OMFG LOL

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BUM BUM BUUUUUUUUUM!

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oh reelies?

At the beginning of his sentence you can hear his robotic self booting up.

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I'm in your girlfriends pocket.

double commenting because I re-watched the YTMND after reading lonesome's comment..... ROFL.

LMAO LONESOME

conan O'rly LOLOLOLOL

GOOD GOD NO !

thanks ^_^

OH SH*T I KNEW THOSE LIEBERALS HAD CNN IN ITS POCKET!!!

Fox shows the 2 most liberal comidies- the simpsons and family guy. i never understand all these fox conspiracies.

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Nonoyawns, Fox the TV channel is essentially separate from the Fox News Channel.

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How is Family Guy liberal? Family Guy doesn't have substance enough to be of any particular political view.

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Ya ok, and what is CNN

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Celebrity Nude Network.

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cnn.ytmnd.com, that explained cnn to me

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The Communist News Network

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C*NT N*GG*R NETWORK

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What is CNN? Not stupid enough to have Anderson Cooper come out and admit it on national television, that's what.

+8

what mrvlcmcs said

CNN is SO poor, and it is SO black...

+1

lol, communism

I WONDER WHICH NETWORK THAT WOULD BE

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All of them?

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Fox News: Republican CNN: Democrat ABC: Democrat NBC: Democrat MSNBC: Democrat Did i miss any?

+1

^ Obviously you've never watched Lou Dobbs or Joe Scarborough.

+5

maybe news should be impartial?? maybe??

+16

Aldrai, you missed Digg: Libertarian ;)

+8

Lou Dobbs is a democrat, he is just honest about hating Mexicans.

+4

Presidential democracies: fatally flawed.

+2

CBS: Whig

+10

upn rainbow coalition

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CSPAN: independent

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Actually, it is NBC: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,300129,00.html But yeah, I have a hard time believing a story about the kettle when it comes from the pot.

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Fork, democracy isnt a good name for what we have. More like an elected aristocracy. we pick the aristocrats, and they decide the laws. fatally flawed.

-1

YTMNOOOO: Pro-Vader

+1

Perhaps the single-most awesome quote ever produced by Bill o' Reilly with the perfect picture to boot

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Indubitably.

+2

^Perhaps the single word that has come out of a YTMND'ers mouth that was more than 10 words. (Not including internet terms. e.g. nmjroflolzercoaster

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letters*

+1

Beyond Awesome.

I dont get it...explain perhaps?

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If you don't have the mental capacity to get the joke, you don't have the mental capacity to understand the explanation.

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I get it! Because you can't put a news network in your pocket. lololololoolololololol

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he says "for the reist time ever" when its obvious the republicans have FOX news in their pocket and the democrats have CNN

-1

then y did u vote 5?

-1

GOP TV

+1

I always knew the Democrats owned Nick News. bastards

+70

LMAO!

Nick News was such a buzz kill after All That. The difference between Keenan and Kel being silly bitches and kids talking about issues that *should* be important to young children (they weren't) was like coming down after a week of morphine.

+2

My dad was on Nick news

+2

Is it just me, or do we have some really enthusiastic comment voters here?

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Now i 5ive you!! Lol ;D

a very intelligent ytmnd

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I'm glad you went for all the news organizations. People complain about Rupert Murdock owning Fox, while they ignore Ted Turner owns CNN.

+1

CNN is owned by AOL Time-Warner, and it is well known today that Ted Turner has little to no influence at that place anymore.

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CAPTAIN PLAAAAAAAANET!!!!!

+3

also Jews

Is there any such thing as un-biased news nowadays?

+9

Reports yesterday indicate that 90% of Americans are skeptical about what they hear or read from the news. Research by various unnamed sources indicates that Jews are largely to blame.

+14

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, and then wash it down with a cup of truthiness: The Colbert Report.

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The only thing freedom of the press gives us is the ability to follow celebrities around with a camera. Otherwise, it's a lie.

-1

Which is why we have thousands of blogs, websites, and organizations devoted solely to the purpose of covering infractions by the government, right?

