up

Nation of peasants indeed...

its f*cking slideshow get over it

+1

everything in Russia is backwards, and more.

Of these pictures, none sum up the present culture of Russia better than the horse and cart pulling up to the McDonald's window. Russia is a backwater (if you exclude Moscow and central St. Pete) country desperately trying to Westernize itself, but on the whole, it fails miserably. Still, there are few places in the world as charmingly quirky (excluding a certain impending autocracy) than Rossiya.

+3

This is the effect of Communism, kids.

I'de love to lick off her vaginal cheese then rub my self down in oil then beat her children to a minute of there death, just before I sell them onto the childs slave market in asia.

+1

Well I Just Wanna DIP MY BALLS IN IT!

I dont get how they can live like that.

damnit russia p0wnes the west so much

-1

althou some of them are clearly photoshopped, it's somewhat hilarious

Russia FTL.

I still love this YTMND. Russia still rox my sox.

+1

i was humming the russian anthem for hours the other day. they're coming for me.

It was humourous, comrade

The song sounds like its from Rammstein.

And people pay millions to ride their spacecraft.

Atleast the chicks are hot. Also, white ghetto?

moscow! moscow!

*speechless*

Increase the delay, and it's perfect!

Best....site...ever... (Why did you remove the horse in car tho)

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the words are enunciated much better in the rock anthem version

seems like an ok place

this song makes the whole ytmnd

You don't know how lucky you are, boy

Man, Russia ******* owns

that's a rock'n'roll verson of that song from Rocky IV - :)

in soviet russia, 1 votes you!

Black power and ATM picture made me lol.

Yup, there's a lot of room for improvement, but it's still the motherland. Maybe some day I'll go back and help fix the mess, working from the top down.

Does anyone else find this to be pointless or did I just not watch all of it?I will 5 it for Russia

the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.

+1

OMG MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111

How could I not 5 this?

+1

In Soviet Russia, Bro tase you!

If only the whole song was in there...

would make it too big :( to many pics to add the whole song

Godly

Easily the best YTMND in recent memory.

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That was me trying to write in Russian symbols. :(

In Soviet Russia, Word processes you!

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OYES RUSSIAN!

you got these images from ONE single gallery which was posted on all like russian forum a week ago.

Wow, so all you did was steal a bunch of funny images from diffrent sites.

Hey my name is also Ryan :) high five

AW RIGHT!

Epic'd

In Soviet Russia, garbage takes out you!

So much win.