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Site Title: Requiem For A YTMNDer
Site Domain: requiemconfession.ytmnd.com
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nuclearbastard
Created on: 2007-10-14 20:53:12
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Sound Origin: Confession
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Description: Written as an IM from Feedrosie to Max, because underneath his talented exterior, he's psychotic. I hope I have passed on to you the fear, concern, and frustration he gave to us both
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2007-10-14 20:54:55
 
LOVE THIS ROFL
 
2007-10-14 21:07:24
 
Win!
 
2007-10-14 21:10:11
 
tl; dr
+3
 
2007-10-14 21:37:52
 
i have to 5 this.
+1
 
2007-10-14 21:52:22
 
Oh this is 5.
+1
 
2007-10-14 21:54:20
 
nobody should watch this long enough to see the joke...lol
+4
 
2007-10-14 23:10:48
 
I feel the same way that guy did every time I go to the bathroom.
+2
 
2007-10-15 08:52:36
 
The image was too small and I couldn't even see the end of it, but I still knew it was gonna be a Fresh Prince thing haha. I love these things. I knew it was coming and I still laughed
 
2007-10-15 11:46:53
 
I'm glad I stayed till the end, the fresh prince bit made this YTMND worth the wait.
 
2007-10-15 14:01:25
 
saphhi stfu you weeaboo c*nt. I WAS A MISSTEAK MAAAAN!
 
2007-10-16 12:25:16
 
wow, u stole moments of my life, how u do dat?
2007-10-14 20:56:18
 
poop
2007-10-14 20:56:21
 
Needs more Yiddish Cup.
+3
 
2007-10-15 15:58:33
 
olol, i rhemembr taht.
-1
2007-10-14 20:59:02
 
lol. I'm so f*cking glad I stuck around for the whole thing.
+3
 
2007-10-14 21:29:45
 
Only positive comment downvoted and the only 3 comments I've made since logging on have been dowvoted...hmm. Mind telling me what I did to rub you the wrong way this time fourest?
+6
2007-10-14 21:00:34
 
2007-10-14 21:01:11
 
Awesome. Good job drawing the reader in and making them stick around until the finale.
 
2007-10-14 21:05:33
 
agreed
2007-10-14 21:01:12
 
Me thinks I missed an important segment of this tale.
+1
 
2007-10-14 21:03:17
 
That said, I read the rest of your posts.
+1
 
2007-10-14 21:10:42
 
Heh, now I get why I was confused: I was so eager to stalk out your livejournal page (and kinda annoyed by your voice, honestly) that I turned down the audio, read it faster than you, and then wandered through your LJ page. So kudos for that. +
+1
2007-10-14 21:06:13
 
I love you.
 
2007-10-14 21:25:45
 
why arent you getting any credit for this?
 
2007-10-14 21:40:27
 
I am holding off on the creds until this tones down a bit. Suspension of disbelief and all that. But yeah, this is Feedrosie's writing, his BG sound engineering, and his suggestion that I actually rap the last part.
 
2007-10-14 21:53:38
 
lol
2007-10-14 21:07:47
 
I was actually buying it...
+1
 
 
2007-10-15 08:54:10
 
it's tl;dW (too long; didn't WATCH) you try to READ a YTMND
+1
 
2007-10-15 09:35:34
 
Also if you don't watch it, why rate it?
+2
2007-10-14 21:13:25
 
man I can't believe I sat through that whole piece of crap, but lol @ the end
+2
2007-10-14 21:15:09
 
F*cking GOLD Jerry! GOLD!!!!
+2
2007-10-14 21:16:58
 
We've been bel-aired by a God, thank you
2007-10-14 21:17:17
 
Whoa, where did you take voice lessons? You're amazing.
2007-10-14 21:21:03
 
http://digg.com/videos/people/What_happens_when_an_Internet_geek_kills_someone
2007-10-14 21:24:35
 
worth every second
2007-10-14 21:25:31
 
I knew it. You f*cker.
2007-10-14 21:25:56
 
tl;dr
2007-10-14 21:31:01
 
Most win evvvar
2007-10-14 21:33:23
 
"it was emotional i thought you were going to jail then all of a sudden bel air
2007-10-14 21:34:05
 