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And exactly 0 television networks.

it is time for the american people to start boycotting the news networks, and get all of their infoz from colbert+

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What's with people downvoting colbert comments? colbert rocks! Better news than anywhere

+3

Colbert has sucked since he got his own show. He was good on the Daily Show, but he seems totally unfunny on his own show, which is really confusing because it's the same writers, both Stewart and Colbert included.

Fived for the irony overload.

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My pocket is fair and balanced

+8

This comment is highly underrated.

I lol'd so f*cking hard.

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wow..........f*ggot

i love how they taunt us like this "whatcha gunna do 'bout it huh?"

+3

I laughed.

LOL YA THINK BILL?

+2

thats the understatement of the year

+1

I lol'd.

What a delightfully retarded moron. Like the rest of the Republicans.

-1

Rebublicans suck, but Democrats are just as bad, if not worst. My opinion? Go Libertarian.

+1

Guys like joejew enrich any political movement they get behind.

-1

when the f*ck did the democrats become the "rebellious class". seems like every other politically retarded kid at my school, who wants to be "rebellious" says they're democrat. i hate republicans, but make sure to share the love to the twice as hypocritical party the democrats run. one look at their presidential line up is proof.

If these so-called rebellious kids were even halfway independent, they would go third party.

O' REILLY?

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YA REILLY!

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NO... um, WEILLY! f*ck.

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you killed it, babyeater

The liberals have taken over Naked News? What has this world gone to?

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Hey at least FOX new doesnt LIE.

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umm, yeah they do...

lol

Paveway...you're not making any sense.

90% of ytmnd users dont know sh*t about politics. so take your apparently incredible "intelligence" of politics to a POLITICAL forum.

OMG!!!!1! Fox news is to the right of center, thank god CNN, MSNBC, ABC, and CBS are all democrat whores or else people might realize how liberalism is bullsh*t.

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With eloquence and linguistic cunning like that it's amazing you haven't converted the entire populace to the wonders of your manifestly infallible brand of equally-linguistically-cunning conservativism.

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^^ Brainy douchebag retort.

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Sestet: Hay GUYS!!! I FOUND out out about this kewl thing called a THESAURUS!!! Now I can make synonyms for EVERY WORD!!! People might even THINK I'M SMART FOR A CHANGE !!!!!

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lol CNN MSNBC and ABC all cover celebrity news exclusively, FOX only covers it part of the time, the rest of the time it's partisan tripe. Seriously any one who gets their news from cable or talk radio is a moron.

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Uninstall life Sestet

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There's a difference between liberalism and being a Democrat. According to many political ideologists, Bush is considered to be a liberal. It's not liberals and conservatives, it's Democrats and Republicans; liberals and realists. Liberalism is a paradigm for a set of ideas, regardless of being Democrat or Republican.

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I'm a brainy douchbag who needs to uninstall life? Silly people, now why on earth would I do that when all I did was make an anti-conservative comment on a silly Bill O'Reilly YTMND? I'm all for the debate process, but not for getting the vapors and resorting to idiotic insults whenever someone disagrees with me.

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I'm sorry, if you think what Sestet wrote requires a thesaurus, and that those are inconceivably big words for someone to use without overly thinking about it... well, you're either an average teenager or a retarded adult.

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Protip: If you don't have anything interesting or funny to contribute to a discussion, just post random and unrelated insults until they stop arguing. This will win you the internets and cause people to assume you must have an absolutely gigantic c*ck in real life as well.

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He may not have used a thesaurus but he should have used a Chicago Manual of Style. PS: Pickles got it right.

Sestet isnt using a thesaurus, hes just from 1865. Seriously who says "getting the vapors" other than antebellum southern plantation wives.

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"Seriously who says "getting the vapors" other than antebellum southern plantation wives." - someone awesome who knows the inherent humor in channelling antebellum southern plantation wives.

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Wow! This is a very long thread devoted to arguing about whether Sestet is hot or not...

biz marke has a song called you caught the vapors. Also; my, my, my I do declare.

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F*cking Mastersh*tsu I thought I told you to shut your wannabe samauri mouth. Just watch your buttf*cking animGAY and quit attempting to be somthing. Yes I know it's the interwebz and you can try and be someone other than who you are in real life, but seriously, with a name like "Master Sh*tsu" it is still clear to all of us that you are a fat f*cking outcast that torrents every f*cking episode of any gay sh*t anime and jacks off all over the burned DVD's.

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i wish i cared as much about paveway as he cared about me.

+1

This thread f*cking sucks.

LOL.

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No sh*t.

for the first time ever?

5'd for the TRUTH!

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It's not quite the truth. He said "may". :P

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little does everyone know that the they're all in the pockets of AIPAC and the pro-israel lobby

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NEDM

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Damn pockets.

who was he actually tlaking about?

probably CNN. If Fox is a conservative tool, CNN is the liberal woodshop.

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Actually all those programs give the illusion of choice and both serve the ruling elite. Watch "OutFoxed" to hear some convincing testimony.

CSPAN is unbiased, but no one watches it because they can't be bothered to sit through a 5-hour senate hearing. So in the end, you can only blame yourselves for Bill O' Reilly.

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Dude where have you been i haven't seen you in ages!

O RLY?

Must be MSNBC

it was senator craig's pocket

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I guess somebody was being a bad, naughty boy...

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hahahah which one was HE referring to?

I get all my news from YTMND, tell me when the apocalypse starts.

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December 21, 2012

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I was being sarcastic you jew

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Oh no I'm Jew!

It's when the countdown of Eon8 finishes. Oh crap.

The apocalypse will start soon as I get around to unleashing a zombie virus. When one considers how much of a lazy bastard I am, I suggest you remind your grandkids to buy their spawn a copy of the Zombie Survival Guide. You know, when your offspring's offspring have offspring.

Offspring? THIS IS YTMND!

Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to surrender the lube and dismount Lenin's corpse.

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Thank you, Joe McCarthy, for implying that anyone who doesn't like FOX News (or cable news in general) is a communist.

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Is it just me or does anybody who disagrees with sestet's comments get down voted ridiculous amounts? Using alts to downvote comments? Pretty cool.

^ Stupidity apparently isn't stupid so long as it disagrees with me, according to some.

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Oh come on. We all know news outlets are unbiased sources of information **Cough bullsh*t cough cough** and all reporters are paragons of heavenly virtue **cough Geraldo Rivera cough cough** and would never lie to us **cough Dan Rather cough cough**

LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL BEST.

YOU DONT SAY BILL

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Truly a great, oldschool YTMND. Sick work

+1

Couldn't say it any better

This after he blew the lid off how black people order iced tea.

lollercopters? Roflcakes? OMGASH CONSPIRACY!

I MUST BREAK YOU.

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CNN ain't liberal. Just look at their lineup: Glenn Beck, Wolf Blitzer, Lou Dobbs, Candy Crowley, the list goes on.... Where' the liberal counterpart? Cafferty? Please.

I still say if our founding fathers were around today they'd all call us a bunch of pussies. For the people by the people hasn't existed in a real long rime. There is no democracy in this country and we're far from even being a republic.

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god bless pepsi

+1

I wouldn't say we're terribly far from being a republic. When the Romans invented Republicanism as a form of government, it was choked with beauracracy, corruption, and the poisoning effect of political parties as well.

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The difficulty with the idea of bringing grassroots democracy back to America is that we have far too many uneducated people here who would be unable to make well-founded decisions on issues that (really) matter. As it stands, said people already vote for the politicians they see on TV and never even think of doing a little research beforehand.

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I'm not implying that we need a strict definition of democracy in this country. A lot of the people here don't even know a politicians political beliefs they vote based on appearance, charisma and character. I still believe if John Kerry didn't have the face of a horse and wasn't married to a loud mouth bitch he would have won. I just think citizens should have more control in what effects this country and politicians should have a little less than they do right now.

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Because when you can get tazed in this country for asking a question your Bill of Rights has gone out the window. I don't care if he was being a douchebag and questioning authority. This country was founded on questioning authority and nowadays asking a question results in getting tazed.

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This is why my solution to improving the government is a required exam that asks what candidates have made what statements (chosen by the candidate to avoid biasing the voters) in order to vote. If you don't know what the candidates actually stand for, you don't get to select them! Also, it'd be text-only unless you have an actual handicap and in English.

Of course, a test of such kind is unconstitutional. It probably would also reveal that a good portion of the voting-age American citizenry is embarrassingly illiterate (LOL OMG CARRIE SAY WUT) and would likely result in cries of racism from inner-city communities. God bless America.