WILL!!!!!!!
2007-10-14 21:38:46
 
I feel as if I was violated watching this, in the good way though.
+1
 
 
2007-10-20 22:48:29
 
boring.
-2
2007-10-14 21:39:46
 
win win win win win win WIN I SAY WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN
-1
2007-10-14 21:40:43
 
1
2007-10-14 21:44:22
 
OMG F*CKING WIN!
2007-10-14 21:46:30
 
I remember the first time I killed a man. It felt like my life got flipped turned upside down.
+31
2007-10-14 21:50:06
 
ADD kicked in...
-7
 
2008-02-20 23:36:07
 
fight the ADD, trust me
2007-10-14 21:51:24
 
hahahah
2007-10-14 21:52:23
 
^_^ I lawled. You get a 5, it tastes like a cookie.
2007-10-14 21:53:08
 
unique, so far as I know
2007-10-14 22:16:46
 
i saw it coming once the text ran off the screen, well played regardless.
2007-10-14 22:30:41
 
haha, you knew it was coming but you just couldnt prepare yourself for it <3
2007-10-14 22:34:31
 
"riveting, edge-of-your-seat suspense" -jew york times
2007-10-14 22:34:42
 
I...have...been...Bel Air'd. LMFAO!!
2007-10-14 23:09:48
 
Came back to 5 this. ... Okay, off to killing more people, now.
-2
2007-10-14 23:25:42
 
Oh joy. I wasted god knows how much time for some ancient internet forum joke to kick in. But, I guess that's my fault though.
+1
2007-10-14 23:46:26
 
needs more chicken and watermelon
-1
 
2007-10-15 10:53:52
 
And booty
-1
2007-10-14 23:51:55
 
i was going to one this and leave a arrogant comment, something like 'lighten up Francis'....but dude...BRAV-F*cking-O...WIN WIN WIN
2007-10-14 23:56:25
 
lol f*cking owned
2007-10-15 00:32:41
 
what the f*cking hell is this sh*t? yes i saw the fresh prince part, still, what the f*ck is this sh*t?
-6
2007-10-15 00:56:38
 
"Today I killed a guy IRL" cracked me up. Then i got bored and kept thinking about how much sh*t this guy was full of. Then i felt embarrassed even though i'm the only one in the house.
2007-10-15 01:06:49
 
Thats Lulz right there.
2007-10-15 01:54:44
 
Lol. Little long though~
-1
2007-10-15 01:55:59
 
No one should stick around for the joke in this site dear god that takes way too long
2007-10-15 02:10:45
 
I saw the ending, I didn't want to, but it was like a magnet drawing me in. The ending was... anticlimactic. When it was over I was the same damn person with the same damn life. I'll never get to move to Bel Air.
+7
2007-10-15 02:47:12
 
5
2007-10-15 02:58:15
 
oh man, i rofl'd all over my waffles
-1
2007-10-15 03:13:31
 
Wait, what the hell happened to the frat guy you stabbed, he went to the hospital right?
+7
 
2007-10-15 08:45:00
 
oh my f*cking god
+2
 
2007-10-15 04:52:04
 
I'm really glad I ignored my instincts and watched through to the end.
2007-10-15 05:35:21
 
In West Philadelphia born and raised...
-1
2007-10-15 06:02:03
 
do you expect me to sit through all that
+2
 
2007-10-15 09:52:54
 
no. we expect you to go molest altar boys
+6
2007-10-15 06:13:11
 
F, singing sucks and if you don't know what its like to kill someone, start with yourself please.
+2
2007-10-15 06:45:11
 