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That wouldn't be a democracy, SBA, that would be an oligarchy.

Look it up actually the US was only technically a democracy for like 4 years. The founding fathers created a Democracy it was not practical, they scrapped it and created a Republic. Despite what you may have learned from "Civilizations" a Republic is actually far more complex and versatile. btw StupidBoring*ssh*le they pretty much did, each state picked individuals who were to be educated on the political system and if as a group they came to a unanimous consensus that their state had voted stupidly they would essentially be able to change how that state votes and suffer the repercussions or reap the benefits later. This is the electoral college and because of the potential for corruption along with other reasons in all except for 4 states they can no longer do anything except sit and watch how their state votes, and then are forced to agree.

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I still say the story of our founding fathers would be alot more interesting if it were told in the form of an anime starring a cast entirely comprised of scantly clad catgirls fighting historical battles with cunnilingus and vibrators.

"The founding fathers created a Democracy" Wrong. The founders first had the articles of confederation, which made the former colony states in to a loose knit organization. Then certain folks like Alexander Hamilton wanted to centralize power, so they pushed for and got the Constitution.

Constitutional Republic, excuse me.

Democrats are retards, Republicans are retards. Dominant two party election system FTL

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Democrats are retards. Republicans are geniuses.

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Democrats are inept, spineless, and incompetent. Republicans are scheming, devious, and evil.

+3

Politicians are scheming, devious, and evil*

+1

I think the overreaching sentiment in my comment was that neither party is particularly above the other as far as effectiveness and ethics are concerned.

+1

Democrats love white chocolate minus the strawberry filling, bounce on orange trampolines that they call Bill, and they ride unicorns to baptisms and congressional meetings. Republicans listen to Johnny Cash only on Thursdays,and every other Tuesday (unless there's a unpaid holiday), eat chocolate pudding from dog bowls, and drive elephants with XXL size briefs on their heads. And when it comes to politics on YTMND, everyone makes stereotypes of their "opposing" party. Can't we all just get along?

Greens are nice people who want to do the right thing, but are quite confused and are unaware that many of their ideas would lead to tyranny. Constitutional Party members claim to uphold liberty and the constitution, but turn a blind eye to the evangelical depreciations of liberty.

O'Reilley's right, those Whigs need to let go of CSPAN!

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My only regret is that i have but 1 upvote to give for this comment.

My biggest regret is that I can't upvote this comment in good conscious since this man is nothing but a no good lowdown carpetbagger! FEDERALISTS FOREVER (just a side note I actually frigging hated the federalists +1)

OH SH*T I KNEW THOSE LIEBERALS HAD CNN IN ITS POCKET!!!

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meh

Did it take him that long to figure it out?

is that a network news organization in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

+2

Best pickup line ever. Use that and you will be getting laid.

GOOD GOD ALERT THE INTERNETS

what? this makes no sense

-2

He was talking about MSNBC and NBC and he was completely correct

This is a really good YTMND

Oh yeah. He was talking about NBC.

+1

thats a bit of a 'no sh*t sherlock' statement!

+1

HE HAD SEC WITH A 9 YEAR OLD!

he tells about the possibility of truth all the time but then just brings up bullsh*t points to counter it

-1

Fox is actually the only network that has both conservative and liberal commentators (hannity and colmes for ex)... CNN has a huge left-wing bias...but LOL ITS FUN TO BASH FOX BECAUSE LIBERALS ARE THE FREE THINKING SMART PEOPLE

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Sometimes they are and sometimes they aren't. REALLY aren't. But Fox's owner has been shown to influence the line-up and political bias of the news broadcast, and liberal commentators or guests are usually either toothless or belittled. Also, c*cks.

+2

To be a liberal means your so smart you can never be wrong no matter what the results. To be a conservative means that no matter how fair and hard working you are you are always a racist and a red neck.

+1

^ stereotypes. Too bad that's how everyone looks at it.

+2

The two parties were designed to create the illusion that you have a choice. Two sides of the same coin with the purpose of making us fight against each other instead of focusing on the source, which controls both parties behind the scenes. Divide/conquer. Millions deceived. If you don't believe me look at what you're doing. Boohoo liberals suck. No boohoo conservatives do. While you all are arguing about which wrong is less wrong, the elite are getting what they want no matter who appears to be in charge.

In addition, I believe what you people are experiencing Bob Marley coined "mental slavery," from which you must emancipate yourself. Wake up from your deep sleep.

That's nice, wick, and I think everyone already knows it but we are too lazy and comfortable to start a revolution. I know I am ^_^

MTV news belongs to gangsters who know nothing about politics lol!

aka mtv news is for n*gg*rs made by n*gg*rs?

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As aposed to BET which is for n*gg*rs by cr*ck*rs?

-2

OMG WHAT NEWS ORGANIZATION COULD IT BE?!

rawr.

SAY IT AIN'T SO!

It ain't so!

YOU DON'T SAY

You know why they call it BET? Because TNN was already taken.

+1

It took me like 5 minutes to get that joke.

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OMG!11!! Fox News is reporting on the truth, as always!!!1!!!

I WONDER WHAT THAT NEWS ORGANIZATION COULD BE???? *cough* Boxed Fox news *cough*

O MAI F*CKEN GAWD NO WAI R U SERIUZ!?!?!?!?!??!??!??!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~#@%@&!*

liberals are f*gs. pure and simple

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Run a campaign with that slogan.

+1

I didn't know Larry Craig was a Liberal! All this time I though he was a Repbulican.

You're only a f*g if you engage in gay sex. He was just a man who liked having sex with other men.

I'm republican... why the hell do we care about larry craig? what he does in the bathroom is none of my business. I prefer to urinate and defecate in there without tapping my foot, but that's what makes him happy, so idc also, 80% of homophobes have repressed homosexual tendencies, whereas just over a quarter of non-homophobes do...

intelligent rebuttal.

lulz CNN ftl. lulz Fox News ftl. BBC ftw!

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The "we're all going to die unless you the public live below the EU as communists and cut down on your carbon and enjoy being taxed, oh and we'll increase the license fee again to cut down on your carbon footprints you evil population of britain!!!!11ones" BBC.

Meh, more accurate than "Fox News is wrong" CNN, and "CNN is wrong" Fox News

I love it when each news station tries to slash at the other to show itself as having the higher value.

Wait until you find out what they're doing in that pocket.

+1

aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahhahahah

Just watch PBS.

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Watching PBS is like walking in and out of the enterence to Wal*Mart over and over again and each time getting bugged by D.A.R.E. kids to buy something overpriced and useless... when all you want to do is go inside and watch married people argue and fight over buying Bagel Bites.

+2

i cant see bill o'reilly without thinking about him selling ointment

+1

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And I guess you think the major networks don't have a consistent leftward slant?

+2

Oh. My. God. Did he just pwn himself? Fav'd.

+1

nice screen shot

To paraphrase the best shirt I've ever seen, "Republican: Because not everyone can be on welfare"

+1

lol, irony

Nice

YTMDIRONY

eenits pawcket

FINALLY!

nooooooooooo....really??!

oh the irony

I would like to see that story.

OMG IZ HE TALKINZ BOUT DA FOX NOOZ???? One'd.

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5'd for lulztastic irony

lol, but they AREN'T fair and balanced!

he was so happy and couldn't wait to tell everyone that Guiliani had givin him a lolipop

hmmm...reeeeerrrrryyy?

Is it the NEDM network? 1'd for massive gay C*CKF*G!

-1

its almost ironic

screw the neocons, I'm a republican who actually hates big government

+1

Which meant you voted for Ron Paul, right?

5'd hard, keep spreading the word. i have a bumper sticker that says "FOX news is propoganda". i saw an old guy look at it once, and he shook his head. it made me smile. good day.

+1

I have a bumper sticker that says "CNN is propaganda." The other day, a bunch of collage kids dragged me out of my car and beat me with pipes.

Don't tease, Bill O' Reilly.

BULLSH*T IT'S NOT TRUE!

Do I think Fox News is biased conservative? Sure! But anyone who thinks CBS, ABC, NBC, CNN, and the NYT aren't biased liberal has an IQ of about 9.

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A quote from my friend: "Just because a News channel tells the truth, and the truth happens to make you mad, it doesn't mean they're communists." By no stretch of the imagination am I saying that any news channel is telling the truth, per se, but they're a helluva lot closer to it than Fox News.