Damn! I got Bel Air'd.
2007-10-15 07:38:18
 
I was impressed that the gif timed perfectly
2007-10-15 07:44:14
 
Might as well kick it!
2007-10-15 07:53:26
 
bel-air'd
2007-10-15 07:55:51
 
I have been owned. Thank you.
2007-10-15 08:12:37
 
Bel-air'd. F*cker
2007-10-15 08:16:09
 
So killing is like f*cking the first time? Then you need to kill more, until it's feels good!
+1
2007-10-15 08:21:50
 
might as well kick it
2007-10-15 08:24:22
 
horrible title
-2
2007-10-15 08:24:24
 
damn youu
+1
2007-10-15 08:28:07
 
I DONT VOTE!
-2
2007-10-15 08:31:10
 
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-3
 
2007-10-15 18:30:10
 
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+2
2007-10-15 08:38:02
 
ahh nice
2007-10-15 08:52:30
 
All THAT for a f*cking Bel-Air. I seriously hate you. 5, god-damn-it
+2
2007-10-15 08:57:11
 
they might have ytmnd in prison...
+1
2007-10-15 09:16:29
 
sacramento, california?? isthat where ur from?
2007-10-15 09:52:13
 
lol
2007-10-15 09:59:38
 
SO MUCH 5
2007-10-15 10:01:55
 
im not sitting through this sh*t you retard. ytmnd is for quick laughs. it's a gag. it's a cyber-fart. it isn't performance art.
+2
2007-10-15 10:27:03
 
"No more f*cking ytmnd!"
+1
2007-10-15 10:42:25
 
Flawless victory.
+1
2007-10-15 10:42:48
 
5'd but I was gonna fave til it bacame apparent it was a fictional account
-1
2007-10-15 10:46:57
 
42 years old and all you came up with was a bel-air? Nuke, you need to work on your voice. I didn't even want to hear all of it because your voice annoys me. Feed did a good job on the effects, but no sound engineering can cure that voice of yours.
-2
 
2007-10-15 10:47:28
 
also c*cks.
-1
2007-10-15 10:51:41
 
pretty happy.
2007-10-15 11:01:04
 
rawr.
-2
2007-10-15 11:10:28
 
DID NOT EXPECT IT AT ALL. you get 5 golden stars.
2007-10-15 11:16:16
 
Wow
+1
2007-10-15 11:20:43
 
i wanted more than Bel Air.....still kept me unbored for a while tho
-1
2007-10-15 11:25:26
 
Thats sick man.... ... but also pretty funny.
2007-10-15 11:41:02
 
nice timing.
2007-10-15 11:56:55
 
excellently done.
2007-10-15 12:00:47
 
Rofl!
2007-10-15 12:13:18
 
2007-10-15 12:14:10
 
I read the entire thing with the sound off earlier today when I was in a public place. I read the comments to see what all the fuss was about so I knew what was coming, but 5 anyway
2007-10-15 12:55:06
 
Was worth the wait.
2007-10-15 12:56:40
 
well i got belaird
2007-10-15 13:22:04
 
here I was thinking I would learn what it's like to kill a guy.
2007-10-15 13:30:09
 
ROFL
2007-10-15 13:57:48
 
LOLOLOL <333333
2007-10-15 13:59:50
 
Went too long, gave me time to think so I saw it coming...if it was shorter it might have caught me offguard
-1
 
2008-02-20 23:41:06
 
it was the fact that it went so long that made it better than your average bel-air
2007-10-15 14:00:50
 
saphhi stfu you weeaboo c*nt. I WAS A MISSTEAK MAAAAN!
2007-10-15 14:15:48
 
YES!
2007-10-15 14:20:31
 
I wish I knew how to explain this 4 in a way that didn't come off in some f*ggoty "Dear Diary" tone.
+2
2007-10-15 14:26:31
 
i knew i was gonna get bel-aired, due to the fact that the page was cut off at the bottom......
2007-10-15 14:27:34
 
Oh God... Bel-air'd. Nicely done!
2007-10-15 14:31:56
 
Well played.
2007-10-15 14:40:46
 
greatest ending ever
2007-10-15 14:45:02
 
So how has this not been flagged NSFW yet?
-1
2007-10-15 15:34:55
 
Magnetic Chests people.....MAGNETIC
+2
2007-10-15 15:45:19
 
Wow. You rule!
2007-10-15 16:49:17
 
lol great stuff, i saw it coming twords the end
2007-10-15 17:13:33
 
THAT WAS F*CKING Great!
2007-10-15 17:14:21
 
SO GLAD I WAITED lol!!!
2007-10-15 17:17:41
 
You got me you bastard
2007-10-15 17:31:24
 
I die a little inside every time I get Bel-Air'd
2007-10-15 17:50:17
 
I was so upset because the Fresh Prince logo came up early :(
2007-10-15 18:12:02
 
I'm glad that people have enough patience for the payoff.
2007-10-15 19:12:26
 
EPIC
2007-10-15 19:57:27
 
No f*cking ytmnd.
2007-10-15 20:04:38
 
I can't believe I didn't see that coming. Awesome.
2007-10-15 21:06:34
 
I got bel air'd
2007-10-15 21:08:21
 
This is pure genius. I was minorly amused at the emo confession, and was confused when he kept talking off the end of the image. Priceless.
2007-10-15 21:32:08
 
I fell for the trap. It sounded just like a real emo-ish LiveJournal entry would sound. Great idea
2007-10-15 22:44:13
 
I was expecting a scare site, but I was pleasantly surprised.
2007-10-15 23:16:41
 
predictable end is predictable
-2
2007-10-15 23:35:37
 
O SHI-
2007-10-16 03:16:15
 
nuclearbastard is innocent!
2007-10-16 06:10:05
 
i was about to vote 2, but something at the end changed my mind
+1
2007-10-16 15:13:17
 
you won the internet, dont spend it all in one place
2007-10-16 16:34:20
 
i LOL'ed IRL
-2
 
2007-10-16 17:15:53
 
You laugh at...really dull, boring, unfunny things...
2007-10-16 18:35:30
 
BEST. WIN. BEST. WIN. BEST. WIN. BEST. WIN.
2007-10-16 18:48:21
 
The internet is serious f*cking business
-1
2007-10-16 19:17:56
 
Tell Feedrosie he fails for not knowing the correct lyrics by heart.
2007-10-16 20:53:15
 
F*ck you.
2007-10-16 21:36:38
 
Anyone who doesn't 5 this should be stabbed to death like the story IRL.
-1
2007-10-16 23:31:07
 
That was the biggest lead up to a Bel-Air joke I've ever seen. Just for that you get a 5.
2007-10-17 01:07:44
 
You f*cking got me.
2007-10-17 04:43:13
 
You bastard, I thought something like that was gonna happen!
2007-10-17 09:40:24
 
dude theres a joke where?
2007-10-17 11:11:10
 
I was expecting an NEDM in there somewhere.
2007-10-17 17:07:41
 
5ed but was the fresh prince signal supposed to pop out before the song?
2007-10-17 18:41:15
 
welcome to 4chan, wait a second this isn't 4chan
+2
2007-10-18 09:03:54
 
haha that was great
2007-10-18 13:21:45
 
tl;dr
-2
2007-10-18 18:44:13
 
i came here looking for drunk frat boys
2007-10-19 22:11:02
 
Woulda been 3, but you get a star for doing the rap yourself.
2007-10-20 21:18:42
 
HOLY SH*T
2007-10-22 14:17:44
 
You crafty son of a sailor... I've been had!
2007-11-17 14:57:05
 
syht, that mdae my day.
2007-11-17 21:32:01
 
I knew there was something more to this lol. you nutter. x
2007-12-25 03:32:03
 
OMFG why the hell did I sit around for that just to get Bel air'd?!?! ><
2008-02-20 23:43:11
 
I love this site, just cause I spent the whole time being pissed that you weren't pronouncing the misspellings like all the other dramatic readings, then suddenly epic kicks me in the face, and impregnates my nose, so next think I know 2 snot fetuses are shooting out of me in the form of truely epic lulz
-1